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Oilers9911 · 08-25-2011, 02:57 PM

DougW · 08-29-2011, 08:34 AM

CraigSca · 08-30-2011, 11:40 AM

Ouch! Elderly gardener survives after impaling eye socket on pruning shears

Doctors save Arizona man's eye after he falls face-down onto the handle

Ouch! Gardener survives after impaling eye socket - US news - Life - msnbc.com

duckman · 08-30-2011, 12:09 PM

http://newsok.com/430-a.m.-mowing-le...adlines_widget

cartman · 08-30-2011, 07:45 PM

Cops On The Hunt For Duplicitous iPlank Scammers | The Smoking Gun

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-In a new variation on the “brick in a box” scam, a South Carolina woman who thought she purchased an iPad from two men in a McDonald’s parking lot discovered yesterday that the purported tablet was actually “a piece of wood painted black with an Apple logo.”

JediKooter · 08-31-2011, 10:46 AM

Another foot with a running shoe washes up in British Columbia

Another human foot washes ashore in B.C. - Yahoo! News

Rizon · 09-01-2011, 08:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JediKooter

Another foot with a running shoe washes up in British Columbia

Another human foot washes ashore in B.C. - Yahoo! News

Quote:

In previous cases, police said it appeared the feet separated from bodies naturally in the water and foul play wasn't suspected.

WTF DOES THAT EVEN MEAN

Qwikshot · 09-01-2011, 08:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rizon

WTF DOES THAT EVEN MEAN

It means fishermen who drowned.

Rizon · 09-01-2011, 08:56 AM

Salish Sea human foot discoveries - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

JediKooter · 09-01-2011, 10:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rizon

WTF DOES THAT EVEN MEAN

Maybe the exchange rate on commas isn't that great right now in Canada?

What I want to know, why is it only feet with running shoes? Are the joggers in BC that hard core where their feet just go flying off into the water?

JPhillips · 09-01-2011, 12:20 PM

A federal judge ordered lawyers to a kindergarten party after they kept wasting his time. Here's a bit of his order:

Ksyrup · 09-01-2011, 12:24 PM

This one is bad:

Father of Two Decapitates Himself in Yorktown, Virginia - ABC News

JediKooter · 09-01-2011, 12:56 PM

"I was just shocked. Why would people do such stuff," said Merlyn Keefer, another neighbor. "We can't ask him what really went through his head."

Ksyrup · 09-01-2011, 01:05 PM

I know. I can't believe they put that in there. It's like a purposeful macabre joke or something.

JediKooter · 09-01-2011, 01:14 PM

It does make me wonder if it's intentional.

Comey · 09-01-2011, 03:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rizon

WTF DOES THAT EVEN MEAN

It means no ducks or geese are being investigated.

Rizon · 09-02-2011, 06:56 PM

Man Arrested In Ohio For Having Sex With Neighbor's Pool Raft: Police

JediKooter · 09-02-2011, 07:15 PM

"He's diagnosed with Attention Deficit Disorder and has abused his medication, she said. "

I wonder if she meant he abused his medication like he did that raft?

M GO BLUE!!! · 09-03-2011, 01:06 AM

Best story I have read in a while...

BBC News - Canadian workers ill after cannabis brownie mix-up

Canadian workers ill after cannabis brownie mix-up

Three office employees in the Canadian city of Victoria fell ill after a colleague unwittingly gave them chocolate brownies laced with cannabis.

Police were investigating a possible case of poisoning at the workplace after the three were taken to hospital feeling dizzy and disorientated.

The woman who brought in the cakes said she simply found them in her freezer.

But her son later admitted to police he had baked the cannabis cakes some time ago and forgotten about them.

Canadian media reports said police decided not to press charges because there had been no criminal intent.

But the son is expected to be ordered to take part in community work, said the Vancouver Sun.

All three affected colleagues were released from hospital after a few hours.

JPhillips · 09-03-2011, 06:49 AM

Strange and outrageous.

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The mysterious case of the second lost iPhone prototype has taken another disturbing twist.

San Francisco police have admitted that "three or four" of their officers stood outside a man's house as up to two Apple investigators searched the home for the phone, finding nothing, but embroiling Apple in a potentially messy legal snafu, SF Weekly originally reported.

