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Old 10-16-2020, 09:47 PM   #1901
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You beat me to it.

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Old 10-16-2020, 09:53 PM   #1902
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Old 10-17-2020, 12:16 AM   #1903
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Once the officers identified Cousins as the owner of the truck, it was learned he'd been arrested on several obscenity charges dating back to 1981

You know what other song was popular in 1981? The Stroke.
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Old 10-18-2020, 07:20 PM   #1904
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If you commit a crime, you probably shouldn't brag about it.

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Old 10-18-2020, 08:58 PM   #1905
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Old 10-19-2020, 01:52 PM   #1906
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Old 10-20-2020, 11:51 AM   #1907
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Old 10-22-2020, 06:51 PM   #1908
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This one's pretty good!

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Old 10-26-2020, 10:56 AM   #1909
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If you can't bear the holidays without the smell of fried chicken roasting in your fireplace, Walmart has you covered.

The nation's largest retailer is exclusively launching KFC's highly coveted Herbs and Spices Firelog -- created in partnership with Enviro-log -- during the upcoming holiday season.

Its third consecutive season of the fried chicken-scented firelogs kicks off Monday when the product hits select store shelves and Walmart.com.
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Old 10-28-2020, 05:21 PM   #1910
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Police officer killed by rooster while breaking up cockfight - CNN

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Old 10-28-2020, 06:11 PM   #1911
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Did a double take it was really CNN and not me clicking on some tabloid link/banner

That's some serious "when it's your time, it's your time" kinda shit once you read it. Daaaamn.
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Old 10-28-2020, 06:27 PM   #1912
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What a way to go.
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Old 10-28-2020, 06:44 PM   #1913
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The first victim washed up in September 2016. The police in Valencia, Spain, saw a blue shark dying in the surf along a tiny stretch of beach. They lugged the eight-foot corpse to the yard behind the police station. Then they called Jaime Penadés-Suay, who soon suspected foul play.

The shark had what looked like a bit of wood embedded in her head. He pulled. Out slid a broken fragment from a swordfish sword that had lanced straight through her brain.

“I thought it was crazy,” said Mr. Penadés-Suay, a graduate student at the University of Valencia and a founder of LAMNA, a Spanish consortium that studies sharks. “I was never sure if this was some kind of joke.”

But since then at least six more sharks have washed up on Mediterranean coasts, each impaled with the same murder weapon, and almost always in the head. In the latest example, an adult 15-foot thresher shark — itself equipped with a whiplike tail capable of stunning blows — washed up in Libya. Inside was a foot of swordfish sword that had broken off near its heart.
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Old 10-29-2020, 12:43 PM   #1914
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AW HELL NO

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Old 10-30-2020, 12:10 PM   #1915
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If I'm going to jail for murder based on web searches, it will not be for researching time travel.

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/anna-re...e-time-travel/
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Old 10-30-2020, 12:44 PM   #1916
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I just like the fact that he bought some Star Wars Legos after he killed his fiance.
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Old 10-30-2020, 03:20 PM   #1917
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yeah, if he stole 800 from her and made a car insurance payment, he could have bought some really nice legos.
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Old 11-02-2020, 09:55 AM   #1918
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Old 11-02-2020, 11:21 AM   #1919
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I'm all for the updated Clue.

Vladimir Marugov murder: Russian 'Sausage King' killed in sauna with a crossbow
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Old 11-02-2020, 12:18 PM   #1920
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I mean, it really does work. "Sausage king" (Abe Froman?), "sauna", "crossbow" - I could totally see those all in Clue.

Who would play him in the 1985 Clue movie? For some reason, I see Dan Aykroyd (kindof like his role in Tommy Boy).

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Old 11-10-2020, 09:12 AM   #1921
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As if I needed anything else to fuel my nightmares...

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Old 11-12-2020, 09:03 AM   #1922
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Old 11-12-2020, 09:06 AM   #1923
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I saw that within the past year or so. That is the greatest video.
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Old 11-14-2020, 08:44 PM   #1924
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This is one tweet, but I believe it could be broken down into about 8 different stories.

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Old 11-18-2020, 07:07 PM   #1925
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Old 11-19-2020, 11:38 AM   #1926
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Peak Kentucky!

