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Old 12-14-2004, 01:11 PM   #351
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The Hall of Fodder Updated:

SlaveNameRankSlayerDeathThroe
Godzillius Blitz2CalaleusAxehead in the head
Ajtuck1Godzillius BlitzCrushed Windpipe and Suffocation
The Hunter1JAGus "Mad" MAXimusNew Entrée: Shishka-heart
Rizarro2JAGus "Mad" MAXimusDidn't See the Crowbar Coming
Thickthumbs the Violent Tempered1RizarroMachete Embedded in Skull
Myrdrimor1CalaleusLost his Head to an Axe
Coffee Warlord1QwikshotLost his Head to a Machete
Jeeberus Dee1MC²Neck/Axe Incompatability Issues
DeToxusRoxus1Hokius MaximusCut in Twain by Chainsaw
HellAntic1Split Peon the FirstLost his Head to a Machete
Sinister Vibes1The ChiefAxe Embedded in Chest
Kingfc221Fattoe the SmashifierBrained by Lead Pipe
Gaius Julius Vincius1Fattoe the SmashifierSevered Artery in Leg
Flatulon1Little Jeebie DeeLongsword Caught in Neck
Ca$h Money1Love HurtsBloodloss to Bloodhaus
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Old 12-14-2004, 01:13 PM   #352
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I'll train in Defensive, please.
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Old 12-14-2004, 01:13 PM   #353
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Originally Posted by Coffee Warlord
You killed GB!

Bastard!

It's just Karma, at some point you know he'll face one of Blade's guys, who'll finally have a chance at killing GB instead of the other way around
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Old 12-14-2004, 01:13 PM   #354
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Dear dear, I love this dynasty.
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Old 12-14-2004, 01:16 PM   #355
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It's just Karma, at some point you know he'll face one of Blade's guys, who'll finally have a chance at killing GB instead of the other way around

There's a LOT of people gunning to kill GB.

The illustrious X-Com history of Coffee Warlord and his son....lessee here.

Coffee Warlord Sr...died so fast he had the award renamed after him.

Coffee Warlord Jr...survived the war, a hero of the Mars Invasion. Of course, he was not permitted to carry a damn WEAPON during the Mars Invasion.

Hooo yeah. GB will pay in Thunderdome! PAY! Erik Smash!
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Old 12-14-2004, 01:19 PM   #356
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You killed GB!

Bastard!

From now on, every fighter that GB brings forward should be named Kenny.
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Old 12-14-2004, 01:22 PM   #357
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Oh. and Little Jeebie Dee, your a$$ is mine. Do you accept the challenge?
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Old 12-14-2004, 01:26 PM   #358
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JAGus will take some normal training.
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Old 12-14-2004, 01:28 PM   #359
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Poor Ca$h Money, if you weren't such a skinny wimp you might have had more blood in your body and won.
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Old 12-14-2004, 01:30 PM   #360
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Ouch. Axehead to the face. I just hate when that happens. Damn 'bot.

Godzillius Blitz's son steps forward:
Name: Godzillius Blitz II
Weapon: Longsword

Reading the above posts, I didn't realize how many people wanted revenge for X-COM! I'm starting to get a feel for how the Yankees must feel when they play on the road. I'm ready. Bring it on, people.

Can we make challenges before we're picked up by a house?

Great stuff, RH, by the way!
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Old 12-14-2004, 01:45 PM   #361
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Old 12-14-2004, 02:00 PM   #362
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Can we make challenges before we're picked up by a house?

You can make challenges, however, just be aware that there is a possibility that it is nullified if you end up joining the same house as your opponent.
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Old 12-14-2004, 02:03 PM   #363
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Ladies and gentleman, I give you:

Name: Professor Plum
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Old 12-14-2004, 02:07 PM   #364
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all together now:

Two Men Enter! One Man Leaves! Two Men Enter! One Man Leaves!
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Old 12-14-2004, 02:28 PM   #365
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I need a challenge, CHALLENGE ME.
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Old 12-14-2004, 02:44 PM   #366
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Qwik, I'll put you in a shallow grave if that is what you seek.
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Old 12-14-2004, 02:50 PM   #367
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I'll challenge Mikail Vicious!
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Old 12-14-2004, 03:05 PM   #368
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Gunther GoBoom looks forward to eating Dr. Fantastic's brain on cracker.

