WW CXIV: XCrawl - IT'S OVER!!!!!! - Page 3

KWhit · 04-13-2010, 09:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Autumn

We're trying to take it slow for your guys' sake. The audience gets bored if it turns into a blowout too soon. So yes, you're welcome.

The DJ appreciates that. If there were no losers it would get very boring.

PurdueBrad · 04-13-2010, 09:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Autumn

We're trying to take it slow for your guys' sake. The audience gets bored if it turns into a blowout too soon. So yes, you're welcome.

I am NOT here for any stinking audience. I'm here to kill, just ask that beheaded viper. I was going to name it EF but then I realized that the viper actually put up a bit of a challenge.

EagleFan · 04-13-2010, 09:55 PM

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Originally Posted by PurdueBrad

I am NOT here for any stinking audience. I'm here to kill, just ask that beheaded viper. I was going to name it EF but then I realized that the viper actually put up a bit of a challenge.

Viper put up a fight? If you call that a fight your team's in trouble...

PurdueBrad · 04-13-2010, 10:13 PM

Stupid critical hit and poison, I feel snakebit...like every Philadelphia franchise.

CrimsonFox · 04-13-2010, 11:14 PM

"YAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" screams Bo Deutschbäg, planting another sloppy kiss on his maiden and throwing her to the floor. He spins his bow around his his hand and kicks in the door to the next room. "So old man," he says leaning over the table, "you got anything you haven't drooled on or touched with your privates?"

EagleFan · 04-13-2010, 11:20 PM

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Originally Posted by PurdueBrad

Stupid critical hit and poison, I feel snakebit...like every Philadelphia franchise.

The 2007-2009 NL East Champions, 2008-2009 National League Champions and 2008 World Series Champions say hi...

hoopsguy · 04-14-2010, 12:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Darth Vilus

In the beginning of time ...
blah
blah
blah
Over the millennia his power grew to unimaginable heights and his legend sparked many stories and tales. Every mage, sorceror, and wizard to follow could never match his superior skills. Even the likes of Gandalf, Merlin and Dumbledore harbor a secret fear of the First Mage. The mage's name is Vahlmas.

Now, after all this time ...
blah
blah
blah
(Seriously, is your plan to bore us to death?)

Gandalf, Merlin, and the others are going to be peeved when they realize that this clown was taken down by Killian's Killers.

Yes, that's right. This guy right here

is taking you down.

Darth Vilus · 04-14-2010, 12:42 AM

Just giving the people what they want, the story behind the legend

Darth Vilus · 04-14-2010, 12:46 AM

Dynamo is a joke, he can be defeated by a mere mortal where I am so much more. This christmas tree is no match for my anicent magic or the strength of my brethren's arms.

The viper was a nice little warm up, let's see what else this race has to offer

Darth Vilus · 04-14-2010, 12:48 AM

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Originally Posted by KWhit

Room 2:

A long table sits in the middle of a small room. An old man sits behind it. He offers you equipment to purchase. An armed man guards the following items on the table:

Longsword +1 100gp
Staff of lightning 200gp
Healing potions 25gp
Necklace of Health 150gp
Bow of accuracy 50gp
50' Rope 10gp
Lockpicks +1 50gp
Runes of magic warding 100gp
Empty flask 5gp
An unidentified scroll 75gp

Let me know what (if anything) you wish to purchase by noon tomorrow - by PM.

The staff of lightning costs more than what the entire team owns

Chief Rum · 04-14-2010, 12:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Darth Vilus

The staff of lightning costs more than what the entire team owns

Well...more than what your team owns, anyway.

Darth Vilus · 04-14-2010, 12:59 AM

Vahlmas can see through your feeble attempt at confidence my dear Chief Rum. No one can fool the First Mage

PurdueBrad · 04-14-2010, 06:36 AM

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Originally Posted by EagleFan

The 2007-2009 NL East Champions, 2008-2009 National League Champions and 2008 World Series Champions say hi...

How's that football, hockey, and basketball thing going?

As for snakebit, my Pirates aren't snakebit...

...we just suck, and apparently we willingly suck.

PurdueBrad · 04-14-2010, 07:03 AM

And for the record, next time we play a dungeon/labyrinth/crawl game, you guys should definitely hope not to be on my team. I think I've been poisoned in every game so now I'm just waiting to have to type in pink. Just once I would like to do well!!!

My best chance to win is to just kill off the rest of you fools, which I may just have to do.

