Things you'd rather do instead of play Monopoly.

stevew · 01-12-2013, 09:46 PM

Since we don't have enough Monopoly threads.

sterlingice · 01-12-2013, 09:47 PM

If I could post 3 polls in one thread I would

SI

Comey · 01-12-2013, 09:48 PM

I'd rather do this? That's pretty presumptuous, don't you think?

PilotMan · 01-12-2013, 09:49 PM

Still waiting for it.

Abe Sargent · 01-12-2013, 09:49 PM

I'd rather play good board games or bad video games on up. Or watch really bad reality shows on TLC or some bad cable channel

Abe Sargent · 01-12-2013, 09:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PilotMan

Still waiting for it.

Staying away from the obvious sex joke. It's a bit too easy, like T BAll

PilotMan · 01-12-2013, 09:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Abe Sargent

Staying away from the obvious sex joke. Sometimes you have to stay away from poking bears.

Since it was a statement instead of a question I figured he had a great idea.

TLK · 01-12-2013, 10:00 PM

Whitney is hott!

Young Drachma · 01-12-2013, 10:02 PM

Yes, it's possible to edit the title of the thread after you post it. #justsaying

Desnudo · 01-12-2013, 10:05 PM

I definitely would prefer monopoly to the options you listed

Buccaneer · 01-12-2013, 11:55 PM

or listening to stevew continously bitching about something or another.

stevew · 01-13-2013, 12:37 AM

Still preferable to monopoly.

Young Drachma · 01-13-2013, 12:39 AM

Monopoly is awesome.

Galaxy · 01-13-2013, 03:11 AM

How the hell is Whitney still on the air? The worst show I've ever seen.

Coffee Warlord · 01-13-2013, 10:07 AM

Nothing wrong with Monopoly.

hoopsguy · 01-13-2013, 10:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Desnudo

I definitely would prefer monopoly to the options you listed

Not all of them.

hoopsguy · 01-13-2013, 10:10 AM

I think we've already established that monopoly > cellmate rape.

The rest appears to still be up for grabs.

hoopsguy · 01-13-2013, 10:12 AM

Also interesting to learn that mckerney would rather suffer through AIDS, tetanus, cock in zipper, and AOL dialup than the Whitney marathon.

Now how to work in a Christian Ponder joke with this information?

View Poll Results: things preferable to playing Monopoly
zip your cock up in your zipper	3	21.43%
contract AIDS	1	7.14%
get raped by your cellmate	0	0%
contract malaria on a tropical vacation	1	7.14%
switch to AOL dialup	3	21.43%
attend a Jai Alai match with no betting	10	71.43%
slip on ice	5	35.71%
watch a Whitney/Guys With Kids marathon	3	21.43%
contract tetanus	2	14.29%
Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 14. You may not vote on this poll

01-12-2013, 09:47 PM	#2
sterlingice Hall Of Famer Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Back in Houston!	If I could post 3 polls in one thread I would SI __________________ Houston Hippopotami, III.3: 20th Anniversary Thread - All former HT players are encouraged to check it out! Janos: "Only America could produce an imbecile of your caliber!" Freakazoid: "That's because we make lots of things better than other people!"

01-12-2013, 09:48 PM	#3
Comey College Starter Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: CT via PA via CA via PA	I'd rather do this? That's pretty presumptuous, don't you think? __________________

01-12-2013, 09:49 PM	#4
PilotMan Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Seven miles up	Still waiting for it. __________________ He's just like if Snow White was competitive, horny, and capable of beating the shit out of anyone that called her Pops. Like Steam? Join the FOFC Steam group here: http://steamcommunity.com/groups/FOFConSteam

01-12-2013, 09:49 PM	#5
Abe Sargent Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Catonsville, MD	I'd rather play good board games or bad video games on up. Or watch really bad reality shows on TLC or some bad cable channel __________________ Check out my two current weekly Magic columns! https://www.coolstuffinc.com/a/?action=search&page=1&author[]=Abe%20Sargent

01-12-2013, 10:00 PM	#8
TLK Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Allen Park, MI	Whitney is hott!

01-12-2013, 10:02 PM	#9
Young Drachma Dark Cloud Join Date: Apr 2001	Yes, it's possible to edit the title of the thread after you post it. #justsaying __________________ Current dynasty: OOTP25 Blitz: RTS meets Moneyball \| OOTP Mod: GM Excel Competitive Balance Tax/Revenue Sharing Calc \| FBCB Mods on Github

01-12-2013, 10:05 PM	#10
Desnudo Coordinator Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Here and There	I definitely would prefer monopoly to the options you listed

01-12-2013, 11:55 PM	#11
Buccaneer Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Colorado	or listening to stevew continously bitching about something or another.

01-13-2013, 12:37 AM	#12
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	Still preferable to monopoly.

01-13-2013, 12:39 AM	#13
Young Drachma Dark Cloud Join Date: Apr 2001	Monopoly is awesome. __________________ Current dynasty: OOTP25 Blitz: RTS meets Moneyball \| OOTP Mod: GM Excel Competitive Balance Tax/Revenue Sharing Calc \| FBCB Mods on Github

01-13-2013, 03:11 AM	#14
Galaxy Coordinator Join Date: Apr 2005	How the hell is Whitney still on the air? The worst show I've ever seen.

01-13-2013, 10:07 AM	#15
Coffee Warlord Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Colorado Springs	Nothing wrong with Monopoly.

01-13-2013, 10:10 AM	#17
hoopsguy General Manager Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Chicago	I think we've already established that monopoly > cellmate rape. The rest appears to still be up for grabs.

01-13-2013, 10:12 AM	#18
hoopsguy General Manager Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Chicago	Also interesting to learn that mckerney would rather suffer through AIDS, tetanus, cock in zipper, and AOL dialup than the Whitney marathon. Now how to work in a Christian Ponder joke with this information?

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