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Old 10-02-2005, 12:45 PM   #251
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Paging WSU, you have a PM

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Old 10-02-2005, 01:58 PM   #252
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Garr! This lot o Cap'ns be a greedy bunch. Hordin' to themselves and not wantin' to give de extra gold to the poor.
Give to de poor Cap'ns me says.
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Old 10-02-2005, 02:17 PM   #253
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Sterling Silvers hands over his 30g of his 31g and Harbor City Plans (3, 1) over to his partner in plundering, Iron Foot William. He leaves his crew in the tavern and heads out to the dock. One last time, he gazes upon his poor ship with splintered mast and tattered sail, the vessel barely seaworthy. N'er shedding a tear for his beloved Silver Piece, he takes her out a final time and retires to sea with a single gold piece.

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Old 10-02-2005, 02:27 PM   #254
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“Sterling Silvers II has come to Turducken Island to join The Brotherhood”

He's a bit more of a raider (d6) than his father but in memory of him, his ship be named the "Gold Piece"

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Old 10-02-2005, 02:33 PM   #255
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“Sterling Silvers II has come to Turducken Island to join The Brotherhood”

He's a bit more of a raider (d6) than his father but in memory of him, his ship be named the "Gold Piece"

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Sterling Silvers II (1g)
Cruising d4
Boarding d4
Raiding d6
Dueling d4
Trade d4
HARRRRR! d4
Ship "Gold Piece" d4
Crew d4
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Old 10-02-2005, 02:46 PM   #256
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Join Date: May 2005
Location: Richmond, VA
Lawrence the Lazy (9g)

Turn 4 Actions:
1. Cruise for Guano
2. Trade
3. Cruise for Guano

I be votin' fer a contest

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Old 10-02-2005, 03:41 PM   #257
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Me bones sez tis a fine time for a raid on an unsuspectin' Harbor City...

Lady Elizabeth the Blond and the right satisfied brigands of the Blackened Catfish be:

1. Plottin' a raid on a Coastal Town.
2. Raidin' ye Olde Harbor City (being Master o'er Sterling Silvers II, Iron Foot William, and Antonio D'Griffin) We be usin' a fine (3) plan.
3. We be gettin' a quote on our items fer trade.

Me maties mourn the loss o' the pirate Sterling Silvers, but are right glad to have his son on board.

Yo ho ho, and a bottle o' rum!
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Old 10-02-2005, 04:44 PM   #258
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Cap'n Java Rob be accepting the offer on both the trade goods.

1) Cruisin' for Guano
2) Tradin'
3) YAR! It be time for drunken debauchery!

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Old 10-02-2005, 05:00 PM   #259
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“Tristram One-Eye has come to Turducken Island to join The Brotherhood”

Me ship be called th' Wounded Rat, an' me raidin' skills be unequaled.
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Old 10-02-2005, 05:04 PM   #260
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Ravenbeard McNasty

Accept 12g offer on first cargo hold.
8g more to Java Rob to settle our Coastal village raid.

1. Hungover
2. Buy off Pinkbeard (10g to buyoff, + 2g more for the rum we drank while patchin' up)
3. Repair Ship "Syphlitic Sea Bass" - 1g

Fer Java Rob an' Pinkbeard:
We sail at noon on Tuesday (Action 5, Turn 2) for our Harbor City raid. Make sure ye have yer jilts in order, mateys!

Yarrr! An' fer ol' Louie's gold, I see ye put it fer competition!
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Old 10-02-2005, 05:09 PM   #261
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Th' Captain o' th' Wounded Rat be hereby announcin' his intentions!

Action 1: Cruising fer Ye Olde Guano
Action 2: Cruising fer Ye Olde Guano
Action 3: Plan a raid on Ye Olde Coastal Town

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Old 10-02-2005, 05:46 PM   #262
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Vaclav and the still fericous crew of the Avenger be doing the folllowing:

We be TRADING our goods if we get at least 8g for our goods. Otherwise we wait.
We be trying to plan a raid on a Fishing Village once more.
We be enjoying the thrills of Drunken Debauchary.
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Old 10-02-2005, 05:56 PM   #263
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Originally Posted by Raven Hawk
Fer Java Rob an' Pinkbeard:
We sail at noon on Tuesday (Action 5, Turn 2) for our Harbor City raid. Make sure ye have yer jilts in order, mateys!