KWhit · 04-14-2010, 09:08 AM

I wanted to clarify some questions I received on spells.

If spells are cast in a non-combat situation like the one you're in now, it will add a bit of time to your Crawl. If it's cast during combat, it just takes up the Mage's turn (which ultimately may also add to your time).

Mages may make one casting of each spell per room.

I gave you guys some extra Magic Missiles on accident when I did the combat last night. You should have only been able to use that spell once and then gone on to normal attacks.

But from now on, only 1 MM per room.

You're welcome.

KWhit · 04-14-2010, 09:11 AM

Another question I received that I thought I'd answer for everyone.

Each character began at level 2.

Starting HP:

Mage: 8
Adventurer: 20
Specialist: 12

Plus you get a bonus of 1 HP per level if you picked the Con attribute bonus.

KWhit · 04-14-2010, 09:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Darth Vilus

The staff of lightning costs more than what the entire team owns

Yes it does.

KWhit · 04-14-2010, 09:29 AM

XCrawl Reporter Scud Farkus has compiled his take on the most popular XCrawl Teams.

Deutschbäg - 19 Fame Points
Bestiarii - 17 Fame Points
Big Wang Theory - 14 Fame Points
Killian's Killers - 9 Fame Points

PurdueBrad · 04-14-2010, 09:33 AM

Scud Farkus couldn't find fame if I slayed him on national television. Screw him.

J23 · 04-14-2010, 10:37 AM

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Originally Posted by PurdueBrad

Scud Farkus couldn't find fame if I slayed him on national television. Screw him.

I'd be happy to help test this theory.

PurdueBrad · 04-14-2010, 10:38 AM

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Originally Posted by PurdueBrad

Scud Farkus couldn't find fame if I slayed him on national television. Screw him.

You know what, I'm pissed. Scud, when I find you in the Crawl, I will make you my bitch just like the Cowboys made the Eagles their bitch at the end of last season. I will kill you you bastard and the fans will cheer me for it you worthless Ryan Seacrest wanna-be.

PurdueBrad · 04-14-2010, 10:38 AM

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Originally Posted by J23

I'd be happy to help test this theory.

We may be teammates but I'm hoping you mean testing the part about killing him and not the part about screwing him.

KWhit · 04-14-2010, 10:43 AM

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Originally Posted by PurdueBrad

You know what, I'm pissed. Scud, when I find you in the Crawl, I will make you my bitch just like the Cowboys made the Eagles their bitch at the end of last season. I will kill you you bastard and the fans will cheer me for it you worthless Ryan Seacrest wanna-be.

Scud says, "Who are you again?"

PurdueBrad · 04-14-2010, 10:46 AM

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Originally Posted by KWhit

Scud says, "Who are you again?"

I'm your killer.

J23 · 04-14-2010, 10:49 AM

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Originally Posted by PurdueBrad

We may be teammates but I'm hoping you mean testing the part about killing him and not the part about screwing him.

I'm not Vahlmas, of course I meant killing him.

ntndeacon · 04-14-2010, 11:15 AM

Just because the nobody cares about the weak Kittens. You should not take it out on such an astute observer as Mr. Farkus. Clearly he knows more than your trivial little brains could ever HOPE to comprehend!

PurdueBrad · 04-14-2010, 11:43 AM

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Originally Posted by ntndeacon

HOPE

I will crush your petty little hope. Hope is rainbows and kittens and flowers. I'm reality and I crap on your hope.

ntndeacon · 04-14-2010, 11:52 AM

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Originally Posted by PurdueBrad

I will crush your petty little hope. Hope is rainbows and kittens and flowers. I'm reality and I crap on your hope.

So it is perfect for your bunch of Kitten kissing flower smelling losers!

The Jackal · 04-14-2010, 12:11 PM

This is my kitten. Like I said, watch your back.

hoopsguy · 04-14-2010, 12:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ntndeacon

Just because the nobody cares about the weak Kittens. You should not take it out on such an astute observer as Mr. Farkus. Clearly he knows more than your trivial little brains could ever HOPE to comprehend!

Quote:

Originally Posted by ntndeacon

So it is perfect for your bunch of Kitten kissing flower smelling losers!

Who took the ball gag out of the gimp's mouth? Zed isn't going to be happy ...

PurdueBrad · 04-14-2010, 12:44 PM

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Originally Posted by The Jackal

This is my kitten. Like I said, watch your back.

