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Old 06-01-2010, 11:44 AM   #451
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I was really pleased when I went up to Montreal a couple weeks back and went into a strip club. Spent $100 that night, but discovered that yes, I am still attracted to actual real women and things still work.

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Old 06-01-2010, 11:46 AM   #452
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Everytime I kiss Ant on the cheek, he says, "Aaahhhh acid!!" Was funny the first couple of times but not so funny when the kids pick up on it. Now, everytime I kiss our daughter, she says, "Aaaah, my face is melting!" And our son, "Mommy, don't kiss me, if you kiss it hurts."

It was funny for a while, but when I'm depressed the way I am now, it hurts... a lot.

I'll probably regret posting this but right now, I really don't give a damn.


My daughter does something similar to me when I grew my goatee back. Every time I would kiss her good night on the cheek or have her give me a kiss on the cheek, she would yell "Yucky face". Her mother decided to start doing that too, and now it has just gotten old.
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Old 06-01-2010, 12:13 PM   #453
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Old 06-01-2010, 12:25 PM   #454
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Old 06-01-2010, 12:28 PM   #455
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Attention FOFC ladies - Al Gore is on the market!

I'm all over Tipper!
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Old 06-01-2010, 12:36 PM   #456
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Old 06-01-2010, 12:58 PM   #457
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Attention FOFC ladies - Al Gore is on the market!

I wish more people felt all "celebrity" news fell into this thread instead of dedicating whole threads to nonsense

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Old 06-01-2010, 01:28 PM   #458
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I'm all over Tipper!

Tipper? I don't even know her...
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Old 06-01-2010, 03:37 PM   #459
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Attention FOFC ladies - Al Gore is on the market!

Now he's probably going to take credit for all the divorces.
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Old 06-01-2010, 03:56 PM   #460
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If you get to do Tipper, you better have Animal (Fuck Like a Beast) playing in the background.

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Old 06-01-2010, 04:21 PM   #461
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Earlier today, a delivery truck drove by and pulled the telephone line, along with a few pieces of siding, off my house. Verizon is not coming to repair it until Friday.

I have a bad feeling that the truck company is not going to pay for repairs because the line was not suspended high enough over the road (although trucks go by everyday).
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Old 06-01-2010, 06:21 PM   #462
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Earlier today, a delivery truck drove by and pulled the telephone line, along with a few pieces of siding, off my house. Verizon is not coming to repair it until Friday.

I have a bad feeling that the truck company is not going to pay for repairs because the line was not suspended high enough over the road (although trucks go by everyday).

Well if it's because of the clearance and it was too low then it's Verizon that should be paying for the repair. If it was the proper amount of clearance then it's the delivery company at fault. I'm not familiar with your specific area but in CA it's called GO95 (General Order 95 are the guidelines for proper aerial clearances with telecommunication and electrical lines). Proper clearance is typically 18 feet at the crest of the street (middle) and 16 feet at the curb and 12 at the customers driveway and 10 at the connection at the house.
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Old 06-01-2010, 07:22 PM   #463
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Old 06-01-2010, 09:56 PM   #464
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Approximately 20% of the posts I read on FOFC piss me off to no end and make me want to leave forever. If that number grows to 35%, I'm gone.

And I am measuring this.
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Old 06-01-2010, 10:03 PM   #465
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Approximately 20% of the posts I read on FOFC piss me off to no end and make me want to leave forever. If that number grows to 35%, I'm gone.

And I am measuring this.

Measuring it?? Really??
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Old 06-01-2010, 10:03 PM   #466
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Measuring it?? Really??
Gotta draw a line somewhere.
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Old 06-01-2010, 10:43 PM   #467
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Approximately 20% of the posts I read on FOFC piss me off to no end and make me want to leave forever. If that number grows to 35%, I'm gone.

And I am measuring this.

Every time I post I like the place less.
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Old 06-02-2010, 10:02 AM   #468
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Approximately 20% of the posts I read on FOFC piss me off to no end and make me want to leave forever. If that number grows to 35%, I'm gone.

And I am measuring this.

What can we do to achieve this 35% threshold?
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Old 06-02-2010, 10:22 AM   #469
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Attention FOFC ladies - Al Gore is on the market!

I guess global warming passed the Gore's bedroom over.
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Old 06-02-2010, 10:35 AM   #470
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Apparently there wasn't even any localized warming, either.
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Old 06-02-2010, 10:36 AM   #471
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I guess global warming passed the Gore's bedroom over.

Localized hot flashes.
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Old 06-02-2010, 10:39 AM   #472
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Perhaps he was doing too many searches for porn on the Internets, and Tipper finally got fed up. He had to know that inventing the Internets would some day come back to bite him on the ass.
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Old 06-02-2010, 12:52 PM   #473
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The P90X Ab Ripper workout is a BEAST.
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Old 06-02-2010, 01:40 PM   #474
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Old 06-02-2010, 01:41 PM   #475
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Old 06-02-2010, 02:38 PM   #476
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What can we do to achieve this 35% threshold?
Every post you make is actually keeping me here a little bit longer.

