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Old 05-12-2010, 08:15 PM   #1
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Mantracker is an awesome show.

Cosplay is a word I don't know the meaning of.

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Old 05-12-2010, 08:28 PM   #2
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Old 05-12-2010, 08:45 PM   #3
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Old 05-12-2010, 08:50 PM   #4
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Old 05-12-2010, 09:19 PM   #6
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Old 05-12-2010, 09:23 PM   #7
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I know people have a global greivance with the concept of diet soda. Fine. Not the point here.

The point is -- who the fuck puts 5 grams of sugar (and 6 grams of carbohydrates) into a diet soda? (See diet orange crush)
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Old 05-12-2010, 09:29 PM   #8
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Old 05-12-2010, 09:32 PM   #9
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Cosplay is a word I don't know the meaning of.
I love blackbox for windows more than almost anything.

Interesting, since I know what cosplay is (at least the general concept) but have no clue what "blackbox for windows" is.
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Old 05-12-2010, 09:35 PM   #10
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Old 05-12-2010, 09:37 PM   #11
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I'd be willing to pay extra if they'd top off the lawn mower.
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Old 05-12-2010, 09:38 PM   #12
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Old 05-12-2010, 09:39 PM   #13
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On campus the other day, I saw a young woman with the most perfect ass I have ever seen in my life. She was talking to her dad on the phone, and it dawned on me for the first time that her dad was probably a guy my age.

It made me feel creepy in a really sexy way.
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Old 05-12-2010, 09:46 PM   #14
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Old 05-12-2010, 09:52 PM   #15
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I know people have a global greivance with the concept of diet soda. Fine. Not the point here.

The point is -- who the fuck puts 5 grams of sugar (and 6 grams of carbohydrates) into a diet soda? (See diet orange crush)

I have the same beef with Propel.
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Old 05-12-2010, 09:56 PM   #16
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Old 05-12-2010, 09:58 PM   #17
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I almost burst into tears every time I see the clip of Joe Sakic handing the Stanley Cup to Ray Bourque. Nothing in the world chokes me up faster than that.

Completely unrelated, but I saw Bo bo McCalebb playing in the Euroleage final 4 the other night. Dude is quick.
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Old 05-12-2010, 09:58 PM   #18
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My neighbor's wife makes a point of constantly posting things on facebook that she does on a daily basis "going to Wal-Mart, playing with the kids". Sure, I could ignore her, but instead I come up with sarcastic posts to counter what she considers important news.

I find facebook morbidly fascinating and highly irritating simultaneously.
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Old 05-12-2010, 10:01 PM   #19
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I don't care how much science is behind it, but the "your steak should be the size of a deck of cards" has got to be the most ridiculously irritating thing anyone has ever said to me.
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Old 05-12-2010, 10:02 PM   #20
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I almost burst into tears every time I see the clip of Joe Sakic handing the Stanley Cup to Ray Bourque. Nothing in the world chokes me up faster than that.
Let me rephrase this. I DO burst into tears sometimes when I see this clip. I just watched it and I'm crying for the first time in months.

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Completely unrelated, but I saw Bo bo McCalebb playing in the Euroleage final 4 the other night. Dude is quick.
I hope he gets to play on an NBA summer league team. He's really small for a SG, but I hope somebody on this side of the ocean gives him a shot.
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Old 05-12-2010, 10:05 PM   #21
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My neighbor's wife makes a point of constantly posting things on facebook that she does on a daily basis "going to Wal-Mart, playing with the kids". Sure, I could ignore her, but instead I come up with sarcastic posts to counter what she considers important news.

I find facebook morbidly fascinating and highly irritating simultaneously.

Do you ever post things back like "I saw you through your back window when you were doing that, you looked nice," or "You took exactly 51 minutes inside Wal-Mart, I know because I was in the parking lot timing you," and things like that in a general creepy way?
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Old 05-12-2010, 10:11 PM   #22
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Old 05-12-2010, 10:13 PM   #23
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I know people have a global greivance with the concept of diet soda. Fine. Not the point here.

The point is -- who the fuck puts 5 grams of sugar (and 6 grams of carbohydrates) into a diet soda? (See diet orange crush)

Isn't that what diet is? Less calories than the original?
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Old 05-12-2010, 10:22 PM   #24
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Cosplay is a word I don't know the meaning of.

