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Old 07-13-2007, 07:43 PM   #501
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"If you sold everything, then what do you have now?" Find out the one word answer by watching this American Inventor clip.



"Mark what would happen if we say no?"

"I'll start delivering pizzas, and let somebody strap a bomp around my neck"
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Old 07-13-2007, 07:55 PM   #502
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How did that cost him everything he owned? It just seemed like a table and plastic balls. The patterns on the table didn't seem to factor in at all?
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Old 07-13-2007, 08:03 PM   #503
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More Bullet Ball shenanigans. There's some real gold in there.
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Old 07-13-2007, 08:11 PM   #504
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Old 07-13-2007, 08:28 PM   #505
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Sheesh, I didn't laugh once. They were trying too hard to look like they were trying too hard.
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Old 07-13-2007, 08:44 PM   #506
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Old 07-13-2007, 08:50 PM   #507
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Old 07-13-2007, 09:03 PM   #508
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Heh:
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I remember that game for Playstation. Horrible videos.
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Old 07-13-2007, 09:44 PM   #509
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This young man, Tay Zonday, is going to be a star. Here is his YouTube hit "Chocolate Rain."





Holy hell that was awful. It sounded like he was singing while breathing in.
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Old 07-13-2007, 09:51 PM   #510
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Just for that, I'm going to inflict upon you death metal office drumming. This what I look like while driving, except instead of pretending to play a real drum set I just use my dashboard. I love the facial expressions during the growls and blast beats.




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Old 07-13-2007, 09:52 PM   #511
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It's going to kick ass when someone rips off his idea, calls it Ballet-Bull, and makes millions.
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Old 07-13-2007, 10:28 PM   #512
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=MJPdVVOmbz4

So cool. I love their music, and it's neat to see where they sampled from.
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Old 07-14-2007, 01:39 PM   #513
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Old 07-14-2007, 02:52 PM   #514
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So cool. I love their music, and it's neat to see where they sampled from.

I like their stuff as well, but the really push the limit on "sampling."
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Old 07-14-2007, 09:49 PM   #515
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Old 07-18-2007, 04:37 PM   #516
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These people really think that this is proof that George Bush Sr is a shape-shifting reptilian:

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Old 07-18-2007, 09:44 PM   #517
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Old 07-18-2007, 09:58 PM   #518
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I never knew Robert Goulet was black.
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Old 07-18-2007, 10:04 PM   #519
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ROFL!!! Where is the hell did you find this?!?!
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Old 07-18-2007, 10:23 PM   #520
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I swear that guy is singing as he breathes in. If he's mentally unstable enough, AI would like him to audition for next season.
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Old 07-18-2007, 10:24 PM   #521
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This young man, Tay Zonday, is going to be a star. Here is his YouTube hit "Chocolate Rain."






He probably found it right next to this one. And really, the Astley cover is a fucking solid gold hit compared to this thing.
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Old 07-18-2007, 10:25 PM   #522
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On second thought, perhaps he's burping his singing voice.
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Old 07-18-2007, 10:28 PM   #523
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Same refrain,
This song sucks so bad I go insane,
Repeat again,
My ears aren't yet bleeding from the pain.
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Old 07-18-2007, 10:56 PM   #524
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Same refrain,
This song sucks so bad I go insane,
Chocolate rain.
Repeat again,
My ears aren't yet bleeding from the pain.
Chocolate rain.

Fixed....and the first time I watched that video I didn't find it all that funny..but I just watched it again, and I was nearly in tears.
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Old 07-18-2007, 11:12 PM   #525
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I don't think his voice works for a whole song, but it is kind of unique. He should try to be like a homeless man's Nate Dog and just do hooks for other YouTube musicians.
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Old 07-19-2007, 12:52 AM   #526
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I don't think his voice works for a whole song, but it is kind of unique. He should try to be like a homeless man's Nate Dog and just do hooks for other YouTube musicians.

Haha....Nice take.
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Old 07-19-2007, 07:11 AM   #527
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Fixed....and the first time I watched that video I didn't find it all that funny..but I just watched it again, and I was nearly in tears.

This could be a fun game...just throw out random rhyming lines followed by Chocolate Rain.


Chocolate Rain,
Michael Vick's accounts begin to drain,
Chocolate Rain,
Drinking alcohol to numb the pain,
Chocolate Rain,
Bubble gum stuck in a lion's mane,
Chocolate Rain,
Cleaning cushions to remove the stain,
Chocolate Rain...
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Old 07-19-2007, 07:53 AM   #528
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I know this is an old and tired cliche, but I really feel that Tay Zonday just won the whole Internet. He won. The Rick Astley cover was the greatest thing I've ever seen.

