Saved By the Damn Bell!!! - Page 2

rkmsuf · 03-20-2007, 02:01 PM

Teen line this is Nitro!

Anyone else have horrible thoughts about banging Kelly's sister? When she got older of course.

Dr. Sak · 03-20-2007, 02:04 PM

What about the one where the drill instructor comes and Zach tries to stack his team...but instead he gets stuck with all the geeks.

Dr. Sak · 03-20-2007, 02:06 PM

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Originally Posted by rkmsuf

Teen line this is Nitro!

Anyone else have horrible thoughts about banging Kelly's sister? When she got older of course.

Didn't Slater have a sister too that Zach tried to date?

gottimd · 03-20-2007, 02:08 PM

Didn't they have a guy named Ox who seemed to switch characters all the time? He seemed to be a meathead jock, then was he the allstar wrestler from another school, then he was a burnout.

rkmsuf · 03-20-2007, 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by bsak16

Didn't Slater have a sister too that Zach tried to date?

I vaguely remember something about that. Can't picture her.

Saw one the other day that was mildly disturbing. Zack dresses up as a woman and goes out on a date with Screech to build is confidence.

Then somehow in another one Screech dresses up as a girl and gets into the girls locker room and totally blows it by not trying to see any titay or bootay. Dork.

Dr. Sak · 03-20-2007, 02:11 PM

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Originally Posted by gottimd

Didn't they have a guy named Ox who seemed to switch characters all the time? He seemed to be a meathead jock, then was he the allstar wrestler from another school, then he was a burnout.

Ox and Moose

Dr. Sak · 03-20-2007, 02:13 PM

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Season 2, Episode 8: Miss Bayside
Original Air Date: 27 October 1990
Bayside's winner of the Miss Bayside beauty pageant will go on to compete in the state-wide pageant of Miss High School Californis. The pageant stirs up controversy about sexism, in which both A.C. Slater and Screech enter as contestants to win a bet over who could win. Who will be the next Miss Bayside?

And Screetch wins becoming Miss Bayside. GHEY!

Pumpy Tudors · 03-20-2007, 02:21 PM

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Originally Posted by rkmsuf

There were no Tori "years". She was on for just a few episodes as fillers for the final season. The show had filmed the final graduation already and the cast took off. The network ordered more episodes but Kelly and Jessie had other projects so they brought in Tori. She appeared and then disappeared for the finale.

I meant to say "Tori year," I guess. I actually knew the story and had just kinda forgotten it when I posted because I was so mad.

rkmsuf · 03-20-2007, 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

I meant to say "Tori year," I guess. I actually knew the story and had just kinda forgotten it when I posted because I was so mad.

damn that beotch

JonInMiddleGA · 03-20-2007, 02:35 PM

Also appearing on the show (in addition to Eric Dane & the often mentioned Tori Spelling & Denise Richards):

Leah Remini, Carla Gugino, Amy Weber, and Soleil Moon Frye, as well as lesser-known TLC show host Kirsten Kemp(Holmquist),

And for our few daytime soap fans, at least a half dozen eventual Days of Our Lives cast members: Bryan Datillo, Patrick Muldoon, Patrika Darbo, Nicholas Read, Aimee Brooks, and Carolyn Cable.

Logan · 03-20-2007, 02:48 PM

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Originally Posted by MikeVic

I remember Eerie Indiana. I just don't remember anything about it... was it like Goosebumps and Are You Afraid of the Dark?

Same here. I think I was about 8 when that was on TV.

Pumpy Tudors · 03-20-2007, 03:03 PM

Whoa, did Jon mention Denise Richards? I don't remember Denise Richards appearing on the show, and I think I've seen every episode at least twice. How the hell did I miss that?

rkmsuf · 03-20-2007, 03:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

Whoa, did Jon mention Denise Richards? I don't remember Denise Richards appearing on the show, and I think I've seen every episode at least twice. How the hell did I miss that?

Your fixation on Slater's muscles?

MikeVic · 03-20-2007, 03:21 PM

Is Slater the only one of the main cast to still kind of be seen on TV/in movies? I thought he hosted some animal show, was a part of some all-male talkshow, and was on Dancing With the Stars?

