Pakistani Underwear

thesloppy · 05-17-2008, 07:27 AM

So, I'm getting real tired real quick of the way everything costs 600% more than it did a year ago, and I want some boxers, but I don't want to pay like $20 a pair or whatever the hell underwear costs these days, so I figure that certainly ebay is the best place to go for the cheapest possible underwear that hasn't actually been in contact with someone else's butt before. Most likely. I find this guy who's selling 12 pair of boxers for like $15, shipped, and I jump on it, figuring if things work out I'm living the high-life, and if not I can adjust to the $15 loss.

So, after a few weeks...far too long really...the underwear shows up in some odd, generic packaging, boasting in large letters "MADE IN PAKISTAN". Cool, I'm down with that, I don't see why that should make any difference. But see, here's the catch:

The peehole that you stick your weiner through is the size of a nickel.

Of course, your obvious response here is "I'm sure that more than enough!"...and sadly, it is! But not without doing the peehole hokey-pokey in front of the urinal for 5 minutes, which isn't taken lightly.

Discuss.

Lathum · 05-17-2008, 07:59 AM

just pull the front down

thesloppy · 05-17-2008, 08:20 AM

Then people think you're wearing diapers. Or panties. And past that, it's still a two-handed operation. I'm not entirely sure what I need that other hand for, but I'm not necessarily ready to compromise it, depending on the bathroom.

st.cronin · 05-17-2008, 08:27 AM

This is why we need McCain in the White House.

thesloppy · 05-17-2008, 08:35 AM

You know John McCain is one of those type of guys who pees with two hands pressed firmly against the wall.

...I mean, provided he could lift 'em that high.

Oh man. That was horrible. I better just turn off this computer. now. I'm sorry.

Lathum · 05-17-2008, 09:05 AM

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Originally Posted by thesloppy

Then people think you're wearing diapers. Or panties.

Are you really that vain that you think people are watching you take a leak?

thesloppy · 05-17-2008, 09:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Lathum

Are you really that vain that you think people are watching you take a leak?

Hey if we're in the bathroom and I even think I see you pulling down your panties next to me, I'm calling you on it, buddy.

Maybe that wouldn't bother you, but I'm not looking to get into that at work.

Lathum · 05-17-2008, 09:36 AM

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Originally Posted by thesloppy

Hey if we're in the bathroom and I even think I see you pulling down your panties next to me, I'm calling you on it, buddy.

Maybe that wouldn't bother you, but I'm not looking to get into that at work.

hey, if your checking out guys at the urinal next to you thats cool, who am I to judge?

MikeVic · 05-17-2008, 11:08 AM

I bought 4 pairs of boxers at Gap for $20, so they're not that expensive.

stevew · 05-17-2008, 11:21 AM

That's canadian money though, which means that 20 canadian dollars are now worth like 40 USD at the rate we're headed.

Grammaticus · 05-17-2008, 11:46 AM

So people actually use the hole in the front of the boxers, amazing.

MikeVic · 05-17-2008, 12:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Grammaticus

So people actually use the hole in the front of the boxers, amazing.

How else would you pee?

MikeVic · 05-17-2008, 12:03 PM

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Originally Posted by stevew

That's canadian money though, which means that 20 canadian dollars are now worth like 40 USD at the rate we're headed.

thesloppy · 05-17-2008, 12:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Grammaticus

So people actually use the hole in the front of the boxers, amazing.

People really just pull down the top? That works? Doesn't that require you to at least undo the button of your pants?

Seriously, I didn't even know that was an option.

Noop · 05-17-2008, 12:56 PM

Boxer Briefs. Life is much simpler that way.

Fidatelo · 05-17-2008, 01:34 PM

I don't use the hole, seems constricting. I want to maximize the flow.

MikeVic · 05-17-2008, 01:35 PM

I find boxer holes to be alright. I hated tighty whitey holes, those are brutal.

SFL Cat · 05-17-2008, 01:36 PM

You don't use the hole? Wars have been fought over less.

Fidatelo · 05-17-2008, 01:37 PM

I can't stand boxers, who wants all that material floating around in your pants? I wear "boxer-briefs", best of both worlds (except for the holes I guess).

st.cronin · 05-17-2008, 01:37 PM

I usually use the pants leg.

