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Tom Cruise on Leno
god I wanna puke.
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06-08-2005, 11:03 PM | #2 |
This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
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I know...Leno really sucks, doesn't he?
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06-08-2005, 11:07 PM | #4 |
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Going from the Daily Show to this is just painful...
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06-08-2005, 11:10 PM | #5 | |
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06-08-2005, 11:11 PM | #7 |
This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
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I've got to be up in 5 hours, so let a man have his fun when he can. I knew what you meant - well sorta. I don't watch that crap, but I can only imagine what a giddy school girl Tom is coming off as tonight. The backstage discussion is better, though:
Tom Cruise And Katie Holmes Take The Next, Carefully-Orchestrated Step? “Look, we both know that no one’s buying into our relationship. Oprah was a fucking disaster. Would it have been so hard for you to come on stage without me putting you in a half-nelson and marching you on stage like you were about to face a firing squad? Well, now we’re both fucked. I’m invoking the emergency clause, and as you’re well aware, you’re contractually obligated to go along with me as we step it up another notch. Yes, moving in together. Yes, engagement. And yes, Scientology. All of it. And I’ll set you up with some bigger people at CAA, but first you’ve got to show a little enthusiasm, OK? I don’t like all this making out stuff any more than you do, but you’ve gotta lose the condom on your tongue. Sooner or later, some paparazzi’s gonna catch that on film, it’s gonna wind up on the internet, and then we’re gonna need to have that little scuba-diving accident we talked about. Oh, for L.Ron’s sake! I hate thinly-veiled death threats. I have to get back to the Centre and knock out some Thetans. And yes, you’re coming with me.”
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06-08-2005, 11:20 PM | #8 |
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Didn't see him on Leno, but am I the only one here who thinks Tom Cruise is straight?
(but also a complete nutjob)
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06-08-2005, 11:22 PM | #9 |
This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
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He's fruity, I'm just not sure how many ways that applies.
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06-08-2005, 11:24 PM | #10 |
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I'm jealous of Tom Cruise.
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06-08-2005, 11:24 PM | #11 |
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Anything good happen on Leno? I think Cruise is destroying his career.
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06-08-2005, 11:40 PM | #12 | |
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06-08-2005, 11:48 PM | #13 | |
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06-09-2005, 08:47 AM | #15 |
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War of the otherworldly: Cruise's faith in Scientology threatens film
By Andrew Gumbel in Los Angeles Published : 03 June 2005 Is Hollywood's biggest male star losing it? In the past few days, Tom Cruise has been hauled over the coals for allowing his devotion to Scientology to overshadow his film career, ridiculed for a seemingly loopy appearance on Oprah Winfrey's daytime chat show and accused of conducting a sham romance with the younger actress Katie Holmes strictly for publicity purposes. Ordinarily, such chatter would be no more than background gossip in a town that thrives on gossip, little or none of it substantiated. But Cruise's recent behaviour has been so spectacularly off-the-wall that it has prompted senior executives at Paramount Studios to call crisis meetings and consider cancelling the third instalment of the Mission Impossible series, due to shoot next month. One website, Arianna Huffington's newly launched "Huffington Post", reported this week that the film had already been canned. Yesterday's New York Times quoted an executive at Paramount's parent company, Viacom, saying the issue was under active discussion but no decision had been made yet. The negative buzz surrounding Cruise began earlier this year on the set of his blockbuster, Steven Spielberg's retelling of War of the Worlds, when he insisted on having a Scientology tent on the set. Ordinarily, studios impose a strict ban on religious proselytising during filming, and Cruise only got his way after Spielberg and others intervened. More recently, Cruise has used press interviews to promote Narconon, a drug rehabilitation programme invented by Scientology's founder, L Ron Hubbard, which has been thoroughly trashed by mainstream drug-addiction experts. In his Oprah appearance last week, he pranced around the set like a puppy dog, fell to his knees and professed ardent love for Ms Holmes, with whom he has been linked for all of one month. He also rubbished Brooke Shields for taking antidepressants - a big no-no in the Scientology universe - to overcome post-partum depression and intimated that the real problem was the emptiness of her existence. In all the brouhaha, it has not gone unnoticed that the poster for War of The Worlds bears a distinct resemblance to an L Ron Hubbard book cover, with a fantasy-type image of a clawed Martian hand grabbing Earth in its palm. It is no secret that Cruise, along with a clutch of other Hollywood stars, is a committed follower of Scientology. According to members of the church, he has reached the sixth of eight Operating Thetan levels - he is trusted enough to know almost all of the "secret truth of the universe". The biggest change may not be religious but star management. Earlier this year he fired his long-standing publicist, Pat Kingsley, and his new team is led by his sister Lee Anne De Vette. After his Oprah appearance, his publicistswere reported to be bombarding him and his sister with calls begging them to "tone it down". His team has denied his relationship with Ms Holmes,who became a star as a teenager in the television show, Dawson's Creek, and is set to appear in cinemas this summer in Batman Begins, was anything other than genuine. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tom Cruise knows ALMOST all of the secrets of the universe.
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06-09-2005, 09:02 AM | #16 |
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not only do I think he is straight, but I like him as an actor.
top THAT
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06-09-2005, 09:03 AM | #17 |
This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
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According to members of the church, he has reached the sixth of eight Operating Thetan levels - he is trusted enough to know almost all of the "secret truth of the universe".
I see your cocky and funny, and raise you the "secret truth of the universe."
