Has Hannah Storm turned into a MILF?

BYU 14 · 03-17-2009, 12:37 AM

She never really did anything for me before, but I must admit, somewhat ashamedly, that watching her now on Sportscenter I find her kind of hot in some way I can't explain. All flirting with the camera and winking at me.

Am I crazy?

Karlifornia · 03-17-2009, 02:07 AM

I agree, man. It really came out of nowhere. I'm going to have to do a google image search

larnott · 03-17-2009, 04:20 AM

hxxp://deadspin.com/search/hannah%20storm/

cuervo72 · 03-17-2009, 08:15 AM

Always been a Hannah fan.

Subby · 03-17-2009, 09:07 AM

She is out of control hot these days. Agreed that I never gave her a second look in the past.

Her Wikipedia entry is pretty funny: "Numerous websites devoted to women TV personalities have given her cougar and MILF awards."

Logan · 03-17-2009, 09:22 AM

They all turn into cougars...all it takes is time.

It's her time.

spleen1015 · 03-17-2009, 09:32 AM

She did one segment where she was standing up the whole time for about 3 minutes and it was AAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

RainMaker · 03-17-2009, 08:47 PM

I just don't get how I missed her hotness when she was younger. Probably because she had a boy's haircut. But she is definitely a cougar and closing in on Erin Andrew's status.

Senator · 03-17-2009, 09:51 PM

The greatest college football player of all time and then future time thinks so.

BYU 14 · 03-17-2009, 11:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Senator

The greatest college football player of all time and then future time thinks so.

Damn, I want to be a Heisman winner!!!

You would never know she is old enough to be his Mom.

Flasch186 · 03-17-2009, 11:08 PM

Daddy likes it

Swaggs · 03-17-2009, 11:16 PM

She looks naughty in that picture...

Neuqua · 03-17-2009, 11:23 PM

I've always had a thing for Hannah Storm, even through my high school/college years and I am enjoying the "respect" she has gotten as of late. We had a pretty humorous email thread the other day where pretty much the same group of buddies from high school all apologized and recognized my talent to spot hotness.

Flasch186 · 03-18-2009, 06:39 AM

I mean honestly, that Espn snapshot at the top looks like we were in the middle of a hot night of passion when she said, "really, stop. I have to go do Sportscenter in 50 minutes." and then 20 minutes later was like, "Seriously. I have to go. I have to do the show in 30 minutes." than 15 minutes later she was like, "We cant be doing this I'm on in 15 minutes." and on her way out the door she just threw on one of my shirts....because Im a lumberjack in this dream.

flere-imsaho · 03-18-2009, 08:11 AM

Aren't you a lumberjack in all of your dreams?

Mustang · 03-18-2009, 08:26 AM

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Originally Posted by larnott

hxxp://deadspin.com/search/hannah%20storm/

She looks like Sigourney Weaver in that pic except attractive.

Subby · 03-18-2009, 08:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Flasch186

I mean honestly, that Espn snapshot at the top looks like we were in the middle of a hot night of passion when she said, "really, stop. I have to go do Sportscenter in 50 minutes." and then 20 minutes later was like, "Seriously. I have to go. I have to do the show in 30 minutes." than 15 minutes later she was like, "We cant be doing this I'm on in 15 minutes." and on her way out the door she just threw on one of my shirts....because Im a lumberjack in this dream.

This is unquestionably your best post ever.

flere-imsaho · 03-18-2009, 09:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Subby

This is unquestionably your best post ever.

It's the absence of stuff like "HS, RS, BF" and whatnot that does it.

Flasch186 · 03-18-2009, 08:16 PM

Here she is at the monthly Cougar 432 meeting:

Noop · 03-18-2009, 08:38 PM

Noop · 03-18-2009, 08:38 PM

Aisha Tyler>>>>>>>>>>____________________

KWhit · 03-18-2009, 08:59 PM

On the Celebrity Hotness Scale, she rates a 4. Just above Lily Allen and her monster calves.

Noop · 03-18-2009, 09:07 PM

You're far too kind.