YAR! We be ready, matey!
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Old 10-02-2005, 06:21 PM   #264
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Silver Piece Itinerary
1. Plan a Ye Olde Harbor City raid
2. Minion of Lady Elizabeth the Blond
3. Plan a Ye Olde Harbor City raid

I be votin' to give money to the poor as I be one

Sterling Silvers's Deep Pirate Thoughts
"I be goin' to surpass me dad"

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Old 10-02-2005, 07:17 PM   #265
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McShae the Picky

1. Drunken Debauchery
2. Cruise for Guano
3. Trade

We be willin' to sell the secrets of the Shelly Baker to the highest bidder. She be too much for me and me barnicle-brained crew to take down.

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Old 10-02-2005, 08:59 PM   #266
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Vlad the Pillager be doin tis next tern:

I be givin 4g to Davy the Cunning fer his help on our raid. (Davy contributed 20% to our raid and that is his take)
I be givn 8g to tis here crew of me ugly cousin


1. Lok fer sem guanow
2. Plan a raid on ye olde coastal town
3. Trade me cargo - accept an offer of 10g or more
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Old 10-02-2005, 10:37 PM   #267
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Arr! The cap'n and the crew of the Lone Wolf are back before the mast once more! We be needin' to lay off the rum a little next time, eh fellas?

However, we be still needin' some refittin' and replacin', so we're doin' the followin':

1) Careen the ship to rid the barnacles
2) Spend the gold needed to bring the crew back to full compliment
3) Quest

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Old 10-02-2005, 11:05 PM   #268
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Iron Foot William

Send Sterling Silvers II 24g to help the lad get ov'r his fathers demise.

1. Plan a raid on Ye Olde Harbor City
2. Minion of Lady Elizabeth the Blond
3. Plan raid on ye olde fortress.
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Old 10-03-2005, 12:59 AM   #269
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Davy the Cunning

Me be operating on little sleep and will be workin' with less. Garrrrr! Me hates the 6 hour trip to Chicago, me hates cleaning out me office after the trip even more! No air conditioning in me berthing space either! GARR!!

1. Recruit a d4 crewmember.
2. Cruise for Ye Olde Guano.
3. Raid Ye Olde Fishing Village, be using Billy Rumsucker as a minion
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Old 10-03-2005, 04:55 AM   #270
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Tis not only rum we be suckin'...we be unable to find a scurvy ship. (1 ship in 4 tries).

1. Recruit a d4 crewmember (1gp)
2. Repair me ship (5gp)
3. Minion of Davy the Cunning


Louis' money - Contest.

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Old 10-03-2005, 06:14 AM   #271
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Thumbs up

Quote:
Originally Posted by BillyPilgrim
“Tristram One-Eye has come to Turducken Island to join The Brotherhood”

Me ship be called th' Wounded Rat, an' me raidin' skills be unequaled.
Welcome aboard. Did ye wound the rat fer takin' out yer eye?

Tristram One-Eye (1g)
Cruising d4
Boarding d4
Raiding d6
Dueling d4
Trade d4
HARRRRR! d4
Ship "Wounded Rat" d4
Crew d4
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Old 10-03-2005, 08:35 AM   #272
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Avast! The Turn 4 Deadline is just over the horizon.
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Old 10-03-2005, 08:46 AM   #273
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Lazy Eye Quinn

1) Perform raid on a fishing village
2) Trade
3) Drunken Debauchery
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Old 10-03-2005, 11:38 AM   #274
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Quote:
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Welcome aboard. Did ye wound the rat fer takin' out yer eye?

Aye, chased th' wee bugger across th' se'en seas after he tookst me eye. Ten voyages I hunted that rat, through muddy streets an' dingy alleys I stalked him. Finally found th' lad's, bunkin' curled up in a wee ball, nay doubt full after eatin' some other son of a biscuit eater's body parts. I drew me pistol, aimed real careful, an' gave that rat a nasty flesh wound. Seems that havin` one eye messes wi' me depth perception. I`ll find th' rat again, tho, an' when I do, I`ll be aimin' a bit further t' th' starboard side!

