How to (successfully) hit on a coworker. - Page 10

Silver Owl · 10-10-2022, 07:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Solecismic

Dahmer grew up in Bath (high-income suburb town north of Akron). I didn't know that until I moved out here - strange how Ohioans seem almost proud of this. I'm not sure I'd joke about that until the second date, though.

Are you in Bath now Jim? I'm just outside Akron.

Solecismic · 10-11-2022, 08:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Silver Owl

Are you in Bath now Jim? I'm just outside Akron.

I'm in Canton. Seven-minute drive to the HOF.

Edward64 · 10-11-2022, 08:39 AM

I did some work in Canton. Had some turtle soup at Benders.

NobodyHere · 10-11-2022, 12:35 PM

So something really good happens in my life and now something really bad happens. I was sitting at my desk today. I sneeze and then the left half of my body goes dead on me. I'm currently sitting hospital awaiting test results.

Kodos · 10-11-2022, 12:46 PM

Ouch. Hopes it turns out to just be one of those quirky things that happens once and then never again.

sterlingice · 10-11-2022, 12:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Kodos

Ouch. Hopes it turns out to just be one of those quirky things that happens once and then never again.

I've come to realize those happen more frequently in life than I was lead to believe when younger. Hoping it's the same for you, NobodyHere

SI

Edward64 · 10-11-2022, 02:52 PM

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Originally Posted by NobodyHere

So something really good happens in my life and now something really bad happens. I was sitting at my desk today. I sneeze and then the left half of my body goes dead on me. I'm currently sitting hospital awaiting test results.

Sorry to hear, that sounds pretty scary. Hope you get better

Lathum · 10-11-2022, 03:26 PM

Oh Jesus! I was hoping you would tell us about getting stiff at some point in this thread but not like this. Sending good vibes!

Silver Owl · 10-11-2022, 05:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Solecismic

I'm in Canton. Seven-minute drive to the HOF.

I'm in Springfield Twp. Just between Akron and Canton.

Mota · 10-12-2022, 11:05 PM

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Originally Posted by NobodyHere

So something really good happens in my life and now something really bad happens. I was sitting at my desk today. I sneeze and then the left half of my body goes dead on me. I'm currently sitting hospital awaiting test results.

How did the tests go? Hoping to hear some positive info from you.

PilotMan · 10-12-2022, 11:31 PM

Yeah, sending good vibes. Hope to hear some good news soon.

Izulde · 10-12-2022, 11:46 PM

Yeah I was also wondering and hoped things turned out well

NobodyHere · 10-13-2022, 08:15 AM

Yeah still stuck in the hospital awaiting the results of a mri. Those things suck. It's like being in a coffin for over a half hour. Plus they blew my vein with the dye they tried to inject me with. Hopefully they got good enough images.

Thanks for the good vibes everyone and remember to see your local doctor.

Lathum · 10-13-2022, 08:20 AM

Oh wow. Have they speculated on anything (if you're willing to share)?

I am hella claustrophobic and have to be sedated to do an MRI. The second I lose control of the ceiling I lose it. I can't even sit in the back of a car unless its an SUV or large sedan.

Kodos · 10-13-2022, 08:22 AM

I get uncomfortable if I don’t have a clear path to get out of a spot. I don’t like being hemmed in. Once, I had to stop reading an article about those people who were trapped in a cave because I couldn’t deal with how it was making me feel.

I hope you get some good news soon, NH. Have the symptoms gone away at all?

NobodyHere · 10-13-2022, 08:23 AM

They're thinking an injured artery in my head.

I've actually been symptom free since the initial incident.

Kodos · 10-13-2022, 08:27 AM

Glad the symptoms subsided. Hopefully something they can fix.

Edward64 · 10-13-2022, 08:29 AM

Great to hear you are doing okay.

The real question everyone wants to know ... did you practice any of your FOFC "crowd funded" flirting skills with a nurse, intern, doctor etc.?

Lathum · 10-13-2022, 08:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Kodos

I get uncomfortable if I don’t have a clear path to get out of a spot. I don’t like being hemmed in. Once, I had to stop reading an article about those people who were trapped in a cave because I couldn’t deal with how it was making me feel.

I hope you get some good news soon, NH. Have the symptoms gone away at all?

Did you watch the documentary on the kids trapped in the cave in Thailand. My skin was crawling the entire time.

