Ping: Drunk Guy

Raiders Army · 10-08-2005, 08:05 PM

Where's our weekly I'm Drunk thread???

Joe · 10-08-2005, 08:34 PM

Wasabiak should be posting it a little later

Greyroofoo · 10-08-2005, 08:43 PM

give me an hour or so, I'm on my way!

ice4277 · 10-08-2005, 10:40 PM

No drinky for me tonight. Saving it up for tailgating tomorrow.

Sublime 2 · 10-08-2005, 10:49 PM

I can't feel my tongue does that count?

gottimd · 10-08-2005, 10:53 PM

I'm on Crystal Meth, Acid, shrooming and snorting coke and shooting heroin all that same time. And the one time I dont drink and Drunk guy gets pinged.

Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.

LoneStarGirl · 10-08-2005, 11:31 PM

gottimd, are you and lungs the same person?

cthomer5000 · 10-09-2005, 12:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Greyroofoo

give me an hour or so, I'm on my way!

well.... what gives>?!

tucker342 · 10-09-2005, 01:33 AM

Hey guys don't worry DRUNK GUY IS HERE!!! AHHH Bacardi and Coke

DDD

NoMyths · 10-09-2005, 03:57 AM

All you effers with your Coke additions ain't men. That's all I'm saying.

Sapphire. Straight.

Greyroofoo · 10-09-2005, 08:41 AM

Reason #79 why Alcohol is good:
It helps greatly when you have to take a random piss test

Raiders Army · 10-09-2005, 10:57 AM

*Sung to Real American Heroes (or Real Men of Genius)*

Bud Light presents Real American Heroes (Real American Heroes)
Today we salute you, Mr. Drunk FOFC Poster (Mr. Drunk FOFC Poster)
One wrong keystroke and everyone thinks you're drunk...especially when you tell them (when you tell them)
You pretend you're drunk but in reality you just want attention (want attention)
You post a poll about what's better, Pabst Blue Ribbon or Miller Lite
But everyone knows that there's no difference with cheap beer (cheap cheap cheap)
So crack open a cheap beer, Mr. Drunk FOFC Poster
Because without you we wouldn't have anyone to laugh at (we're all laughing at you)

gottimd · 10-09-2005, 11:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raiders Army

*Sung to Real American Heroes (or Real Men of Genius)*

Bud Light presents Real American Heroes (Real American Heroes)
Today we salute you, Mr. Drunk FOFC Poster (Mr. Drunk FOFC Poster)
One wrong keystroke and everyone thinks you're drunk...especially when you tell them (when you tell them)
You pretend you're drunk but in reality you just want attention (want attention)
You post a poll about what's better, Pabst Blue Ribbon or Miller Lite
But everyone knows that there's no difference with cheap beer (cheap cheap cheap)
So crack open a cheap beer, Mr. Drunk FOFC Poster
Because without you we wouldn't have anyone to laugh at (we're all laughing at you)

Need Antmeister to make this.

saldana · 10-09-2005, 12:19 PM

i was drunk by 2pm yesterday, but didnt have a computer to post....do i get any credit?...i was at a beer festival that started at noon, i didnt get home until 8, and by then i was already hung over, so i didnt post.

Raiders Army · 10-10-2005, 05:26 PM

I've had a few beers today but it's not the weekend.

ThunderingHERD · 10-14-2005, 08:33 PM

prarty!!!!

Lorena · 10-14-2005, 08:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raiders Army

*Sung to Real American Heroes (or Real Men of Genius)*

Bud Light presents Real American Heroes (Real American Heroes)
Today we salute you, Mr. Drunk FOFC Poster (Mr. Drunk FOFC Poster)
One wrong keystroke and everyone thinks you're drunk...especially when you tell them (when you tell them)
You pretend you're drunk but in reality you just want attention (want attention)
You post a poll about what's better, Pabst Blue Ribbon or Miller Lite
But everyone knows that there's no difference with cheap beer (cheap cheap cheap)
So crack open a cheap beer, Mr. Drunk FOFC Poster
Because without you we wouldn't have anyone to laugh at (we're all laughing at you)

I thoroughly enjoyed it! I had the song in my head and everything... nicely done

JeeberD · 10-14-2005, 08:55 PM

I've had about six beers already watching the UTEP game. Too bad I only have six more and no liquor in the house...