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Old 10-03-2005, 11:51 AM   #275
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Exclamation

Note:
A reminder...in the event of joint raids or cruises, the Master gets all of the gold and the pick of the cargo and hostages. How things are divvied up in the final tally is up to the Master and the other pirate(s) in question. You'll see this in effect this turn, that be fer sure!

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Originally Posted by BillyPilgrim
Aye, chased th' wee bugger across th' se'en seas after he tookst me eye. Ten voyages I hunted that rat, through muddy streets an' dingy alleys I stalked him. Finally found th' lad's, bunkin' curled up in a wee ball, nay doubt full after eatin' some other son of a biscuit eater's body parts. I drew me pistol, aimed real careful, an' gave that rat a nasty flesh wound. Seems that havin` one eye messes wi' me depth perception. I`ll find th' rat again, tho, an' when I do, I`ll be aimin' a bit further t' th' starboard side!
A cheesy tale (or tail?) if e'er there was!
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Old 10-03-2005, 12:00 PM   #276
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Woo! Hostages

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Old 10-03-2005, 12:26 PM   #277
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Hopefully that mean the raid be a success.
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Old 10-03-2005, 12:50 PM   #278
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Hopefully that mean the raid be a success.
Ye might say that.
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Old 10-03-2005, 01:32 PM   #279
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Old 10-03-2005, 01:35 PM   #280
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Arrow

TURN 4 REPORT:

HARRRRR! We filled up our active list. Only Ye Olde Waiting List remains.

Pirate lore o’ th’ day: “How do ye call two wenches? Yo, ho ho.”

The tremendous exploits of Lady Elizabeth the Blond and her cohorts deserve mention. Having terrorized the harbor city of Port Madden and carried off the colonial governor as a hostage in addition to holds bursting with plunder, the blond pirate has been dubbed “Raider Lizzie” by pundits in the colonial press. She was aided in these most foul doings by Iron Foot William, Antonio D’Griffin, and the young Sterling Silvers Jr.

Posted Quest (result):
Bart the Not-So-Cunning was the first pirate to reach the grounded naval transport. As predicted, a small armed sloop stood by in defense, and it successfully fought off Bart. But Red Jack Turner made good on the quest, chasing the battered sloop off and pillaging the stricken ship for its supplies. An infamous victory for Red Jack!

Posted Quest (free action):
The Brethren have spoken, and the dead Frenchman’s 7g are to be put up fer the following contest: Each pirate o’ The Brotherhood is to come up with a motto…a short phrase or sentence that best speaks to th’ essence of pirating. Each pirate will then vote for their favorite entry – and ye cannot vote fer yer own! The winner takes home the gold, and we take the motto as our own for The Brotherhood of Turducken Island.

Posted Quest: “The Emerald Ghost”
A strange visitor to Turducken Island speaks of a dread curse and a valuable treasure o’ emeralds. Says he’s got plenty of information to share, and all for a mere 5g starting bid or the highest offer above that he gets.

Information for sale!
McShae the Picky, having had his ample nose bloodied by the ornery bitch one too many times, is offering the secrets of the “Shelly Baker” for sale to the highest bidder. Here is the tale: A fisherman with an old grudge against the captain of the “Shelly Baker” told of its typical trade route. The vessel carries luxuries, but if you wish to Cruise for it the frequency roll will be a d4 rather than a d10 due to this information. This is an individual quest. You may share or trade this information.

Remember to list a mandatory Drunken Debauchery action if you have one for Turn 5. Also note any crew losses or ship damage, as well as accept or decline any trade offers.


= = = = =

The results:

Lady Elizabeth the Blond (43g)

Turn 4 Actions:
1. Plottin' a raid on a Coastal Town. = A fine plan was devised [4]
2. Raidin' ye Olde Harbor City (being Master o'er Sterling Silvers II, Iron Foot William, and Antonio D'Griffin) We be usin' a fine (3) plan. = Good god, ye descended like hellions upon the unsuspectin’ dolts! Ye’ve hit the mother lode! Raid 34 (3+4/2/2/3+ 2/4/3/1+2/4/1/3) vs. Defense 8 (2+3+2+1), with only the “Pooh’s Revenge” taking any damage at all. A stupendous, resounding victory! A full 41g was plundered, four hostages were taken, and resources amounting to 8g+8g+8g+7g+5g+4g+4g were taken and divided up according to reputation. Yer HARRRRR! rating has increased to a d6 for leading this infamous raid.
3. Trade = A top offer of 48g was made for one hold of resources, and 16g for the other. A middling ransom payment of 40g has been offered for the hostage.

