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Old 05-26-2010, 08:26 PM   #351
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I have a pair of white jeans that I got from Zara. They rock.

Does that make them Zara Whites?
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Old 05-26-2010, 08:30 PM   #352
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Does that make them Zara Whites?

Winner, for the early 90s porn star reference!!!
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Old 05-26-2010, 11:28 PM   #353
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today my boss came down to my warehouse and she was wearing this little summer dress. i was doing some paperwork at my desk and she came over and leaned over to write something next to me, waggling her breasts in my face. i about fell out of my chair. then about 5 minutes later, she crossed the room to grab something off a shelf. she had to reach up to get what she wanted and her dress started to ride up. well she turned around and said "is my ass showing? or can i keep reaching?" i said keep reaching! and she turned around told me to fuck off.

i like my job. it has lots of nice perks.
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Old 05-26-2010, 11:44 PM   #354
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also: anybody who went to high school in the '80s knows white jeans are for fags

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Old 05-27-2010, 07:45 AM   #355
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today my boss came down to my warehouse and she was wearing this little summer dress. i was doing some paperwork at my desk and she came over and leaned over to write something next to me, waggling her breasts in my face. i about fell out of my chair. then about 5 minutes later, she crossed the room to grab something off a shelf. she had to reach up to get what she wanted and her dress started to ride up. well she turned around and said "is my ass showing? or can i keep reaching?" i said keep reaching! and she turned around told me to fuck off.

i like my job. it has lots of nice perks
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But you have to work for a woman.
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Old 05-27-2010, 08:25 AM   #356
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Old 05-27-2010, 09:16 AM   #357
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Old 05-27-2010, 10:29 AM   #358
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today my boss came down to my warehouse and she was wearing this little summer dress. i was doing some paperwork at my desk and she came over and leaned over to write something next to me, waggling her breasts in my face. i about fell out of my chair. then about 5 minutes later, she crossed the room to grab something off a shelf. she had to reach up to get what she wanted and her dress started to ride up. well she turned around and said "is my ass showing? or can i keep reaching?" i said keep reaching! and she turned around told me to fuck off.

i like my job. it has lots of nice perks.

This is FOFC, not Penthouse Forum.
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Old 05-27-2010, 11:20 AM   #359
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I can't believe that I went way out of my way to buy a couple of Krispy Kreme donuts last night and I completely forgot about them this morning.
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Old 05-27-2010, 12:12 PM   #360
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I'm thinking of painting the backyard into an orange and white checkerboard when the roommate leaves for a month long trip to Europe in July.
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Old 05-27-2010, 12:33 PM   #361
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Old 05-27-2010, 12:36 PM   #362
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I can't believe that I went way out of my way to buy a couple of Krispy Kreme donuts last night and I completely forgot about them this morning.

Sounds to me like a perfect excuse for Krispy Kreme burgers tonight!

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Old 05-27-2010, 12:37 PM   #363
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I'm thinking of painting the backyard into an orange and white checkerboard when the roommate leaves for a month long trip to Europe in July.


Don't do that to the entire backyard....




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Old 05-27-2010, 12:38 PM   #364
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Now you're just going to have to wait that much longer...
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Old 05-27-2010, 12:48 PM   #365
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Now you're just going to have to wait that much longer...

You're going to make me beg, aren't you?
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Old 05-27-2010, 12:51 PM   #366
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Sounds to me like a perfect excuse for Krispy Kreme burgers tonight!

/tk

I got maple donuts, so not too sure how that would taste.
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Old 05-27-2010, 01:02 PM   #367
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Old 05-27-2010, 01:34 PM   #368
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There's entirely too much pants talking going on in this thread. And someone even said something about them being in fashion for the season. FOFC, where have you gone?

And that link for pants? $65?!?! I can get 4+ pair of jeans for that.

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Old 05-27-2010, 01:54 PM   #369
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Old 05-27-2010, 01:55 PM   #370
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I can't believe that I went way out of my way to buy a couple of Krispy Kreme donuts last night and I completely forgot about them this morning.

I can't believe you went out of you way to buy Krispy Kreme donuts last night and did not consume them immediately! Krispy Kremes are meant to be eaten hot right off the line!
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Old 05-27-2010, 01:58 PM   #371
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I can't believe you went out of you way to buy Krispy Kreme donuts last night and did not consume them immediately! Krispy Kremes are meant to be eaten hot right off the line!

Haha! I just wanted to get home (still had about 45 minutes of a drive left) and by the time I did get home, I opened up a beer. Beer and donuts just didn't sound like a good combo, so, I told myself to just have them in the morning. Needless to say, that didn't work out either.
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Old 05-27-2010, 02:05 PM   #372
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Just from a "I used to be on that side of the phone" perspective. Yelling gets you nowhere. But I do feel your pain.