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Old 06-02-2010, 09:52 PM   #477
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Old 06-02-2010, 09:52 PM   #478
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Old 06-02-2010, 09:54 PM   #479
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Old 06-02-2010, 11:55 PM   #480
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Notice someone's lights are on as I'm leaving the facility-

Phone call....

Me-Hey, this is Steve the med-man, I was leaving out of the parking lot, and noticed someone with a red Hyundai SUV left their lights on

Chick-Who is this?

Me-Steve....I deliver the medicine, I was just in there. Is this {name of facility}?

Chick-Yes...(out loud) anyone own a red Honda? Hold on.

In My Head-Why the fuck do I need to stay on hold. There's like 5-7 people working at this place, figure out who's fucking car it is.
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Chick-Is it a Maroon Hyundai?

Me-I gotta go.

I think I'm done trying to be nice, I just can't take it anymore

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Old 06-03-2010, 12:06 AM   #481
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She sounds hot.
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Old 06-03-2010, 12:12 AM   #482
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Yeah that's what I was thinking. What the hell is wrong with my browser the pictures aren't showing up??
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Old 06-03-2010, 06:32 AM   #483
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Old 06-03-2010, 09:39 AM   #484
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Former 'World's Ugliest Dog' Miss Ellie dies at 17 - Yahoo! News

Yeah, that is one ugly dog.

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Old 06-03-2010, 09:39 AM   #485
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As I threw out another razor cartridge last night, I found myself thinking "Does that infomercial razor blade sharpener thing really work". Anyone know?

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Old 06-03-2010, 10:20 AM   #486
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As I threw out another razor cartridge last night, I found myself thinking "Does that infomercial razor blade sharpener thing really work". Anyone know?

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I got my dad one at one point. I haven't heard any reviews on it from him, so I'm not sure. I'll ask him tonight.
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Old 06-03-2010, 10:34 AM   #487
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I got my dad one at one point. I haven't heard any reviews on it from him, so I'm not sure. I'll ask him tonight.

You haven't heard, "OH SHIT I SLASHED MY THROAT!" So, that's a positive I guess.
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Old 06-03-2010, 10:51 AM   #488
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Or maybe he did slash his throat and is dead somewhere.
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Old 06-03-2010, 10:58 AM   #489
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As I threw out another razor cartridge last night, I found myself thinking "Does that infomercial razor blade sharpener thing really work". Anyone know?

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I think there was a thread here about them, and the consensus was that it worked OK. I've also heard of people having very good results by, after use, running the razor blade in the direction against the cutting direction on the inside of your arm: Make Your Disposable Razor Blade Last For 20 Months - The Consumerist

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Old 06-03-2010, 11:00 AM   #490
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You haven't heard, "OH SHIT I SLASHED MY THROAT!" So, that's a positive I guess.

Well I'm not sure he's even been using it to be honest.

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Or maybe he did slash his throat and is dead somewhere.

Nope...he's alive.
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Old 06-03-2010, 11:57 AM   #491
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I think there was a thread here about them, and the consensus was that it worked OK. I've also heard of people having very good results by, after use, running the razor blade in the direction against the cutting direction on the inside of your arm: Make Your Disposable Razor Blade Last For 20 Months - The Consumerist

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I seem to remember a thread about that but couldn't find it right offhand

Running razor blade against the cutting direction on the inside of your arm?

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Old 06-03-2010, 12:46 PM   #492
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I seem to remember a thread about that but couldn't find it right offhand

Running razor blade against the cutting direction on the inside of your arm?

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Didn't Curt Cobain try that before giving up and just using a shotgun?
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Old 06-03-2010, 12:49 PM   #493
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I think we had a general thread about how bad shaving sucks. I bet it's in there. I know I contributed a bunch to it!

I've had a beard going on 3 years now.
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Old 06-03-2010, 12:51 PM   #494
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Old 06-03-2010, 01:21 PM   #495
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I seem to remember a thread about that but couldn't find it right offhand

Running razor blade against the cutting direction on the inside of your arm?

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against the cutting direction along your forearm. in a way that shouldn't cut you (i do it and do think it makes my blades last longer). that link has the jist of the details, i'm probably not explaining it well (i blame the meds).

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Old 06-03-2010, 01:25 PM   #496
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against the cutting direction along your forearm. in a way that shouldn't cut you (i do it and do think it makes my blades last longer). that link has the jist of the details, i'm probably not explaining it well (i blame the meds).

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Yeah, I watched the video. I might just try that next time I'm getting ready to pitch a razor blade. I just started a new one last night which is why I was thinking about it.

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Old 06-03-2010, 01:36 PM   #499
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WoW?

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