Cruising d4
Boarding d4
Raiding d4
Plans: Fishing village [4], Coastal town [4]
Dueling d4
Trade d6
HARRRRR! d6
Ship "Blackened Catfish" d4
Holds: [8g resources][8g resources] + 10g hostage (the colonial governor!)
Crew d4

Next Drunken Debauchery: Turn 5 (ignore, thanks to the wenches)

= = = = =

Java Rob the Warlord (41g)

Received 8g from Ravenbeard McNasty
Accepted 14g for both trade goods.

Turn 4 Actions:
1) Cruisin' for Guano = no ship found
2) Tradin' = nothing to trade
3) YAR! It be time for drunken debauchery! = Rum-laced coffee makes for a short hangover. Ye be done.

Cruising d4
Boarding d4
Raiding d4
Dueling d4
Trade d4
HARRRRR! d4
Ship "Diseased Yak" d6
Holds: [empty][empty]
Crew d6

Next Drunken Debauchery: Turn 8

= = = = =

Vlad the Pillager (34g)

Gave 4g to Davy the Cunning
Gave 8g to recruit yer cousin’s d6 crew

Turn 4 Actions:
1. Cruise fer guano = no ship found
2. Plan a raid on ye olde coastal town = A better plan was devised [3]
3. Trade me cargo = An offer of 15g was given and accepted

Cruising d4
Boarding d4
Raiding d6
Plans: Coastal town [3][1]
Dueling d4
Trade d4
HARRRRR! d4
Ship "Royal Viking Star" d4
Holds: [empty][empty]
Crew d6

Next Drunken Debauchery: Turn 7

= = = = =

Iron Foot William (33g)

30g received from Sterling Silvers
24g given to Sterling Silvers II

Turn 4 Actions:
1. Plan a raid on Ye Olde Harbor City = An excellent plan was devised [4]
2. Minion of Lady Elizabeth the Blond = Good god, ye descended like hellions upon the unsuspectin’ dolts! Ye’ve hit the mother lode! Raid 34 (3+4/2/2/3+ 2/4/3/1+2/4/1/3) vs. Defense 8 (2+3+2+1), with only the “Pooh’s Revenge” taking any damage at all. A stupendous, resounding victory! A full 41g was plundered, four hostages were taken, and resources amounting to 8g+8g+8g+7g+5g+4g+4g were taken and divided up according to reputation.
3. Plan raid on ye olde fortress. = An excellent plan was devised [4]

Cruising d4
Boarding d4
Raiding d4
Plans: Fishing Village [1], Coastal Town [2], Harbor City [4][3][1], Fortress [4]
Dueling d4
Trade d4
HARRRRR! d6
Ship "Hellantic" d4
Holds: [8g resources][4g resources] + 6g hostage
Crew d4

Next Drunken Debauchery: Turn 7

= = = = =

Pinkbeard (30g)

Received 10g challenge buyoff from Ravenbeard McNasty

Turn 4 Actions:
Lost at sea! Will he ever return?

Cruising d4
Boarding d4
Raiding d4
Dueling d6 (+1 sword)
Trade d4
HARRRRR! d4
Ship "Happiness" d4
Holds: [1g][empty]
Crew d4

Next Drunken Debauchery: Turn 7

= = = = =

Davy the Cunning (29g)

Received 4g from Vlad the Pillager

Turn 4 Actions:
1. Recruit a d4 crewmember. = 1g
2. Cruise for Ye Olde Guano = Ship found! Boarding 12 (3+5+4) vs. Defense 9 (4+2+3), and the ship is captured easily, yielding 4g worth of guano without crew loss or ship damage.
3. Raid Ye Olde Fishing Village (Master of Billy Rumsucker = Raid Ye Olde Fishing Village) = Raid 18 (3+3/0+3/2+4/3) vs. Defense 10 (4+3+2+1) = A splendid victory! 11g was plundered, guano amounting to 4g+4g was taken into the “Dread Ship Cougar,” and a hostage was taken!

