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Old 05-13-2010, 10:40 AM   #51
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Old 05-13-2010, 10:43 AM   #52
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Old 05-13-2010, 10:46 AM   #53
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Old 05-13-2010, 10:54 AM   #54
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I miss the white McDonald's cake, McDonald's poutine, and McDonald's pizza. Kind of weird how the three things I've liked the most on their menu are gone.
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Old 05-13-2010, 11:04 AM   #55
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There's a muscle in my left leg that is twitching all on it's own. I'm sitting here watching it...completely involuntary. WTF is up with that?

Also, I learned recently that an ex-gf of mine recently got a breast reduction, which is a f*cking travesty. Those things were magnificent!
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Old 05-13-2010, 11:07 AM   #56
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There's a muscle in my left leg that is twitching all on it's own. I'm sitting here watching it...completely involuntary. WTF is up with that?

Also, I learned recently that an ex-gf of mine recently got a breast reduction, which is a f*cking travesty. Those things were magnificent!

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Old 05-13-2010, 11:14 AM   #57
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Also, I learned recently that an ex-gf of mine recently got a breast reduction, which is a f*cking travesty. Those things were magnificent!

I had a similar experience. Such a waste. They were near perfect...


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At some point, I realized that I usually picture myself as looking like I did when I was 20, rather than how I actually look just a couple months short of 40.

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Old 05-13-2010, 11:17 AM   #58
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Old 05-13-2010, 11:21 AM   #59
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I also had an ex-girlfriend cut off her beautiful long blond hair after we broke up. It was kind of like when Aslan had his mane cut off.

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Old 05-13-2010, 11:46 AM   #60
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Old 05-13-2010, 12:07 PM   #61
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Old 05-13-2010, 12:07 PM   #62
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Old 05-13-2010, 12:15 PM   #63
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Old 05-13-2010, 12:16 PM   #64
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Old 05-13-2010, 12:28 PM   #65
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I see that the batting gene skips a generation in the Gwynn family.
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Old 05-13-2010, 12:45 PM   #66
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The American Pie Presents series of movies have a nice boobs to running time ratio.
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Old 05-13-2010, 01:00 PM   #67
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Old 05-13-2010, 01:24 PM   #68
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Old 05-13-2010, 01:25 PM   #69
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Old 05-13-2010, 01:28 PM   #70
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Old 05-13-2010, 01:46 PM   #71
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I have Sarah McLachlan on my Ipod.

I will taser 11 puppies this afternoon.
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Old 05-13-2010, 01:51 PM   #72
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I have Sarah McLachlan on my Ipod.

I will taser 11 puppies this afternoon.

Ditto to a., not to b.
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Old 05-13-2010, 01:51 PM   #73
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I have Sarah McLachlan on my Ipod.
How do you get her to stay?
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Old 05-13-2010, 01:52 PM   #74
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Why do I have this deep fear that one of these people is a dude?

This was on a lesbian pictures forum, so they're both girls.
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Old 05-13-2010, 01:54 PM   #75
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I hope there were more pictures, or that's the lamest lesbian forum in the world.

"Hey, check out these completely clothed David Spade-looking elfs hugging each other!"
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Old 05-13-2010, 01:57 PM   #76
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Old 05-13-2010, 03:14 PM   #77
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Old 05-13-2010, 03:20 PM   #78
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Old 05-13-2010, 03:37 PM   #79
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"Yeah, I bought this version because I don't like it when they cut off the top and bottom of the screen."

This is why I don't own guns.
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Old 05-13-2010, 03:38 PM   #80
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Pawn Stars is a great show. Chumlee rocks!

I got this shirt the other day:

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Old 05-13-2010, 03:48 PM   #81
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"Yeah, I bought this version because I don't like it when they cut off the top and bottom of the screen."

This is why I don't own guns.

Yeah, we'd be back to back shooting at hoards of infidels. "Why is the side of my picture cut off" was another favorite. Duh, you have a widescreen tv and the show is not widescreen.
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Old 05-13-2010, 04:13 PM   #82
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I still hate Bob Seger.

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Old 05-13-2010, 04:21 PM   #83
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Bob Seger and John Cougar Mellanchump should fight to the death.
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Old 05-13-2010, 04:33 PM   #84
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Old 05-13-2010, 04:38 PM   #85
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Old 05-13-2010, 04:56 PM   #86
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Bob Seger and John Cougar Mellanchump should fight to the death.

Kind of like Kirk and Spock, but instead of the 'da da daaaaaaa da daa daa buu-waaaaah!! buu-waaaaah!!' in the background it would be the background of Jack and Diane.
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Old 05-13-2010, 05:07 PM   #87
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I think a peanut butter and salsa sandwich would be unfortunate.
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Old 05-13-2010, 05:15 PM   #88
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I think a peanut butter and salsa sandwich would be unfortunate.

Probably better than sardines with onion, garlic and hot sauce.

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Old 05-13-2010, 05:15 PM   #89
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I think a peanut butter and salsa sandwich would be unfortunate.

In one of the few cases where this would actually be related to anything, a friend of mine growing up would bring peanut butter and ketchup sandwiches for lunch. His mother was Canadian, so I chalked it up to being a Canadian thing.

(admittedly, the sandwiches weren't half bad)
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Old 05-13-2010, 05:20 PM   #90
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You've given me new fodder for the evening when she feels the need to tell the world she has to go get gas and swing by Burger King.
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Old 05-13-2010, 05:26 PM   #91
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You mean AJ Hawk? I thought he was a dude?
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Old 05-13-2010, 05:26 PM   #92
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Probably better than sardines with onion, garlic and hot sauce.

But not better than homemade pancakes from scratch.
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Old 05-13-2010, 05:28 PM   #93
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Old 05-13-2010, 05:31 PM   #94
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But not better than homemade pancakes from scratch.



But not better than wine, burger and truffle fries.
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Old 05-13-2010, 05:37 PM   #95
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But not better than wine, burger and truffle fries.

But not better than Chicken and Waffles!
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Old 05-13-2010, 05:42 PM   #96
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You mean AJ Hawk? I thought he was a dude?

Nope, A.J. Cook and I love her.
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Old 05-13-2010, 05:48 PM   #97
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That damn muscle in my leg is still twitching...W...T...F...
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Old 05-13-2010, 05:53 PM   #98
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But not better than Chicken and Waffles!

So eh, what's the big deal about chicken and waffles? Never tried them so I dunno.
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Old 05-13-2010, 05:54 PM   #99
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That damn muscle in my leg is still twitching...W...T...F...

Your body is probably rejecting the alien transplant.
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Old 05-13-2010, 06:05 PM   #100
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So eh, what's the big deal about chicken and waffles? Never tried them so I dunno.

It's one of those odd combinations that you wouldn't necessarily think of, but actually go quite well together.
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