Lorena · 10-14-2005, 09:03 PM

I haven't had a drink in a L O N G time. Reading this thread makes me wanna hit the cupboard and take a few swigs of Vodka.

st.cronin · 10-14-2005, 09:04 PM

I love scotch.

Lorena · 10-14-2005, 09:07 PM

I'm not much of a beer fan, gimme the hard stuff anyday! Long Island Iced Teas are my favorite.

Schmidty · 10-14-2005, 09:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dodgerchick

I haven't had a drink in a L O N G time. Reading this thread makes me wanna hit the cupboard and take a few swigs of Vodka.

Don't do it.

I'm not usually serious, but just don't do it.

Lorena · 10-14-2005, 09:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Schmidty

Don't do it.

I'm not usually serious, but just don't do it.

Yeah, you're right. On an empty stomach, I'd be drunk in no time.

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn · 10-14-2005, 09:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dodgerchick

I'm not much of a beer fan, gimme the hard stuff anyday! Long Island Iced Teas are my favorite.

Throw a stone and you'll hit some place that makes great margaritas. Why mess with vodka?

JeeberD · 10-14-2005, 09:25 PM

Sut your mouth, Farrah. Vodka rocks my world...

Of course, tequila is damn good stuff as well.

Airhog · 10-14-2005, 09:39 PM

show us your boobs!!!

Schmidty · 10-15-2005, 01:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JeeberD

Sut your mouth, Farrah. Vodka rocks my world...

Of course, tequila is damn good stuff as well.

Vodka: The choice of burned-out movie stars everywhere.*

*See Betty Davis, Joan Crawford, etc....

Izulde · 10-15-2005, 01:41 AM

I drank a fair amount of Peppermint Schnapps earlier in the day. Really freshened my mouth.

Greyroofoo · 10-15-2005, 01:47 AM

Drunk guy is in da house!!!!!!

Greyroofoo · 10-15-2005, 01:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JeeberD

Sut your mouth, Farrah. Vodka rocks my world...

Of course, tequila is damn good stuff as well.

Have you ever seen a commie drink a glass of water? Vodka, thats what they drink............

Airhog · 10-15-2005, 07:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Greyroofoo

Have you ever seen a commie drink a glass of water? Vodka, thats what they drink............

It's because the water is so poor in those countries that you might die if you drank the water!

ThunderingHERD · 10-22-2005, 12:29 AM

are yuo syaing you wantoa finght me??

Greyroofoo · 10-22-2005, 12:59 AM

you know you're drunk when you're better at texas hold'em w/o ever looking at your cards than when you see em

Greyroofoo · 10-22-2005, 01:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThunderingHERD

are yuo syaing you wantoa finght me??

i'll frickin pick a fight with your mother

Greyroofoo · 10-29-2005, 02:26 AM

where are all the drunk people at?

ThunderingHERD · 10-29-2005, 02:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Greyroofoo

where are all the drunk people at?

sorry i'm late

Greyroofoo · 10-29-2005, 04:19 AM

a drunk person is never early, nor is he late, he arrives precisely when he doesn't mean to

JeeberD · 10-29-2005, 06:38 PM

This will be the thread for me tonight after the UTEP game and the costume party I'm going to...

JeeberD · 10-30-2005, 02:50 AM

I OWN tihs thread onight...

JeeberD · 10-30-2005, 02:51 AM

Dla-

fucking hickups fucking up my typing...

tucker342 · 10-30-2005, 03:35 AM

Jeeber, I'm sorry man, but u aint got shit on me tonight... after taking a break last weekend, I'm back in full force this weekend! Bacardi and Red Bull is a good mix

Raiders Army · 10-30-2005, 07:07 AM

Drinking actually makes my typing better.

Raiders Army · 11-19-2005, 08:58 PM

I'm that drunk guy this week. Long day, no football, and Corona Extra makes me happy.

Raiders Army · 11-19-2005, 08:59 PM

Wherefore art thou, sexy Raiders ARmy?

Raiders Army · 11-19-2005, 09:00 PM

Yeah, I don't follow the dola rulez.

Passacaglia · 11-19-2005, 09:06 PM

Why no football?

