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Old 02-04-2006, 02:52 AM   #151
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I went to a bar alone tonight...talk about sad. At least I ran into some acquaintances, and hung with them for a bit. The whole episode smelled like a certain Smiths lyric:

There's a club if you'd like to go,
you could meet somebody who really loves you.
So you go and you stand on your own,
and you leave on your own,
and you go home and you cry,
and you want to die.

I'm safely at home now, and I plan on tapping from this $5 bottle vodka and passing out nice and hard. hxxp://www.moderndrunkardonline.com
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Old 02-05-2006, 01:48 AM   #152
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Checking in. The Magic Johnson Super Bowl party was rather boring and drinks were expensive. I got nuthin.
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Old 02-05-2006, 01:51 AM   #153
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Old 02-05-2006, 02:02 AM   #154
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It seems like it would be tough to spell drunk that bad. More power to ya.
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Old 02-05-2006, 02:34 AM   #155
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I cant feel my lower body. I can't get up and i can't control my bowels. heavens to betsy.
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Old 02-05-2006, 02:59 AM   #156
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Last night I was drunk. I woke up this afternoon and had a tab open in firefox on the pictures page for Jaleel White on IMDB. I have no idea why.

I still can't piece together the train of thought that led me there.
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Old 02-05-2006, 03:18 AM   #157
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Last night I was drunk. I woke up this afternoon and had a tab open in firefox on the pictures page for Jaleel White on IMDB. I have no idea why.

I still can't piece together the train of thought that led me there.

You were trying to find pics of the girl from Family Matters that did a porno. You didn't know her name so you had to look up the name of the show. But the name of the show slipped your mind so you looked up Urkel, took the actors name and went to IMDB and entered it. Right before you clicked the link for Family Matters you,

A) Had an image of Mischa Barton pop into your head, masturbated and went to sleep.

B) Your head starting hurting so bad you rested it on your desk and passed out.

C) Tried to rub your nethers on Jalleels image and collapsed before you could get your junk up.
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Old 02-05-2006, 03:25 AM   #158
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I'm a bit drunk again tonight. I helped my ex move. Talk about a bitch move. At least I hung out out with my friends tonight.

Ok, I'm quite drunk and watching Lisa Lampanelli secret stash on comedy central. My, she has a dirty mouth!
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Old 02-05-2006, 11:42 AM   #159
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Last night I was drunk. I woke up this afternoon and had a tab open in firefox on the pictures page for Jaleel White on IMDB. I have no idea why.

I still can't piece together the train of thought that led me there.

For some reason this makes me smile and miss back when I was single and would get drunk and surf fairly regularly...
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Old 02-05-2006, 06:01 PM   #160
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Ohhh, finally a ...yellow flag....no TD.

Don't want to disrupt the Superbowl thread, so I'll just. Bloody hell. You sure have to use the delete key a lot when you drink...grrrrr.

Any who, didn't want to ....TD...no Hacket couldn't hack it. YEAH!!! Finally a score. WTF at the Aleve commercial. Anyone else drinking tonight?

I got started a bit to early I think...
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Old 02-06-2006, 03:36 PM   #161
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Anyone else starting early today :wave:
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Old 02-06-2006, 04:07 PM   #162
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You were trying to find pics of the girl from Family Matters that did a porno. You didn't know her name so you had to look up the name of the show. But the name of the show slipped your mind so you looked up Urkel, took the actors name and went to IMDB and entered it. Right before you clicked the link for Family Matters you,

A) Had an image of Mischa Barton pop into your head, masturbated and went to sleep.

B) Your head starting hurting so bad you rested it on your desk and passed out.

C) Tried to rub your nethers on Jalleels image and collapsed before you could get your junk up.

The girl that Urkel was chasing was in a porn? Or was it some other girl?
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Old 02-06-2006, 05:22 PM   #163
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The youngest girl, I think it was the little niece...
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Old 02-06-2006, 07:12 PM   #164
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http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0289340/

Unless Hot Girlz was about women working in the tropics.
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Old 02-10-2006, 11:07 PM   #165
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How the fuck did this thread get 5 days old?! i went to the local pub tonight and invited myself to some hicks borthday. they had ice cream cake and everything! i must have ate half the thing and then played some some vido bowling. fantasic night :thumbup:
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Old 02-11-2006, 12:38 AM   #166
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Pretzels? Check...
Squirt? Check....
Pint of rotgut bourbon? Check...

It's 10:40 p.m. right now. I'd be surprised if I can walk come midnight. Let's get it on!
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Old 02-11-2006, 01:05 AM   #167
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Shitty night.
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Old 02-11-2006, 03:56 AM   #168
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chiniese foood can be spicey. when you add extra sauce. it can be extra spicey. i don't want to be me in the morning.

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Old 02-11-2006, 03:59 AM   #169
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I'm going to get fucking hammered tonight.
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Old 02-11-2006, 04:10 AM   #170
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I'm part way fucked up right now. I've taken about 7 shots of bourbon.....now it's time for 3 more and a pass out
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Old 02-11-2006, 05:03 AM   #171
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chiniese foood can be spicey. when you add extra sauce. it can be extra spicey. i don't want to be me in the morning.

When I get my Chinese, I get it extra hot and spicy. The restaurant puts "XXX" on my box to let me know it's really hot and spicy. Felt like napalm coming out of my ass this morning. Even after I wiped, my ass still burned.
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Old 02-11-2006, 01:17 PM   #172
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Chinese food sucks. Get some fucking Thai if you want spicy...
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Old 02-11-2006, 06:04 PM   #173
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Chinese food sucks. Get some fucking Thai if you want spicy...


