Thunderdome - Two Men Enter! One Man Leaves!

[JeeberD]

Originally Posted by JAG

JAGus will also accept the challenge of any fighter who dares to challenge him.

Originally Posted by JeeberD

Hopefully JAGus will survive his next fight, for Little Jeebie would love to slay him after Little Jeebie defeats Love...

Rar

[Blade6119]

Anyone want to win...please, come kill me....the Blade Bad Luck continues, so come one come all....

[fantastic flying froggies]

Originally Posted by KWhit

Bonzo the Monkey of Death will accept the open challenge of the poof Louis LeBeau (assuming we're not bought by the same house, of course).

Since we are not in ze same hous, let us fight to ze deathe!

[Raven Hawk]

Thunderdome will be delayed a this week. Tuesday matches will be held on Wednesday.

Sorry for the delay, busy week for me.

[KWhit]

Originally Posted by fantastic flying froggies

Since we are not in ze same hous, let us fight to ze deathe!

Bonzo the Monkey of Death can't wait to spit on your corpse.

[sterlingice]

Parvus Caesar is looking to improve on his normal fighting style.

RH, what else do we do with our money and how does training work?

And, in a bout of stupidity, would like to challenge Erik Flamebeard!

SI

[fantastic flying froggies]

Originally Posted by sterlingice

Parvus Caesar is looking to improve on his normal fighting style.

RH, what else do we do with our money and how does training work?

Err, I don't think you have any money. You're a slave, remember!

Your owner gets all the money, and he is nice enough to offer you some training if you win matches for him...

[fantastic flying froggies]

Originally Posted by KWhit

Bonzo the Monkey of Death can't wait to spit on your corpse.

AH! Once you are dead, I will use your spit to shine my shoes...

[Coffee Warlord]

Originally Posted by sterlingice

And, in a bout of stupidity, would like to challenge Erik Flamebeard

Oh ho!

Erik says he will happily smash you when he is better. Erik still has a big chunk of his back missing, and needs more of his back before he slaughters you.

Erik says he will fight you next week, if you are still alive.

[Qwikshot]

Is it true I am injured and cannot challenge till Thursday?

[Raven Hawk]

Originally Posted by sterlingice

Parvus Caesar is looking to improve on his normal fighting style.

RH, what else do we do with our money and how does training work?

And, in a bout of stupidity, would like to challenge Erik Flamebeard!

SI

FFF is correct. You are a slave! You get no money! At least not until you get your tenth win. Rules of Thunderdome obligate your owner to put money into a "trust" for you after each victory. This trust is equal to 10% of the fighter's winnings. If you should reach your tenth victory, your trust is paid out to you and acts as the capital you would need to start your own house.


Also I need to apologize again. Thunderdome will actually be delayed until next week. This week has been crazy for me and I haven't had the time that I want to put into this. I'll try to update page 1 with the new schedule later today. The base effect is that all matches will have been delayed for one week.

[JAG]

Originally Posted by Qwikshot

Is it true I am injured and cannot challenge till Thursday?

If you can fight, JAGus will challenge you and, by killing you and dragging your lifeless corpse around Thunderdome, will single-handedly cut The House of Four Fingers' fighting stable in half.

[Qwikshot]

Originally Posted by JAG

If you can fight, JAGus will challenge you and, by killing you and dragging your lifeless corpse around Thunderdome, will single-handedly cut The House of Four Fingers' fighting stable in half.

Think Hoopsguy's character and Split Personality's character all have dibs first...

[Raven Hawk]

Originally Posted by Qwikshot

Is it true I am injured and cannot challenge till Thursday?

Qwikshot,

You wouldn't be able to fight in the Tuesday matches, but you will be able to fight in the Thursday matches, wound free. Since Tuesday is already booked, feel free to accept/challenge for Thursday.

[Qwikshot]

Originally Posted by JAG

If you can fight, JAGus will challenge you and, by killing you and dragging your lifeless corpse around Thunderdome, will single-handedly cut The House of Four Fingers' fighting stable in half.