Karlifornia · 03-18-2009, 09:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Noop

Aisha Tyler>>>>>>>>>>____________________

What does Aisha Tyler have to do with anything?

Flasch186 · 03-18-2009, 09:16 PM

but on a specific Cougar scale she's about an 8 and the ESPN picture where she's wearing my shirt is a 9....again on the Cougar scale.

JimboJ · 03-18-2009, 09:25 PM

I don't get how she's a cougar. Wikipedia defines cougar as an older woman who sexually pursues men at least eight years her junior. Don't you mean MILF?

Buccaneer · 03-18-2009, 09:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Karlifornia

What does Aisha Tyler have to do with anything?

She has a darker complexion than Hannah Storm.

Flasch186 · 03-18-2009, 10:05 PM

I am 8 years her younger and I tried to tell her she was going to be late but her tongue was down my throat.

Noop · 03-18-2009, 10:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Karlifornia

What does Aisha Tyler have to do with anything?

My idea of a good looking cougar.

Noop · 03-18-2009, 10:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Buccaneer

She has a darker complexion than Hannah Storm.

Getting a late night stretch eh?

Radii · 03-18-2009, 10:15 PM

Aisha Tyler is very hot, but not even 40. Not comparable.

JonInMiddleGA · 03-18-2009, 10:18 PM

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Originally Posted by JimboJ

I don't get how she's a cougar. Wikipedia defines cougar as an older woman who sexually pursues men at least eight years her junior. Don't you mean MILF?

I'm glad someone else wondered about this, I was starting to think it was just some confusion on my part.

Noop · 03-18-2009, 10:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Radii

Aisha Tyler is very hot, but not even 40. Not comparable.

She's almost 40.

DanGarion · 03-19-2009, 09:44 AM

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Originally Posted by KWhit

On the Celebrity Hotness Scale, she rates a 4. Just above Lily Allen and her monster calves.

She's way above Lily Allen. Saw Hannah Storm on Scrubs last night, she has great legs and she's quite the looker.

Mizzou B-ball fan · 03-19-2009, 10:15 AM

Here's what you wrote........

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Originally Posted by DanGarion

She's way above Lily Allen. Saw Hannah Storm on Scrubs last night, she has great legs and she's quite the looker.

And here's what I read........

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Originally Posted by DanGarion

She's way above Lily Allen. Saw Hannah Storm on Scrubs last night, she has great legs and she's quite the hooker.

Obviously, a missed translation.

DanGarion · 03-19-2009, 10:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Mizzou B-ball fan

Here's what you wrote........

And here's what I read........

Obviously, a missed translation.

Hahhahaahaa

Matthean · 03-19-2009, 10:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Noop

She's almost 40.

And thus disqualified.

Noop · 03-19-2009, 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Matthean

And thus disqualified.

Without going into some long explanation why that definition is not even applicable I will just say I disagree.

BYU 14 · 03-19-2009, 12:49 PM

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Originally Posted by JimboJ

I don't get how she's a cougar. Wikipedia defines cougar as an older woman who sexually pursues men at least eight years her junior. Don't you mean MILF?

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Originally Posted by JonInMiddleGA

I'm glad someone else wondered about this, I was starting to think it was just some confusion on my part.

Did you guys not see the picture of her and Tebow

Philliesfan980 · 03-19-2009, 09:06 PM

Man, I'm having a harder time thinking of someone whose undergone such a transformation for the better.

hxxp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JxS4qoDT0A&feature=related

MacroGuru · 03-19-2009, 11:17 PM

All I know is I had a dream last night that had Hannah Storm and Megan Fox in it. They were dressed as naughty school teachers and I was their student and....well anyway, you get the gist.....

BYU 14 · 03-20-2009, 08:27 AM

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Originally Posted by MacroGuru

All I know is I had a dream last night that had Hannah Storm and Megan Fox in it. They were dressed as naughty school teachers and I was their student and....well anyway, you get the gist.....

I'm sure you gave them both a nice shiny red Apple.