Rizon · 09-06-2011, 02:58 PM

Samurai on I-65 Identified

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He was taken to Lake County Jail where he pronounced that he was "Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs" but not his identity.

cartman · 09-06-2011, 05:03 PM

Man Seriously Injured In Potato Gun Explosion - Louisville News Story - WLKY Louisville

Rizon · 09-07-2011, 03:29 PM

San Diego News | VIDEO: Gumby Attempts To Rob 7-Eleven in San Diego, Fails

Rizon · 09-07-2011, 03:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rizon

San Diego News | VIDEO: Gumby Attempts To Rob 7-Eleven in San Diego, Fails

Radii · 09-07-2011, 09:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tyketime

But Harry Baals is probably better than Schweddy Balls.

But only one is worthy of ice cream:

Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream - Schweddy Balls

Schweddy Balls: Ben & Jerry’s Newest Vermont Export - TIME NewsFeed

Ksyrup · 09-08-2011, 08:09 AM

Police: Arkansas meteorologist found asleep in tub next to dead man – This Just In - CNN.com Blogs

tyketime · 09-08-2011, 09:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Radii

But only one is worthy of ice cream:

Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream - Schweddy Balls

Schweddy Balls: Ben & Jerry’s Newest Vermont Export - TIME NewsFeed

I just read that article. Yummers!

Quote:

Said Ana Gasteyer, "As a person and a performer, I am a sucker for holiday balls. And I have no doubt this ice cream will cause many to scream 'Good Times.'"

Rizon · 09-09-2011, 03:58 PM

State trying to seize five high-end cars involved in Canadian street race – This Just In - CNN.com Blogs

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... among 13 owners of high-end sports cars who had their vehicles impounded last week after what Royal Canadian Mounted Police allege was a street race on a provincial highway in suburban Vancouver ...
Police fined each of the drivers, 12 men and one woman all under age 21, $196 ...

WTF

DanGarion · 09-09-2011, 04:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rizon

State trying to seize five high-end cars involved in Canadian street race – This Just In - CNN.com Blogs

WTF

Maybe it was a slow speed race?

cartman · 09-13-2011, 10:34 PM

OUCH

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/875317-...ing-beauty-spa

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Eel removed from man's bladder after entering penis during beauty spa
An erratic eel wriggled its way up a man's penis and into his bladder following an accident during an unorthodox beauty spa in China.

Ksyrup · 09-14-2011, 07:59 AM

Not surprising that the eel found a way into his urethra. Look at the size of that thing!

M GO BLUE!!! · 09-14-2011, 10:40 AM

Raising the bar...

BBC News - Dutch woman 'called boyfriend 65,000 times'

JediKooter · 09-14-2011, 10:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ksyrup

Not surprising that the eel found a way into his urethra. Look at the size of that thing!

He did say there was a sharp pain when it first entered.

Ksyrup · 09-14-2011, 11:35 AM

Just noticed that eel man's surgeon's name is Wang. Ha!

Ksyrup · 09-14-2011, 02:47 PM

Well, I thought the Palin/Rice thing was going to take the cake for WTF celeb news stories today, but...

Gordon Ramsay Dwarf Porn Star Lookalike Found Dead in Badger Den

September 14th, 2011 3:26 PM by Free Britney

Percy Foster, a dwarf porn star who was a dead ringer for Gordon Ramsay, was found dead in a badger den in the U.K. Seriously, this is a real story.

The star of X-rated movie Hi-Ho Hi-Ho, It's Up Your A**e We Go (again, seriously) was discovered partially eaten "deep in an underground chamber."

UK Ministry of Agriculture experts running a planned badger-gassing program near Tregaron, Wales, happened upon the 3'6" actor, reports indicate.

JediKooter · 09-14-2011, 03:36 PM

So who is going to do the porn version of the Hobbit then?

Suicane75 · 09-14-2011, 03:41 PM

Rice eating beavers and midget eating badgers. It's a hell of a day here on earth.

JediKooter · 09-14-2011, 03:47 PM

Don't forget the Scarlett pics. September 14th, 2011 has been epic.

tyketime · 09-15-2011, 10:37 AM

Mother of the Year candidate from New York... come on down!

Mom admits stealing son's cancer benefit money

Suicane75 · 09-15-2011, 10:57 AM

Billy, you have cancer.
Billy, you're mom has gambling.

JediKooter · 09-15-2011, 11:14 AM

Nicolas Cage awoken by naked man with Fudgesicle - Yahoo! News

I think the title of the article speaks for itself.

Julio Riddols · 09-15-2011, 12:26 PM

A Fudgesicle is a frozen, ice cream-like snack.

