Congrats on your marriage Subby!

JeeberD · 01-15-2004, 03:41 AM

Too bad you couldn't trick the dude any longer...

Farmer duped by 'bride' with false breasts

A farmer in eastern China didn't realise his bride was really a man until her fake breasts fell off.

The lonely farmer paid £1,300 to marry the woman in China's Fujian province, reports the Fuzhou Evening News.

But she refused to sleep with him after the wedding, complaining she felt unwell.

Six days after the ceremony, she tried to run away but the farmer followed her and tracked her down in a neighbouring town.

As they grappled together, the bogus bride's false breasts fell off and the farmer realised he had been tricked.

Police have now arrested the bride on suspicion of obtaining money by deception.

Arranged marriages are common in parts of rural China where men greatly outnumber women because of the country's one-child policy.

GoSeahawks · 01-15-2004, 03:59 AM

How odd is it that I just got finsihed watching The Crying Game and this is the first thread I read?

Subby · 01-15-2004, 07:42 AM

Hey - we all have skeletons in our closet. Fortunately I just had an Atkins-friendly wrap from Subway...

Ksyrup · 01-15-2004, 08:06 AM

Farmer Butterfly?

Those Atkins wraps are a goldmine for Subway. I've had them 5 times already, and at the mall food court last night, I watched a line of people order from Subway, and out of 12 orders, I think 9 were wraps. Is Subway publicly traded?

RedKingGold · 01-15-2004, 08:15 AM

Well Subby,....this story does not surprise me.

That's all I'm going to say

MizzouRah · 01-15-2004, 08:17 AM

I think a lesson can be learned here. Mail order breasts are a waste of money. Next time, go with Dr. Johns.

Todd

01-15-2004, 07:42 AM	#3
Subby lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: sans pants	Hey - we all have skeletons in our closet. Fortunately I just had an Atkins-friendly wrap from Subway... __________________ Superman was flying around and saw Wonder Woman getting a tan in the nude on her balcony. Superman said I going to hit that real fast. So he flys down toward Wonder Woman to hit it and their is a loud scream. The Invincible Man scream what just hit me in the ass!!!!! I do shit, I take pictures, I write about it: chrisshue.com

01-15-2004, 08:06 AM	#4
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	Farmer Butterfly? Those Atkins wraps are a goldmine for Subway. I've had them 5 times already, and at the mall food court last night, I watched a line of people order from Subway, and out of 12 orders, I think 9 were wraps. Is Subway publicly traded? __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

01-15-2004, 03:59 AM	#2
GoSeahawks High School Varsity Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Olympia, Wa	How odd is it that I just got finsihed watching The Crying Game and this is the first thread I read?

01-15-2004, 08:15 AM	#5
RedKingGold College Starter Join Date: Oct 2002	Well Subby,....this story does not surprise me. That's all I'm going to say

01-15-2004, 08:17 AM	#6
MizzouRah Hall Of Famer Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Troy, Mo	I think a lesson can be learned here. Mail order breasts are a waste of money. Next time, go with Dr. Johns. Todd

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