Galaxy · 03-20-2009, 08:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Flasch186

Here she is at the monthly Cougar 432 meeting:

Wearing Leopard print is the cougar uniform. I hope her husband, Dan Hicks, knows.

Flasch186 · 12-08-2009, 08:00 AM

the cougar is out in full effect this morning

BYU 14 · 12-08-2009, 08:21 AM

Like a fine Wine

George · 12-08-2009, 09:23 AM

The ending is particularly good.

Flasch186 · 12-08-2009, 09:31 AM

she knows what she's doin...

Julio Riddols · 12-08-2009, 09:33 AM

She kind of reminds me of the MILF from Weeds.

BYU 14 · 12-08-2009, 11:23 AM

Her and Sage Steele need to make out.

INDalltheway · 12-08-2009, 12:55 PM

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Originally Posted by BYU 14

Her and Sage Steele need to make out.

+1

03-17-2009, 02:07 AM	#2
Karlifornia Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: San Jose, CA	I agree, man. It really came out of nowhere. I'm going to have to do a google image search __________________ Look into the mind of a crazy man (NSFW) http://www.whitepowerupdate.wordpress.com

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larnott n00b Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Portland, OR	hxxp://deadspin.com/search/hannah%20storm/ Last edited by larnott : 03-17-2009 at 04:25 AM.

03-17-2009, 08:15 AM	#4
cuervo72 Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Maryland	Always been a Hannah fan. __________________ null

03-17-2009, 09:07 AM	#5
Subby lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: sans pants	She is out of control hot these days. Agreed that I never gave her a second look in the past. Her Wikipedia entry is pretty funny: "Numerous websites devoted to women TV personalities have given her cougar and MILF awards." __________________ Superman was flying around and saw Wonder Woman getting a tan in the nude on her balcony. Superman said I going to hit that real fast. So he flys down toward Wonder Woman to hit it and their is a loud scream. The Invincible Man scream what just hit me in the ass!!!!! I do shit, I take pictures, I write about it: chrisshue.com

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03-17-2009, 09:22 AM	#6
Logan Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: NYC	They all turn into cougars...all it takes is time. It's her time.

03-17-2009, 09:32 AM	#7
spleen1015 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003	She did one segment where she was standing up the whole time for about 3 minutes and it was AAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

03-17-2009, 08:47 PM	#8
RainMaker General Manager Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Chicago, IL	I just don't get how I missed her hotness when she was younger. Probably because she had a boy's haircut. But she is definitely a cougar and closing in on Erin Andrew's status.

03-17-2009, 11:08 PM	#11
Flasch186 Coordinator Join Date: May 2002 Location: Jacksonville, FL	Daddy likes it __________________ Jacksonville-florida-homes-for-sale Putting a New Spin on Real Estate! ----------------------------------------------------------- Commissioner of the USFL USFL

03-17-2009, 11:16 PM	#12
Swaggs Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000	She looks naughty in that picture... __________________ DOWN WITH HATTRICK!!! The RWBL Are you reading In The Bleachers?

03-17-2009, 11:23 PM	#13
Neuqua Pro Rookie Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Chicago, Ill	I've always had a thing for Hannah Storm, even through my high school/college years and I am enjoying the "respect" she has gotten as of late. We had a pretty humorous email thread the other day where pretty much the same group of buddies from high school all apologized and recognized my talent to spot hotness. __________________ Our Deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourselves, 'Who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, fabulous?' Actually, who are you not to be?

03-18-2009, 06:39 AM	#14
Flasch186 Coordinator Join Date: May 2002 Location: Jacksonville, FL	I mean honestly, that Espn snapshot at the top looks like we were in the middle of a hot night of passion when she said, "really, stop. I have to go do Sportscenter in 50 minutes." and then 20 minutes later was like, "Seriously. I have to go. I have to do the show in 30 minutes." than 15 minutes later she was like, "We cant be doing this I'm on in 15 minutes." and on her way out the door she just threw on one of my shirts....because Im a lumberjack in this dream. __________________ Jacksonville-florida-homes-for-sale Putting a New Spin on Real Estate! ----------------------------------------------------------- Commissioner of the USFL USFL

03-18-2009, 08:11 AM	#15
flere-imsaho Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Chicagoland	Aren't you a lumberjack in all of your dreams?