Are you telling me that your kitten is a tripod with only three legs?

Darth Vilus · 04-14-2010, 12:45 PM

If these are the words of adversaries then my team can walk through this race and still win.

And i know true evil, these players are not it. More like whiny scavengers trying trying to act big and bad. Probably joined up to get some recognition

PurdueBrad · 04-14-2010, 12:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Darth Vilus

If these are the words of adversaries then my team can walk through this race and still win.

And i know true evil, these players are not it. More like whiny scavengers trying trying to act big and bad. Probably joined up to get some recognition

Okay, who let the Star Wars dork into our very serious, non-nerdy role-playing dungeon crawl? Don't you have an action figure to play with or a cartoon to watch Jar-Jar?

Darth Vilus · 04-14-2010, 01:07 PM

yes I do

Abe Sargent · 04-14-2010, 02:01 PM

I got a call today from a school that wants to bring me in for a campus visit and interview as a finalist for a job I applied for. Ideally, they want to bring me in next week. I don't know what the deadline will look like then, or if I'll even be alive then, or if that will even work with their schedule, but that may happen, so I wanted to put that out there now

Autumn · 04-14-2010, 02:17 PM

I told my team, but I'll be gone until Friday afternoon, so they'll be taking care of things while I'm gone. Good luck Heroes!

Abe Sargent · 04-14-2010, 02:40 PM

I accidentally entered Big Wang Theory's thread for a couple of seconds until I saw a post by not me and immediately turned away. Sorrys

Danny · 04-14-2010, 02:46 PM

We not too happy about having a peeping tom, but cant be blaming you too much for wanting to peep on these muscles!

J23 · 04-14-2010, 03:01 PM

I've started opening one of the other threads a couple times from clicking in via the main menu, but have managed to cancel in time. I wish all of you a quick demise so I do not have to suffer this inconvenience much longer.

The Jackal · 04-14-2010, 06:29 PM

I smell fear coming from the rest of the Arena.

FEAR AND COWARDICE!

DO YOU SUPPORT COWARDICE, FANS?

OR VICTORY!

EagleFan · 04-14-2010, 06:38 PM

We smell victory!!!! At least in our thread that is all we smell...

Here lies a stench of failure within this thread. Our glory is not enough to overpower that stench.

Victory shall be ours!!!!

PurdueBrad · 04-14-2010, 07:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EagleFan

Here lies a stench of failure within this thread. Our glory is not enough to overpower that stench.

Don't worry, our glory should take care of both the stench of failure and your glorious stink.

PurdueBrad · 04-14-2010, 07:11 PM

Just know, they made this with me in mind:

http://www.goodman-games.com/downloads/XcrawlCerts.pdf

KWhit · 04-14-2010, 07:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Jackal

I smell fear coming from the rest of the Arena.

FEAR AND COWARDICE!

DO YOU SUPPORT COWARDICE, FANS?

OR VICTORY!

Meat! Meat! Meat!

EagleFan · 04-14-2010, 08:18 PM

Everyone join in...

Let's Go Flyers!!!!

PurdueBrad · 04-14-2010, 08:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EagleFan

Everyone join in...

Let's Go Flyers!!!!

Congrats thus far...

...f-ing Sens.

KWhit · 04-14-2010, 08:42 PM

The DJ appears on a TV monitor hanging from the wall of you current room.

"Well, well, well. You all are progressing well. What am I saying? You're all pretty pathetic, but some less pathetic than others.

Let's take a look at the race standings shall we? Looks like the Big Wang is Teabagging the rest of you. You better watch out or they may lap you and take you from behind. I could make Big Wang jokes all night."

Current Standings:

1st:
Big Wang Theory

2nd:
Bestiarii - 24 seconds behind

3rd:
Deutschbäg - 40 seconds behind

4th:
Killian's Killers - 56 seconds behind

PurdueBrad · 04-14-2010, 08:44 PM

Where is your henchmen, Scum Fartus?

KWhit · 04-14-2010, 08:46 PM

The DJ screams:

"I am not Scud Farkus! He is a simple reporter! I am the Dungeon Judge, you Arx-hole!"

PurdueBrad · 04-14-2010, 08:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KWhit

The DJ screams:

"I am not Scud Farkus! He is a simple reporter! I am the Dungeon Judge, you Arx-hole!"

If he's just a simple reporter, give me the opportunity to teach him about the blade of my sword. I think your fans would want that.