Ksyrup · 10-13-2022, 08:43 AM

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Originally Posted by NobodyHere

They're thinking an injured artery in my head.

I've actually been symptom free since the initial incident.

I've had some hard sneezes, but nothing that injured my brain (although perhaps I can use this as an excuse going forward...). Bizarre.

NobodyHere · 10-13-2022, 09:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Lathum

Did you watch the documentary on the kids trapped in the cave in Thailand. My skin was crawling the entire time.

I liked the movie based on the incident that's on Amazon Prime.

Edward64 · 10-13-2022, 09:27 AM

Prime's version was better than Netflix's.

Flasch186 · 10-13-2022, 09:37 AM

Will she wait for you?

Solecismic · 10-13-2022, 09:42 AM

Which leads us to Elon Musk's bizarre appearance in Thailand with a little submarine designed to rescue people.

All threads eventually lead to Elon Musk. I think this is solopsistic proof that the universe exists only in the mind of Elon Musk. We are merely figments.

NobodyHere · 10-13-2022, 09:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Flasch186

Will she wait for you?

If you mean Amber, she visited me yesterday and the day before. She even met my parents for the first time.

Edward64 · 10-13-2022, 09:44 AM

Whoah. This is going too fast. Meeting parents is a big deal. Need to slow down some.

Kodos · 10-13-2022, 09:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Lathum

Did you watch the documentary on the kids trapped in the cave in Thailand. My skin was crawling the entire time.

I couldn’t do that. I think that is the very incident where I had to stop reading. That was the one where the tide came into the cave and trapped them. Then some rescuers drowned trying to free them because they got lost underwater? The water makes it worse, because you’re cut off from fresh air.

Solecismic · 10-13-2022, 09:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Edward64

Whoah. This is going too fast. Meeting parents is a big deal. Need to slow down some.

I'm guessing it was in the hospital and not by design. Things will work out (unless she happens to be carrying one of Elon Musk's many, many babies).

Ksyrup · 10-13-2022, 09:51 AM

GrantDawg · 10-13-2022, 12:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Solecismic

I'm guessing it was in the hospital and not by design. Things will work out (unless she happens to be carrying one of Elon Musk's many, many babies).

It is actually a good thing to have happen in a way like this. Now it is not some big deal you have to make plans for and fret about. I'm sure you would rather have not needed to go the hospital for it to happen.

Mota · 10-13-2022, 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by NobodyHere

If you mean Amber, she visited me yesterday and the day before. She even met my parents for the first time.

She sounds like a keeper to me. A lot of people would run at the first obstacle, especially at the early stages of a relationship.

Ksyrup · 10-13-2022, 02:31 PM

The more important question is, did she stop for jujyfruit before she came to visit you?

NobodyHere · 10-13-2022, 04:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Ksyrup

The more important question is, did she stop for jujyfruit before she came to visit you?

She wasn't eating any...

On a side note I watched 3 hours of Seinfeld today.

Lathum · 10-13-2022, 04:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Mota

She sounds like a keeper to me. A lot of people would run at the first obstacle, especially at the early stages of a relationship.

Or she wants to see her handywork up close...

NobodyHere · 10-13-2022, 08:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Ksyrup

The more important question is, did she stop for jujyfruit before she came to visit you?

Do you think I should sneak out of the room and look for pig men?

Ksyrup · 10-13-2022, 08:25 PM

No, but I dare you to find some scrubs and introduce yourself as Dr. Rosenpenis.

thesloppy · 10-13-2022, 08:45 PM

Dr. Rosenrosen?

NobodyHere · 10-13-2022, 08:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Ksyrup

No, but I dare you to find some scrubs and introduce yourself as Dr. Rosenpenis.

Amber actually works at another building in the complex and has some scrubs...

Mota · 10-14-2022, 12:28 PM

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Originally Posted by NobodyHere

Amber actually works at another building in the complex and has some scrubs...

Wow, one week and you're already roleplaying!

Edward64 · 10-14-2022, 12:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Mota

Wow, one week and you're already roleplaying!

Nice!

That’s a RPG I want to play

NobodyHere · 10-16-2022, 06:13 PM

I think the Trumper is sockpuppeting me on meetup.

The thing is he sockpuppeted me on an event he showed up to.

