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Old 01-26-2021, 12:23 PM   #20801
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Anyone have a clue what the appropriate gift is for a bar mitzvah when I won't be attending? This is the first one I have been invited to and honestly have no concept.
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Old 01-26-2021, 06:39 PM   #20802
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We have to have already reached and passed that point right? Like the evolution of finding Dad's or Mom's pron stash has to be finding the pron stash now starring Dad and/or Mom.

One of my teenage son's told my wife, "I went looking in your room while you were gone." and the Mrs said, "not my problem, if you find things you weren't expecting that's on you." But yes, we have actual printed photo albums of sexy photo shoot and modeling sessions my wife has done in our room, among other things. They can't possibly be shocked at this point.
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Old 01-26-2021, 06:53 PM   #20803
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One of my teenage son's told my wife, "I went looking in your room while you were gone." and the Mrs said, "not my problem, if you find things you weren't expecting that's on you." But yes, we have actual printed photo albums of sexy photo shoot and modeling sessions my wife has done in our room, among other things. They can't possibly be shocked at this point.

This post is worthless w/o pics.
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Old 01-26-2021, 07:03 PM   #20804
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This post is worthless w/o pics.

I have seen some of them, he married up.
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Old 01-26-2021, 07:20 PM   #20805
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Here's my insta. There's more than enough there to get the idea and some of her professional shots.

https://www.instagram.com/sevenmilesup/

Feel free to follow.
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Old 01-26-2021, 07:57 PM   #20806
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Anyone have a clue what the appropriate gift is for a bar mitzvah when I won't be attending? This is the first one I have been invited to and honestly have no concept.

Elaine got her boss' son a Boggle game for his bar mitzvah on Seinfeld. He hated it.

Hope that helps
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Old 01-26-2021, 08:55 PM   #20807
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I have seen some of them, he married up.

A scenario that would be unlikely to surprise anyone about most of us
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Old Yesterday, 05:10 PM   #20808
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In a prior post, I said Thomas Magnum shouldn't be doing reverse mortgage commercials. I'll add also Joe Namath and his Medicare commercial.

At least with Magnum, I feel that I can trust him. With Joe, he's like a used car salesman and truly cringe worthy.
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Old Yesterday, 05:19 PM   #20809
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Well at least Joe probably does use Medicare. Magnum probably doesn't even understand what a reverse mortgage is.
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Old Yesterday, 05:49 PM   #20810
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Well at least Joe probably does use Medicare. Magnum probably doesn't even understand what a reverse mortgage is.

Probably true. However, unlike Joe, Magnum is still doing TV series so money shouldn't be an issue.

Which brings to question, does he really need the additional money doing the ads for reverse mortgages? or is he part owner? It's just sullying his brand IMO.

(Would love it if he had a regular, small time role on the Magnum reboot. That series needs some help)
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Old Yesterday, 05:59 PM   #20811
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In a prior post, I said Thomas Magnum shouldn't be doing reverse mortgage commercials. I'll add also Joe Namath and his Medicare commercial.

At least with Magnum, I feel that I can trust him. With Joe, he's like a used car salesman and truly cringe worthy.

BUT YA GOTTA APPLY FIRST!
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Old Yesterday, 06:00 PM   #20812
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