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Old 10-08-2005, 07:05 PM   #1
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Where's our weekly I'm Drunk thread???

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Old 10-08-2005, 07:34 PM   #2
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Wasabiak should be posting it a little later
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Old 10-08-2005, 07:43 PM   #3
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give me an hour or so, I'm on my way!
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Old 10-08-2005, 09:40 PM   #4
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No drinky for me tonight. Saving it up for tailgating tomorrow.
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Old 10-08-2005, 09:49 PM   #5
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I can't feel my tongue does that count?

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Old 10-08-2005, 09:53 PM   #6
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I'm on Crystal Meth, Acid, shrooming and snorting coke and shooting heroin all that same time. And the one time I dont drink and Drunk guy gets pinged.

Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
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Old 10-08-2005, 10:31 PM   #7
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gottimd, are you and lungs the same person?
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Old 10-08-2005, 11:11 PM   #8
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give me an hour or so, I'm on my way!

well.... what gives>?!
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Old 10-09-2005, 12:33 AM   #9
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Hey guys don't worry DRUNK GUY IS HERE!!! AHHH Bacardi and CokeDDD
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Old 10-09-2005, 02:57 AM   #10
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All you effers with your Coke additions ain't men. That's all I'm saying.

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Old 10-09-2005, 07:41 AM   #11
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Reason #79 why Alcohol is good:
It helps greatly when you have to take a random piss test
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Old 10-09-2005, 09:57 AM   #12
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Bud Light presents Real American Heroes (Real American Heroes)
Today we salute you, Mr. Drunk FOFC Poster (Mr. Drunk FOFC Poster)
One wrong keystroke and everyone thinks you're drunk...especially when you tell them (when you tell them)
You pretend you're drunk but in reality you just want attention (want attention)
You post a poll about what's better, Pabst Blue Ribbon or Miller Lite
But everyone knows that there's no difference with cheap beer (cheap cheap cheap)
So crack open a cheap beer, Mr. Drunk FOFC Poster
Because without you we wouldn't have anyone to laugh at (we're all laughing at you)
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Old 10-09-2005, 10:07 AM   #13
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*Sung to Real American Heroes (or Real Men of Genius)*

Bud Light presents Real American Heroes (Real American Heroes)
Today we salute you, Mr. Drunk FOFC Poster (Mr. Drunk FOFC Poster)
One wrong keystroke and everyone thinks you're drunk...especially when you tell them (when you tell them)
You pretend you're drunk but in reality you just want attention (want attention)
You post a poll about what's better, Pabst Blue Ribbon or Miller Lite
But everyone knows that there's no difference with cheap beer (cheap cheap cheap)
So crack open a cheap beer, Mr. Drunk FOFC Poster
Because without you we wouldn't have anyone to laugh at (we're all laughing at you)

Need Antmeister to make this.
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Old 10-09-2005, 11:19 AM   #14
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i was drunk by 2pm yesterday, but didnt have a computer to post....do i get any credit?...i was at a beer festival that started at noon, i didnt get home until 8, and by then i was already hung over, so i didnt post.
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Old 10-10-2005, 04:26 PM   #15
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I've had a few beers today but it's not the weekend.
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Old 10-14-2005, 07:33 PM   #16
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prarty!!!!
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Old 10-14-2005, 07:47 PM   #17
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*Sung to Real American Heroes (or Real Men of Genius)*

Bud Light presents Real American Heroes (Real American Heroes)
Today we salute you, Mr. Drunk FOFC Poster (Mr. Drunk FOFC Poster)
One wrong keystroke and everyone thinks you're drunk...especially when you tell them (when you tell them)
You pretend you're drunk but in reality you just want attention (want attention)
You post a poll about what's better, Pabst Blue Ribbon or Miller Lite
But everyone knows that there's no difference with cheap beer (cheap cheap cheap)
So crack open a cheap beer, Mr. Drunk FOFC Poster
Because without you we wouldn't have anyone to laugh at (we're all laughing at you)

I thoroughly enjoyed it! I had the song in my head and everything... nicely done
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Old 10-14-2005, 07:55 PM   #18
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I've had about six beers already watching the UTEP game. Too bad I only have six more and no liquor in the house...
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Old 10-14-2005, 08:03 PM   #19
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I haven't had a drink in a L O N G time. Reading this thread makes me wanna hit the cupboard and take a few swigs of Vodka.
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Old 10-14-2005, 08:04 PM   #20
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I love scotch.
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Old 10-14-2005, 08:07 PM   #21
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I'm not much of a beer fan, gimme the hard stuff anyday! Long Island Iced Teas are my favorite.
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Old 10-14-2005, 08:09 PM   #22
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I haven't had a drink in a L O N G time. Reading this thread makes me wanna hit the cupboard and take a few swigs of Vodka.

Don't do it.

I'm not usually serious, but just don't do it.
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Old 10-14-2005, 08:19 PM   #23
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Don't do it.