Saltine is okay, but Gunther prefers brains on Wheat Thin.
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Old 12-14-2004, 03:06 PM   #369
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I'll challenge Mikail Vicious!

I'll make sure you suffer the same fate as your father! Well, with a machete instead of an axe of course! Har har har!
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Old 12-14-2004, 03:29 PM   #370
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Question

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JAGus will take some normal training...
...and a McRib?
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Old 12-14-2004, 03:46 PM   #371
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Cool

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...and a McRib?

Food always tastes better after you've stuck your heel through another man's chest.
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Old 12-14-2004, 04:10 PM   #372
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That was, by far, my favorite highlight so far.
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Old 12-14-2004, 04:25 PM   #373
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The first post has been updated to include the current slaves on the auction block for Friday. If I have missed anybody, let me know.
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Old 12-14-2004, 04:29 PM   #374
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Hornsmaniac = 23 wound

Definately more powerful and stronger then ever.
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Old 12-14-2004, 04:40 PM   #375
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Hornsmaniac = 23 wound

Definately more powerful and stronger then ever.

You can't win, Fattoe. If you strike him down, he shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.
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Old 12-14-2004, 04:46 PM   #376
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You forgot RAVEN HAWK, hater!
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Old 12-14-2004, 05:12 PM   #377
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You forgot RAVEN HAWK, hater!

That imposter was sold at last Friday's auction to Malice Unchained. In fact, I believe that he has an outstanding challenge from MC² . . .
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Old 12-14-2004, 05:21 PM   #378
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I, Blade the Mighty, challenge Mucius "The Lefty" Scaevola. I will do my best to make sure that the left hand is all you have left when I am done...

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Old 12-14-2004, 06:17 PM   #379
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Qwik, I'll put you in a shallow grave if that is what you seek.

You're all talk... Prove it.
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Old 12-14-2004, 06:26 PM   #380
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Eh, I accept. I didn't see it, or my name on your list.
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Old 12-14-2004, 09:35 PM   #381
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It's just Karma, at some point you know he'll face one of Blade's guys, who'll finally have a chance at killing GB instead of the other way around

Ohhh, how i await that day...the fruition of all my anger...that will be the day i reclaim my honor...unless he kills me....then it will really start to suck for the Blade family...
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Old 12-14-2004, 09:42 PM   #382
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What's wounds? And why am I a cheap slut?
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Old 12-14-2004, 10:11 PM   #383
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Ohhh, how i await that day...the fruition of all my anger...that will be the day i reclaim my honor...unless he kills me....then it will really start to suck for the Blade family...

Best you focus on Thursday's fight before dreaming of vengeance. You die quickly in every dynasty, not just mine. Hell, you could probably die in a TCY dynasty. I can see the play-by-play now:

1-10-ORST47 (15:00) ORST 19 Blade6119 ran off left guard for 1 yard. Tackled by BOIS 34 Buckner.

2-09-ORST48 (14:34) ORST 19 Blade6119 pass completed to 82 Stargell for 21 yards. Tackled by BOIS 53 Rosehill.

1-10-BOIS31 (13:59) ORST 19 Blade6119 pass was dropped by 82 Stargell.
ORST 19 Blade6119 was hit by sniper on the play. He is dead.
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Old 12-14-2004, 10:14 PM   #384
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Heh!
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Old 12-14-2004, 10:18 PM   #385
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Godzilla Blitz
Best you focus on Thursday's fight before dreaming of vengeance. You die quickly in every dynasty, not just mine. Hell, you could probably die in a TCY dynasty. I can see the play-by-play now:

1-10-ORST47 (15:00) ORST 19 Blade6119 ran off left guard for 1 yard. Tackled by BOIS 34 Buckner.

2-09-ORST48 (14:34) ORST 19 Blade6119 pass completed to 82 Stargell for 21 yards. Tackled by BOIS 53 Rosehill.

