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Old 11-05-2010, 11:32 AM   #1
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Help with my dog....

Don't read any further if you're not interested in talking about issues with dog penises.

So, my dog has been having a problem over the last couple of months that I'm not sure how to resolve.

He stays in a dog crate/box when no one is home. When we get home in the evening after work, of course the first thing we do is walk him. 4 out of 7 days, he has this issue.

Basically, you know how when a dog gets excited, his unit comes out. I'm not sure what you call this, but anyway. Well, when we get home, his unit is out and the skin around it has folded inside and it is like it is stuck. We have to pull out the skin, kind of like unfold it.

What the hell am I supposed to do to fix this?

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Old 11-05-2010, 11:36 AM   #2
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All I can tell you is that i've had that problem in the past and the way I've always dealt with it is to hire a hooker.
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Old 11-05-2010, 11:38 AM   #3
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Call the vet and ask them?
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Old 11-05-2010, 11:41 AM   #4
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So, did you come to the conclusion he was stuck in the on position because his red rocket was dangling for 8 hours? Or, did you just come home one day and go 'Damn boy, that looks stuck.. lemmee help you out."

For the first, call the vet.

For the second, leave your dogs junk alone when you come home.
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Old 11-05-2010, 11:45 AM   #5
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Don't read any further if you're not interested in talking about issues with dog penises.

Actually before I even check the forum for new threads, I do an all-forums search for the words "dog" and "penis", so this is perfect.
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Old 11-05-2010, 11:48 AM   #6
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Yeah, we're gonna ask the vet. I figured I would ask the dog penis experts here first?

You can clearly tell that it is stuck. It is very dry and you can tell it has been out for a long time.
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Old 11-05-2010, 11:50 AM   #7
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Actually before I even check the forum for new threads, I do an all-forums search for the words "dog" and "penis", so this is perfect.

I have to watch the threads I am clicking...

I was in your other thread CR, thinking I was still in this thread, and see your response "Thanks Jon for the touching story"

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Old 11-05-2010, 11:51 AM   #8
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Yeah, we're gonna ask the vet. I figured I would ask the dog penis experts here first?

You can clearly tell that it is stuck. It is very dry and you can tell it has been out for a long time.


Yup, that's been my experience as well.
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Old 11-05-2010, 11:53 AM   #9
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A friend of mine just conveyed a thought to me that the dog may be doing it on purpose now.
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Old 11-05-2010, 11:54 AM   #10
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Old 11-05-2010, 11:55 AM   #11
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I have to watch the threads I am clicking...

I was in your other thread CR, thinking I was still in this thread, and see your response "Thanks Jon for the touching story"


Yeah, trying to keep to my regular self outside of that thread. I am pretty good at compartmentalizing now, I think. I switch from "regular Chief" to "bitter sports fan" Chief for instance, from thread to thread, depending on if one of the pathetic teams I follow is a subject of discussion in a particular thread.
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Old 11-05-2010, 12:31 PM   #12
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get him circumcised?

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