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Old 06-20-2010, 05:36 PM   #1
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Interesting anti-rape condom with teeth developed

Yikes!

South African doctor invents female condoms with 'teeth' to fight rape - CNN.com

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Old 06-20-2010, 05:56 PM   #2
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Old 06-20-2010, 06:23 PM   #3
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First those horns, now the teeth!
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Old 06-20-2010, 06:39 PM   #4
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Vagina dentata
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Old 06-20-2010, 06:45 PM   #5
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First those horns, now the teeth!

If only they could make a vuvuzella with little jagged teeth in the mouthpiece...
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Old 06-20-2010, 06:46 PM   #6
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I heard the French team was given a complementary batch...
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Old 06-20-2010, 06:54 PM   #7
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God damnit now how I am going to get laid?
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Old 06-20-2010, 08:08 PM   #8
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God damnit now how I am going to get laid?

Be cocky?
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Old 06-20-2010, 08:11 PM   #9
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I watched a horrible move with a similar premise.

Please tell me I was the only one to subject myself to that.
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Old 06-20-2010, 09:09 PM   #10
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I watched a horrible move with a similar premise.

Please tell me I was the only one to subject myself to that.

Saw it as a Netflix streaming option one day so I clicked on it. Big mistake.
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Old 06-20-2010, 10:24 PM   #11
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I heard the French team was given a complementary batch...

Of Vaginas?
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Old 06-20-2010, 10:28 PM   #12
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I watched a horrible move with a similar premise.

Please tell me I was the only one to subject myself to that.

Did it involve a cork with a razor blade?
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Old 06-20-2010, 11:07 PM   #13
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Of Vaginas?

They already had them...
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Old 06-20-2010, 11:33 PM   #14
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I have a feeling we'll be seeing an increase in anal raping.
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Old 06-21-2010, 01:07 AM   #15
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I have a feeling we'll be seeing an increase in anal raping.

Once again you find the silver lining
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Old 06-21-2010, 09:09 AM   #16
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Did it involve a cork with a razor blade?

More organic. Plus the severely graphic aftermath, which was on occasion paired with a hungry dog.
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Old 06-22-2010, 04:12 PM   #17
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They already had them...

So that explains today.
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Old 06-22-2010, 04:16 PM   #18
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I mean, honestly, doesn't this just increase the odds that the rape becomes a murder?
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Old 06-22-2010, 04:41 PM   #19
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I mean, honestly, doesn't this just increase the odds that the rape becomes a murder?

Perhaps. But you've still got that thing attached to your dick, and now you've committed a felony that might carry the death penalty.

So you've got that going for you, which is nice.

Snark aside, these things aren't meant to protect specific women. It's meant to be a safety-in-numbers exercise. If their use becomes widespread, and the would-be rapist *knows* that, does he roll the dice anyway, or does he decide it's not worth the risk? If the odds are one in a hundred that he's gonna get his dick caught in one of those things, then the unfortunate woman probably ends up a mortality.

If the odds are one in three, is he still willing to take that risk?

Couple tangential thoughts; while I don't know that I see an increase in murders being a logical outgrowth of the use of these things, it wouldn't shock me if more foreign objects started getting used as a way to "test the waters," as it were. But, again, I think that depends on what effect the existence of the anti-rape condom has on the mental calculus (such as it is) of the offenders.

Additionally, I have to think that these condoms have their best chance of success when paired with other self-defense methods. If you use it as a sort of passive-aggressive defense, I'm not sure what good ultimately comes of it. But if the women using them also have other self-defense methods available to them, whether it's some martial art, a taser, mace, or something else I'm not thinking of, then the anti-rape condoms end up being a last line of defense, of sorts. The idea is that eventually the attackers get conditioned to recognize that this prey - pardon the pun - has teeth.

If they start associating resistance with an unpleasant surprise lurking, then maybe the resistance alone eventually scares the would-be rapist away.

But, again, that depends on how widespread the usage of the anti-rape condom becomes.
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Old 06-22-2010, 04:49 PM   #20
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I mean, honestly, doesn't this just increase the odds that the rape becomes a murder?

Granted I don't know what goes on inside a rapists head, but I imagine they fall back and look at their junk in shock for about 68 hours straight. This gives the victim ample time to escape.
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Old 06-22-2010, 05:52 PM   #21
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What is to stop them from just removing it before raping their victim?
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Old 06-22-2010, 05:55 PM   #22
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What is to stop them from just removing it before raping their victim?

Yeah I don't get it either. Can't they just remove it and still proceed to do whatever they wanted? I haven't read the whole thread, but does the thing hurt? I heard only a doctor can remove it from the woman? What if she has it inserted but then wants to screw some dude. Does she have to tell the guy to wait while she finds a doctor?
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Old 06-22-2010, 06:02 PM   #23
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I assumed it wasnt able to be removed from the guy without a doctor, not the woman
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Old 06-22-2010, 06:51 PM   #24
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This thing is pointless because if someone really wanted to rape a women they would just stick it in the butt.
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Old 06-22-2010, 10:48 PM   #25
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Old 06-23-2010, 04:13 AM   #26
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Some scary stats in that story. 28% of South African men have raped a woman or child? Women put razor blades inside sponges?
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Old 06-23-2010, 09:32 AM   #27
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I feel for the first guy whose girlfriend forgets she has it in.
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Old 06-23-2010, 10:40 AM   #28
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Some scary stats in that story. 28% of South African men have raped a woman or child? Women put razor blades inside sponges?

I thought I read somewhere (maybe it was South Africa or just Africa in general) that it's not unusual to see someone being gang raped on a bus. That's freaky.
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