1-10-BOIS31 (13:59) ORST 19 Blade6119 pass was dropped by 82 Stargell.
ORST 19 Blade6119 was hit by sniper on the play. He is dead.

LOL, nice buddy! I am at a loss for a comeback....give me some time to think on this one...
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Old 12-14-2004, 11:09 PM   #386
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Scaevola accepts the challenge of Blade the Tighty-Whitey. Your head will look quite fetching at the top of my spear.
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Old 12-14-2004, 11:33 PM   #387
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Godzilla Blitz
Best you focus on Thursday's fight before dreaming of vengeance. You die quickly in every dynasty, not just mine. Hell, you could probably die in a TCY dynasty. I can see the play-by-play now:

1-10-ORST47 (15:00) ORST 19 Blade6119 ran off left guard for 1 yard. Tackled by BOIS 34 Buckner.

2-09-ORST48 (14:34) ORST 19 Blade6119 pass completed to 82 Stargell for 21 yards. Tackled by BOIS 53 Rosehill.

1-10-BOIS31 (13:59) ORST 19 Blade6119 pass was dropped by 82 Stargell.
ORST 19 Blade6119 was hit by sniper on the play. He is dead.

Very funny GB.
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Old 12-14-2004, 11:37 PM   #388
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Awesome, GB!

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Old 12-15-2004, 12:24 AM   #389
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Old 12-15-2004, 12:27 AM   #390
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Give me Professor Plum in the arena with NO leadpipe!!

Prepare to die!!!
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Old 12-15-2004, 12:42 AM   #391
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Thanks, guys. Glad you liked it.
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Old 12-15-2004, 08:25 AM   #392
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Wow--that didn't sound like a fun death for Ca$h.
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Old 12-15-2004, 08:49 AM   #393
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Windstorm 1 (notice I'm so confident I've already started numbering my people. )
Challenges - Blade from The House of Four Fingers


I'll train defensive (if I can)
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Old 12-15-2004, 09:00 AM   #394
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Since Little Jeebie Dee is too cowardly to accept my invitation to his death, I openly challenge any available rank 2 or higher opponent. I want a fight that is worthy of the greatness that is Split Peon the First.


[edited to include available rank 3 fighters]

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Old 12-15-2004, 09:28 AM   #395
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Gunther GoBoom want chainsaw in his fight.

Gunther GoBoom like chainsaw.

Chainsaw good at opening up other fighters.

Gunther GoBoom prefer Poulan chainsaw, but Ryobi okay.
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Old 12-15-2004, 10:08 AM   #396
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Notes:

The first post has been updated with people's training and Tuesday's card has been updated with accepted challenges.

MikeVic: Wounds are a measure of how tough you are, in effect, your hit points. You're a cheap slut for many reasons, I'm sure . As it applies to this game, though, it is because you got a crappy draw. Wounds increase by +2 each rank you raise, so if you can survive a couple of matches, you'll be better off.

GB: LMAO!

albionmoonlight: You are correct, that was horrible way to die, especially since Love Hurts couldn't hit him again. If you didn't notice, that was a hell of an upset by Love Hurts. If he didn't get that shot in when he did, Ca$h would have devastated him with the chains. Feel free to enroll your next fighter.

Breeze: Unfortunately, you can't train until one of the following events occurs:
1. You win a match
2. You reach a multiple of (5) in prestige points.
3. You make it to the offseason alive (the season is 10 weeks long, Thursday will be weak 4)

Also, I'll be doing the weapon draws for Thursday's matches sometime this afternoon.
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Old 12-15-2004, 10:32 AM   #397
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Shouldn't Calaleus be level 3?
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Old 12-15-2004, 10:46 AM   #398
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Shouldn't Calaleus be level 3?

You are correct, sir! Fixed.
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Old 12-15-2004, 10:57 AM   #399
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Ok, finals are close enough to over. I'm in.

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Old 12-15-2004, 12:11 PM   #400
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And why am I a cheap slut?

Gunther GoBoom suddenly like MikeVic.
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