04-14-2010, 12:42 AM	#108
Darth Vilus College Benchwarmer Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: SoCal	Just giving the people what they want, the story behind the legend __________________ "Two there should be; no more, no less. One to embody power, the other to crave it." ―Darth Bane "Tell me what you regard as your greatest strength, so I will know how best to undermine you; tell me of your greatest fear, so I will know which I must force you to face; tell me what you cherish most, so I will know what to take from you; and tell me what you crave, so that I might deny you…" ―Darth Plagueis the Wise

04-14-2010, 12:46 AM	#109
Darth Vilus College Benchwarmer Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: SoCal	Dynamo is a joke, he can be defeated by a mere mortal where I am so much more. This christmas tree is no match for my anicent magic or the strength of my brethren's arms. The viper was a nice little warm up, let's see what else this race has to offer __________________ "Two there should be; no more, no less. One to embody power, the other to crave it." ―Darth Bane "Tell me what you regard as your greatest strength, so I will know how best to undermine you; tell me of your greatest fear, so I will know which I must force you to face; tell me what you cherish most, so I will know what to take from you; and tell me what you crave, so that I might deny you…" ―Darth Plagueis the Wise

04-14-2010, 12:59 AM	#112
Darth Vilus College Benchwarmer Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: SoCal	Vahlmas can see through your feeble attempt at confidence my dear Chief Rum. No one can fool the First Mage __________________ "Two there should be; no more, no less. One to embody power, the other to crave it." ―Darth Bane "Tell me what you regard as your greatest strength, so I will know how best to undermine you; tell me of your greatest fear, so I will know which I must force you to face; tell me what you cherish most, so I will know what to take from you; and tell me what you crave, so that I might deny you…" ―Darth Plagueis the Wise

04-14-2010, 09:29 AM	#118
KWhit Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Conyers GA	XCrawl Reporter Scud Farkus has compiled his take on the most popular XCrawl Teams. Deutschbäg - 19 Fame Points Bestiarii - 17 Fame Points Big Wang Theory - 14 Fame Points Killian's Killers - 9 Fame Points

04-14-2010, 12:45 PM	#132
Darth Vilus College Benchwarmer Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: SoCal	If these are the words of adversaries then my team can walk through this race and still win. And i know true evil, these players are not it. More like whiny scavengers trying trying to act big and bad. Probably joined up to get some recognition __________________ "Two there should be; no more, no less. One to embody power, the other to crave it." ―Darth Bane "Tell me what you regard as your greatest strength, so I will know how best to undermine you; tell me of your greatest fear, so I will know which I must force you to face; tell me what you cherish most, so I will know what to take from you; and tell me what you crave, so that I might deny you…" ―Darth Plagueis the Wise

04-13-2010, 10:13 PM	#104
PurdueBrad Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: DeKalb, IL	Stupid critical hit and poison, I feel snakebit...like every Philadelphia franchise.

04-13-2010, 11:14 PM	#105
CrimsonFox Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2009	"YAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" screams Bo Deutschbäg, planting another sloppy kiss on his maiden and throwing her to the floor. He spins his bow around his his hand and kicks in the door to the next room. "So old man," he says leaning over the table, "you got anything you haven't drooled on or touched with your privates?"

04-14-2010, 07:03 AM	#114
PurdueBrad Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: DeKalb, IL	And for the record, next time we play a dungeon/labyrinth/crawl game, you guys should definitely hope not to be on my team. I think I've been poisoned in every game so now I'm just waiting to have to type in pink. Just once I would like to do well!!! My best chance to win is to just kill off the rest of you fools, which I may just have to do.

04-14-2010, 09:08 AM	#115
KWhit Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Conyers GA	I wanted to clarify some questions I received on spells. If spells are cast in a non-combat situation like the one you're in now, it will add a bit of time to your Crawl. If it's cast during combat, it just takes up the Mage's turn (which ultimately may also add to your time). Mages may make one casting of each spell per room. I gave you guys some extra Magic Missiles on accident when I did the combat last night. You should have only been able to use that spell once and then gone on to normal attacks. But from now on, only 1 MM per room. You're welcome.

04-14-2010, 09:11 AM	#116
KWhit Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Conyers GA	Another question I received that I thought I'd answer for everyone. Each character began at level 2. Starting HP: Mage: 8 Adventurer: 20 Specialist: 12 Plus you get a bonus of 1 HP per level if you picked the Con attribute bonus.