This is cosplay:
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Old 05-12-2010, 10:25 PM   #25
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Old 05-12-2010, 10:27 PM   #26
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Old 05-12-2010, 10:33 PM   #27
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I was recently made aware that there are "vast numbers" of women out there who honestly believe that their husbands never think of anyone but them during sex and consider the very notion of it the equivalent of being cheated on.

This blows my mind.
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Old 05-12-2010, 10:33 PM   #28
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This is also cosplay:
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Old 05-12-2010, 10:40 PM   #29
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Old 05-12-2010, 10:51 PM   #30
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This is also cosplay:

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Old 05-12-2010, 10:52 PM   #31
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A friend of mine had her breasts enhanced, I'm gonna ask if if I can cop a feel next month.
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Old 05-12-2010, 10:59 PM   #32
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Old 05-12-2010, 11:28 PM   #33
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Long story short..

Told a friend I was gonna watch some shows on my DVR then it's lights out...
Convo leads to what the phrase "lights out" means...
He takes it literally, as in the lights will be turned out and subsequently go to sleep..
I told him he's on crack, I've never heard someone take it like that...
To me, and what I thought was the rest of the world, "lights out" indicates I'm gonna knock the eff out, as in i just took a straight right to the jaw from Brock Lesnar

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Old 05-12-2010, 11:39 PM   #34
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Old 05-12-2010, 11:39 PM   #35
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Another example of cosplay.

And Lights Out can mean both things, depending on context, although I'm most familiar with it as your friend interprets it.
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Old 05-12-2010, 11:46 PM   #36
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Long story short..

Told a friend I was gonna watch some shows on my DVR then it's lights out...
Convo leads to what the phrase "lights out" means...
He takes it literally, as in the lights will be turned out and subsequently go to sleep..
I told him he's on crack, I've never heard someone take it like that...
To me, and what I thought was the rest of the world, "lights out" indicates I'm gonna knock the eff out, as in i just took a straight right to the jaw from Brock Lesnar

I'm confused by this story. You're saying you told your friend you'll watch some shows, and then "lights out"... you couldn't have meant you're gonna go kick the crap out of someone after watching some shows? So you're saying it's bedtime. But then you say your friend thinks it means bedtime and you think it means kick the crap out of someone?
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Old 05-12-2010, 11:49 PM   #37
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I'm confused by this story. You're saying you told your friend you'll watch some shows, and then "lights out"... you couldn't have meant you're gonna go kick the crap out of someone after watching some shows? So you're saying it's bedtime. But then you say your friend thinks it means bedtime and you think it means kick the crap out of someone?

Negative... perhaps I worded it poorly. We both had the same general idea, that I'm going to sleep. When I say lights out, I mean it as I'm absolutely exhausted and I'm gonna pass out, as in I just got knocked out. He thinks of it as you are literally gonna turn the lights out and fall asleep. Same idea, I know, just different interpretations.
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Old 05-12-2010, 11:50 PM   #38
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Well I think it's actually the same thing. I've never thought of the "going to sleep" version meaning literally turn the lights off. I always assumed lights out = "nothing going on upstairs". Whether it is because of being knocked out or just generally falling asleep seems irrelevant.
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I was driving across the plains of eastern New Mexico back in '92 around 3am. Pink Floyd's "Great Gig in the Sky" was playing, and there was an awesome lightning display from a thunderstorm out in the distance.
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Old 05-13-2010, 06:32 AM   #43
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One of those perfect moments in life:

I was driving across the plains of eastern New Mexico back in '92 around 3am. Pink Floyd's "Great Gig in the Sky" was playing, and there was an awesome lightning display from a thunderstorm out in the distance.

had a similar moment flying into Syracuse during a snowstorm while listening to Zeppelin's In The Light.
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For the record, I have seen many examples of cosplay. I still don't know what the word means. Nor where it comes from and why it is used instead of "dress-up" for example.
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Another example of cosplay.
Why do I have this deep fear that one of these people is a dude?
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For the record, I have seen many examples of cosplay. I still don't know what the word means. Nor where it comes from and why it is used instead of "dress-up" for example.

cosplay = shorter version of costume play
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Why do I have this deep fear that one of these people is a dude?

I think one of them is a Justin Bieber.
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Old 05-13-2010, 08:34 AM   #49
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