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Old 05-13-2010, 06:20 PM   #101
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But not better than wine, burger and truffle fries.

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Old 05-13-2010, 06:26 PM   #102
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Old 05-13-2010, 06:32 PM   #103
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Old 05-13-2010, 06:52 PM   #104
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My neighbor's wife makes a point of constantly posting things on facebook that she does on a daily basis "going to Wal-Mart, playing with the kids". Sure, I could ignore her, but instead I come up with sarcastic posts to counter what she considers important news.

I find facebook morbidly fascinating and highly irritating simultaneously.

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Old 05-13-2010, 07:10 PM   #105
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Old 05-13-2010, 07:12 PM   #106
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I wonder how many tournaments in a row I can play where I fold for hours, get it all-in with a huge edge and get sucked out on the first time I play a hand.
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Old 05-13-2010, 07:22 PM   #107
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I wonder how many tournaments in a row I can play where I fold for hours, get it all-in with a huge edge and get sucked out on the first time I play a hand.

Is this a masturbation tournament? "fold for hours", "huge edge", "get sucked out" and "play a hand". Very interesting.
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Old 05-13-2010, 08:20 PM   #108
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Old 05-13-2010, 08:21 PM   #109
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Post-baby, Kari Byron looks sexy as ever.
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Old 05-14-2010, 09:00 AM   #110
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Old 05-14-2010, 09:06 AM   #111
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Despite all the traumas we've endured, I'd rather be married to my wife than anyone else in the world. She makes me happy.
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Old 05-14-2010, 09:08 AM   #112
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Met this girl online that's crazy.


Is she really, really short with a flat head? Because if she is...........
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Old 05-14-2010, 09:26 AM   #113
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Old 05-14-2010, 09:26 AM   #114
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Old 05-14-2010, 11:27 AM   #115
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Old 05-14-2010, 12:22 PM   #116
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Post-baby, Kari Byron looks sexy as ever.


This might deserve it's own thread...
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Old 05-14-2010, 12:24 PM   #117
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Would be cool to see another Lakers/Celtics NBA finals, but, they have to wear the 80s uniforms.
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Old 05-14-2010, 12:31 PM   #118
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Old 05-14-2010, 12:33 PM   #119
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dola,

Today is National Dance Like a Chicken Day, so get up and get your pluck on!
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Old 05-14-2010, 12:34 PM   #120
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Keep fucking that chicken.

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Old 05-14-2010, 12:52 PM   #121
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1. If a woman cheats on you she will likely do it again. Walk away and never look back.

2. If you think she is cheating then she likely is... when you confront her understand those tears are because she can't be with that other guy.

3. Forgiveness is a job for God. Your job is to get the hell out of there.

Edit: Posted this while I was reading a text message from my ex.

So I was just reminding myself.
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Old 05-14-2010, 01:48 PM   #122
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I got this shirt the other day:


Dude that is awesome. Haha.
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Old 05-14-2010, 01:51 PM   #123
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1. If a woman cheats on you she will likely do it again. Walk away and never look back.

2. If you think she is cheating then she likely is... when you confront her understand those tears are because she can't be with that other guy.

3. Forgiveness is a job for God. Your job is to get the hell out of there.

This doesn't seem so random. Please erase and post in the "Thoughts I continually express on this forum whenever I see an opportunity that don't deserve their own thread" thread.
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Old 05-14-2010, 02:09 PM   #124
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This doesn't seem so random. Please erase and post in the "Thoughts I continually express on this forum whenever I see an opportunity that don't deserve their own thread" thread.

Thread police bout ta arrest me yo!!!!!!!!!!!

im jus tryin to add to dis thang na mean playa?

jus droppin sum real kno ledge n muthafucka fo suckas learn na mean playa?

stop hatin playa n fall bak.

2 fingas in up 2 fingas down thumb cross da middle ya dig playa?
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Old 05-14-2010, 02:14 PM   #125
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Dude, stopping pretending to be a Miami Hurricanes fan, you're giving me a headache.
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Old 05-14-2010, 02:16 PM   #126
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Dude, stopping pretending to be a Miami Hurricanes fan, you're giving me a headache.

Well I guess you can add me to the ignore list then playa.

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Old 05-14-2010, 03:03 PM   #127
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Don't let me walk 95% of the way to the mailbox, and then tell me the mail hasn't come yet. Let me open it up and figure this out for myself.
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Old 05-14-2010, 03:04 PM   #128
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Why the fuck does Woot sell knife sets and golf clubs. WTF.
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Old 05-14-2010, 03:15 PM   #129
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Why not? People buy those things too.
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Old 05-14-2010, 03:45 PM   #130
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I'd love to make my facebook status "so youjizz... whattup with all the shemale?" but I don't think it'd be appropriate.
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Old 05-14-2010, 03:56 PM   #131
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As somebody who has been pretty lean most of my life, I'll never forget the first time I bounded up the stairs, two at a time, and felt stuff on my body jiggle up and down with each step.