04-14-2010, 09:33 AM	#119
PurdueBrad Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: DeKalb, IL	Scud Farkus couldn't find fame if I slayed him on national television. Screw him.

04-14-2010, 11:15 AM	#126
ntndeacon Pro Starter Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Alabama	Just because the nobody cares about the weak Kittens. You should not take it out on such an astute observer as Mr. Farkus. Clearly he knows more than your trivial little brains could ever HOPE to comprehend!

04-14-2010, 12:11 PM	#129
The Jackal Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: New Hampshire	This is my kitten. Like I said, watch your back.

04-14-2010, 01:07 PM	#134
Darth Vilus College Benchwarmer Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: SoCal	yes I do __________________ "Two there should be; no more, no less. One to embody power, the other to crave it." ―Darth Bane "Tell me what you regard as your greatest strength, so I will know how best to undermine you; tell me of your greatest fear, so I will know which I must force you to face; tell me what you cherish most, so I will know what to take from you; and tell me what you crave, so that I might deny you…" ―Darth Plagueis the Wise

04-14-2010, 02:01 PM	#135
Abe Sargent Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Catonsville, MD	I got a call today from a school that wants to bring me in for a campus visit and interview as a finalist for a job I applied for. Ideally, they want to bring me in next week. I don't know what the deadline will look like then, or if I'll even be alive then, or if that will even work with their schedule, but that may happen, so I wanted to put that out there now __________________ Check out my two current weekly Magic columns! https://www.coolstuffinc.com/a/?action=search&page=1&author[]=Abe%20Sargent

04-14-2010, 02:17 PM	#136
Autumn Head Coach Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Bath, ME	I told my team, but I'll be gone until Friday afternoon, so they'll be taking care of things while I'm gone. Good luck Heroes!

04-14-2010, 02:40 PM	#137
Abe Sargent Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Catonsville, MD	I accidentally entered Big Wang Theory's thread for a couple of seconds until I saw a post by not me and immediately turned away. Sorrys __________________ Check out my two current weekly Magic columns! https://www.coolstuffinc.com/a/?action=search&page=1&author[]=Abe%20Sargent

04-14-2010, 02:46 PM	#138
Danny Head Coach Join Date: Jul 2001	We not too happy about having a peeping tom, but cant be blaming you too much for wanting to peep on these muscles!

04-14-2010, 03:01 PM	#139
J23 College Benchwarmer Join Date: Jul 2009	I've started opening one of the other threads a couple times from clicking in via the main menu, but have managed to cancel in time. I wish all of you a quick demise so I do not have to suffer this inconvenience much longer.

04-14-2010, 06:29 PM	#140
The Jackal Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: New Hampshire	I smell fear coming from the rest of the Arena. FEAR AND COWARDICE! DO YOU SUPPORT COWARDICE, FANS? OR VICTORY!

04-14-2010, 06:38 PM	#141
EagleFan Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Mays Landing, NJ USA	We smell victory!!!! At least in our thread that is all we smell... Here lies a stench of failure within this thread. Our glory is not enough to overpower that stench. Victory shall be ours!!!!

04-14-2010, 07:11 PM	#143
PurdueBrad Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: DeKalb, IL	Just know, they made this with me in mind: http://www.goodman-games.com/downloads/XcrawlCerts.pdf

04-14-2010, 08:18 PM	#145
EagleFan Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Mays Landing, NJ USA	Everyone join in... Let's Go Flyers!!!!

04-14-2010, 08:42 PM	#147
KWhit Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Conyers GA	The DJ appears on a TV monitor hanging from the wall of you current room. "Well, well, well. You all are progressing well. What am I saying? You're all pretty pathetic, but some less pathetic than others. Let's take a look at the race standings shall we? Looks like the Big Wang is Teabagging the rest of you. You better watch out or they may lap you and take you from behind. I could make Big Wang jokes all night." Current Standings: 1st: Big Wang Theory 2nd: Bestiarii - 24 seconds behind 3rd: Deutschbäg - 40 seconds behind 4th: Killian's Killers - 56 seconds behind

04-14-2010, 08:44 PM	#148
PurdueBrad Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: DeKalb, IL	Where is your henchmen, Scum Fartus?

04-14-2010, 08:46 PM	#149
KWhit Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Conyers GA	The DJ screams: "I am not Scud Farkus! He is a simple reporter! I am the Dungeon Judge, you Arx-hole!"

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