I'll accept your challenge (I guess too late for Thurs), but for Tues, if Hoops or Split doesn't chime in...

[sterlingice]

I still have no one to fight but am unsure as to who is still free.

SI

[JeeberD]

Look at the very first post, SI. It lists who is scheduled and who isn't...

[Breeze]

sorry, I've been out of town. I'd like to train defensive if I still can. And I'm open for challenges.

[fantastic flying froggies]

Originally Posted by JeeberD

Look at the very first post, SI. It lists who is scheduled and who isn't...

Except I don't think Raven Hawk has had the time to update it yet...

[Raven Hawk]

Okay, I'm starting to work on the updates. Here is the official auction results from 12/24. I'll be updating the first post later today, then I'll do the weapon draw for today. Late tonight, I'll post results from today's matches. It's time to start this thing back up! (although a little later than I thought).

Reserve	SlaveName	Weapons	Wounds	Styles	House Name	WinningBid
$12,000.00	King III	Warhammer	23	None	Malice Unchained	$14,000.00
$10,000.00	Bonzo the Death Monkey	Chains	19	None	Bloodhaus	$12,000.00
$10,000.00	Louis LeBeau	Longsword	22	None	House Corax	$10,000.00
$10,000.00	No chance of surviving	Rapier	19	None	Malice Unchained	$11,000.00
$10,000.00	Tony Harding	Lead Pipe	21	None	Bloodhaus	$10,000.00
$9,000.00	Mr. T	Chains	19	None	The House of Four Fingers	$10,000.00

[Raven Hawk]

Page 1 updated. Weapons selection to follow shortly.

[Raven Hawk]

Professor Plum (Rank 1, Pain Unlimited) vs. Big Billy Badass (Rank 1, Malice Unchained)
Weapons: Spear, Spiked Club, Chainsaw, Spear
Analysis - Neither of these Rank 1 fighters were able to get a lucky draw. As is usual for Rank 1 fighters in this situation, the match will be based heavily on how well these two have trained for their match. Oddsmakers have it opening at 1:1.

Hornsmaniac (Rank 1, House Corax) vs. Pilot the Savage (Rank 1, Malice Unchained)
Weapons: Chainsaw, Longsword, Knife, Lead Pipe
Analysis - Hornsmaniac should be feeling very cocky and funny as he was able to draw his lead pipe. Pilot knows that the match will hinge on getting to the lead pipe first. Pilot's axe is missing from the mix. Oddsmakers say 4:3 in favor of Hornsmaniac.

Dorrain (Rank 1, Bloodhaus) vs. Schizophrenic (Rank 1, House Corax)
Weapons: Axe, Axe, Crowbar, Claymore
Analysis - Dorrain did not pull his longsword and Schizo didn't get his spiked club. Being as these are both Rank 1 fighters, that is all that really matters. This should be a nice bloody match. Oddsmakers say 1:1.

The Real Deal (Rank 1, Malice Unchained) vs. Mucius "The Lefty" Scaevola (Rank 2, Bloodhaus)
Weapons: Lead Pipe, Warhammer, Chainsaw, Crowbar
Analysis - The Real Deal lucks out in the match as his lead pipe will be present in the ring. However, he's going up against a higher ranked fighter, so he'll need what help he can get. The race will be on to control the lead pipe. Whoever succeeds will probably win the match. Oddsmakers have it set at an even 1:1 to start, but look for these odds to change when the fighters reach the paddocks.

Love Hurts (Rank 2, Bloodhaus) vs. Little Jeebie Dee (Rank 3, Malice Unchained)
Weapons: Lead Pipe, Crowbar, Spiked Club, Rapier
Analysis - Little Jeebie Dee is a monster and even though neither of these two got their weapons draw, Little Jeebie will be favored. Jeebie has some good initiative and will try to use it to out maneuver his opponent in the ring. Love Hurts will hope that his armor will counter some of Jeebie's tricks. Oddsmakers have this going off at 2:1 in favor of Jeebie, but it is prime for upset.