(FYI sockpuppeting basically means creating a fake identity)

Edward64 · 10-16-2022, 07:22 PM

Why would he do that?

Flasch186 · 10-16-2022, 09:30 PM

How is that even possible in real life?

Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

PilotMan · 10-16-2022, 10:39 PM

What would be the point?

Mota · 10-17-2022, 05:47 AM

Wow, NobodyHere has had quite the month! Finds a lady, gets a health scare, and now he has his own Super Villain / Rival. A bit more and you'll be able to write your own biography and sell your movie rights!

Flasch186 · 10-17-2022, 06:53 AM

Trump man is homelander just like in the show.

Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

NobodyHere · 10-17-2022, 07:37 AM

So I asked the sockpuppet account why he ghosted us twice on Saturday.

He replied he was sorry. He also explained that he was the Trumper's cousin who could pass for an identical twin brother and he wanted me to move the time of my walk to accommodate his schedule.

My mind can't process this.

Edward64 · 10-17-2022, 07:38 AM

So with his "fake identities", he requested you to change your walk schedule?

And how did you find out anyway?

NobodyHere · 10-17-2022, 07:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Edward64

So with his "fake identities", he requested you to change your walk schedule?

And how did you find out anyway?

He signed up to a couple events Saturday with his fake and real profile. The names he used have what I'll call a "unique similarity". Plus he did the same thing to another group. Also they use the same broken english.

Edward64 · 10-17-2022, 07:56 AM

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Originally Posted by NobodyHere

My mind can't process this.

Yeah, me too.

He sounds pretty lonely.

10-11-2022, 12:35 PM	#454
NobodyHere Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Nov 2013	So something really good happens in my life and now something really bad happens. I was sitting at my desk today. I sneeze and then the left half of my body goes dead on me. I'm currently sitting hospital awaiting test results. __________________ "I am God's prophet, and I need an attorney"

10-11-2022, 12:46 PM	#455
Kodos Resident Alien Join Date: Jun 2001	Ouch. Hopes it turns out to just be one of those quirky things that happens once and then never again. __________________ Author of The Bill Gates Challenge, as well as other groundbreaking dynasties.

10-12-2022, 11:31 PM	#461
PilotMan Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Seven miles up	Yeah, sending good vibes. Hope to hear some good news soon. __________________ He's just like if Snow White was competitive, horny, and capable of beating the shit out of anyone that called her Pops. Like Steam? Join the FOFC Steam group here: http://steamcommunity.com/groups/FOFConSteam

10-12-2022, 11:46 PM	#462
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10-13-2022, 08:15 AM	#463
NobodyHere Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Nov 2013	Yeah still stuck in the hospital awaiting the results of a mri. Those things suck. It's like being in a coffin for over a half hour. Plus they blew my vein with the dye they tried to inject me with. Hopefully they got good enough images. Thanks for the good vibes everyone and remember to see your local doctor. __________________ "I am God's prophet, and I need an attorney"

10-11-2022, 08:39 AM	#453
Edward64 Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2005	I did some work in Canton. Had some turtle soup at Benders.

10-11-2022, 03:26 PM	#458
Lathum Favored Bitch #1 Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: homeless in NJ	Oh Jesus! I was hoping you would tell us about getting stiff at some point in this thread but not like this. Sending good vibes!

10-13-2022, 08:20 AM	#464
Lathum Favored Bitch #1 Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: homeless in NJ	Oh wow. Have they speculated on anything (if you're willing to share)? I am hella claustrophobic and have to be sedated to do an MRI. The second I lose control of the ceiling I lose it. I can't even sit in the back of a car unless its an SUV or large sedan.

10-13-2022, 08:22 AM	#465
Kodos Resident Alien Join Date: Jun 2001	I get uncomfortable if I don’t have a clear path to get out of a spot. I don’t like being hemmed in. Once, I had to stop reading an article about those people who were trapped in a cave because I couldn’t deal with how it was making me feel. I hope you get some good news soon, NH. Have the symptoms gone away at all? __________________ Author of The Bill Gates Challenge, as well as other groundbreaking dynasties. Last edited by Kodos : 10-13-2022 at 08:26 AM.