Joe · 11-19-2005, 10:51 PM

i'm always amazed at how drunk people search for this thread to post in

lungs · 11-20-2005, 12:31 AM

I am drunk. I love getting drunk. Living in a car might be kind of depressing to some but I kind of like it. Heck, I can just drive to the liquor store, go grab a bottle of Mr. Boston's Vodka and get so smashed in the parking lot of the liquor store that if I run out, I don't have to drive to the liquor store and risk getting arrested for drunk driving.

Some people just don't realize the benefits of living in a car. The only thing that sucks is that I'm missing the passenger side door. It's starting to get a little cold up here in Wisconsin so I might have to go steal a door that fits on my 1976 Chrysler New Yorker.

KevinNU7 · 11-20-2005, 12:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lungs

I am drunk. I love getting drunk. Living in a car might be kind of depressing to some but I kind of like it. Heck, I can just drive to the liquor store, go grab a bottle of Mr. Boston's Vodka and get so smashed in the parking lot of the liquor store that if I run out, I don't have to drive to the liquor store and risk getting arrested for drunk driving.

Some people just don't realize the benefits of living in a car. The only thing that sucks is that I'm missing the passenger side door. It's starting to get a little cold up here in Wisconsin so I might have to go steal a door that fits on my 1976 Chrysler New Yorker.

take the money you are spending on alcohol and internet access and get a life

Karlifornia · 11-20-2005, 12:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KevinNU7

take the money you are spending on alcohol and internet access and get a life

Maybe that's how he wants to spend his life. It really ain't for you to decide. If you want to be his father, maybe you should send him some money while you're at it.

10-08-2005, 10:49 PM	#5
Sublime 2 College Benchwarmer Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: New Hampshire	I can't feel my tongue does that count? Last edited by Sublime 2 : 10-08-2005 at 10:49 PM.

10-08-2005, 10:53 PM	#6
gottimd Dearly Missed (9/25/77-12/23/08) Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: DC Suburbs	I'm on Crystal Meth, Acid, shrooming and snorting coke and shooting heroin all that same time. And the one time I dont drink and Drunk guy gets pinged. Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue. __________________ NAFL New Orleans Saints GM/Co-Commish MP Career Record: 114-85 NAFL Super Bowl XI Champs In memory of Gavin Anthony: 7/22/08-7/26/08

10-09-2005, 01:33 AM	#9
tucker342 Pro Starter Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Iowa City, IA	Hey guys don't worry DRUNK GUY IS HERE!!! AHHH Bacardi and CokeDDD

10-09-2005, 03:57 AM	#10
NoMyths Poet in Residence Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Charleston, SC	All you effers with your Coke additions ain't men. That's all I'm saying. Sapphire. Straight. Last edited by NoMyths : 10-09-2005 at 04:08 AM.

10-14-2005, 08:33 PM	#16
ThunderingHERD College Benchwarmer Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: North Carolina	prarty!!!! __________________ "I'm losing my edge--to better looking people... with better ideas... and more talent. And who are actually really, really nice." "Everyone's a voyeurist--they're watching me watch them watch me right now."

10-08-2005, 08:34 PM	#2
Joe Pro Starter Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Minneapolis	Wasabiak should be posting it a little later

10-08-2005, 08:43 PM	#3
Greyroofoo Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Alabama	give me an hour or so, I'm on my way!

10-08-2005, 10:40 PM	#4
ice4277 Pro Rookie Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Berkley, MI: The Hotbed of FOFC!	No drinky for me tonight. Saving it up for tailgating tomorrow.

10-08-2005, 11:31 PM	#7
LoneStarGirl College Starter Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Little Rock, AR	gottimd, are you and lungs the same person?

10-09-2005, 08:41 AM	#11
Greyroofoo Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Alabama	Reason #79 why Alcohol is good: It helps greatly when you have to take a random piss test

10-09-2005, 10:57 AM	#12
Raiders Army Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Black Hole	Sung to Real American Heroes (or Real Men of Genius) Bud Light presents Real American Heroes (Real American Heroes) Today we salute you, Mr. Drunk FOFC Poster (Mr. Drunk FOFC Poster) One wrong keystroke and everyone thinks you're drunk...especially when you tell them (when you tell them) You pretend you're drunk but in reality you just want attention (want attention) You post a poll about what's better, Pabst Blue Ribbon or Miller Lite But everyone knows that there's no difference with cheap beer (cheap cheap cheap) So crack open a cheap beer, Mr. Drunk FOFC Poster Because without you we wouldn't have anyone to laugh at (we're all laughing at you)

10-09-2005, 12:19 PM	#14
saldana Pro Starter Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Bethlehem, Pa	i was drunk by 2pm yesterday, but didnt have a computer to post....do i get any credit?...i was at a beer festival that started at noon, i didnt get home until 8, and by then i was already hung over, so i didnt post.