[JeeberD]

Love isn't going to be hurting any more once Jeebie gets through with him...

[sterlingice]

I need a fight

SI

[Breeze]

Originally Posted by sterlingice

I need a fight

SI

SI, what house are you with. I'll fight you if we're not in the same group.

[kingfc22]

King III is looking for a victim.

[Desnudo]

Originally Posted by JeeberD

Love isn't going to be hurting any more once Jeebie gets through with him...

You are right, instead I will be sleeping on top of a large pile of money with many beautiful women.

[Travis]

Originally Posted by kingfc22

King III is looking for a victim.

I'll challenge you fool. You won't be ruling nothing when I'm done with you sucker.

I'm gonna finish you off A-Team style.

[sterlingice]

Originally Posted by Breeze

SI, what house are you with. I'll fight you if we're not in the same group.

I am in the tender and gentle auspices of Pain Unlimited.

SI

[Raven Hawk]

Professor Plum (Rank 1, Pain Unlimited) vs. Big Billy Badass (Rank 1, Malice Unchained)

Weapons: Spear, Spiked Club, Chainsaw, Spear

As the two fighters enter the paddocks, it is obvious to all onlookers that Professor Plum has trained harder for the fight. Big Billy looks to be in decent form, but he will be in for a long (or perhaps short) day against the Professor. The oddsmakers adjust the odds to 4:3 in favor of the Professor. Both men exit the paddocks and are let out into the arena. The host takes the microphone and says the magic words . . . "BEGIN!" The Professor heads for a spear and Billy goes for the chainsaw . . .

[Raven Hawk]

Both men reach their weapons at the same time. Billy gives the chainsaw a tug as the Professor closes the gap, spear in hand. The chainsaw teeth start rotating and Billy moves in for the attack. He swings the chainsaw wide, avoiding the thrust of the spear and lands a hit on the Professors shoulder. The Professor cries out in agony!

[Raven Hawk]

The Professor recoils, but he won't give up. The Professor attempts a low thrust and Big Billy swings low to block. Bad news for the Professor: The chainsaw cuts the head off of the spear. The Plum has only a stick to defend himself against the nasty biting chainsaw!

[Raven Hawk]

However, the Professor has learned his lesson and blocks Big Billy's Badass swing at the engine housing instead of at the blade. Unskilled in the chainsaw, Big Billy allows the chainsaw to idle for too long and the chainsaw dies. The Professor swings high with his newly created bo-stick aggressively . . .

[Raven Hawk]

But he can't connect. Billy is too quick and is able to duck the blow. Billy takes a moment to back off and give the cord another tug. The engine sounds like it wants to catch, but it doesn't! The Professor moves in, swinging low . . . but changes his swing when he realizes that Billy is paying too much attention to the chainsaw cord. The bo-stick heads straight for Billy's unattentive melon . . .

[Raven Hawk]

SQUISH! Brains and skull fragments explode into the air as the bo-stick lands squarely atop Big Billy's crown. Big Billy falls to the ground, although dead, his arm carries out one last command, pulling on the chainsaw cord, with no pressure on the trigger, the chainsaw gives a burst of life before dieing slowly along with its weilder.

TWO MEN ENTER! ONE MAN LEAVES! TWO MEN ENTER! ONE MAN LEAVES!

Professor Plum did in the Arena with the spear shaft. He is promoted to Rank 2 and can select a new training style from (aggressive, normal, defensive, misdirection). Torbjorg collects the $12,000 purse and puts another victory under his belt. Professor Plum will need two weeks to recover from his shoulder wound.

[Raven Hawk]

Hornsmaniac (Rank 1, House Corax) vs. Pilot the Savage (Rank 1, Malice Unchained)

Weapons: Chainsaw, Longsword, Knife, Lead Pipe

Hornsmaniac is still feeling pretty cocky and funny, that's because he spent good time training this week. Pilot is feeling cocky, but not quite so funny. He looks to be in good shape, but Hornsmaniac looks like he is at the top of his game. The oddsmakers shift the odds to reflect the form - 2:1 in favor of Hornsmaniac today. The two men are led to their corners and the host makes the call . . . "BEGIN!" Both men dart for the lead pipe.

