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Old 11-04-2004, 11:22 PM   #1
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Old 11-04-2004, 11:26 PM   #2
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Old 11-04-2004, 11:27 PM   #3
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Straight outta Atlanta, crazy mf named Skydog....
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Old 11-04-2004, 11:28 PM   #4
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Old 11-04-2004, 11:29 PM   #5
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Old 11-04-2004, 11:31 PM   #6
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Old 11-04-2004, 11:41 PM   #7
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Straight outta Atlanta, crazy mf named Skydog....
Runnin' a message board, not some sucker blog.
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Old 11-05-2004, 12:06 AM   #8
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Old 11-05-2004, 12:09 AM   #9
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Old 11-05-2004, 12:10 AM   #10
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But e'rbody in the club gettin' tipsy.
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Old 11-05-2004, 12:21 AM   #11
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Old 11-05-2004, 12:23 AM   #12
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I wish the guy who's stolen SkyDog's password would do something interesting with it...
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Old 11-05-2004, 12:39 AM   #13
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But e'rbody in the club gettin' tipsy.
Please don't mix NWA and J-Kwon in the same thread.
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Old 11-05-2004, 12:40 AM   #14
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Old 11-05-2004, 01:32 AM   #15
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I wish the guy who's stolen SkyDog's password would do something interesting with it...

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Old 11-05-2004, 07:38 AM   #16
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Old 11-05-2004, 10:32 AM   #17
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Now the party didnt start till I walked in
And I probably wont leave until the thing ends
But in the mean time, the in between time
If you work your thing, then I'll work mine
We came here together so we could have fun
Me and you baby, goin one on one
Now this is the last chance for us to get off
So either get loose, or you aught to get lost
Cause I'm just about ready to do my thing
Cause I'm the stone cold, New York, Rap Machine
I'm 'a give you what I got, and baby thats plenty
You'll never have one that rocks so many
I'm 'a make you wet and make you sweat
Just to see how funky you can get
Now when I'm on the mic, I do serve well
And I go by the name of the Rapper Jalil

Name 'em
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Old 11-05-2004, 10:40 AM   #18
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Old 11-05-2004, 10:40 AM   #19
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Now the party didnt start till I walked in
And I probably wont leave until the thing ends
But in the mean time, the in between time
If you work your thing, then I'll work mine
We came here together so we could have fun
Me and you baby, goin one on one
Now this is the last chance for us to get off
So either get loose, or you aught to get lost
Cause I'm just about ready to do my thing
Cause I'm the stone cold, New York, Rap Machine
I'm 'a give you what I got, and baby thats plenty
You'll never have one that rocks so many
I'm 'a make you wet and make you sweat
Just to see how funky you can get
Now when I'm on the mic, I do serve well
And I go by the name of the Rapper Jalil

Name 'em
Five Minutes Of Funk. Whodini. Larry "Ecstasy" Smith and Jalil Hutchins.

Puh-leez. Gimme something tough.
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Old 11-05-2004, 10:43 AM   #20
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When I was in high school, Whodini invited the kids on the front row to jump on stage during "Five Minutes Of Funk." I slapped five with Jalil and Ex on stage. My brother and a couple of other friends were sitting in the balcony, worried that I might have been hurt in the fight/semi-riot that had happened earlier in the night at the concert, and then they saw me gettin' my groove on with J and X. Pretty funny moment.
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Old 11-05-2004, 10:43 AM   #21
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I knew you would know that... I should have told you not to answer.

That song should be a prerequisite course for Rap 101.
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Old 11-05-2004, 10:44 AM   #22
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That song should be a prerequisite course for Rap 101.
Agreed. I had a friend who would not walk into a high school dance or party until that song was playing. He'd come in, slap five with everyone and he moved through the crowd, lip-synching the entire first verse.
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Old 11-05-2004, 11:42 AM   #23
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Agreed. I had a friend who would not walk into a high school dance or party until that song was playing. He'd come in, slap five with everyone and he moved through the crowd, lip-synching the entire first verse.

This must be the pre-cursor to the "posse" days.
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Old 11-05-2004, 11:46 AM   #24
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Maybe "nm" means something other than what we think it does. Maybe this is SkyDog's version of an enigma puzzle.

Ummmm..."not Mississippi" might work.
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Old 11-05-2004, 11:54 AM   #25
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Old 11-05-2004, 12:30 PM   #27
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This must be the elusive never-before-seen coverage of part 2 of Kodos' paint chip eating dynasty as performed by SkyDog.
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Old 11-05-2004, 12:32 PM   #28
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Old 11-05-2004, 03:04 PM   #29
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Explanation:

"You are now about to witness the strength of street knowledge." is how NWA's (three most famous members: Ice Cube, Eazy E and Doctor Dre) first hit, Straight Outta Compton, begins. These words are spoken before the beat or the lyrics start, so they're quite memorable in the song.

nm=no more or no message

For whatever reason, that line popped into my head last night, and I thought it would be a good random thread title.
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Old 11-05-2004, 03:09 PM   #30
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Old 11-05-2004, 03:10 PM   #31
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I liked DD's second explanation better...
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Old 11-07-2004, 03:57 PM   #33
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Anybody remember the parody movie, CB4 (Chris Rock), with "Straight Outta Locash?"
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Old 11-07-2004, 05:13 PM   #34
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"You are now about to witness the strength of street knowledge." is how NWA's (three most famous members: Ice Cube, Eazy E and Doctor Dre) first hit, Straight Outta Compton, begins.