Easy Mac · 09-15-2011, 12:27 PM

I think this is really what happened between Sarah Palin and Glen Rice.

Chief Rum · 09-15-2011, 12:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Julio Riddols

A Fudgesicle is a frozen, ice cream-like snack.

Yeah, I laughed at that, too. As a former journalist, I recognize the need for that line, but it still made me laugh.

Galaxy · 09-15-2011, 07:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ksyrup

Well, I thought the Palin/Rice thing was going to take the cake for WTF celeb news stories today, but...

Gordon Ramsay Dwarf Porn Star Lookalike Found Dead in Badger Den

September 14th, 2011 3:26 PM by Free Britney

Percy Foster, a dwarf porn star who was a dead ringer for Gordon Ramsay, was found dead in a badger den in the U.K. Seriously, this is a real story.

The star of X-rated movie Hi-Ho Hi-Ho, It's Up Your A**e We Go (again, seriously) was discovered partially eaten "deep in an underground chamber."

UK Ministry of Agriculture experts running a planned badger-gassing program near Tregaron, Wales, happened upon the 3'6" actor, reports indicate.

Hell Atlantic must be smiling on this.

Suicane75 · 09-15-2011, 07:57 PM

Five 8 year olds vs 1 Badger, who you got?

MacroGuru · 09-15-2011, 08:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Suicane75

Five 8 year olds vs 1 Badger, who you got?

Depends, are the 8 year olds eating fudgesicles?

Suicane75 · 09-15-2011, 08:53 PM

Yes. But the badger LOVES fudgesicles.

MacroGuru · 09-15-2011, 08:55 PM

8 year olds....there is only 1 badger, and have you seen five 8 year olds hopped up on fudgesicles? Not a pretty site!

Neon_Chaos · 09-15-2011, 10:47 PM

http://www.abs-cbnnews.com/nation/re...qVEAI.facebook

MANILA, Philippines - Women ended armed clashes in 2 Mindanao villages by not having sex with their husbands unless the men laid down their weapons, according to the United Nations High Commissioner for Refugees (UNHCR).
The success of the "sex strike" allowed families to start rebuilding their communities, the UN's refugee agency said.

08-25-2011, 02:57 PM	#301
Oilers9911 College Benchwarmer Join Date: Jan 2006	Penis Chopping Doc Gets Off

08-29-2011, 08:34 AM	#302
DougW High School Varsity Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Downriver, MI	Fake Boob explodes playing paintball.

08-30-2011, 11:40 AM	#303
CraigSca Pro Starter Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Not Delaware - hurray!	Ouch! Elderly gardener survives after impaling eye socket on pruning shears Doctors save Arizona man's eye after he falls face-down onto the handle Ouch! Gardener survives after impaling eye socket - US news - Life - msnbc.com __________________ She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! She loves you, yeah! how do you know? how do you know?

08-31-2011, 10:46 AM	#306
JediKooter Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego	Another foot with a running shoe washes up in British Columbia Another human foot washes ashore in B.C. - Yahoo! News __________________ I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4

09-01-2011, 12:20 PM	#311
JPhillips General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Newburgh, NY	A federal judge ordered lawyers to a kindergarten party after they kept wasting his time. Here's a bit of his order: __________________ To love someone is to strive to accept that person exactly the way he or she is, right here and now.. - Mr. Rogers

09-01-2011, 12:24 PM	#312
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	This one is bad: Father of Two Decapitates Himself in Yorktown, Virginia - ABC News __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

09-01-2011, 12:56 PM	#313
JediKooter Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego	"I was just shocked. Why would people do such stuff," said Merlyn Keefer, another neighbor. "We can't ask him what really went through his head." __________________ I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4

09-01-2011, 01:05 PM	#314
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	I know. I can't believe they put that in there. It's like a purposeful macabre joke or something. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

09-01-2011, 01:14 PM	#315
JediKooter Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego	It does make me wonder if it's intentional. __________________ I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4

09-02-2011, 07:15 PM	#318
JediKooter Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego	"He's diagnosed with Attention Deficit Disorder and has abused his medication, she said. " I wonder if she meant he abused his medication like he did that raft? __________________ I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4

09-03-2011, 01:06 AM	#319
M GO BLUE!!! Pro Starter Join Date: Sep 2005	Best story I have read in a while... BBC News - Canadian workers ill after cannabis brownie mix-up Canadian workers ill after cannabis brownie mix-up Three office employees in the Canadian city of Victoria fell ill after a colleague unwittingly gave them chocolate brownies laced with cannabis. Police were investigating a possible case of poisoning at the workplace after the three were taken to hospital feeling dizzy and disorientated. The woman who brought in the cakes said she simply found them in her freezer. But her son later admitted to police he had baked the cannabis cakes some time ago and forgotten about them. Canadian media reports said police decided not to press charges because there had been no criminal intent. But the son is expected to be ordered to take part in community work, said the Vancouver Sun. All three affected colleagues were released from hospital after a few hours.