[Raven Hawk]

It is Pilot that gets there first! At last, something for Pilot to be excited about. Pilot gets his Savage on as he swings the pipe at the defenseless Hornsmaniac. But Hornsmaniac is too cocky and too shift as he dives out of the way of the blunt implement. Hornsmaniac runs for the nearest weapon, which happens to be the knife. He makes sure to throw a cocky smile at pretty girl in the front row as he makes his way toward the knife.

[hoopsguy]

Quikshot, don't forget to leave your schedule open for Thursday (or the next day with openings) so I can dismantle you after I'm done with Pilot.

[Raven Hawk]

Hornsmaniac picks up the knife and swings it at Pilot all in the same motion, striking Pilot in the stomach and opening a gash in Pilot's belly. Pilot doubles over in pain and can't return the attack. Hornsmaniac blows kisses to the crowd. Pilot uses the opportunity to attack, but Hornsmaniac gets out of the way. And swings his knife back across Pilot's belly . . .

[Raven Hawk]

. . . but he loses his grip on the knife and it goes skidding across the arena floor. Pilot is dumbfounded with his luck and can't actually bring himself to react. Hornsmaniac takes off for the longsword. Pilot chases, but can't get to Hornsmaniac before Hornsmaniac reaches the longsword. Pilot swings as Hornsmaniac raises the sword in defense . . .

[Raven Hawk]

The lead pipe lands a glancing blow on Hornsmaniac's arm. Pilot swings again, feinting high, but swinging low. The attack gets through Hornsmaniac's guard, but doesn't land. Hornsmaniac retaliates with the longsword. But his attack is easily blocked by the lead pipe.

[Raven Hawk]

Hornsmaniac tries to bait Pilot into an overhead attack by leaving it open. Pilot bites, but his swing is much quicker than Hornsmaniac had anticipated and it land on Hornsmaniac's shoulder, although it fails to connect squarely. Hornsmaniac follows with a low strike, but his interupted timing causes him to miss badly.

[Raven Hawk]

Pilot attacks again, but he is easily parried by the cocky (and funny) Hornsmaniac. Hornsmaniac counters aggressively and breaks Pilot's guard. The resulting strike lands squarely across Pilot's chest. A blank stare comes to the Savage one's eye as he drops the ground.

TWO MEN ENTER! ONE MAN LEAVES! TWO MEN ENTER! ONE MAN LEAVES!

Hornsmaniac drives the sword through the back of the fallen Pilot before raising it high in the air. He exits the stadium blowing kisses to the crowd.

Hornsmaniac is promoted to Rank 2 and receives 1 prestige point. Raven Hawk picks up the $12,000 purse and heads straight out to pay off his creditors, stopping momentarily to tell Hornsmaniac that he'll train him in a new weapon. Hornsmaniac's wounds are superficial and he'll be able to fight at his leisure.

[Raven Hawk]

That's all for now. I'm going to try to get to the Next couple of matches later tonight.

[Qwikshot]

Originally Posted by hoopsguy

Quikshot, don't forget to leave your schedule open for Thursday (or the next day with openings) so I can dismantle you after I'm done with Pilot.

I look forward to the challenge of defeating you.

EDIT: You were Horns?...Can't wait to face him in battle.

[JeeberD]

Originally Posted by Raven Hawk

That's all for now. I'm going to try to get to the Next couple of matches later tonight.

Doh!

Love must die!!!

[Desnudo]

Originally Posted by JeeberD

Doh!

Love must die!!!

Love conquers all. Sleep well tonight, the governor has granted you a temporary stay of execution.

[Breeze]

SI - me to.

I need a fight as well.

[PilotMan]

/me {shakes head in disgust}

Slave Name: Pilot the Cripple
Weapon: Crowbar

[Coffee Warlord]

Erik wants the doctors to fix him faster!