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Old 08-25-2011, 03:57 PM   #301
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Old 08-29-2011, 09:34 AM   #302
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Old 08-30-2011, 12:40 PM   #303
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Old 08-30-2011, 08:45 PM   #305
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Old 08-31-2011, 11:46 AM   #306
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Old 09-01-2011, 09:44 AM   #307
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Old 09-01-2011, 09:46 AM   #308
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Old 09-01-2011, 09:56 AM   #309
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Old 09-01-2011, 11:39 AM   #310
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Maybe the exchange rate on commas isn't that great right now in Canada?

What I want to know, why is it only feet with running shoes? Are the joggers in BC that hard core where their feet just go flying off into the water?
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Old 09-01-2011, 01:20 PM   #311
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Old 09-01-2011, 01:24 PM   #312
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Old 09-01-2011, 01:56 PM   #313
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"I was just shocked. Why would people do such stuff," said Merlyn Keefer, another neighbor. "We can't ask him what really went through his head."
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Old 09-01-2011, 02:05 PM   #314
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I know. I can't believe they put that in there. It's like a purposeful macabre joke or something.
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Old 09-01-2011, 02:14 PM   #315
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It does make me wonder if it's intentional.
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Old 09-01-2011, 04:58 PM   #316
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It means no ducks or geese are being investigated.
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Old 09-02-2011, 07:56 PM   #317
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Old 09-02-2011, 08:15 PM   #318
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"He's diagnosed with Attention Deficit Disorder and has abused his medication, she said. "

I wonder if she meant he abused his medication like he did that raft?
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Old 09-03-2011, 02:06 AM   #319
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Three office employees in the Canadian city of Victoria fell ill after a colleague unwittingly gave them chocolate brownies laced with cannabis.

Police were investigating a possible case of poisoning at the workplace after the three were taken to hospital feeling dizzy and disorientated.

The woman who brought in the cakes said she simply found them in her freezer.

But her son later admitted to police he had baked the cannabis cakes some time ago and forgotten about them.

Canadian media reports said police decided not to press charges because there had been no criminal intent.

But the son is expected to be ordered to take part in community work, said the Vancouver Sun.

All three affected colleagues were released from hospital after a few hours.
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Old 09-03-2011, 07:49 AM   #320
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Old 09-06-2011, 03:58 PM   #321
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Old 09-06-2011, 06:03 PM   #322
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Old 09-07-2011, 04:29 PM   #323
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Old 09-07-2011, 04:30 PM   #324
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Old 09-07-2011, 10:20 PM   #325
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Old 09-08-2011, 09:09 AM   #326
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Old 09-08-2011, 10:31 AM   #327
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Old 09-09-2011, 04:58 PM   #328
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Police fined each of the drivers, 12 men and one woman all under age 21, $196 ...

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Old 09-09-2011, 05:10 PM   #329
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Old 09-13-2011, 11:34 PM   #330
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Old 09-14-2011, 08:59 AM   #331
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Not surprising that the eel found a way into his urethra. Look at the size of that thing!

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Old 09-14-2011, 11:40 AM   #332
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Old 09-14-2011, 11:53 AM   #333
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Not surprising that the eel found a way into his urethra. Look at the size of that thing!


He did say there was a sharp pain when it first entered.
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Old 09-14-2011, 12:35 PM   #334
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Just noticed that eel man's surgeon's name is Wang. Ha!
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Gordon Ramsay Dwarf Porn Star Lookalike Found Dead in Badger Den

September 14th, 2011 3:26 PM by Free Britney


Percy Foster, a dwarf porn star who was a dead ringer for Gordon Ramsay, was found dead in a badger den in the U.K. Seriously, this is a real story.


The star of X-rated movie Hi-Ho Hi-Ho, It's Up Your A**e We Go (again, seriously) was discovered partially eaten "deep in an underground chamber."

UK Ministry of Agriculture experts running a planned badger-gassing program near Tregaron, Wales, happened upon the 3'6" actor, reports indicate.

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Old 09-14-2011, 04:36 PM   #336
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So who is going to do the porn version of the Hobbit then?
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Old 09-14-2011, 04:47 PM   #338
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Don't forget the Scarlett pics. September 14th, 2011 has been epic.
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Old 09-15-2011, 12:14 PM   #341
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Nicolas Cage awoken by naked man with Fudgesicle - Yahoo! News

I think the title of the article speaks for itself.
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Old 09-15-2011, 01:26 PM   #342
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Old 09-15-2011, 01:35 PM   #344
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Gordon Ramsay Dwarf Porn Star Lookalike Found Dead in Badger Den

September 14th, 2011 3:26 PM by Free Britney


Percy Foster, a dwarf porn star who was a dead ringer for Gordon Ramsay, was found dead in a badger den in the U.K. Seriously, this is a real story.


The star of X-rated movie Hi-Ho Hi-Ho, It's Up Your A**e We Go (again, seriously) was discovered partially eaten "deep in an underground chamber."

UK Ministry of Agriculture experts running a planned badger-gassing program near Tregaron, Wales, happened upon the 3'6" actor, reports indicate.


Hell Atlantic must be smiling on this.
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Old 09-15-2011, 09:31 PM   #347
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Depends, are the 8 year olds eating fudgesicles?
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Old 09-15-2011, 09:53 PM   #348
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Yes. But the badger LOVES fudgesicles.
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Old 09-15-2011, 09:55 PM   #349
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8 year olds....there is only 1 badger, and have you seen five 8 year olds hopped up on fudgesicles? Not a pretty site!
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MANILA, Philippines - Women ended armed clashes in 2 Mindanao villages by not having sex with their husbands unless the men laid down their weapons, according to the United Nations High Commissioner for Refugees (UNHCR).
The success of the "sex strike" allowed families to start rebuilding their communities, the UN's refugee agency said.
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