Come to San Francisco and tell me Chinese food sucks!
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Old 02-11-2006, 06:28 PM   #174
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Chinese food sucks. Get some fucking Thai if you want spicy...
You're absolutely freaking correct for spicy.

Chinese food ain't bad though...especially Mongolian BBQ.

Hey, and get this, my wife has to drive me to give glasses back to a cadet I gave a ride to because I drank some beers and our kids have to go too since we can't leave them home alone....

How about that for a threadjacka nd back on target???
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Old 02-11-2006, 06:41 PM   #175
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Old 02-11-2006, 07:10 PM   #176
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ETA 5 seconds til I get up and get a glass of wine.

It's snowing, I'm not driving anywhere, might as well have a good time!

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Old 02-11-2006, 09:31 PM   #177
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im on my way 3 brewsters at applebys for dinner a tall boy and a can of busch
well on my way
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Old 02-11-2006, 11:04 PM   #178
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just got back from the loca pub. i seem to have crashed two birthday parties in 2 days. a ton of fun tonight! played some simulated basketball and met some guy who i went to high school with, except he graduated before i started going there. in any case a hot chick won me a peice of cake, so i'm not complaining!
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Old 02-12-2006, 04:34 PM   #179
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I should have posted here last night...or the night before...

What a weekend!
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Old 02-14-2006, 05:45 PM   #180
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Bumping this thread before I head out so both me and other drunkards will be able to easily access it from page 1 when we return
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Old 02-18-2006, 12:54 AM   #181
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Checking in...long night out at the bar...good times.

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Old 02-18-2006, 02:32 PM   #182
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i will posting appropriately in this thread later on, so i am bumping it back to the top of the page.
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Old 02-18-2006, 03:57 PM   #183
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i will posting appropriately in this thread later on, so i am bumping it back to the top of the page.
As am I. Came home after an hour last night because my stomach hurt Plan to make up for it tonight though!
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Old 02-18-2006, 04:11 PM   #184
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Old 02-18-2006, 07:03 PM   #185
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Yeah, I had some beers tonight. Corona Extra always fucks me up because there's no nutritional information on the label. I wanna know how much vitamin c is in there.
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Old 02-18-2006, 09:49 PM   #186
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a jumbo margarita and half my wifes for dinner now onto busch bottles and putting together an entertainment center.....should be interesting
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Old 02-18-2006, 10:24 PM   #187
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A ton of Jim Beam, and then a bunch of Smirnoff Ice's for me.

Does drinking make anyone else realize how much life sucks besides me? I often get in this reflective state, but lately more often when drunk. Hard to explain my exact thoughts, but you know...
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Old 02-18-2006, 10:27 PM   #188
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So tonight I had a few of those Bud Lights in the blue aluminum bottles. I like those.
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Old 02-18-2006, 10:38 PM   #189
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So tonight I had a few of those Bud Lights in the blue aluminum bottles. I like those.
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Old 02-18-2006, 11:09 PM   #190
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a couple of altbiers and about 6 imperial stouts later and i was shouting profanities at bode miller (asshat loser that he is..i dont ever want to see one of his fucking commericals again)
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Old 02-18-2006, 11:10 PM   #191
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So tonight I had a few of those Bud Lights in the blue aluminum bottles. I like those.


mmmm...malted corn...NOT...how can you drink that stuff?
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Old 02-19-2006, 12:29 AM   #192
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ok i finished my entertainment center and 5 bottles of busch in about 21/2 hours ....im buzzing and it actually looks pretty sturdy(the entertainment center, not me)
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Old 02-19-2006, 05:19 AM   #193
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I went out with my roomates tonight and had 9 beers that I can remember... Jees, tomorrow should be fun!.......
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Old 02-19-2006, 05:25 AM   #194
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Oh, thtop it mithter...you lush.
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Old 02-19-2006, 08:47 PM   #195
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mmmm...malted corn...NOT...how can you drink that stuff?

Mmmm.... Yummy good stuff.

I like to drink a lot of beer. When I drink stuff like Guinness or Bass or something like that I feel so damn full and bloated after 3 or so that I slow down and can't drink any more. A six-pack of Bud Light goes down smooth and easy.
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Mmmm.... Yummy good stuff.

I like to drink a lot of beer. When I drink stuff like Guinness or Bass or something like that I feel so damn full and bloated after 3 or so that I slow down and can't drink any more. A six-pack of Bud Light goes down smooth and easy.

i could reccommend about a hundred different things that have the same type of body and taste about 500 times better. i generally only need to drink 4 or 5 beers to get wasted because the stuff i have is usually pretty high in ABV. (8 to 12%)
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Old 02-20-2006, 05:23 AM   #197
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KWhit -- Bass gets you as full as Guinness? Interesting...I love Bass, but it's not nearly as filling as Guinness.

saldana -- I'd love to hear some recomendations. Personally, I love IPA's, which usually have a bit more 'kick' to them.
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Old 02-20-2006, 05:24 AM   #198
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Oh, and this is my obligatory 'I'm drunk' post in the Ping: Drunk Guy thread. I'm drunk. Whoopee.
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Old 02-20-2006, 06:10 AM   #199
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I am relatively drunk. Relative in that, to the layperson, I would be drunk. For me, though, I more sober than I've been at 4 am in quite a while...


I tried to get laid by this girl who's really cool, but not attractive to me. Some would call it stooping low, but I call it gettin' while the gettin' is good...everyone that can, should...

Am I a jerk?
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Old 02-21-2006, 10:09 PM   #200
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Just got back from a private concert from which I won tickets from the local radio station. Got pretty drunk, cried at the sad songs, cursed at some others, but in the end went up and spoke to the hot girl which had been sharing eye contact with me all night. Nothing materialized, but I ended up with a photo of the band and puppy advise from some married woman.
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