For those who don't know about it, there's a pretty new net fad called "rickrolling," in which people try to trick others into clicking a link that leads to the actual Rick Astley video. At some point, this led to "rainrolling." It was the same concept, but it led to the "Chocolate Rain" video. After that, someone made a video that (badly) mixed the two songs together. I expected that to happen, but I did not expect Tay Zonday to actually play along and cover Rick Astley himself. That was epic. It would be like the real Pumpy Tudors posting on this board. Anyway...

Chocolate Rain,
The answer to the riddle is two-thirds,
Chocolate Rain,
MacroGuru posts about kid turds,
Chocolate Rain,
Who's Dean Houston and why do we care,
Chocolate Rain,
SkyDog's at my house in underwear,
Chocolate Rain...
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Old 07-19-2007, 08:42 AM   #529
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WTF, did I just get rickrolled by the Chocolate Rain guy?
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Old 07-19-2007, 09:08 AM   #530
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Chester Cheetah at a topless beach. And boy does he score.
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Old 07-19-2007, 09:11 AM   #531
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WTF, did I just get rickrolled by the Chocolate Rain guy?
Yep, that's the beauty of it. He won. He fucking won.
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Old 07-19-2007, 09:12 AM   #532
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Shit, MJ4H just rickrolled me.
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Old 07-19-2007, 09:20 AM   #533
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Old 07-19-2007, 09:21 AM   #534
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Chocolate Rain
How could something like this be so good?
Chocolate Rain
Be like Tay Zonday, I wish I could.
Chocolate Rain
Will this young man make it as he should?
Chocolate Rain
3 words for you: Welcome To Hollywood.
Chocolate Rain...
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Old 07-19-2007, 01:38 PM   #535
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I never meant 2 cause u any sorrow
I never meant 2 cause u any pain
I only wanted 2 one time see u laughing
I only wanted 2 see u laughing in the chocolate rain

Chocolate rain chocolate rain
Chocolate rain chocolate rain
Chocolate rain Chocolate rain

I only wanted 2 see u bathing in the chocolate rain

(I just had to print this, because somehow I imagine myself in some small venue and Prince breaks out this song. Everyone starts screaming but when he throws in chocolate rain instead of purple rain, the place goes absolutely crazy and people start chanting Tay, Tay, Tay).

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Old 07-19-2007, 01:41 PM   #536
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What better? Button down Rick, trenchcoat Rick, blazer Rick?
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Old 07-19-2007, 01:42 PM   #537
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What better? Button down Rick, trenchcoat Rick, blazer Rick?
Personally, I like the, er, flamboyant black man in the video.
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Old 07-19-2007, 01:47 PM   #538
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Astley in the noose,
He hasn't got a use,
But at least he trying,
Trying to be someone,
Trying to take it like a man,
If you can, sing in alto.

Oh Astley what's the use?
My patience is at its roof,
It's at its ceiling,
It's just this feeling,
That given half a choice,
A life without your voice,
Seems more appealing.
or


Well, do you remember Rick Astley?
He had a big fat hit. It was ghastly.
He said "I'm never gonna give you up or let you dow-ow-own,"
But I'll tell you now, that Dick's a clown.
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Old 07-19-2007, 03:05 PM   #539
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Rick Astley is a pantywaist,
Match my butt with his face
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Old 07-19-2007, 04:14 PM   #540
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Damn you Pumpy. Now look at what I found:

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Old 07-19-2007, 04:17 PM   #541
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Tay Zonday is the king of everything!
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Old 07-19-2007, 04:19 PM   #542
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Rainbow Connection takes own a whole new creepy feel though.
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HOLY COW I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THEY ALLOWED THIS ON YOUTUBE!!!
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Old 07-19-2007, 04:23 PM   #544
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That was the worst of the three by far. Someone needs to "Golden Rain" on this guy's ability to post videos on the net. Perhaps that Executive Order NoMyths is all pissed about can come in handy in this situation.
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Old 07-19-2007, 04:24 PM   #545
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HOLY COW I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THEY ALLOWED THIS ON YOUTUBE!!!

Are you referring to the ass cheeks? Yes, I've seen a few around the net. Usually they are tucked into patriotic undies, though.
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That was the worst of the three by far. Someone needs to "Golden Rain" on this guy's ability to post videos on the net. Perhaps that Executive Order NoMyths is all pissed about can come in handy in this situation.

LOL! I am enjoying your discomfort just as much as the video. I think I need to find me some more Tay Zonday.
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Are you referring to the ass cheeks? Yes, I've seen a few around the net. Usually they are tucked into patriotic undies, though.

Didn't you watch the video?
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Old 07-19-2007, 04:27 PM   #548
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I assume the ass cheeks are code for Ass-tley. Am I wrong?
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