WW CXXIV: When Worlds Collide - Game Over!

[Danny]

Dwight: TMIMITW
Harry Potter: Goo (296)
Gonzo: Duke Nuke 'Em (286), Jack Bauer (290) zoe (391) Jayne (391) Malcolm (391), doormouse
Beaker: Athena (294), Harry Potter (345), Hulk
Heavy: VAHVN (315), Mad Hatter
Mrs. Doubtfire: Keyser Soze (319) gonzo (385)
MIMITW: Thursday Next (321) macho man (358) hulk hogan (358) miss elizabeth (358) melisandre (370) dwight (411), piggy, kermit, animal, swedish chef, marchhare
Zoe: Cookie Monster (343)
Mad Hatter: Super Grover (343)
Miss Piggy: Oscar the Grouch (343)
Keyser Soze: heavy (361)
The Hulk: cthulhu (?) mrs doubtfire (412), Sauron (419)
Goo: Honeydew (375), Beaker (375)

[Danny]

That should be final with the random attacks and mad hatter added.

[CrimsonFox]

The dormouse starts tapdancing on Gonzo head and shuffles off to buffalo down the bridge of his nose and across his bugle.

[CrimsonFox]

"Now THAT'S TAPS!" taunts the March hare.

[hoopsguy]

Had I realized that the Olog-hai known as Hulk would not be present, I would have turned my gaze elsewhere. Perhaps not to the Most Interesting Man, but certainly not the brute.

[Chubby]

so the run on mimitw was because he wasn't online right? same thing with the hulk? my head is exploding trying to catch up and keep things straight

[Danny]

Four characters have died today!

[Danny]

After everyone has attacked, the dust settles and there are some things immediately noticed. First it seems Duke Nukem is over in the corner eating some pork. Next, cookie monster lifts up his shoe and notices a dead mouse.

Oh and Gonzo and Beaker are hundled in a corner, with their limbs no longer attached.

Gonzo, Beaker, Miss Piggy and Dourmouse are dead.

The Most interesting man in the world is wounded.

[Danny]

No players have been eliminated

[EagleFan]

Got some stuck in my teeth...

[hoopsguy]

He finds posting on Day 1 to be tedious.

[dubb93]

I can only hope J23 shows up and explains how his character escaped this one. This should be good.

[Danny]

Those who won today's interactions have been notified. If you were not notified, you did not win and did no sustain any harm either.

[Danny]

Day 1 is complete, Night 1 deadline is 8am eastern.

[Danny]

After the night phase is complete, everyone will receive an update with their current HP.

[Schmidty]

HULK GET HOME FROM WORK LATE!!!!

SMASH MUPPETS IF ALIVE!!!!

[Danny]

Originally Posted by Schmidty

HULK GET HOME FROM WORK LATE!!!!

SMASH MUPPETS IF ALIVE!!!!

That you did.

[Tyrith]

I'm still confused. And I don't have the energy to get unconfused right now, so I'll try to figure it out tomorrow.

[mauchow]

Tried to have a nice little shindig with the good 'ol Captain Kirk. I thought him and I could have shared some war stories together.

/Mal

[Autumn]

That totally sucks, let me just say that.

[Autumn]

And you better not smash me, Hulk, I moved off of you.

[Autumn]

Does anyone understand how Miss Piggy died? Because only Oscar attacked her. He's not that tough.

[Autumn]

So nobody attacked Dormouse, yet he died. Only one person attacked Miss Piggy, yet she died. Beaker got crushed by the Hulk, understandable (Schmidty I sure hope you don't miss any more votes as that sort of attack should not be random). Gonzo got attacked by a crowd, understandable. The mos interesting man in the world survived about 1,000 attacks.

I have to assume he had some ability that avoided damage. Chubby does it make sense to you that Oscar killed Miss Piggy so easily?

Can anyone explain Dormouse's death?

[CrimsonFox]

Twinkle Twinkle...little AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!

[CrimsonFox]

THe Hatter and the March Hare are playing ping pong across the table with saucers and a cube of sugar. THen they see Cookie Monster move his foot.

"AHHHHHHHHHH!" shouts the Mad Hatter. "No fair sleeping on the job".
THe Hare starts to sing a mournful tune and ties the Mouse to a bottlerocket.
"Good night sweet mouse...." He lights it then plugs his ears. The rocket explodes in a myriad of colors and explodes in fireworks in the sky.

"Poor guy....he wouldn't hurt a mouse..."

The mouse floats down fluttering under the currents with his topcoat as a cail. He floats down to the table and lands in a pot of tea and sinks down into the bubbling liquid. THe Hatter takes the lid from his heart and places it over the pot.
He and the March Hare sob and cry crocodile tears. THen pour out the tea from the mouse's pot into their cups and drink.
"He would have loves this tea, " they sob.

[CrimsonFox]

[CrimsonFox]

"I'd like tp know which amongst you was the perpendicu...theperpatat...the one who done it!" says the Matter defiantly.

"A delicious ...I mean delightful mouse is done. Was it Jealous Jayne? He tried to kill my friend earlier today and then aimed elsewhere, but was he going back for seconds? "

"What about those other muppets," accuses the hare, "The mouse went to sleep on Gonzo nose. He sleeps anywhere, in fact, snoring was his only attack!"

"And how about Heavy? How's come Heavy takes zero damage. This hammer is insured for two bits. It's getting as if two bits ain't worth a quarter!"