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06-09-2005, 09:22 AM | #18 |
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Keep it together. Keep it together. Keep it together.
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06-09-2005, 09:24 AM | #19 | |
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06-09-2005, 11:23 AM | #20 |
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I hope one of those couches tip over.
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06-09-2005, 12:21 PM | #21 |
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Boy. First Mel Gibson goes nuts, and now Tom Cruise. Lookout, Tom Hanks! You're next on the list of big stars to go crazy.
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06-09-2005, 12:22 PM | #22 |
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Who is crazier?
Cruise or Gibson? |
06-09-2005, 12:22 PM | #23 |
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Cruise
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06-09-2005, 12:23 PM | #24 |
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I'd have to go Cruise too.
Though Mel gets some help from his dad. |
06-09-2005, 12:24 PM | #25 |
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mels been crazier over a longer period of time. cruise is just now being exposed for how truly crazy he is.
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06-09-2005, 12:31 PM | #26 | |
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06-09-2005, 12:34 PM | #27 |
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Only 8 levels? That's kinda weak. Don't the masons have like 50 levels?
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06-09-2005, 12:34 PM | #28 | |
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At least Cruise didn't take it upon himself to weigh in on the Terri Schiavo case. hxxp://journals.aol.com/justice1949/JUSTICEFORTERRISCHIAVO/entries/629 Bobby Schindler told participants that actor Mel Gibson, producer of "The Passon of The Christ," telephoned his father, Bob, March 11 and said he supported the family's efforts to save their daughter. Gibson also faxed a statement which Bobby read: "I fully support the effort of Mr. & Mrs. Schlindler to save their daughter, Terri Schiavo, from a cruel starvation. Terri's husband should sign the care of his wife over to her parents so she can be properly cared for." I'm sorry, Mel, but why should I care what you or any actor thinks about this issue? Shouldn't you be making another Lethal Weapon sequel? Last edited by Kodos : 06-09-2005 at 12:40 PM. |
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06-09-2005, 12:39 PM | #29 | |
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Mel also has the advantage of being under the umbrella of a very widely-held faith, specifics aside. Much of the crazy stuff he believes in happens to be briadly within the faith of a billion people or so. |
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06-09-2005, 12:40 PM | #30 |
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Quicksand: Nah. You can find most of it on the intrenet with a google search.
Secrets of Scientology You can also find some great pictures of Cruise there. |
06-09-2005, 12:41 PM | #31 |
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I highly recommend getting a copy of the Scientology recruitment video. It will bring your ability to laugh at Tom Cruise to a whole new level. You all are only level one right now.
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06-09-2005, 02:09 PM | #32 |
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Damn, what happened to Maverick? He's a nut-jub.
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06-09-2005, 02:31 PM | #34 |
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How is Mel Gibson crazy?
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06-09-2005, 02:41 PM | #35 |
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Hey Brad.
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thats what i'd like to know
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Mel Gibson says of Rich, 'I want to kill him. I want his intestines on a stick. ... I want to kill his dog.'
Gibson follows the teachings of the Society of Pius X, whose leader is the excommunicated French archbishop Marcel Lefebvre, and has put considerable funds into churches in California, as well as building his own private chapel in Malibu. Crazy may be extreme, but he's certainly a bit eccentric. |
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Who is Rich and what did he do to Mel Gibson?
Tom Cruise may have been in more entertaining movies than any other actor. I am not saying that tthere wouldn't be a lot of cheese on the list, but they were entertaining. |
06-09-2005, 05:13 PM | #42 | |
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Show me an actual quote or a substantiated link, and I might be more believing.
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Just beat the devil out of it!!! - Bob Ross Last edited by Schmidty : 06-09-2005 at 05:13 PM. |
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06-09-2005, 05:51 PM | #43 | |
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06-09-2005, 07:28 PM | #44 |
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If they both kept to acting and didn't feel the need to spout their views for the world, I would like them better. They used to be two of my favorite actors. Mel's constant broadcasting of his religious views has turned me off, and Scientology is for nuts.
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06-09-2005, 08:09 PM | #45 |
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Schimdty: You can do your own research. I don't have any desire to fight over Mel Gibson. I find him odd, but you may not and thats fine. But I'm not about to spend my evening digging up links and quotes to satisfy you. The Rich quote is about Frank Rich and is well documented and the info about his religious beliefs is again well documented.
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06-09-2005, 08:13 PM | #46 |
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Joel, get off the babysitter.
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I'm not Catholic. I just like to see people that persecute people of faith back it up. I am not against non-Christians by any means. In fact, I've been going through a BIG life change regarding Therevada Buddhism over the past year. I'm still a Christian in my heart, but I see other views clearly as well. If you want to make statements and not back them up, that's your decision. I really was ready to listen. Jusdging by you apathy, it wasn't worth my attention.
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I'm hardly persecuting Mel Gibson. What have I done that's effected him in any way? And all I said was that he was eccentric. Again, you can look up info on Gibson. Its all on the net and probably goes into much greater detail. There isn't anything to backup. Gibson said that about Frank Rich and his relationship with the defrocked priest is public knowledge as is his private church.
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Show me an actual shot I made against you. You presented "evidence". I asked you to back you to back it up (specifically the quote). All I've gotten in response is defensive indignation. No problem. I just wanted to know if you had a point.
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Cruise winning the Freedom Medal of Honor. Or as the Defamer puts it, a merit badge in brainwashery.
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