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Old 04-04-2010, 10:00 PM   #1
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The Xth (6th?) Annual Chan Ho Park Blows Thread (2010 Edition)

Sounds like the right time to start this

Can't find all the previous incarnations, but here's what I've got:
Official Chan Ho Park Sucks Thread 2008 - Front Office Football Central
OT: The 4th annual Chan Ho Park blows thread - Front Office Football Central

So, yeah, the idea is to predict Chan Ho's stats for the year. Unfortunately, due to HFP's untimely demise (or whatever the reason for his 5 year absence), someone has to at least post this to continue the good work in his name.

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Old 04-04-2010, 10:01 PM   #2
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Fuck, sure didn't take him long to break out his Gas can!
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Old 04-04-2010, 10:03 PM   #3
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thanks Chan!!!!
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Old 04-05-2010, 06:11 AM   #4
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w00t! Many thanks to Park on behalf of a grateful nation. I always like to see the Sox open the season with a win...even if it was a cheap win due to Park.
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Old 04-05-2010, 07:33 AM   #5
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w00t! Many thanks to Park on behalf of a grateful nation. I always like to see the Sox open the season with a win...even if it was a cheap win due to Park.

i wouldn't say it was cheap. I would say Park cancels out Ramon Ramirez. The game was pretty even in all other regards.

If anything, the win was due to Posada.
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Old 04-05-2010, 09:45 AM   #6
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I just have to say that as a Rangers fan for the last 20 years, I hate Chan Ho Park.

That is all.
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Old 04-05-2010, 10:48 AM   #7
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that was great....thanks chan!
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Old 04-05-2010, 02:09 PM   #8
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I think he ends up an OK reliever this year. Maybe a 4.20 ERA, couple of spot starts.
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Old 04-05-2010, 02:30 PM   #9
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Old 04-06-2010, 01:13 AM   #10
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I love this thread.
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Old 04-06-2010, 11:04 AM   #11
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HFP

Ditto

You know what kinda freaks me out every now and then? Thinking that there are several members on this board that are in prime "holy crap that guy died?" age range (myself included) that will just stop posting one day and never post again, and we'll never know why. I guess it gets that way when a board has been around about 10 years.
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Old 04-06-2010, 11:08 AM   #12
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Ditto

You know what kinda freaks me out every now and then? Thinking that there are several members on this board that are in prime "holy crap that guy died?" age range (myself included) that will just stop posting one day and never post again, and we'll never know why. I guess it gets that way when a board has been around about 10 years.

That's why you should write a letter to go along with your will that instructs someone in your family that you trust to go online and wrap up all of your "online affairs" - be it saying goodbye on your behalf to a messageboard or winding up your participation in fantasy football leagues, tending to your webmail accounts and closing them down...etc.
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Old 04-06-2010, 11:37 AM   #13
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What, is HFP seriously dead?
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Old 04-06-2010, 12:32 PM   #14
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What, is HFP seriously dead?

Nobody knows, as he hasn't posted here in a very long while.
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Old 04-08-2010, 12:17 PM   #15
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Well Park smoked the Sox yesterday three scoreless innnings in relief for the win?
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Old 04-08-2010, 12:21 PM   #16
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What if Chan Ho gets the win in Game 7 of the World Series?
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Old 04-08-2010, 12:30 PM   #17
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That's why you should write a letter to go along with your will that instructs someone in your family that you trust to go online and wrap up all of your "online affairs" - be it saying goodbye on your behalf to a messageboard or winding up your participation in fantasy football leagues, tending to your webmail accounts and closing them down...etc.

I think it would suffice to just keep a piece of paper in your wallet asking your wife to come to FOFC to tell everyone you died.
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Old 04-08-2010, 05:28 PM   #18
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What if Chan Ho gets the win in Game 7 of the World Series?

I would replace my shame jersey of Todd Marinovich with one of Ho.
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Old 04-12-2010, 02:10 PM   #19
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Chan Ho Park blows chunks
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Old 04-12-2010, 02:22 PM   #20
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I think it would suffice to just keep a piece of paper in your wallet asking your wife to come to FOFC to tell everyone you died.

aaah - but what about your login info? what about your webmail? etc.
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Old 04-12-2010, 09:01 PM   #22
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The best comment on the youtube clip...

Clearly, runs were an issue with Chan Ho
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Old 04-13-2010, 04:03 PM   #23
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It's hereditary, it runs in the genes... zing!
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Old 04-13-2010, 04:09 PM   #24
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He needed to repeat that one more time just in case someone missed it.
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