[Autumn]

Hurt a dormouse? We can't even protect ourselves. We piled up on that not so interesting guy and look where that got us? We don't even have enough to put on a variety show anymore.

[CrimsonFox]

"A show?"
"Well why didn't you say so!"
"Let's sing a song!"
"We need an Unbirthday first"
"It's the frog's unbirthday! Sing to him!"
"Excellent!'
*ahem!*

The teapots come alive and the dormouse's corpse even wakes up to participate. They toot and whistle as the Hare and Hatter dance around Kermit.



They fall over each over at the end. The hare peeps out from under his ears and says, "do we get the job?"

[CrimsonFox]

"That gives me an idea!" shouts the Hare.
"Aaaaaaaaaaaa VERY merry C'thulhu to you!"
"To Thu"
"Thulhu"
"to me!"

[Danny]

Just to be clear regarding characters taking damage, just because a character was not listed as having died or being wounded, does not mean they did not take damage.

By design, no one knows how much damage someone has taken unless they are at or below 25% (per rules they are then listed as wounded. Everyone after the night phase will get a report of where they stand health wise.

[Zinto]

I have to wonder how the least interesting man in the world survived the day.

Also I have to wonder why we do not have more bears with us. Bears are the most powerful creatures in the world.

[CrimsonFox]

"Look at that! There's a Zinto playing! I forgot! Hi ZInto!"

[CrimsonFox]

I mean...DWIGHT!

[Danny]

I'll go ahead and list the characters for today.

Mario

Wolverine

Elizabeth Bennet

Beowulf

Homer Simpson

[Danny]

I'm worried I am not providing enough information in order to help you make anything more than random guess at who to visit, so I will give a little more info as to how it works.

A character who will do one of three things to the person who "wins" or "defeats" them. A. An ability or item of some sort, B. Something negative, C. Nothing. Additonally each character who provides something positive has a specific trait they are looking for in deciding who wins or defeats them. If all else ends up equal, its random.

[Danny]

And the trait they are looking for may be related to a game mechanic (such as most hp, etc.. or something related to the character (like say tallest, or oldest, etc...

[Chubby]

Originally Posted by Autumn

So nobody attacked Dormouse, yet he died. Only one person attacked Miss Piggy, yet she died. Beaker got crushed by the Hulk, understandable (Schmidty I sure hope you don't miss any more votes as that sort of attack should not be random). Gonzo got attacked by a crowd, understandable. The mos interesting man in the world survived about 1,000 attacks.

I have to assume he had some ability that avoided damage. Chubby does it make sense to you that Oscar killed Miss Piggy so easily?

Can anyone explain Dormouse's death?

The only way it makes sense is Miss Piggy must have had only 1 HP because Oscar only had 1 attack otherwise somebody else had to have used an ability. I'm guessing because you had so many characters that 1 or some got only 1 HP. Whether you confirm or not is up to you, not a big deal but that is my guess because Oscar is weaksauce.

[Chubby]

ahhhhh poop night deadline is 8am? I was looking forward to seeing if I was still alive before I left for work I love my new job but 1 of the negatives is I can't get home for lunch break and check my computer stuff. Ah well, guess it'll have to wait til I get home.

[Chubby]

Originally Posted by Autumn

So nobody attacked Dormouse, yet he died. Only one person attacked Miss Piggy, yet she died. Beaker got crushed by the Hulk, understandable (Schmidty I sure hope you don't miss any more votes as that sort of attack should not be random). Gonzo got attacked by a crowd, understandable. The mos interesting man in the world survived about 1,000 attacks.

I have to assume he had some ability that avoided damage. Chubby does it make sense to you that Oscar killed Miss Piggy so easily?

Can anyone explain Dormouse's death?

ahh almost missed this before I headed out the door.

Cookie Monster randomly attacked Dormouse because he stole one of his cookies. This is why the right said Cookie found a dead mouse under his foot. I had no control over that, the way I read his ability was that he got bonus attack against someone if they also stole one of his cookies that day but it appears he randomly attacks someone who took a cookie.

Cookie Monster only has 1 attack too so i'm guessing dormouse only had 1 HP as well.

[Chubby]

right = writeup

off to work boooooooooo

[hoopsguy]

Sauron will need to attend to matters at Mount Doom until at least 7PM CST today.

[dubb93]

Assuming the Mega Powers survive today they will be in the tanning bed until the afternoon atleast. You can't just wake up and be orange brothers, it takes time.

[Autumn]

CF, were you aware that Dormouse had stolen a cookie? Hmm, hmm?

[PackerFanatic]

Apologies for not being around - ended up not feeling well yesterday and went home early. Will try and catch up today.

[Danny]

Processing night actions now.

[Danny]

It is now day. As you look around, no players are missing, no characters are missing. Everyone that went to bed alive, woke up alive.

Additionally, Goo has replicated and there is now Goo #1 and Goo #2.

I am now sending out PM's to characters who took damage updating their status. If you do not get one of these, you did not take damage and are at your maximum hp still.

[Autumn]

Well, very interesting. Did anybody try to make a kill last night? I'm not sure if there are any instances of villagers who can gain night attack abilities.

[The Jackal]

That is indeed good news, perhaps we will learn of what transpired.

The goo must be determined trustworthy, else it seems dangerous.

[Danny]

Health PM's have gone out.

The Most Interesting Man In the World is still wounded.