10-10-2005, 05:26 PM	#15
Raiders Army Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Black Hole	I've had a few beers today but it's not the weekend.

10-14-2005, 08:55 PM	#18
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	I've had about six beers already watching the UTEP game. Too bad I only have six more and no liquor in the house... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

10-14-2005, 09:03 PM	#19
Lorena Unregistered Join Date: May 2004	I haven't had a drink in a L O N G time. Reading this thread makes me wanna hit the cupboard and take a few swigs of Vodka.

10-14-2005, 09:04 PM	#20
st.cronin General Manager Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: New Mexico	I love scotch.

10-14-2005, 09:07 PM	#21
Lorena Unregistered Join Date: May 2004	I'm not much of a beer fan, gimme the hard stuff anyday! Long Island Iced Teas are my favorite.

10-14-2005, 09:25 PM	#25
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	Sut your mouth, Farrah. Vodka rocks my world... Of course, tequila is damn good stuff as well. __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

10-14-2005, 09:39 PM	#26
Airhog Captain Obvious Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Norman, Oklahoma	show us your boobs!!! __________________ Thread Killer extraordinaire Yay! its football season once again!

10-15-2005, 01:41 AM	#28
Izulde Head Coach Join Date: Sep 2004	I drank a fair amount of Peppermint Schnapps earlier in the day. Really freshened my mouth. __________________ 2006 Golden Scribe Nominee 2006 Golden Scribe Winner Best Non-Sport Dynasty: May Our Reign Be Green and Golden (CK Dynasty) Rookie Writer of the Year Dynasty of the Year: May Our Reign Be Green and Golden (CK Dynasty)

10-15-2005, 01:47 AM	#29
Greyroofoo Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Alabama	Drunk guy is in da house!!!!!!

10-22-2005, 12:29 AM	#32
ThunderingHERD College Benchwarmer Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: North Carolina	are yuo syaing you wantoa finght me?? __________________ "I'm losing my edge--to better looking people... with better ideas... and more talent. And who are actually really, really nice." "Everyone's a voyeurist--they're watching me watch them watch me right now."

10-22-2005, 12:59 AM	#33
Greyroofoo Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Alabama	you know you're drunk when you're better at texas hold'em w/o ever looking at your cards than when you see em

10-29-2005, 02:26 AM	#35
Greyroofoo Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Alabama	where are all the drunk people at?

10-29-2005, 04:19 AM	#37
Greyroofoo Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Alabama	a drunk person is never early, nor is he late, he arrives precisely when he doesn't mean to

10-29-2005, 06:38 PM	#38
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	This will be the thread for me tonight after the UTEP game and the costume party I'm going to... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

10-30-2005, 02:50 AM	#39
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	I OWN tihs thread onight... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

10-30-2005, 02:51 AM	#40
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	Dla- fucking hickups fucking up my typing... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

10-30-2005, 03:35 AM	#41
tucker342 Pro Starter Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Iowa City, IA	Jeeber, I'm sorry man, but u aint got shit on me tonight... after taking a break last weekend, I'm back in full force this weekend! Bacardi and Red Bull is a good mix

10-30-2005, 07:07 AM	#42
Raiders Army Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Black Hole	Drinking actually makes my typing better.

11-19-2005, 08:58 PM	#43
Raiders Army Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Black Hole	I'm that drunk guy this week. Long day, no football, and Corona Extra makes me happy.

11-19-2005, 08:59 PM	#44
Raiders Army Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Black Hole	Wherefore art thou, sexy Raiders ARmy?

11-19-2005, 09:00 PM	#45
Raiders Army Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Black Hole	Yeah, I don't follow the dola rulez.

11-19-2005, 09:06 PM	#46
Passacaglia Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Big Ten Country	Why no football?

11-19-2005, 10:51 PM	#47
Joe Pro Starter Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Minneapolis	i'm always amazed at how drunk people search for this thread to post in