Lathum · 05-17-2008, 01:38 PM

I have never used the hole, never even thought about it.

I just unzip and pull down.

Pumpy Tudors · 05-17-2008, 01:38 PM

I want to give thesloppy a reacharound.

Lathum · 05-17-2008, 01:38 PM

dola- I use boxer briefs also

Fidatelo · 05-17-2008, 01:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Lathum

I just unzip and pull down.

Good man. High five!

Lathum · 05-17-2008, 01:44 PM

Of course I do have a huge cock

thesloppy · 05-17-2008, 02:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

I want to give thesloppy a reacharound.

While this doesn't necessarily solve my problem, I think we might be able to come to some sort of agreement.

Buccaneer · 05-17-2008, 03:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Noop

Boxer Briefs. Life is much simpler that way.

+1 except that I usually stretch out the thigh part.

EagleFan · 05-17-2008, 08:55 PM

I usually find it easier to roll my pant leg up a couple inches, much easier than using the hole.....

Pakistani underwear with a tiny hole in the front... I guess we know why they are always pissed off and blowing people up...

mrsimperless · 05-18-2008, 11:58 AM

Doesn't anybody just else pull up the boxer leg (of course the left one, always the left one) and just let loose that way? Seems obvious to me.

ISiddiqui · 05-18-2008, 01:12 PM

In Pakistan, I'm fairly sure that most people pull down their pants and boxers to pee... seeing as the national clothing of choice for men is a shalwar-khameez, which have pants without a hole in the front.

oliegirl · 05-18-2008, 01:22 PM

Once again, this thread makes me SO glad I'm a girl!!!!

M GO BLUE!!! · 05-18-2008, 01:38 PM

Commando!

Schmidty · 05-18-2008, 01:42 PM

Boxer Briefs are the only way to go.

JeeberD · 05-20-2008, 10:34 AM

I seriously had no idea that people actually use the hole in the underwear. I thought it was just a vestigial add-on...left there for traditions sake.

ISiddiqui · 05-20-2008, 10:42 AM

I had no idea people actually pulled it all the way down.

Passacaglia · 05-20-2008, 10:54 AM

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Originally Posted by ISiddiqui

I had no idea people actually pulled it all the way down.

You don't pull it "all the way" down. You just pull the front down, just enough to get it through. No ass shows, if that's what you're thinking.

ISiddiqui · 05-20-2008, 10:57 AM

Pull it all the way down to pee I meant. I've never pulled it down... except with swim shorts.

rkmsuf · 05-20-2008, 11:26 AM

you bought underwear on ebay? good grief.

sterlingice · 05-22-2008, 08:29 PM

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Originally Posted by oliegirl

Once again, this thread makes me SO glad I'm a girl!!!!

I'm pretty sure we still have the easier go of it...

SI

05-17-2008, 08:27 AM	#4
st.cronin General Manager Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: New Mexico	This is why we need McCain in the White House. __________________ co-commish: bb-bbcf.net knives out

05-17-2008, 12:56 PM	#15
Noop Bonafide Seminole Fan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Miami	Boxer Briefs. Life is much simpler that way. __________________ Subby's favorite woman hater.

05-17-2008, 01:34 PM	#16
Fidatelo Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Winnipeg, MB	I don't use the hole, seems constricting. I want to maximize the flow. __________________ "Breakfast? Breakfast schmekfast, look at the score for God's sake. It's only the second period and I'm winning 12-2. Breakfasts come and go, Rene, but Hartford, the Whale, they only beat Vancouver maybe once or twice in a lifetime."

05-17-2008, 01:37 PM	#19
Fidatelo Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Winnipeg, MB	I can't stand boxers, who wants all that material floating around in your pants? I wear "boxer-briefs", best of both worlds (except for the holes I guess). __________________ "Breakfast? Breakfast schmekfast, look at the score for God's sake. It's only the second period and I'm winning 12-2. Breakfasts come and go, Rene, but Hartford, the Whale, they only beat Vancouver maybe once or twice in a lifetime."