Didn't "Dopeman" come out before "Straight Outta Compton"?
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Didn't "Dopeman" come out before "Straight Outta Compton"?

Dola,

I'm talking about the version from 'NWA and the Posse', not the horrible remix on 'Straight Outta Compton'. 'NWA and the Posse' also had the classic 'Boyz n' the Hood'.
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Old 07-26-2007, 08:03 PM   #36
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Straight Outta Compton.
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Old 07-26-2007, 08:08 PM   #37
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Straight Outta Compton.

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Locash?
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Anybody remember the parody movie, CB4 (Chris Rock), with "Straight Outta Locash?"

Do you remember the parody movie Fear of a Black Hat?
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Bullshit...it's all about Lynwood.

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Old 07-26-2007, 09:55 PM   #42
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Anybody remember the parody movie, CB4 (Chris Rock), with "Straight Outta Locash?"

Straight outta locash! a crazy mofo named gusto

and who can ever forget the solo career of dead mike...

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and who can ever forget the solo career of dead mike...

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Old 07-26-2007, 10:48 PM   #44
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I think 'Straight Outta Compton' is SkyDog's version of 'Welcome to Hollywood'.

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What the hell happened to Ice-Cube? I believe if I had told him in 1991 that in 15 years he'd be doing stupid, campy kids movies he'd have shot me.
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Bullshit...it's all about Lynwood.



They see me mowin'... my front lawn
I know they're all thinkin' I'm so white & nerdy
Think I'm just too white & nerdy
Think I'm just too white & nerdy
Can't ya see I'm white & nerdy?
Look at me, I'm white & nerdy
I wanna roll with... the gangstas
But so far they all think I'm too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white & nerdy
Think I'm just too white & nerdy
I'm just too white & nerdy
Really, really white & nerdy

First in my class there at MIT
Got skills, I'm a champion at D&D
MC Escher, that's my favorite MC
Keep your 40, I'll just have an Earl Grey tea
My rims never spin - to the contrary
You'll find that they're quite stationary
All of my action figures are cherry
Stephen Hawking's in my library
My MySpace page is all totally pimped out
Got people beggin' for my Top 8 spaces
Yo, I know pi to a thousand places
Ain't got no grills, but I still wear braces
I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise
I'm a whiz at Minesweeper, I could play for days
Once you see my sweet moves, you're gonna stay amazed
My fingers movin' so fast, I'll set the place ablaze
There's no killer app I haven't run
At Pascal, well, I'm number one
Do vector calculus just for fun
I ain't got a gat but I got a sautering gun
"Happy Days" is my favorite theme song
I could sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong
I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on
I'm fluent in JavaScript as well as Klingon
Here's the part I sing on...

They see me roll on... my Segway
I know in my heart they think I'm white & nerdy
Think I'm just too white & nerdy
Think I'm just too white & nerdy
Can't ya see I'm white & nerdy?
Look at me, I'm white & nerdy
I'd like to roll with... the gangstas
Although it's apparent I'm too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white & nerdy
Think I'm just too white & nerdy
I'm just too white & nerdy
How'd I get so white & nerdy?

I've been browsin', inspectin'
X-Men comics, you know I collect 'em
The pens in my pocket, I must protect 'em
My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored
Shoppin' online for deals on some writable media
I edit Wikipedia
I memorized "Holy Grail" really well
I can recite it right now and have you ROTFLOL
I got a business doin' web sites
When my friends need some code, who do they call?
I do HTML for 'em all
Even made a home page for my dog
Yo, I got myself a fanny pack
They were havin' a sale down at The Gap
Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap
Pop pop, hope no one sees me... gettin' freaky
I'm nerdy in the extreme and whiter than sour cream
I was in A/V Club and Glee Club and even the chess team
Only question I ever thought was hard
Was, do I like Kirk or do I like Picard?
Spend every weekend at the Renaissance Faire
Got my name on my underwear

They see me strollin'... they laughin'
And rollin' their eyes 'cause I'm so white & nerdy
Just because I'm white & nerdy
Just because I'm white & nerdy
All because I'm white & nerdy
Holy cow, I'm white & nerdy
I wanna bowl with... the gangstas
But oh well, it's obvious I'm white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white & nerdy
Think I'm just too white & nerdy
I'm just too white & nerdy
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VERY NSFW, language is what you'd expect.

19-of-20, biatches.
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Anyone catch this flick this weekend? Any good?
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