I didn't see this the other day. I wasn't yelling to get results at that point. I was yelling because I was extremely pissed off and wanted to vent, and also because just maybe if enough people complain about their ridiculously poor support process that it will be improved. If this were any non-essential service(an issue with a banking account, credit card, etc), I would have canceled my service on the spot long before I lost my cool with these incompetent fools.

This finally got resolved today.

Saturday: minor storm, internet issues
Sunday: DSL Modem resets every 15 minutes, I replace every filter and phone cord in the house at the suggestion of support. We had a longer cord going from DSL to the wall than we needed anyway, so that's cool.
Monday: Service guy doesn't show but internet seems fine so I shrug.
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Wednesday: No dial tone on phones, internet fine.
Thursday: Service guy comes out, spends 4 hours working and says he found a cabling problem way down the line and fixed a number of line issues. All seems well. Hooray!


The service guy was great. I'm just venting about the incompetent phone support people jerking me around endlessly.

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Old 05-27-2010, 02:15 PM   #373
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Pants? Where we're going, we don't need...pants.
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Old 05-27-2010, 02:50 PM   #374
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The yard isn't that big. I think, with help, I could get it all done in a day.

I'm gonna have to research what I need to do.
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Old 05-27-2010, 02:51 PM   #375
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And that link for pants? $65?!?! I can get 4+ pair of jeans for that.

4 pairs of crappy jeans


I guess I probably shouldn't say that most of my jeans cost more than that... and that's 50% off list price.
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Old 05-27-2010, 02:52 PM   #376
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Old 05-27-2010, 02:54 PM   #377
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Old 05-27-2010, 03:14 PM   #378
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Old 05-27-2010, 03:52 PM   #379
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I'm glad I don't find it necessary to pay that much for clothes. Leaves more money for video games.
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Old 05-27-2010, 03:57 PM   #380
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I'm glad I don't find it necessary to pay that much for clothes. Leaves more money for video games.

+1

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Old 05-27-2010, 04:02 PM   #381
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Old 05-27-2010, 04:09 PM   #382
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Old 05-27-2010, 04:09 PM   #383
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And wash your hands BEFORE you pee after eating foods like that.
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Old 05-27-2010, 04:13 PM   #384
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Old 05-27-2010, 04:21 PM   #385
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Old 05-27-2010, 04:30 PM   #386
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LOL!!!

I hope that was supposed to be satirical, because I found it amusing
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Old 05-27-2010, 04:38 PM   #387
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Old 05-27-2010, 04:43 PM   #388
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I'm trying to figure out what to do for dinner. Pizza or leftover chili (5th night in a row) or something else.

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Old 05-27-2010, 04:44 PM   #389
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Hot dog or italian beef?

Cheeseburger actually. I love their burgers, and there's plenty of other places around for a good dog or italian beef (got a Luke's just down the street from where I live).
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Old 05-27-2010, 04:44 PM   #390
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I'm trying to figure out what to do for dinner. Pizza or leftover chili (5th night in a row) or something else.

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Chili Pizza it is!!!
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Old 05-27-2010, 04:51 PM   #391
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yes and b4 you get intimate with someone too.

This is probably too much information.
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Old 05-27-2010, 04:52 PM   #392
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Old 05-27-2010, 04:53 PM   #393
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It's starting to really warm up out here. Not warm enough that trees are fighting over dogs, but it's getting there.
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Old 05-27-2010, 04:53 PM   #394
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Old 05-27-2010, 04:57 PM   #395
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I just remembered I still have Dataking's Madden and Grand Theft Auto games.

I haven't had this much sun exposure since I was in Africa. Face, ears, neck, arms and legs are all in skin peel mode.
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Old 05-27-2010, 05:02 PM   #396
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Cheeseburger actually. I love their burgers, and there's plenty of other places around for a good dog or italian beef (got a Luke's just down the street from where I live).
Everything they make is good. I love their milkshakes too.
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Old 05-27-2010, 05:18 PM   #397
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I just remembered I still have Dataking's Madden and Grand Theft Auto games.
For a console that I haven't touched in years. Keep 'em.
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Old 05-27-2010, 05:28 PM   #398
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Old 05-27-2010, 06:13 PM   #399
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This is probably too much information.

Or not enough. I can't decide.
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Jesus, what did you do with the tomato plant?!

Wouldn't YOU like to know.

Nah, surgery is for the herniated disc that didn't respond enough to the injection. I'm tired of not being able to stand for longer than a minute or so without pain.

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