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Old 11-20-2005, 12:25 AM   #51
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Old 11-20-2005, 01:37 AM   #52
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I am extraordinarily drunk, but the story of the girl from Harvard is best saved for another time.
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Old 11-20-2005, 09:42 AM   #53
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take the money you are spending on alcohol and internet access and get a life

I don't spend money on internet access. I steal it.

And come on, if you knew anything about liquor you'd know I'm buying about the cheapest liquor possible.

And who the hell are you to judge me? I happen to not mind living in my fucking car and if you have a problem with that, you can frig off.
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Old 12-18-2005, 02:31 AM   #54
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Old 12-18-2005, 03:15 AM   #55
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Just get a hooker dude. This is way more sad, drunk or not.



edited to add a half-hearted
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Old 12-18-2005, 04:00 AM   #56
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Just get a hooker dude. This is way more sad, drunk or not.

Sad, eh? Perhaps I should have included the next frame:


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Old 12-18-2005, 04:05 AM   #57
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Sad, eh? Perhaps I should have included the next frame:



Ok, now I envy you.
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Old 12-18-2005, 04:51 AM   #58
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Oddly, this is the next frame from the camera.

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Old 12-18-2005, 05:15 AM   #59
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Oddly, this is the next frame from the camera.


I wish I could quit you.
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Old 12-18-2005, 08:03 PM   #60
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Dude what the hell are you drinking? Milwaukee's Best? God get a job so you can afford some real beer.
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Old 12-18-2005, 08:14 PM   #61
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Dude what the hell are you drinking? Milwaukee's Best? God get a job so you can afford some real beer.

Screw that, Beast might be too classy to drink. Drink Blatz.
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Old 12-31-2005, 11:09 PM   #62
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Bumping this for the New Year's drunks.
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Old 12-31-2005, 11:11 PM   #63
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w00t that's me!

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Old 12-31-2005, 11:14 PM   #64
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ill be there shortly!
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This is like watching a car wreck. But one where, every so often, someone walks over and punches the driver in the face as he struggles to free himself from the wreckage.
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Old 12-31-2005, 11:22 PM   #65
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Old 12-31-2005, 11:39 PM   #66
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You know what's a great combo? Drinking, Poker, and RC Pro-Am on an NES emulator... who knew?!
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This is like watching a car wreck. But one where, every so often, someone walks over and punches the driver in the face as he struggles to free himself from the wreckage.
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Old 01-01-2006, 12:13 AM   #67
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Watch out for those oil slicks.
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Old 01-01-2006, 12:14 AM   #68
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Not drunk... but a little woozy
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Old 01-01-2006, 12:20 AM   #69
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I've had a bottle of Captain and not even feeling a buzz.
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Old 01-01-2006, 12:33 AM   #70
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Then explain why Bob is wearing your pants.
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Old 01-01-2006, 12:35 AM   #71
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Watch out for those oil slicks.

RC Pro-Am driving lessons:

  • Bombs are an effective tail-gating deterrent.
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Old 01-01-2006, 12:37 AM   #72
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what simulator are you using to play? I just finished 3 races but im real rusty.
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Old 01-01-2006, 12:51 AM   #73
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what simulator are you using to play? I just finished 3 races but im real rusty.

NNNesterJ 0.23 apparently.
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Old 01-01-2006, 01:07 AM   #74
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Scusi if this has been posted before, but here is a quiz to tell you what kind of drunk you are. According to this, I'm a Chunder Monkey, fear my technicolor yawn.

hxxp://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/drunk/ (NSFW language)
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Old 01-01-2006, 01:16 AM   #75
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That was pretty awesome man.
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Old 01-01-2006, 01:20 AM   #76
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Scusi if this has been posted before, but here is a quiz to tell you what kind of drunk you are. According to this, I'm a Chunder Monkey, fear my technicolor yawn.

