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View Poll Results: Who would you least like to have sitting at your dinner table?
Hitler 2 5.00%
Rex Ryan 7 17.50%
Vlad the Impaler 7 17.50%
Joe Buck 21 52.50%
Stalin 3 7.50%
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Old 09-23-2010, 02:47 PM   #1
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Old 09-23-2010, 02:51 PM   #2
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This won't even be close. Joe Buck really is history's greatest monster.
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Old 09-23-2010, 02:51 PM   #3
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Joe Buck since he is the least interesting.
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Old 09-23-2010, 03:01 PM   #4
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Joe Buck. I have a hard enough time just listening to him for a 2 and a half hour broadcast. If I had to listen to while eating, I'd probably puke.
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Old 09-23-2010, 03:10 PM   #5
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I need more information. Is this Hitler eating with you before he starts his conquest? If so, at least he'd be within reach to kill.
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Old 09-23-2010, 03:11 PM   #6
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I figure, three of those guys don't speak English and one of 'em would be too busy stuffing his face to say outrageous things.

So, yeah, that leaves Joe Buck.
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Old 09-23-2010, 03:55 PM   #7
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Old 09-23-2010, 04:38 PM   #8
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Goddamn it, I chose Rex Ryan over Joe Buck. Then again, there probably wouldn't be any dinner left after Ryan's done stuffing his fat fucking face.

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Old 09-23-2010, 04:39 PM   #9
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Who killed the most people? That's my choice.
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Old 09-23-2010, 04:54 PM   #10
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Who killed the most people? That's my choice.

I've heard tallies as high as 46M for Adolf, and 20M for Joseph. Either way, they're both bad, bad boys.
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Old 09-23-2010, 04:56 PM   #11
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I've heard tallies as high as 46M for Adolf, and 20M for Joseph. Either way, they're both bad, bad boys.

Oh yeah, definitely, but I don't have a choice to not have them all at the table. I guess I want Hitler at my table, then I can turn him in and making millions on it...
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Old 09-23-2010, 05:01 PM   #12
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Who killed the most people? That's my choice.

Joe Buck isn't done yet
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Old 09-23-2010, 05:04 PM   #13
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Joe Buck is killing people every single day he is on the air.
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Old 09-23-2010, 05:06 PM   #14
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Joe Buck is killing people every single day he is on the air.

Joe Morgan is worse.
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Old 09-23-2010, 05:08 PM   #15
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Who would you least like to have sitting at your dinner table?

Considering what Vlad liked to do with the people he had dinner with....
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Old 09-23-2010, 05:09 PM   #16
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Joe Morgan is worse.

It just seems like it because he has a wonky eye.
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Old 09-23-2010, 05:18 PM   #17
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Did Joe Buck's TV show ever recover from the Artie Lange destruction?
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Considering what Vlad liked to do with the people he had dinner with....

Plus he can't lay off of curveballs in the dirt.
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Old 09-23-2010, 06:19 PM   #19
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What kills me about joe Buck is that he must be highly regarded by someone since his reign of terror is over 2 major sports. Essentially only february and march are free of joe Fuck ruining sporting events.
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Old 09-24-2010, 07:43 AM   #20
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This won't even be close. Joe Buck really is history's greatest monster.

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What kills me about joe Buck is that he must be highly regarded by someone since his reign of terror is over 2 major sports. Essentially only february and march are free of joe Fuck ruining sporting events.

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Old 09-24-2010, 09:11 AM   #21
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I know Hitler, Buck, Stalin, and Vlad have done some terrible things, but I'm a Dolphins fan and as far as I know, none of them ever coached the Jets, so this was an easy choice for me.
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Old 09-24-2010, 10:52 AM   #22
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Old 09-24-2010, 11:40 AM   #23
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It just seems like it because he has a wonky eye.

And that he is an idiot that thinks all these new stats are crap.
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And that he is an idiot that thinks all these new stats are crap.

I'm not a big fan of the new stats either. But, I don't have a wonky eye.
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Old 09-24-2010, 06:46 PM   #25
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My dad is a religious man. We were talking about joe buck(and tim mccarver) today and he admitted that he turns off the volume cause he doesn't want to think bad thoughts.
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My dad is a religious man. We were talking about joe buck(and tim mccarver) today and he admitted that he turns off the volume cause he doesn't want to think bad thoughts.

That is classic! I just put your dad on my hero list.
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