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04-03-2020, 03:03 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2001
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The Thread for Made-Up Facts
The average man urinates for 18 days and 7 hours over the course of his lifetime. During that time, 2.3 gallons of the urine winds up as spray on his legs and feet.
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04-03-2020, 03:10 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2001
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Sorry for the stupid thread. Just trying for something that's not doom-and-gloomy.
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04-03-2020, 03:16 PM
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Winnipeg, MB
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Imagine you had to do all that peeing in one go. I wonder if it would be like heroin where you would claw your eyes out to get to feel that good again...
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"Breakfast? Breakfast schmekfast, look at the score for God's sake. It's only the second period and I'm winning 12-2. Breakfasts come and go, Rene, but Hartford, the Whale, they only beat Vancouver maybe once or twice in a lifetime." |
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04-03-2020, 03:18 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2013
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Cocaine is not one hell of a drug.
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04-03-2020, 03:18 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2001
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Better bring in a bar stool to sit on! Last edited by Kodos : 04-03-2020 at 03:19 PM. |
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04-03-2020, 03:21 PM
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College Prospect
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Barnegat, NJ
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I read these facts two weeks ago on SportsDigs.
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04-03-2020, 03:22 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Herndon, VA
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The average spider eats 8 humans while they sleep.
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04-03-2020, 03:58 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Back in Houston!
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What about exceptional spiders? SI
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Houston Hippopotami, III.3: 20th Anniversary Thread - All former HT players are encouraged to check it out! Janos: "Only America could produce an imbecile of your caliber!" Freakazoid: "That's because we make lots of things better than other people!" |
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04-03-2020, 04:10 PM
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Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Back in Houston!
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FACT: There's an 18th century law in New Hampshire that makes it illegal to use human hair in brooms.
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Houston Hippopotami, III.3: 20th Anniversary Thread - All former HT players are encouraged to check it out! Janos: "Only America could produce an imbecile of your caliber!" Freakazoid: "That's because we make lots of things better than other people!" |
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04-03-2020, 04:50 PM
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Checkraising Tourists
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Cocoa Beach, FL
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04-03-2020, 05:20 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Pacific
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Cats and dogs had mated, the offspring is known as a Dat Cog.
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Excuses are for wusses- Spencer Lee Punting is Winning- Tory Taylor The word is Fight! Fight! Fight! For Iowa FOFC 30 Dollar Challenge Champion-OOTP '15 |
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04-03-2020, 05:35 PM
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Winnipeg, MB
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Dat Cog run so good...
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"Breakfast? Breakfast schmekfast, look at the score for God's sake. It's only the second period and I'm winning 12-2. Breakfasts come and go, Rene, but Hartford, the Whale, they only beat Vancouver maybe once or twice in a lifetime." |
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04-03-2020, 05:52 PM
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Join Date: May 2006
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04-03-2020, 06:43 PM
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General Manager
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Newburgh, NY
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The average beer drinker drinks 13% more beer than the mean.
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To love someone is to strive to accept that person exactly the way he or she is, right here and now.. - Mr. Rogers |
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