09-06-2011, 05:03 PM	#322
cartman Death Herald Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas	Man Seriously Injured In Potato Gun Explosion - Louisville News Story - WLKY Louisville __________________ Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint

09-08-2011, 08:09 AM	#326
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	Police: Arkansas meteorologist found asleep in tub next to dead man – This Just In - CNN.com Blogs __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

09-14-2011, 07:59 AM	#331
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	Not surprising that the eel found a way into his urethra. Look at the size of that thing! __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

09-14-2011, 10:40 AM	#332
M GO BLUE!!! Pro Starter Join Date: Sep 2005	Raising the bar... BBC News - Dutch woman 'called boyfriend 65,000 times'

09-14-2011, 11:35 AM	#334
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	Just noticed that eel man's surgeon's name is Wang. Ha! __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

09-14-2011, 02:47 PM	#335
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	Well, I thought the Palin/Rice thing was going to take the cake for WTF celeb news stories today, but... Gordon Ramsay Dwarf Porn Star Lookalike Found Dead in Badger Den September 14th, 2011 3:26 PM by Free Britney Percy Foster, a dwarf porn star who was a dead ringer for Gordon Ramsay, was found dead in a badger den in the U.K. Seriously, this is a real story. The star of X-rated movie Hi-Ho Hi-Ho, It's Up Your A**e We Go (again, seriously) was discovered partially eaten "deep in an underground chamber." UK Ministry of Agriculture experts running a planned badger-gassing program near Tregaron, Wales, happened upon the 3'6" actor, reports indicate. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

09-14-2011, 03:36 PM	#336
JediKooter Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego	So who is going to do the porn version of the Hobbit then? __________________ I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4

09-14-2011, 03:41 PM	#337
Suicane75 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NJ	Rice eating beavers and midget eating badgers. It's a hell of a day here on earth.

09-14-2011, 03:47 PM	#338
JediKooter Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego	Don't forget the Scarlett pics. September 14th, 2011 has been epic. __________________ I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4

09-15-2011, 10:37 AM	#339
tyketime College Benchwarmer Join Date: Nov 2003	Mother of the Year candidate from New York... come on down! Mom admits stealing son's cancer benefit money

09-15-2011, 10:57 AM	#340
Suicane75 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NJ	Billy, you have cancer. Billy, you're mom has gambling.

09-15-2011, 11:14 AM	#341
JediKooter Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego	Nicolas Cage awoken by naked man with Fudgesicle - Yahoo! News I think the title of the article speaks for itself. __________________ I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4

09-15-2011, 12:26 PM	#342
Julio Riddols College Prospect Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Bryson Shitty, NC	A Fudgesicle is a frozen, ice cream-like snack. __________________ Recklessly enthused, stubbornly amused. FUCK EA

09-15-2011, 12:27 PM	#343
Easy Mac Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Here	I think this is really what happened between Sarah Palin and Glen Rice.

09-15-2011, 07:57 PM	#346
Suicane75 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NJ	Five 8 year olds vs 1 Badger, who you got?

09-15-2011, 08:53 PM	#348
Suicane75 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NJ	Yes. But the badger LOVES fudgesicles.

09-15-2011, 08:55 PM	#349
MacroGuru Coordinator Join Date: May 2003 Location: Utah	8 year olds....there is only 1 badger, and have you seen five 8 year olds hopped up on fudgesicles? Not a pretty site! __________________ "forgetting what is in the past, I strive for the future"

09-15-2011, 10:47 PM	#350
Neon_Chaos Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Parañaque, Philippines	http://www.abs-cbnnews.com/nation/re...qVEAI.facebook MANILA, Philippines - Women ended armed clashes in 2 Mindanao villages by not having sex with their husbands unless the men laid down their weapons, according to the United Nations High Commissioner for Refugees (UNHCR). The success of the "sex strike" allowed families to start rebuilding their communities, the UN's refugee agency said. __________________ Come and see.

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