10-13-2022, 08:23 AM	#466
NobodyHere Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Nov 2013	They're thinking an injured artery in my head. I've actually been symptom free since the initial incident. __________________ "I am God's prophet, and I need an attorney"

10-13-2022, 08:27 AM	#467
Kodos Resident Alien Join Date: Jun 2001	Glad the symptoms subsided. Hopefully something they can fix. __________________ Author of The Bill Gates Challenge, as well as other groundbreaking dynasties.

10-13-2022, 08:29 AM	#468
Edward64 Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2005	Great to hear you are doing okay. The real question everyone wants to know ... did you practice any of your FOFC "crowd funded" flirting skills with a nurse, intern, doctor etc.?

10-13-2022, 09:27 AM	#472
Edward64 Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2005	Prime's version was better than Netflix's.

10-13-2022, 09:37 AM	#473
Flasch186 Coordinator Join Date: May 2002 Location: Jacksonville, FL	Will she wait for you? __________________ Jacksonville-florida-homes-for-sale Putting a New Spin on Real Estate! ----------------------------------------------------------- Commissioner of the USFL USFL

10-13-2022, 09:42 AM	#474
Solecismic Solecismic Software Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Canton, OH	Which leads us to Elon Musk's bizarre appearance in Thailand with a little submarine designed to rescue people. All threads eventually lead to Elon Musk. I think this is solopsistic proof that the universe exists only in the mind of Elon Musk. We are merely figments.

10-13-2022, 09:44 AM	#476
Edward64 Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2005	Whoah. This is going too fast. Meeting parents is a big deal. Need to slow down some. Last edited by Edward64 : 10-13-2022 at 09:44 AM.

10-13-2022, 09:51 AM	#479
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	HA! __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

10-13-2022, 02:31 PM	#482
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	The more important question is, did she stop for jujyfruit before she came to visit you? __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

10-13-2022, 08:25 PM	#486
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	No, but I dare you to find some scrubs and introduce yourself as Dr. Rosenpenis. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

10-13-2022, 08:45 PM	#487
thesloppy Pro Starter Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: PDX	Dr. Rosenrosen? __________________ Last edited by thesloppy : Today at 05:35 PM.

10-16-2022, 06:13 PM	#491
NobodyHere Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Nov 2013	I think the Trumper is sockpuppeting me on meetup. The thing is he sockpuppeted me on an event he showed up to. (FYI sockpuppeting basically means creating a fake identity) __________________ "I am God's prophet, and I need an attorney"

10-16-2022, 07:22 PM	#492
Edward64 Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2005	Why would he do that?

10-16-2022, 09:30 PM	#493
Flasch186 Coordinator Join Date: May 2002 Location: Jacksonville, FL	How is that even possible in real life? Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk __________________ Jacksonville-florida-homes-for-sale Putting a New Spin on Real Estate! ----------------------------------------------------------- Commissioner of the USFL USFL

10-16-2022, 10:39 PM	#494
PilotMan Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Seven miles up	What would be the point? __________________ He's just like if Snow White was competitive, horny, and capable of beating the shit out of anyone that called her Pops. Like Steam? Join the FOFC Steam group here: http://steamcommunity.com/groups/FOFConSteam

10-17-2022, 05:47 AM	#495
Mota College Benchwarmer Join Date: Jan 2001	Wow, NobodyHere has had quite the month! Finds a lady, gets a health scare, and now he has his own Super Villain / Rival. A bit more and you'll be able to write your own biography and sell your movie rights!

10-17-2022, 06:53 AM	#496
Flasch186 Coordinator Join Date: May 2002 Location: Jacksonville, FL	Trump man is homelander just like in the show. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk __________________ Jacksonville-florida-homes-for-sale Putting a New Spin on Real Estate! ----------------------------------------------------------- Commissioner of the USFL USFL

10-17-2022, 07:37 AM	#497
NobodyHere Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Nov 2013	So I asked the sockpuppet account why he ghosted us twice on Saturday. He replied he was sorry. He also explained that he was the Trumper's cousin who could pass for an identical twin brother and he wanted me to move the time of my walk to accommodate his schedule. My mind can't process this. __________________ "I am God's prophet, and I need an attorney" Last edited by NobodyHere : 10-17-2022 at 07:42 AM.

10-17-2022, 07:38 AM	#498
Edward64 Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2005	So with his "fake identities", he requested you to change your walk schedule? And how did you find out anyway? Last edited by Edward64 : 10-17-2022 at 07:38 AM.

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