Cruising d4
Boarding d4
Raiding d4
Plans: Fishing Village [3]
Dueling d4
Trade d4
HARRRRR! d6
Ship "Dread Ship Cougar" d6
Holds: [4g guano][ 4g guano][ 4g guano] + 4g hostage
Crew d4

Next Drunken Debauchery: Turn 6

= = = = =

Sterling Silvers Jr. (25g)

24g received from Iron Foot William

Turn 4 Actions:
1. Plan a Ye Olde Harbor City raid = An outstanding plan was devised [6]
2. Minion of Lady Elizabeth the Blond = Good god, ye descended like hellions upon the unsuspectin’ dolts! Ye’ve hit the mother lode! Raid 34 (3+4/2/2/3+ 2/4/3/1+2/4/1/3) vs. Defense 8 (2+3+2+1), with only the “Pooh’s Revenge” taking any damage at all. A stupendous, resounding victory! A full 41g was plundered, four hostages were taken, and resources amounting to 8g+8g+8g+7g+5g+4g+4g were taken and divided up according to reputation.
3. Plan a Ye Olde Harbor City raid = Another outstanding plan was devised [6]

Cruising d4
Boarding d4
Raiding d6
Plans: Harbor city [6][6]
Dueling d4
Trade d4
HARRRRR! d4
Ship "Gold Piece" = d4
Holds: [5g resources][empty] + 5g hostage
Crew d4

Next Drunken Debauchery: Turn 8

= = = = =

Torstein the Unholy (22g)

Turn 4 Actions:
Lost at sea! Will he ever return?

Cruising d4
Boarding d4
Raiding d6
Plans: Fishing village [2]
Dueling d4
Trade d4
HARRRRR! d4
Ship "Ivy Wisp" d4 -1
Holds: [empty][empty]
Crew d4

Next Drunken Debauchery: Turn 8

= = = = =

Bill the Bloated (20g)


Accepted 13g in trade offers

Turn 4 Actions:
1. Recruited a d4 crewmate [1g]
2. Repaired [5g]
3. Plan a Ye olde Fishing Village Raid = A mediocre plan was devised [2]

Cruising d4
Boarding d4
Raiding d4
Dueling d4
Plans: Fishing village [2]
Trade d6
HARRRRR! d4
Ship "The Bloated Beaver" d4
Holds: [empty][empty]
Crew d4

Next Drunken Debauchery: Turn 5

= = = = =

Vaclav the Cruel (19g)

Turn 4 Actions:
1. TRADE our goods. = A top offer of 16g was accepted.
2. Plan a raid on a Fishing Village = Nothing but a poor plan could be devised [1]
3. Drunken Debauchary = An easy hangover…must have been the coconut milk. Yer done.

Random Event = Yer first mate has challenged ye for command o’ the “Avenger.” Ye can either duel him next turn (requires an action), or have him killed (which, due to split loyalties, will reduce your crew back to a d4).

Cruising d4
Boarding d4
Raiding d4
Plans: Fishing village [3][1][1]
Dueling d4
Trade d4
HARRRRR! d4
Ship “Avenger” d4 -1
Holds: [empty][empty]
Crew d6

Next Drunken Debauchery: Turn 8

= = = = =

Red-Eyed Ted (18g)

Turn 4 Actions:
1. Trade & accept the first offer = A top offer of 12g was accepted
2. Wenching!(1g) = A dreadful effort (9 dr + 1 Harrrr! dr + 1g) fails! Some unattractive wenches (39 dr) kick ye in the face.
3. It be time for a quest = Beaten to it by Red Jack Turner!

Cruising d6
Boarding d4
Raiding d4
Plans: Fishing village [2]
Dueling d4
Trade d4
HARRRRR! d4
Ship "Insomniac Lemming" d4 -1
Holds: [empty][empty]
Crew d6

Next Drunken Debauchery: Turn 5

= = = = =

Ravenbeard McNasty (17g)

Accepted 12g offer on first cargo hold.
Gave 8g to Java Rob to settle our Coastal village raid.

