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Old 06-15-2010, 11:00 AM   #1
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ping Ohioans - Touchdown Jesus gets hit by lightning and burns down!




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Old 06-15-2010, 11:01 AM   #2
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isn't this the 3rd sign of the apocolypse?
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Old 06-15-2010, 11:04 AM   #3
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This is better if you want before and after images if unfamiliar -

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Old 06-15-2010, 11:04 AM   #4
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isn't this the 3rd sign of the apocolypse?

That sneaky guy just works in mysterious ways! He burnt down his own dedication!
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Old 06-15-2010, 11:05 AM   #5
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That sneaky guy just works in mysterious ways! He burnt down his own dedication!
Oh, you think HE burnt it down?
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Old 06-15-2010, 11:20 AM   #6
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Wow, I remember driving past him when we would drive home from the airport in Dayton.
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Old 06-15-2010, 11:37 AM   #7
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Reminds me of the priest from Caddyshack.
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Old 06-15-2010, 11:37 AM   #8
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Shit, I just drove past it this morning and didn't notice.
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Old 06-15-2010, 11:51 AM   #9
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6-Story Jesus Statue in Ohio Struck by Lightning - ABC News
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Old 06-15-2010, 11:55 AM   #10
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Maybe there was a Klan meeting there last night and they ran out of crosses to burn?
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Old 06-15-2010, 12:28 PM   #11
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Really? SWEETTTTTTTTTTT
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Old 06-15-2010, 12:33 PM   #12
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Now it looks like Terminator Jesus.
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Old 06-15-2010, 12:34 PM   #13
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Zeus just laid claim to the supreme deity title.
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Old 06-15-2010, 01:17 PM   #14
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Don't worry, in a couple of days it will be good as new
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Old 06-15-2010, 01:57 PM   #15
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I like the witness who brought up that the Hustler Hollywood sign across the street went untouched during the storm
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Old 06-15-2010, 01:59 PM   #16
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I just want to know who in the world constructs a 6 story statute of wood? It isn't like lightening goes for high points or anything.
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Old 06-15-2010, 02:14 PM   #17
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Oh - it's not THE Touchdown Jesus hmm?

That sucks.
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Old 06-15-2010, 05:57 PM   #18
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Not touchdown Jesus, Zombie Jesus, because of the way he just rises up out of the ground to come and get you. I hate that thing, it doesn't seem like a very wise use of money. Very much personal grandstanding..
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Old 06-15-2010, 07:19 PM   #19
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I think this is mother natures way of saying this is what happens when you spend that much money on stupid shit
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Old 06-15-2010, 07:33 PM   #20
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I've never heard of this touchdown jesus.

Never heard of this Ohio place either.
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Old 06-15-2010, 09:55 PM   #21
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Rizon, it's just north of Cincinnati on the way to Dayton.
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Old 06-15-2010, 10:05 PM   #22
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Zeus just laid claim to the supreme deity title.

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Old 06-16-2010, 06:42 PM   #23
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Upon further review, the ball did not break the plane. No touchdown.
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Old 06-16-2010, 07:50 PM   #24
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My sister-in-law lives about 3 miles from it, so I've seen it several times. It's kind of creepy looking so I can't say I'll miss it. It is weird how it went up but the church seems fine.

And being from Indiana, Touchdown Jesus is at Notre Dame. That's what I thought when I first saw the headline somewhere else.
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