05-17-2008, 01:37 PM	#20
st.cronin General Manager Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: New Mexico	I usually use the pants leg. __________________ co-commish: bb-bbcf.net knives out

05-17-2008, 07:59 AM	#2
Lathum Favored Bitch #1 Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: homeless in NJ	just pull the front down

05-17-2008, 08:20 AM	#3
thesloppy Pro Starter Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: PDX	Then people think you're wearing diapers. Or panties. And past that, it's still a two-handed operation. I'm not entirely sure what I need that other hand for, but I'm not necessarily ready to compromise it, depending on the bathroom.

05-17-2008, 08:35 AM	#5
thesloppy Pro Starter Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: PDX	You know John McCain is one of those type of guys who pees with two hands pressed firmly against the wall. ...I mean, provided he could lift 'em that high. Oh man. That was horrible. I better just turn off this computer. now. I'm sorry.

05-17-2008, 11:08 AM	#9
MikeVic Head Coach Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hometown of Canada	I bought 4 pairs of boxers at Gap for $20, so they're not that expensive.

05-17-2008, 11:21 AM	#10
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	That's canadian money though, which means that 20 canadian dollars are now worth like 40 USD at the rate we're headed.

05-17-2008, 11:46 AM	#11
Grammaticus Pro Rookie Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Tennessee	So people actually use the hole in the front of the boxers, amazing.

05-17-2008, 01:35 PM	#17
MikeVic Head Coach Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hometown of Canada	I find boxer holes to be alright. I hated tighty whitey holes, those are brutal.

05-17-2008, 01:36 PM	#18
SFL Cat College Starter Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: South Florida	You don't use the hole? Wars have been fought over less.

05-17-2008, 01:38 PM	#21
Lathum Favored Bitch #1 Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: homeless in NJ	I have never used the hole, never even thought about it. I just unzip and pull down.

05-17-2008, 01:38 PM	#22
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	I want to give thesloppy a reacharound. __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

05-17-2008, 01:44 PM	#25
Lathum Favored Bitch #1 Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: homeless in NJ	Of course I do have a huge cock Last edited by Lathum : 05-17-2008 at 01:45 PM.

05-17-2008, 08:55 PM	#28
EagleFan Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Mays Landing, NJ USA	I usually find it easier to roll my pant leg up a couple inches, much easier than using the hole..... Pakistani underwear with a tiny hole in the front... I guess we know why they are always pissed off and blowing people up...

05-18-2008, 11:58 AM	#29
mrsimperless College Prospect Join Date: Apr 2003	Doesn't anybody just else pull up the boxer leg (of course the left one, always the left one) and just let loose that way? Seems obvious to me. __________________ "All I know is that smart women are hot. Susan Polgar beat me in 24 moves in a simultaneous exhbition. I slept with the scoresheet under my pillow." Off some dude's web site.

05-18-2008, 01:12 PM	#30
ISiddiqui Hall Of Famer Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Decatur, GA	In Pakistan, I'm fairly sure that most people pull down their pants and boxers to pee... seeing as the national clothing of choice for men is a shalwar-khameez, which have pants without a hole in the front. __________________ "A prayer for the wild at heart, kept in cages" -Tennessee Williams

05-18-2008, 01:38 PM	#32
M GO BLUE!!! Pro Starter Join Date: Sep 2005	Commando!

05-18-2008, 01:42 PM	#33
Schmidty Coordinator Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Early, TX	Boxer Briefs are the only way to go. __________________ Just beat the devil out of it!!! - Bob Ross

05-20-2008, 10:34 AM	#34
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	I seriously had no idea that people actually use the hole in the underwear. I thought it was just a vestigial add-on...left there for traditions sake. __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

05-20-2008, 10:42 AM	#35
ISiddiqui Hall Of Famer Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Decatur, GA	I had no idea people actually pulled it all the way down. __________________ "A prayer for the wild at heart, kept in cages" -Tennessee Williams

05-20-2008, 10:57 AM	#37
ISiddiqui Hall Of Famer Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Decatur, GA	Pull it all the way down to pee I meant. I've never pulled it down... except with swim shorts. __________________ "A prayer for the wild at heart, kept in cages" -Tennessee Williams

05-20-2008, 11:26 AM	#38
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	you bought underwear on ebay? good grief. __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

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