Logan · 03-20-2007, 03:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

Whoa, did Jon mention Denise Richards? I don't remember Denise Richards appearing on the show, and I think I've seen every episode at least twice. How the hell did I miss that?

Yeah I believe she was the secret admirer who pretended to drown.

Ksyrup · 03-20-2007, 03:30 PM

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Originally Posted by MikeVic

Is Slater the only one of the main cast to still kind of be seen on TV/in movies? I thought he hosted some animal show, was a part of some all-male talkshow, and was on Dancing With the Stars?

Heh. I remember when he was the "host" for the Space Mountain TV program that aired while you waited in line for the roller coaster at Disney World.

molson · 03-20-2007, 03:31 PM

It pissed me off when Zach screwed the school out of millions of dollars in oil money, all because he was sad his stupid pet duck died.

Karlifornia · 03-20-2007, 05:30 PM

What about the episode where film star Johnny Dakota comes to teach the kids about the dangers of drugs, only to be caught doing coke in the bathroom?

Maple Leafs · 03-20-2007, 05:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

While we're talking about TV shows from the '80s and '90s, I'd just like to mention that no sitcom will ever be as timeless as "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air." Seriously, a person could just sit down, watch any episode, and be entertained. Timeless. Absolutely timeless.

When they make a Hall of Fame of Sitcom One-Liners, they will have a special display dedicated to "Hey, who's playing your mom this year?"

Maple Leafs · 03-20-2007, 05:41 PM

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Originally Posted by bsak16

I thought it was hilarious to watch AC Slater wrester.

I think it's always hilarious to watch bsak wrester with the english language.

JeeberD · 03-20-2007, 06:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

Is anyone else hungry for some of Screech's spaghetti sauce that he accidentally stole from the Betsy Crocker catalog?

(couldn't they come up with a better fake catalog name than "Betsy Crocker"?)

Probably the best SBTB episode ever, thanks to Punky and her ginormous rack...

mauchow · 03-20-2007, 07:23 PM

VMEMSJNUP

GoldenEagle · 03-20-2007, 07:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Ksyrup

I prefer the Jesse popping pills episode myself.

Lonestargirl was watching that episode this morning

Rizon · 03-20-2007, 07:50 PM

I remember watching this back in the day, but nobody ever heard of it until the last few seasons. Then it was like BAM popular.

Logan · 03-20-2007, 07:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Rizon

I remember watching this back in the day, but nobody ever heard of it until the last few seasons. Then it was like BAM popular.

What kind of messed up place did you grow up in? I was young when this came out and kids were still all about it.

DeToxRox · 03-20-2007, 07:52 PM

In Zacks defense the school wouldn't allow him a domed baseball stadium or Raybands.

Dr. Sak · 03-20-2007, 07:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Maple Leafs

I think it's always hilarious to watch bsak wrester with the english language.

Wrester? nice grammar

Dr. Sak · 03-20-2007, 07:57 PM

Or when Zach, Slater, and Screetch have a party when Screetch's mom is away and someone breaks the Elvis statue.

DeToxRox · 03-20-2007, 07:58 PM

How about the murder mystery episode?

Zack Morris, Super Sleuth

Dr. Sak · 03-20-2007, 08:11 PM

Logan · 03-20-2007, 08:20 PM

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Originally Posted by DeToxRoxDVHStyle

How about the murder mystery episode?

Zack Morris, Super Sleuth

Mango tonic with a kiwi twist.

KevinNU7 · 03-20-2007, 08:26 PM

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Originally Posted by bsak16

Wrester? nice grammar

You spelled it wrong and he made fun of you, and can easily say he spelled it wrong to on purpose

JeeberD · 03-20-2007, 08:32 PM

Yummmmmmmmmm.............

DeToxRox · 03-20-2007, 09:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Logan

Mango tonic with a kiwi twist.

Well fucking played.

DeToxRox · 03-20-2007, 09:06 PM

Remember how scared that pussy Torri was over Earthquakes?

