01-04-2006, 10:59 AM | #1 | ||
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58 indicators of possible alien abduction.
Though I think the title should actually have been: 58 indicators you have been to a very good college party.
http://inchelsea.blogspot.com/2006/0...s-are-you.html Here is a sample. Have had unexplainable missing or lost time of one hour or more. Have been paralyzed in bed with a being in your room. Have unusual scars or marks with no possible explanation on how you received them (small scoop indentation, straight line scar, triangular marks, scars in roof of mouth, in nose, behind or in ears, etc.) Have awoken in another place than where you went to sleep, or don't remember ever going to sleep. (i.e. waking up with your head at the foot of your bed, or in your car) Have had unexplainable events occur in your life, and felt strangely anxious afterwards. Have had, at any time, blood or strangel stain on sheet or pillow, with no explanation of how it got there. Have awoken with soreness in your genitals which can not be explained. |
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01-04-2006, 11:25 AM | #2 |
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Why does everything today have to do with something going into, or coming out of my ass???
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01-04-2006, 11:28 AM | #3 | |
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Location: Troy, Mo
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Um.... abducted by an Alien or Subby was at your house? |
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01-04-2006, 11:28 AM | #4 |
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Location: Buffalo, NY
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Oddly enough, I do have an unexplained scar. But for some reason "alien abduction" never came to mind as a possible explanation.
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01-04-2006, 12:00 PM | #5 |
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Location: Hog Country
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I've woken up with my head at the foot of my bed. Completely freaked me out, too.
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01-04-2006, 12:29 PM | #6 |
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Is this the alien abduction list or the Jack Daniels list?
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01-04-2006, 12:30 PM | #7 | |
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Join Date: Jun 2001
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Yep. Sorry 'bout dat. |
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01-04-2006, 12:34 PM | #8 |
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Have been paralyzed in bed with a being in your room.
Yep, I'd say this would be a case of clear cut abduction. |
01-04-2006, 12:37 PM | #9 | |
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But if you are in your room how can it be abduction?
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01-04-2006, 12:41 PM | #10 |
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Location: Wisconsin
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Have seen beams of light outside your home, or come into your room through a window.
Hell.. stupid me. I just thought that was the sun... with what being the morning and all.
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01-04-2006, 12:44 PM | #11 |
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Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Hillsboro OR
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Have seen a hooded figure in or near your home, especially next to your bed.
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01-04-2006, 12:54 PM | #12 |
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Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Hillsboro OR
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dola, Oh no! I must have been abducted...
Have seen beams of light outside your home, or come into your room through a window. (sunshine, flashlights or aliens) Have had several strange psychic experiences - such as knowing that something is going to happen before it happens. (Best game of Tecmo Bowl I ever played, it seemed like I picked 9 out of 10 plays the other team was running, or aliens) Have awoken in the middle of the night startled. (Earthquake, cat jumped on the bed or aliens) Have a memory of having a special place with spiritual significance, when you were a youngster. (church or aliens) Have had back or neck problems (Overweight and sit in a chair all day at work or aliens) Have had paranormal or psychic experiences, including intuition. ( I have had a lot of intuition or I was abducted) Have had unusual nose bleeds at any time in your life. Or have awoken with a nose bleed. ( I get these in clusters, 2-3 times in a week every 6 months or so, must be aliens) Have many of these traits but can't remember anything about an abduction or alien encounter. (I don't remember being abducted, so I must have been!) Last edited by wishbone : 01-04-2006 at 12:55 PM. |
01-04-2006, 01:25 PM | #13 | |
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Oooooh, does it look like this? |
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01-04-2006, 02:15 PM | #14 | |
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01-04-2006, 02:18 PM | #15 |
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http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0106912/
It was a terrible movie but freaked me out with the abduction scenes. Kodos was fabulous in this.
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