03-18-2009, 08:16 PM	#19
Flasch186 Coordinator Join Date: May 2002 Location: Jacksonville, FL	Here she is at the monthly Cougar 432 meeting: __________________ Jacksonville-florida-homes-for-sale Putting a New Spin on Real Estate! ----------------------------------------------------------- Commissioner of the USFL USFL

03-18-2009, 08:38 PM	#20
Noop Bonafide Seminole Fan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Miami	Meh. __________________ Subby's favorite woman hater.

03-18-2009, 08:59 PM	#22
KWhit Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Conyers GA	On the Celebrity Hotness Scale, she rates a 4. Just above Lily Allen and her monster calves.

03-18-2009, 09:07 PM	#23
Noop Bonafide Seminole Fan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Miami	You're far too kind. __________________ Subby's favorite woman hater.

03-18-2009, 09:16 PM	#25
Flasch186 Coordinator Join Date: May 2002 Location: Jacksonville, FL	but on a specific Cougar scale she's about an 8 and the ESPN picture where she's wearing my shirt is a 9....again on the Cougar scale. __________________ Jacksonville-florida-homes-for-sale Putting a New Spin on Real Estate! ----------------------------------------------------------- Commissioner of the USFL USFL

03-18-2009, 09:25 PM	#26
JimboJ High School Varsity Join Date: Aug 2003	I don't get how she's a cougar. Wikipedia defines cougar as an older woman who sexually pursues men at least eight years her junior. Don't you mean MILF?

03-18-2009, 10:05 PM	#28
Flasch186 Coordinator Join Date: May 2002 Location: Jacksonville, FL	I am 8 years her younger and I tried to tell her she was going to be late but her tongue was down my throat. __________________ Jacksonville-florida-homes-for-sale Putting a New Spin on Real Estate! ----------------------------------------------------------- Commissioner of the USFL USFL

03-18-2009, 10:15 PM	#31
Radii Head Coach Join Date: Jul 2001	Aisha Tyler is very hot, but not even 40. Not comparable.

03-19-2009, 09:06 PM	#40
Philliesfan980 Banned Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Exton, PA	Man, I'm having a harder time thinking of someone whose undergone such a transformation for the better. hxxp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JxS4qoDT0A&feature=related

03-19-2009, 11:17 PM	#41
MacroGuru Coordinator Join Date: May 2003 Location: Utah	All I know is I had a dream last night that had Hannah Storm and Megan Fox in it. They were dressed as naughty school teachers and I was their student and....well anyway, you get the gist..... __________________ "forgetting what is in the past, I strive for the future"

12-08-2009, 08:00 AM	#44
Flasch186 Coordinator Join Date: May 2002 Location: Jacksonville, FL	the cougar is out in full effect this morning __________________ Jacksonville-florida-homes-for-sale Putting a New Spin on Real Estate! ----------------------------------------------------------- Commissioner of the USFL USFL

12-08-2009, 08:21 AM	#45
BYU 14 Coordinator Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: The scorched Desert	Like a fine Wine

12-08-2009, 09:23 AM	#46
George H.S. Freshman Team Join Date: Aug 2005	The ending is particularly good.

12-08-2009, 09:31 AM	#47
Flasch186 Coordinator Join Date: May 2002 Location: Jacksonville, FL	she knows what she's doin... __________________ Jacksonville-florida-homes-for-sale Putting a New Spin on Real Estate! ----------------------------------------------------------- Commissioner of the USFL USFL

12-08-2009, 09:33 AM	#48
Julio Riddols College Prospect Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Bryson Shitty, NC	She kind of reminds me of the MILF from Weeds. __________________ Recklessly enthused, stubbornly amused. FUCK EA

12-08-2009, 11:23 AM	#49
BYU 14 Coordinator Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: The scorched Desert	Her and Sage Steele need to make out.

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