Bitch.

stevew · 03-20-2007, 09:12 PM

Jesse's stepbrother was asswhite.

stevew · 03-20-2007, 09:20 PM

Rizon · 03-20-2007, 09:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Logan

What kind of messed up place did you grow up in? I was young when this came out and kids were still all about it.

The hood. But seriously, I watched it for years and I'd go to school and ask kids about it, and nobody had even heard of it. For years and years and years. Nobody at all. Then all of the sudden it was popular, and then it was gone. Course, most of my friends didn't have TVs.

ISiddiqui · 03-20-2007, 09:50 PM

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Originally Posted by MikeVic

Is Slater the only one of the main cast to still kind of be seen on TV/in movies? I thought he hosted some animal show, was a part of some all-male talkshow, and was on Dancing With the Stars?

Zack has been in a ton of TV stuff recently. Most recently he was in Commander in Chief and he was in NYPD Blue at the end.

Logan · 03-20-2007, 09:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Rizon

The hood. But seriously, I watched it for years and I'd go to school and ask kids about it, and nobody had even heard of it. For years and years and years. Nobody at all. Then all of the sudden it was popular, and then it was gone. Course, most of my friends didn't have TVs.

I laughed at several different points in this paragraph

.

IMetTrentGreen · 03-21-2007, 03:41 AM

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I hate the earlier episodes. With those two kids that never show up again, and that teacher. Those episodes were so boring.

the guy is a minor league hockey ref now.

also, it kills me that every damn time zack and kelly finally got together, one of them fell for somebody else the very next episode. it happened like 4 times.

Dr. Sak · 03-21-2007, 05:21 AM

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Originally Posted by KevinNU7

You spelled it wrong and he made fun of you, and can easily say he spelled it wrong to on purpose

Yeah I got it the first time. I couldn't tell if he was making fun of that or my latest RWBL podcast where I mess up a few names.

Dr. Sak · 03-21-2007, 05:24 AM

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Originally Posted by stevew

Jesse's stepbrother was asswhite.

That dude Jeff was an asswhite for cheating on Kelly with that other chick at The Attic.

Ok I must say the worst part of the show was when Lisa and Screetch won that dance contest...Come on everyone do The Sprain.

Maple Leafs · 03-21-2007, 08:56 AM

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Originally Posted by bsak16

I thought it was hilarious to watch AC Slater wrester. First of all he was on a wrestling mat that could barely fit two people, and in a gym that sat 20 people. Finally he always wrestled retarded people who stood there, let AC flip them, and get pinned in 10 seconds max.

Don't forget how he'd be engaged in a conversation right up until two seconds before the match. Then his opponent would suddenly appear, a ref would run over and say "go" and the match would end four seconds later.

cuervo72 · 03-21-2007, 09:02 AM

Looking at the pic bsak posted, I stand by the idea that I would have taken Berkley or Lark Voorhies (who I thought was really, really pretty) over TAT. Never thought TAT's body was enough to get me past her moon-face (not saying I wouldn't take it, just not given other options).

Maple Leafs · 03-21-2007, 09:05 AM

There was an odd period of time that year when everyone on TV named Kelly was smoking hot. You had Kelly from Saved By the Bell, Kelly from 90210, Kelly Bundy, Woody's girlfriend from Cheers, and Kelly Gruber.

Pumpy Tudors · 03-21-2007, 09:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Maple Leafs

There was an odd period of time that year when everyone on TV named Kelly was smoking hot. You had Kelly from Saved By the Bell, Kelly from 90210, Kelly Bundy, Woody's girlfriend from Cheers, and Kelly Gruber.

I could never tell Kelly Bundy and Kelly Gruber apart.

cuervo72 · 03-21-2007, 09:11 AM

Someone needs to remake "The Kelly Song" as "The Pumpy Song".

Pumpy Tudors · 03-21-2007, 09:16 AM

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Originally Posted by cuervo72

Someone needs to remake "The Kelly Song" as "The Pumpy Song".

...paging Antmeister...

Dr. Sak · 03-21-2007, 09:20 AM

Kelly my darling, you are my sunshine;
When we're together I feel fine.
Your smile is so lovely; your hair is so clean;
You make me feel that the whole world is mine.

Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly,
Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, K-E-L-L-Y ...
Why? Because you're

Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly,
(pause) Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly,
Kelly of mine!

(applause)

Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine,
Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine,
... Mine!

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gottimd Dearly Missed (9/25/77-12/23/08) Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: DC Suburbs	Didn't they have a guy named Ox who seemed to switch characters all the time? He seemed to be a meathead jock, then was he the allstar wrestler from another school, then he was a burnout. __________________ NAFL New Orleans Saints GM/Co-Commish MP Career Record: 114-85 NAFL Super Bowl XI Champs In memory of Gavin Anthony: 7/22/08-7/26/08

03-20-2007, 02:35 PM	#60
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03-20-2007, 03:03 PM	#62
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	Whoa, did Jon mention Denise Richards? I don't remember Denise Richards appearing on the show, and I think I've seen every episode at least twice. How the hell did I miss that? __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

03-20-2007, 05:30 PM	#68
Karlifornia Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: San Jose, CA	What about the episode where film star Johnny Dakota comes to teach the kids about the dangers of drugs, only to be caught doing coke in the bathroom? __________________ Look into the mind of a crazy man (NSFW) http://www.whitepowerupdate.wordpress.com

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JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	Yummmmmmmmmm............. __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

03-20-2007, 02:04 PM	#52
Dr. Sak Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Stuck in Yinzerville, PA	What about the one where the drill instructor comes and Zach tries to stack his team...but instead he gets stuck with all the geeks.

03-20-2007, 03:21 PM	#64
MikeVic Head Coach Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hometown of Canada	Is Slater the only one of the main cast to still kind of be seen on TV/in movies? I thought he hosted some animal show, was a part of some all-male talkshow, and was on Dancing With the Stars?

03-20-2007, 03:31 PM	#67
molson General Manager Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The Mountains	It pissed me off when Zach screwed the school out of millions of dollars in oil money, all because he was sad his stupid pet duck died.

03-20-2007, 07:23 PM	#72
mauchow Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Murfreesboro, TN	VMEMSJNUP

03-20-2007, 07:52 PM	#76
DeToxRox Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Michigan	In Zacks defense the school wouldn't allow him a domed baseball stadium or Raybands.

03-20-2007, 07:57 PM	#78
Dr. Sak Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Stuck in Yinzerville, PA	Or when Zach, Slater, and Screetch have a party when Screetch's mom is away and someone breaks the Elvis statue.

03-20-2007, 07:58 PM	#79
DeToxRox Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Michigan	How about the murder mystery episode? Zack Morris, Super Sleuth

03-20-2007, 08:11 PM	#80
Dr. Sak Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Stuck in Yinzerville, PA

03-20-2007, 09:06 PM	#85
DeToxRox Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Michigan	Remember how scared that pussy Torri was over Earthquakes? Bitch.

03-20-2007, 09:12 PM	#86
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	Jesse's stepbrother was asswhite.

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stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'

03-21-2007, 09:02 AM	#95
cuervo72 Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Maryland	Looking at the pic bsak posted, I stand by the idea that I would have taken Berkley or Lark Voorhies (who I thought was really, really pretty) over TAT. Never thought TAT's body was enough to get me past her moon-face (not saying I wouldn't take it, just not given other options). __________________ null

03-21-2007, 09:05 AM	#96
Maple Leafs Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2002	There was an odd period of time that year when everyone on TV named Kelly was smoking hot. You had Kelly from Saved By the Bell, Kelly from 90210, Kelly Bundy, Woody's girlfriend from Cheers, and Kelly Gruber. __________________ Down Goes Brown: Toronto Maple Leafs Humor and Analysis

03-21-2007, 09:11 AM	#98
cuervo72 Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Maryland	Someone needs to remake "The Kelly Song" as "The Pumpy Song". __________________ null

03-21-2007, 09:20 AM	#100
Dr. Sak Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Stuck in Yinzerville, PA	Kelly my darling, you are my sunshine; When we're together I feel fine. Your smile is so lovely; your hair is so clean; You make me feel that the whole world is mine. Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, K-E-L-L-Y ... Why? Because you're Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, (pause) Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly of mine! (applause) Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, ... Mine!

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