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Old 05-14-2010, 04:32 PM   #132
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Old 05-14-2010, 04:41 PM   #133
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Why does Olive Garden always bring breadsticks in a number equal to the number in your party plus one? If I go as a party of two, they bring three breadsticks. If I go as a party of four, they bring out five. Are they hoping to see people fight over the extra breadstick? Inquiring minds want to know.
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Old 05-14-2010, 05:24 PM   #134
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How come if I even sniff a Taco Bell taco, I have to shit my brains out. But I can eat like 5 home cooked tacos and it does nothing to me.
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Old 05-14-2010, 05:40 PM   #135
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i think harrison ford is a talantless over rated hack, who ruins every movie he is in! (either that or the suck on their own)
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Old 05-14-2010, 05:46 PM   #136
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Old 05-14-2010, 06:00 PM   #137
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I'm really glad the Cardinals let David Eckstein go so they could bring in Khalil Greene, Brendan Ryan, and Tyler Greene to play shortstop.

Football takes up a lot of my time.

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Old 05-14-2010, 06:07 PM   #138
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I really need to hurry up and my direct deposit crap set up.
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Old 05-14-2010, 06:12 PM   #139
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Old 05-14-2010, 06:20 PM   #140
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Old 05-14-2010, 10:38 PM   #141
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Oh God, yes.
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Old 05-14-2010, 10:42 PM   #142
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How come if I even sniff a Taco Bell taco, I have to shit my brains out. But I can eat like 5 home cooked tacos and it does nothing to me.

On a related note, why do I suddenly have to pee every time I walk into the library? Doesn't matter what library in what city. I walk in the library and suddenly I have to piss like a race horse.
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Old 05-14-2010, 10:48 PM   #143
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Same thing happens to me, Drake. Also when I walk into a video rental place for some reason....
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Old 05-15-2010, 01:03 AM   #144
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Has anyone ever had a worse series of movies(or whatever) than Ray Liotta did from the time Goodfellas was released until now? He's the king of making a 5.6 IMDB movie which fails at the Box Office.

My brother and I were talking about how somehow Liotta and Jeff Goldblum avoided becoming A-Listers even though they were in the right spot to become them.
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Old 05-15-2010, 01:12 AM   #145
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Has anyone ever had a worse series of movies(or whatever) than Ray Liotta did from the time Goodfellas was released until now? He's the king of making a 5.6 IMDB movie which fails at the Box Office.

My brother and I were talking about how somehow Liotta and Jeff Goldblum avoided becoming A-Listers even though they were in the right spot to become them.

Meh. Goldblum was never really on track to be an A-lister. He's a bit too quirky for that. I agree that Liotta probably had a chance and screwed it up with some really bad choices.
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Old 05-15-2010, 01:19 AM   #146
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The Goldblum Rush Is On | Movies | EW.com

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You want to talk real power? The kind of raw, hand-over-fist moneymaking marquee ballistics that make studio sharpies swoon like teenyboppers watching Elvis? Think Goldblum, Jeff Goldblum. Since he received rave reviews in 1986 for The Fly, the geeky actor has pretty much been stuck in the bush leagues, starring in films like 1988's Vibes — opposite Cyndi Lauper, no less! But look at the evidence: Independence Day just became the fastest movie to reach the $100 million mark, beating out Jurassic Park, which featured... Getting the picture?

''This moves him into a category he's never been in before,'' says Goldblum's ecstatic manager, Keith Addis. ''The phone calls I get have changed overnight.'' Of course, crediting Goldblum for the success of Jurassic Park and ID is like saying Mark Hamill packed 'em in for the Star Wars trilogy. But in Hollywood's bottom-line culture, Goldblum has morphed into a latter-day King Midas. In fact, his last six films have averaged $126 million, which, according to ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY's star-salary formula, should put his price tag at $14.6 million per flick. That makes his fee for ID — a mere $1 million or so — the deal of the century. And with Steven Spielberg's Jurassic sequel, The Lost World, on tap for next summer, producers not already genuflecting for His Goldblumness will no doubt be scurrying to sign him while he's still relatively cheap.


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Old 05-15-2010, 01:24 AM   #147
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Right, but that article pretty much explains why he's not an A-lister.

For a more modern example, Rupert Grint is not going to be an A-lister.
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Old 05-15-2010, 01:36 AM   #148
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Same thing happens to me, Drake. Also when I walk into a video rental place for some reason....

I'm glad to know it's not just me.
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Old 05-15-2010, 02:54 AM   #149
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