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Location: Maryland
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'This Morning' Hosts Lose It After Seeing Pic Of World's Largest Penis: VIDEO - Comic Sands
Bet you can't guess who...
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11-19-2021, 12:50 PM
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I've seen his name pop up suddenly like half-a-dozen times in the last week, after not hearing about him for seemingly 10 years. Does he have a book coming out? Running for office?
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11-29-2021, 09:45 PM
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Location: Back in Houston!
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Well, humanity, it's been a nice run
https://www.cnn.com/2021/11/29/ameri...scn/index.html Quote:
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12-02-2021, 03:38 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2002
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Kodos, are you a time traveler?
I mean, it's not Bill Gates, but Mark Cuban. Still: Mark Cuban just bought an entire city in Texas And then there's this nugget: Quote:
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12-03-2021, 12:35 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
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Gloucestershire: Man ‘goes to hospital with WW2 shell stuck in bottom’ as bomb squad called
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12-03-2021, 01:22 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2013
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"It was a million to one shot doc. One in a million"
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12-05-2021, 11:35 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Land O Lakes FL
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"The blind soldier fought for me in this war. The least I can do now is fight for him. I have eyes. He hasn’t. I have a voice on the radio, he hasn’t. I was born a white man. And until a colored man is a full citizen, like me, I haven’t the leisure to enjoy the freedom that colored man risked his life to maintain for me. I don’t own what I have until he owns an equal share of it. Until somebody beats me and blinds me, I am in his debt."- Orson Welles August 11, 1946 |
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12-16-2021, 11:40 AM
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
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12-16-2021, 12:03 PM
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12-16-2021, 01:56 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Back in Houston!
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That is beautiful
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12-22-2021, 12:18 PM
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
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More awesome than strange. Talk about being in the right places at the right times!
Sixth-Grader Saves Choking Classmate And Elderly Woman From House Fire In Same Day - Essence
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12-22-2021, 12:30 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Maryland
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Yeah, but what about the kid who fell out of the tree?
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01-04-2022, 11:09 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: PDX
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01-10-2022, 04:08 PM
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Dolphin females have working clitoris, anatomical evidence suggests
I wonder who decided to do this study? Giggity
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01-10-2022, 04:35 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Covington, Ga.
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A man definitely did not find it.
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01-11-2022, 12:47 PM
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One fish, Two fish, Red fish, Blue fish,
Black fish, Blue fish, Old fish, New fish. This one has a little car... Goldfish taught to drive on land for Israeli animal behavior study : NPR Mostly unrelated: if you're parent and have never seen this series on YouTube: ONE FISH, TWO FISH, RED FISH, BLUE FISH | Dr. Seuss Raps over Dr. Dre Beats - YouTube SI
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Join Date: Oct 2003
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American Fugitive Who Faked Own Death Caught in Scotland | PEOPLE.com
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My alma mater getting it done:
College student arrested after getting pregnant by a cadaver. Quote:
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01-25-2022, 12:29 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2000
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This thread can be closed. I think we have a weiner.
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01-25-2022, 01:10 PM
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Location: Chicago, IL
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That's enough internet for me today.
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01-25-2022, 03:57 PM
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This makes me wonder if there are other women like this (scared to google to find out). But yeah, this one wins it. |
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01-25-2022, 04:05 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Seven miles up
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Too good to be true:
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01-25-2022, 04:19 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2013
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Are you going to tell me that this one is fake too?
Dead Body Propped up, Brought to Post Office to Collect Man's Pension
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01-25-2022, 04:45 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
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Alright the thread is saved!
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01-25-2022, 05:10 PM
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
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Listen, the last time I sat on an exposed live wire, I thought I saw God. So, I took this one at face value.
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The Star's version of this story contains some crucial quotes and photos: Man brings uncle's body to post office for pension but says he 'didn't know he was dead' - Daily Star “We were grand like then all of a sudden he started going all slumpy. “We thought nothing of it because Peadar had had heart attacks and all.”
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01-28-2022, 04:13 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Newbury, England
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'A song is a beautiful lie', Idlewild, Self Healer. When you're smiling, the whole world smiles with you. Sports! |
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02-02-2022, 08:02 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Back in Houston!