Turn 4 Actions:
1. Hungover
2. Buy off Pinkbeard (10g to buyoff, + 2g more for the rum we drank while patchin' up)
3. Repair Ship "Syphlitic Sea Bass" = 5g

Cruising d4
Boarding d4
Raiding d6
Plans: Fishing Village [3], Harbor City [6]
Dueling d4 (Ye’ve bought off Pinkbeard’s challenge)
Trade d4
HARRRRR! d4
Ship "Syphlitic Sea Bass" d4
Holds: [empty][empty]
Crew d4

Next Drunken Debauchery: Turn 7

= = = = =

Bart the Not-So-Cunning (15g)

Turn 4 Actions:
1. Quest! = Navy ship found! Alas, the protecting sloop fought ye off! Boarding 6 (4+1+1) vs. Defense 10 (4+2+4), and ye suffer a crew loss and ship damage.
2. Raid Ye Olde Fishing Village = Raid 11 (3+2+1+5) vs. Defense 11 (3+3+2+3) = A narrow victory! The ship was damaged further. No gold was plundered, but guano amounting to 1g was taken into the battered “Dreary Roger.”
3. Trade = A top offer of 4g was made and accepted for the new guano

Cruising d4
Boarding d4
Raiding d4
Plans: Coastal Town [3]
Dueling d4
Trade d4
HARRRRR! d4
Ship "Dreary Roger" d4 -2
Holds: [empty][empty]
Crew d6 -1

Next Drunken Debauchery: Turn 8

= = = = =

Red Jack Turner (11g)

Turn 4 Actions:
1) Careened the ship to rid the barnacles
2) Recruited d4 crew = 1g
3) Quest = Navy ship found! The sloop withdrew after suffering heavily under yer guns..a splendid victory! Boarding 12 (4+4+4) vs. Defense 10 (4+4+2), and ye take supplies amounting to 2g+3g off the grounded vessel, and then put her to the torch. Yer HARRRRR! rating has become a d6 due to yer infamy with the navy.

Cruising d6
Boarding d4
Raiding d4
Plans: Fishing village [1]
Dueling d4
Trade d4
HARRRRR! d6
Ship "Lone Wolf" d4
Holds: [2g supplies][3g supplies]
Crew d4

Next Drunken Debauchery: Turn 7

= = = = =

Lawrence the Lazy (9g)

Turn 4 Actions:
1. Cruise for Guano = Ship found! Although the “Apathy” was damaged clumsily ramming the foe, the ship was taken easily thereafter. Boarding 8 (1+1+6) versus Defense 5 (1+3+1). 2g guano was taken.
2. Trade = Offers of 8g and 4g were made for yer guano cargoes. Do ye accept?
3. Cruise for Guano = no ship found

Cruising d4
Boarding d4
Raiding d4
Plan: Fishing village [2]
Dueling d4
Trade d4
HARRRRR! d4
Ship "Apathy" d4-1
Holds: [4g][2g guano]
Crew d6

Next Drunken Debauchery: Turn 5

= = = = =

Billy Rumsucker (8g)

Turn 4 Actions:
1. Recruited a d4 crewmember (1gp)
2. Repaired me ship (5gp)
3. Minion of Davy the Cunning = Raid 18 (3+3/0+3/2+4/3) vs. Defense 10 (4+3+2+1) = A splendid victory! 11g was plundered, guano amounting to 4g+4g and a hostage was taken into the “Dread Ship Cougar.”

Random Event = Now YE caught the fever. Ratings were all -1 this turn.

Cruising d6
Boarding d4
Raiding d4
Plans: Fishing village [1]
Dueling d4
Trade d4
HARRRRR! d4
Ship "The Drunken Whale" d4
Holds: [6g food][empty]
Crew d4 -1

Next Drunken Debauchery: Turn 8

= = = = =

Lazy Eye Quinn (8g)

Turn 4 Actions:
1) Perform raid on a fishing village = Raid 11 (4+2+2+3) vs. Defense 9 (1+2+4+2) = A splendid victory, though the “Silver Secret” is showing ample wear. 3g was plundered, and guano amounting to 3g was taken.
2) Trade = Offers of 12g and 3g were made for yer 1st and 2nd guano cargoes. Do ye accept either or both?
3) Drunken Debauchery = Aaaaargh! What a foul batch o’ grog that was. Yer out of action through the end o’ next turn!