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Old 11-19-2020, 06:15 PM   #1927
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Old 11-24-2020, 07:59 AM   #1928
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Kudos to the folks that had the money, resources and imagination to do this.

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Officers from the Utah Department of Public Safety's Aero Bureau were flying by helicopter last Wednesday, helping the Division of Wildlife Resources count bighorn sheep in southeastern Utah, when they spotted something that seemed right out of "2001: A Space Odyssey."

"One of the biologists ... spotted it, and we just happened to fly directly over the top of it," pilot Bret Hutchings told CNN affiliate KSL. "He was like, 'Whoa, whoa, whoa, turn around, turn around!' And I was like, 'What.' And he's like, 'There's this thing back there -- we've got to go look at it!'"
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Old 11-26-2020, 09:00 AM   #1929
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Hackensack Board Member Who Opposed LGBTQ Curriculum Resigns After Embarrassing Zoom Incident | Hackensack Daily Voice

No commentary about the politics involved. I just don't understand how we still have not figured out how cameras work.
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Old 11-26-2020, 09:35 AM   #1930
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No commentary about the politics involved. I just don't understand how we still have not figured out how cameras work.

I saw that yesterday. I don't see how she could ever live that down.
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Old 12-19-2020, 08:49 AM   #1931
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If I’m reading this right, this guy has to try and prove he was a terrorist in court in order to be found not guilty...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-55375277
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Old 12-19-2020, 08:53 AM   #1932
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Frivolous lawsuit. The Beastie Boys warned him YEARS ago that this would happen. He should've known better.


Parents lose lawsuit over destruction of son's porn stash
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Old 12-19-2020, 09:52 AM   #1933
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Maloney told both sides to file briefs on the financial value of the collection.

Oh to be the paralegal that this task was delegated to.
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Old 12-20-2020, 08:20 PM   #1934
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There's a lot of competition for strangest story of 2020, but this one ranks right up there.

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Old 01-05-2021, 06:53 PM   #1935
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Couple of weeks old but still a crazy story.

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Old 01-05-2021, 07:40 PM   #1936
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That is an incredible story. Here is an article that has a few more details.

Last Known Widow of Civil War Veteran Dies at 101 | PEOPLE.com
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Old 01-07-2021, 04:55 PM   #1937
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Old 01-12-2021, 10:59 AM   #1938
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Stefan Thomas, a German-born programmer living in San Francisco, has two guesses left to figure out a password that is worth, as of this week, about $220 million.

The password will let him unlock a small hard drive, known as an IronKey, which contains the private keys to a digital wallet that holds 7,002 Bitcoin. While the price of Bitcoin dropped sharply on Monday, it is still up more than 50 percent from just a month ago when it passed its previous all-time high around $20,000.

The problem is that Mr. Thomas years ago lost the paper where he wrote down the password for his IronKey, which gives users 10 guesses before it seizes up and encrypts its contents forever. He has since tried eight of his most commonly used password formulations — to no avail.

“I would just lay in bed and think about it,” Mr. Thomas said. “Then I would go to the computer with some new strategy, and it wouldn’t work, and I would be desperate again.”

https://www.nytimes.com/2021/01/12/t...-fortunes.html
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Old 01-12-2021, 01:07 PM   #1939
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Old 01-17-2021, 10:48 PM   #1940
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Old 01-19-2021, 12:19 PM   #1942
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Old 01-19-2021, 01:31 PM   #1943
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Ok, I laughed even harder when I noticed NobodyHere's first hashtag. It was just too appropriate.
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Old 01-19-2021, 01:34 PM   #1944
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Yeah, I'm going to go ahead and not click on that

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Old 01-19-2021, 01:35 PM   #1945
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Ok, I laughed even harder when I noticed NobodyHere's first hashtag. It was just too appropriate.

Oh god, and now I'm dying

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Old 01-19-2021, 01:48 PM   #1946
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Ok, I laughed even harder when I noticed NobodyHere's first hashtag. It was just too appropriate.

Brilliant!
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Well this is something I haven't heard of before:

Target pulling products allegedly made with forced monkey labor
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