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N.J. groundhog Milltown Mel dies days before Groundhog Day - New York Daily News
Yup, this feels about right for this year, you know, 2020 3.0 SI
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Ouch!
7 Men Arrested After Castrations Streamed Online Quote:
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02-13-2022, 10:53 PM
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https://www.cnn.com/2022/02/13/us/am...ity/index.html
This isn't quite strange - it's kindof common and sounds a bit dangerous, in this case. But I chuckled at the idea of "Don't act up or we'll divert you to Kansas City!" SI
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02-14-2022, 04:37 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2003
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Priest Resigns After Two Decades of Performing 'Invalid' Baptisms
Obviously this is something that is serious for those that believed. I just find it strange that the pastor never to a glance at the proper wording once over a 20 year span and that no other pastor noticed that he was using the incorrect wording over that time.
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02-22-2022, 03:38 PM
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02-22-2022, 03:42 PM
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
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I mean, what else? Was the wedding dress of one of the middle schooler's great-grandmother in the hamper?
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02-22-2022, 05:36 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Chicagoland
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Getting intoxicated, yelling at people who annoy you, and then regretting it later is, I think, what 90% of the adult population have been doing for the past two years.
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02-25-2022, 01:23 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Seven miles up
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Scientists working to unravel mystery of 300-year-old mummified ‘mermaid’ with ‘human face’ and tail
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Land O Lakes FL
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"The blind soldier fought for me in this war. The least I can do now is fight for him. I have eyes. He hasn’t. I have a voice on the radio, he hasn’t. I was born a white man. And until a colored man is a full citizen, like me, I haven’t the leisure to enjoy the freedom that colored man risked his life to maintain for me. I don’t own what I have until he owns an equal share of it. Until somebody beats me and blinds me, I am in his debt."- Orson Welles August 11, 1946 |
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Japan’s ‘killing stone’ splits in two, releasing superstitions amid the sulphur springs | Japan | The Guardian
Stone which holds trapped demon from a thousand years ago broke in two this weekend. My favorite response to this story is still from Reddit and something to the effect of Demon: "PREPARE TO FEEL MY WRATH, MORTALS!" /looks around at 2022 Demon: "Oh, I guess someone's already on this" /shrugs, and goes back to sleep/ SI
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03-07-2022, 09:01 PM
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03-11-2022, 04:20 PM
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Location: Newbury, England
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Nicholas Rossi: The man accused of being a fugitive
Is it just me, or are the are the ears of the guy accused of being Rossi completely different to the younger Rossi?
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03-21-2022, 12:33 PM
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03-21-2022, 05:55 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Herndon, VA
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Mystery as man's body found in pub freezer - TEN years after he vanished
Would have been a good Gordon Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares episode. Last edited by Critch : 03-21-2022 at 05:57 PM. |
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04-15-2022, 11:18 AM
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05-05-2022, 08:11 AM
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The article includes a helpful picture of one of the dolphins' erect penises so that you get the full picture.
No word on whether Madison Cawthorn made a guest appearance.
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05-05-2022, 02:27 PM
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Location: Newburgh, NY
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To love someone is to strive to accept that person exactly the way he or she is, right here and now.. - Mr. Rogers |
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
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Need to have this factored into my auto insurance rates ASAP, thanks!
Android Users Better Drivers Than iOS Owners? Study Claims Non-iPhone Users Dominate in All Safe-Driving Categories | Tech Times
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15.03 BST: Brazilian defender Marcelo was dropped from the Lyon first team due to continuous farting and laughing in the dressing room, sources have told ESPN. As ESPN reported in August, the 34-year-old was expelled from the senior squad following Lyon's 3-0 defeat at the hands of Angers. Marcelo was caught laughing during captain Leo Dubois' speech to rally the troops following the game, which didn't go down well with manager Peter Bosz and sporting director Juninho. However, according to sources, Marcelo was also disciplined by the club for repeatedly farting among his teammates in the dressing room and laughing in the presence of Juninho and Bosz. |
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