Cruising d4
Boarding d4
Raiding d4
Dueling d4
Trade d6
HARRRRR! d4
Ship "The Silver Secret" d4 -2
Holds: [4g guano][3g guano]
Crew d4

Next Drunken Debauchery: Turn 8

= = = = =

McShae the Picky (2g)

Turn 4 Actions:
1. Drunken Debauchery = A quick and painless drunk. Ye be done!
2. Cruise for Guano = No ship found. Ye have rotten luck, McShae!
3. Trade = nothing to trade

Cruising d4
Boarding d6
Raiding d4
Dueling d4
Trade d4
HARRRRR! d4
Ship "Full Corset" d4 -1
Holds: [empty][empty]
Crew d6
Quest: Track down the “Shelly Baker” (luxuries)

Next Drunken Debauchery: Turn 7

Random Event: A fisherman with an old grudge against the captain of the “Shelly Baker” tells you of its typical trade route. The vessel carries luxuries, but if you wish to Cruise for it the frequency roll will be a d4 rather than a d10 due to this information. This is an individual quest. You may share or trade this information.

= = = = =

Tristram One-Eye (1g)

Turn 4 actions:
Action 1: Cruising fer Ye Olde Guano = Ship found! Boarding 11 (4+3+4) versus Defense 7 (2+4+1). Victory! The “Wounded Rat” was wounded, but 2g guano was taken, as well as a 4g hostage.
Action 2: Cruising fer Ye Olde Guano = Ship found! But the attack was a disaster! Boarding 3 (1+1+1) versus Defense 8 (2+4+2). The “Rat” and the crew were injured and the target ship escaped.
Action 3: Plan a raid on Ye Olde Coastal Town = An excellent plan was devised [6]

Cruising d4
Boarding d4
Raiding d6
Plans: Coastal Town [6]
Dueling d4
Trade d4
HARRRRR! d4
Ship "Wounded Rat" d4 -2
Holds: [2g guano][empty] + 4g hostage
Crew d4 -1

Next Drunken Debauchery: Turn 6

= = = = =

Antonio D'Griffin (0g)

Turn 4 actions:
1) Recruit d4 scurvy (1g).
2) Minion of Lady Elizabeth the Blond = Raid = Good god, ye descended like hellions upon the unsuspectin’ dolts! Ye’ve hit the mother lode! Raid 34 (3+4/2/2/3+ 2/4/3/1+2/4/1/3) vs. Defense 8 (2+3+2+1), with only the “Pooh’s Revenge” taking any damage at all. A stupendous, resounding victory! A full 41g was plundered, four hostages were taken, and resources amounting to 8g+8g+8g+7g+5g+4g+4g were taken and divided up according to reputation.
3) Plan a ye olde harbor city raid. = A decent plan was devised [3]

Cruising d4
Boarding d6
Raiding d4
Plans: Harbor city [3][1]
Dueling d4
Trade d4
HARRRRR! d4
Ship "Pooh's Revenge" d4 -2
Holds: [7g resources][4g resources] + 5g hostage
Crew d4

Next Drunken Debauchery: Turn 7
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Old 10-03-2005, 01:36 PM   #281
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The Turn 5 Deadline will not be posted as yet, but we'll aim for a Wednesday morning deadline.
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Old 10-03-2005, 01:41 PM   #282
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Can you use 2 turns to trade and pick from the best offer for each item? Or once you try to trade, it replaces the old offer?

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Old 10-03-2005, 01:42 PM   #283
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Me hostage wasn't noteworthy?
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Old 10-03-2005, 01:44 PM   #284
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Oh, and w00t

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Old 10-03-2005, 01:47 PM   #285
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Can you use 2 turns to trade and pick from the best offer for each item? Or once you try to trade, it replaces the old offer?
The latter. But you can do an "if/then" with the 1st trade offer, like "If the offer is Xg or better, then accept it."