I'm not usually serious, but just don't do it.


Yeah, you're right. On an empty stomach, I'd be drunk in no time.
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Old 10-14-2005, 08:23 PM   #24
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I'm not much of a beer fan, gimme the hard stuff anyday! Long Island Iced Teas are my favorite.

Throw a stone and you'll hit some place that makes great margaritas. Why mess with vodka?
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Old 10-14-2005, 08:25 PM   #25
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Sut your mouth, Farrah. Vodka rocks my world...

Of course, tequila is damn good stuff as well.
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Old 10-14-2005, 08:39 PM   #26
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Yay! its football season once again!
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Old 10-15-2005, 12:30 AM   #27
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Sut your mouth, Farrah. Vodka rocks my world...

Of course, tequila is damn good stuff as well.

Vodka: The choice of burned-out movie stars everywhere.*




*See Betty Davis, Joan Crawford, etc....
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Old 10-15-2005, 12:41 AM   #28
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I drank a fair amount of Peppermint Schnapps earlier in the day. Really freshened my mouth.
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Old 10-15-2005, 12:47 AM   #29
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Drunk guy is in da house!!!!!!
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Old 10-15-2005, 12:48 AM   #30
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Sut your mouth, Farrah. Vodka rocks my world...

Of course, tequila is damn good stuff as well.

Have you ever seen a commie drink a glass of water? Vodka, thats what they drink............
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Old 10-15-2005, 06:39 AM   #31
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Have you ever seen a commie drink a glass of water? Vodka, thats what they drink............


It's because the water is so poor in those countries that you might die if you drank the water!
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Old 10-21-2005, 11:29 PM   #32
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are yuo syaing you wantoa finght me??
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Old 10-21-2005, 11:59 PM   #33
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you know you're drunk when you're better at texas hold'em w/o ever looking at your cards than when you see em
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Old 10-22-2005, 12:07 AM   #34
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are yuo syaing you wantoa finght me??

i'll frickin pick a fight with your mother
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Old 10-29-2005, 01:26 AM   #35
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where are all the drunk people at?
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Old 10-29-2005, 01:56 AM   #36
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where are all the drunk people at?

sorry i'm late
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Old 10-29-2005, 03:19 AM   #37
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Old 10-29-2005, 05:38 PM   #38
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This will be the thread for me tonight after the UTEP game and the costume party I'm going to...
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Old 10-30-2005, 01:50 AM   #39
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I OWN tihs thread onight...
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Old 10-30-2005, 01:51 AM   #40
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fucking hickups fucking up my typing...
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Old 10-30-2005, 02:35 AM   #41
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Jeeber, I'm sorry man, but u aint got shit on me tonight... after taking a break last weekend, I'm back in full force this weekend! Bacardi and Red Bull is a good mix
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Old 10-30-2005, 06:07 AM   #42
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Drinking actually makes my typing better.
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Old 11-19-2005, 07:58 PM   #43
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I'm that drunk guy this week. Long day, no football, and Corona Extra makes me happy.
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Old 11-19-2005, 07:59 PM   #44
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Wherefore art thou, sexy Raiders ARmy?
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Old 11-19-2005, 08:00 PM   #45
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Yeah, I don't follow the dola rulez.
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Old 11-19-2005, 08:06 PM   #46
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Why no football?
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Old 11-19-2005, 09:51 PM   #47
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i'm always amazed at how drunk people search for this thread to post in
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Old 11-19-2005, 11:31 PM   #48
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I am drunk. I love getting drunk. Living in a car might be kind of depressing to some but I kind of like it. Heck, I can just drive to the liquor store, go grab a bottle of Mr. Boston's Vodka and get so smashed in the parking lot of the liquor store that if I run out, I don't have to drive to the liquor store and risk getting arrested for drunk driving.

Some people just don't realize the benefits of living in a car. The only thing that sucks is that I'm missing the passenger side door. It's starting to get a little cold up here in Wisconsin so I might have to go steal a door that fits on my 1976 Chrysler New Yorker.
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Old 11-19-2005, 11:48 PM   #49
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I am drunk. I love getting drunk. Living in a car might be kind of depressing to some but I kind of like it. Heck, I can just drive to the liquor store, go grab a bottle of Mr. Boston's Vodka and get so smashed in the parking lot of the liquor store that if I run out, I don't have to drive to the liquor store and risk getting arrested for drunk driving.

Some people just don't realize the benefits of living in a car. The only thing that sucks is that I'm missing the passenger side door. It's starting to get a little cold up here in Wisconsin so I might have to go steal a door that fits on my 1976 Chrysler New Yorker.
take the money you are spending on alcohol and internet access and get a life
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Old 11-19-2005, 11:59 PM   #50
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take the money you are spending on alcohol and internet access and get a life


Maybe that's how he wants to spend his life. It really ain't for you to decide. If you want to be his father, maybe you should send him some money while you're at it.
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