The Better Marriage Blanket!

DanGarion · 05-05-2010, 02:06 PM

Save your marriage! Get one today!

Ksyrup · 05-05-2010, 02:29 PM

Unholy crap!

Dodgerchick · 05-05-2010, 03:42 PM

$120 for a blanket is a shitty deal

MikeVic · 05-05-2010, 03:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Dodgerchick

$120 for a blanket is a shitty deal

DanGarion · 05-05-2010, 03:43 PM

Something stinks.

PackerFanatic · 05-05-2010, 03:45 PM

That's great and all...unless you dutch oven her...

Dodgerchick · 05-05-2010, 03:47 PM

They need to make underwear from this material. I didn't say boxers because women's farts can be just as deadly.

DanGarion · 05-05-2010, 03:49 PM

They actually do.

Flatulence Deodorizer by Flat-D Innovations is a flatulence filter pad for intestinal gas odor control, like activated charcoal underwear

Dodgerchick · 05-05-2010, 03:53 PM

Wait, on second thought, that takes the fun out of crop dusting.

Karlifornia · 05-05-2010, 04:22 PM

Do farts really wreak that much havoc on relationships? I lived with a girl for two years, and this was the least of our problems.

stevew · 05-05-2010, 04:29 PM

Dutch ovening is one of the underrated joys of parenting.

Ksyrup · 05-06-2010, 09:12 AM

In light of Joe Posnanski's hilarious blogging about a bunch of informercials over the years, the first thing I thought when I saw this thread was, "I hope Joe writes something about this one." And sure enough, this morning on his blog, he's got The Marriage Blanket as one of a few possible upcoming blog topics. Awesome!

05-05-2010, 02:29 PM	#2
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	Unholy crap! __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

05-05-2010, 03:42 PM	#3
Dodgerchick College Benchwarmer Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Austin, TX	$120 for a blanket is a shitty deal __________________ DON'T ITCH THAT NOSE! A Meditation Dynasty

05-05-2010, 03:43 PM	#5
DanGarion Coordinator Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The Great Northwest	Something stinks. __________________ Los Angeles Dodgers Check out the FOFC Groups on Facebook! and Reddit! DON'T REPORT ME BRO!

05-05-2010, 03:45 PM	#6
PackerFanatic Pro Starter Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Appleton, WI	That's great and all...unless you dutch oven her... __________________ Commissioner of the RNFL

05-05-2010, 03:47 PM	#7
Dodgerchick College Benchwarmer Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Austin, TX	They need to make underwear from this material. I didn't say boxers because women's farts can be just as deadly. __________________ DON'T ITCH THAT NOSE! A Meditation Dynasty Last edited by Dodgerchick : 05-05-2010 at 03:48 PM.

05-05-2010, 03:49 PM	#8
DanGarion Coordinator Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The Great Northwest	They actually do. Flatulence Deodorizer by Flat-D Innovations is a flatulence filter pad for intestinal gas odor control, like activated charcoal underwear __________________ Los Angeles Dodgers Check out the FOFC Groups on Facebook! and Reddit! DON'T REPORT ME BRO!

05-05-2010, 03:53 PM	#9
Dodgerchick College Benchwarmer Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Austin, TX	Wait, on second thought, that takes the fun out of crop dusting. __________________ DON'T ITCH THAT NOSE! A Meditation Dynasty

05-05-2010, 04:22 PM	#10
Karlifornia Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: San Jose, CA	Do farts really wreak that much havoc on relationships? I lived with a girl for two years, and this was the least of our problems. __________________ Look into the mind of a crazy man (NSFW) http://www.whitepowerupdate.wordpress.com

05-05-2010, 04:29 PM	#11
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	Dutch ovening is one of the underrated joys of parenting.

05-06-2010, 09:12 AM	#12
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	In light of Joe Posnanski's hilarious blogging about a bunch of informercials over the years, the first thing I thought when I saw this thread was, "I hope Joe writes something about this one." And sure enough, this morning on his blog, he's got The Marriage Blanket as one of a few possible upcoming blog topics. Awesome! __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

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