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Me hostage wasn't noteworthy?
No, but the hostage has a 4g initial value. When you take a "trade" action you'll receive a ransom offer.
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Old 10-03-2005, 01:48 PM   #286
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Old 10-03-2005, 01:56 PM   #287
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Cool

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Oh, and w00t

Quote:
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Woooooooo!
Aye, the four of ye are going to be very wealthy when all is said and done.
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Old 10-03-2005, 02:55 PM   #288
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Silver Piece Itinerary
1. We be tradin' our plunder- accept any offer on the hostage, accept any rolls of 3/4 on the cargo in the holds
2. Minion of Iron Foot William
3. We be tradin' any plunder we have left from turn 1 as well as from turn 2's raid

Sterling Silvers's Deep Pirate Thoughts
"The raid be better than any of us could possibly imagine"

Sterling Silvers's Pirate Stats
Ye Olde Harbor City Raids: 1

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Old 10-03-2005, 03:16 PM   #289
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Iron Foot William

1. We be tradin' our plunder- accept any offer on the hostage, accept any rolls of 3/4 on the cargo in the holds
2. Raid on ye olde coastal town using mediocre(2) plans(Master of Sterling Silvers II & Davy the Cunning= Raid on ye olde coastal town)
3. We be tradin' any plunder we have left from turn 1 as well as from turn 2's raid

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Old 10-03-2005, 04:12 PM   #290
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Ravenbeard McNasty

Here's Ravenbeard and the McNasty Bastards be doin' ta-morra.

1. QUEST: Bid 5g on the emerald ghost infermation.
2. Raid Ye Olde Harbor City using excellent [6] Plans (Master of Java Rob, Pinkbeard: Raid Ye Olde Harbor City using excellent [6] Plans)
3. Trade
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Old 10-03-2005, 04:14 PM   #291
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Java Rob be doing the followin'

1) Cruise for Guano
2) Minion to Ravenbeard
3) Trade
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Old 10-03-2005, 04:20 PM   #292
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Me entry for ye olde slogan contest:

"Get yer hands of me booty!"
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Old 10-03-2005, 04:53 PM   #293
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Maybe this post be missed, but If it please the Pirate Lord me be askin some questions...
How ye be plannin' to be workin' the experience of us Capns'?
Do we get to choose what we improve?
Do we only improve one area ata time?
Is there anything that can't be improved?
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Old 10-03-2005, 04:58 PM   #294
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Antonio D'Griffin

I be transfering our 7g cargo to Lady Elizabeth the Blond.
I be payin' 15g to McShae the Picky fer the "Shelly Baker" information. Wit that, he Cap'n de Picky gives all rights to the "Shelly Baker" to me.

What we be doing laddies:
1) Trade - accept any offer on the hostage, accept trade on [4g] item if rolls of 3 or 4, other wise we trade another day.
2) Repair "Pooh's Revenge" (5g)
3) Repair "Pooh's Revenge" (5g)

Me contest slogan:
Turducken Island, bringing families together through raidin' and pilligin'.
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Old 10-03-2005, 05:44 PM   #295
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And our slogan entry...

"Admiral! Thar be wenches here!"
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Old 10-04-2005, 07:51 AM   #296
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Davy the Cunning

1. Trade, and accept all offers. Don't accept the offer immediately for me hostage. Be splitting the money with Billy Rumsucker.
2. Minion of Iron Foot William on his raid.
3. Minon of Billy Rumsucker on his cruise.
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Old 10-04-2005, 08:42 AM   #297
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Billy Rumsucker: Arrrr*cough cough* agh, that hurts. No longer be me called Billy Rumsucker. After me and me crew's bouts o' the fever, me be called Feverish Billy and me boat be called the Sickly Whale.

Feverish Billy:

1. Recruit a d4 crew member (1gp)
2. QUEST: Spend a lucky 6gp for the Emerald information
3. Cruise for Ye Olde Foodstuffs (Master of Davy the Cunning: Cruise for Ye Olde Foodstuffs)

Slogan: Come enjoy Days of Plunder with the Brotherhood.

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Old 10-04-2005, 08:52 AM   #298
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Bill the Bloated

1. Cruise for Ye Olde Guano
2. Trade and accept any roll of 3 or more otherwise hold
3. Drunkin Debauchery
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Old 10-04-2005, 08:56 AM   #299
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McShae the Picky

1. Cruise for Guano
2. Cruise for Guano
3. Repair ship (5g)

the gold comes from the sale of information to Antonio D'Griffin.

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Old 10-04-2005, 09:07 AM   #300
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Lazy Eye Quinn

Accept 1st offer for guano cargo {12g}, reject 2nd offer

1)Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
2)Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
3)Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Slogan: Ahoy wench! May I fire my cannon through your porthole?
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