hxxp://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/drunk/ (NSFW language)

lol, I'm an angry drunk!! Fear my wrath... hic.. ugh... I'm off to bed.
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Old 01-01-2006, 04:07 AM   #77
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im durbnkk. its cool. 2k5 was so last year. its alabout the 2k6. good lcuk to evetryone this year.
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Old 01-01-2006, 10:02 AM   #78
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im durbnkk. its cool. 2k5 was so last year. its alabout the 2k6. good lcuk to evetryone this year.

worst fake drunk post ever.
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Old 01-01-2006, 05:07 PM   #79
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Didn't even catch a buzz last night...
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Old 01-15-2006, 09:39 AM   #80
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hangovers suck
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Old 01-15-2006, 09:50 AM   #81
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Agreed. Ugh.
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Old 01-16-2006, 10:03 AM   #82
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will i ever #$&*ing learn?
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Old 01-17-2006, 01:11 AM   #83
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Old 01-17-2006, 01:21 AM   #84
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will i ever #$&*ing learn?

Let me consult the magic 8-ball.......

Sorry, all signs point to no. Well good luck to you anyway, sir.
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Old 01-17-2006, 01:33 AM   #85
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Scusi if this has been posted before, but here is a quiz to tell you what kind of drunk you are. According to this, I'm a Chunder Monkey, fear my technicolor yawn.

hxxp://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/drunk/ (NSFW language)

"Quit it, you're an Alcoholic!"
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Old 01-18-2006, 04:33 AM   #86
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Old 01-18-2006, 08:37 AM   #87
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Old 01-18-2006, 08:39 AM   #88
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noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

TUBGIRL RETURNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 01-18-2006, 08:44 AM   #89
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Did the smiley I used change to tubgirl? If so, I deleted it and apologize for any trauma it may have caused you, gottimd.

Stupid mofo's changing the goddamn smiley...
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Old 01-18-2006, 08:46 AM   #90
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Wow, that was horrible, especially opening at work, I had to scroll away really fast.
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Old 01-18-2006, 08:46 AM   #91
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Old 01-18-2006, 08:47 AM   #92
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My fault jeebs, I shouldn't have said anything, now I feel horrible.
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Old 01-18-2006, 08:49 AM   #93
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My fault jeebs, I shouldn't have said anything, now I feel horrible.
It wasn't you. Someone else IM'ed me.
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Old 01-18-2006, 08:51 AM   #94
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It wasn't you. Someone else IM'ed me.

Oh, I didn't do that. I meant by me bumping the thread with my post, it got Jeebs in the sin bin.
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Old 01-18-2006, 08:56 AM   #95
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That was a pretty quick edit too. Wow. The law came down fast there.
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Old 01-18-2006, 09:07 AM   #96
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I think jeeber actually linked to a pic that *wasn't* tubgirl, but the hosting server in question replaces all externally linked images with a tubgirl image as a way to keep people from siphoning their bandwidth. Same thing happened to me a few years ago...

You should reconsider here, Ben. I think it was an accident.
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Old 01-18-2006, 09:20 AM   #97
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Judging by the turnaround time for that edit it sure looks unintentional.
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Old 01-18-2006, 09:27 AM   #98
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I third the unintentionality of Jeeb's post - seems innocent enough.
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Old 01-18-2006, 09:28 AM   #99
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Yes, it looked unintentional. Yes, he edited quickly. Yes, he's been a valuable contributor. Normally, posting something like that would have been a month. The three facts I just mentioned knocked off one week each. At least two people saw it at work; that's two too many. My hope is that the suspension will remind not just JeeberD, but others, that bandwidth-siphoning from some sites could cause major problems for others.
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Old 01-18-2006, 09:38 AM   #100
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At least two people saw it at work; that's two too many.

In Jeebs defense, if you are reading a thread about "Drunk Guy" at work, you should be expecting some NSFW words and pictures. I was viewing at work knowing that, so I had my finger on the "x" out button. It wasn't that big of a deal. I think it was a honest linking mistake to a perfectly SFW smiling icon before the server switched it to that.
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