Guess who HornsManiacFan is!

WSUCougar · 04-29-2003, 08:52 PM

Yup! Step right up and guess who our Mystery Guest might be! Take us back to the Golden Age of FOFC by unmasking this clandestine hero!

Defender of the defenseless!

Paragon of FOFC virtues!

The last bastion of Cocky and Funny (tm)!

Who can it be now?

MrIllini · 04-29-2003, 08:54 PM

my answer:

who gives a flying fuck

kid_dynamite · 04-29-2003, 08:56 PM

i liked to buy a vowel...an A?

sachmo71 · 04-29-2003, 08:57 PM

I don't have to.

BFleming · 04-29-2003, 09:01 PM

Maybe Mel Kiper's Hair can provide us some insight as to HMFan's status??

Abe Sargent · 04-29-2003, 09:13 PM

Is it me?

-Anxiety

VPI97 · 04-29-2003, 09:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by WSUCougar
Who can it be now?

Quote:

Who can it be knocking at my door?
Go 'way, don't come 'round here no more.
Can't you see that it's late at night?
I'm very tired, and I'm not feeling right.
All I wish is to be alone;
Stay away, don't you invade my home.
Best off if you hang outside,
Don't come in - I'll only run and hide.

Who can it be now?
Who can it be now?
Who can it be now?
Who can it be now?

Who can it be knocking at my door?
Make no sound, tip-toe across the floor.
If he hears, he'll knock all day,
I'll be trapped, and here I'll have to stay.
I've done no harm, I keep to myself;
There's nothing wrong with my state of mental health.
I like it here with my childhood friend;
Here they come, those feelings again!

Who can it be now?
Who can it be now?
Who can it be now?
Who can it be now?

Is it the man come to take me away?
Why do they follow me?
It's not the future that I can see,
It's just my fantasy

Oh...Who can it be now?
Oh...Who can it...Who can it...
Yeah yeah yeah

mckerney · 04-29-2003, 09:23 PM

Shall the mods check IPs to unmask this mysterious fellow?

korme · 04-29-2003, 09:29 PM

No one else shares his IP.

BFleming · 04-29-2003, 09:38 PM

IIRC, IP addresses change if using dial-up or a networking device-- that being said, I think I have an idea....Some people have a habit of using patterns in their work, whether it be in a post, or in a signature or whatever...That style is evident, even if you were to frequent other boards...just a thought..

korme · 04-29-2003, 09:42 PM

Interesting, BFlem.. care to share your ideas?

Ben E Lou · 04-29-2003, 09:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Shorty3281
No one else shares his IP.

Yup. Which made it even easier to ban. No one even shared the first two sections of the IP.

korme · 04-29-2003, 09:53 PM

SD, good decision to lock up the thread.

mckerney · 04-29-2003, 09:53 PM

in dial up only the last 2 numbers change, the first 2 numbers stay the same.

Brillig · 04-29-2003, 09:54 PM

For example - we have a number of clues:

1) One of the first 200 FOFC members (might have lied about this, but unlikely - also, almost certainly one of the 101st-200th members, as otherwise he would have said "One of the first 100 FOFC members").

2) Almost certainly was online earlier today with his other login.

3) Tends to leave small words out

"Almost like you secretly enjoyed it a very sickening way."

"I would not want to be in a world like, would you?"

"I don't think that is going to happen so I comfortable speaking under condition of anonymity."

4) Comma phobic

"Explain the logic behind that please."

Probably enough to figure out who it is, if you really wanted too...

John Galt · 04-29-2003, 09:55 PM

HMF,

Frankly I think it is ridiculous that you don't reveal your identity. The internet is already a place to be anonymous. To use a new ID to escape your already anonymous ID just seems nuts. If what you believe in what you say, then say it from the voice we know. This board can be pretty harsh sometimes, but as someone who has felt a lot of that criticism and ire, I can say there is no good reason to hide.

And I am sympathetic to HM's plight. He was regularly baited and picked on. I do, however, think that he continually overreacted and initiated a lot of destruction on his own. On the scale of HM's abuses, the one that got him banned was pretty minor, but when added onto everything else, it just was too much.

Anyway, reveal yourself and have pride or go away. There is no middle ground.

Bee · 04-29-2003, 09:56 PM

I think it's SkyDog.

John Galt · 04-29-2003, 09:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bee
I think it's SkyDog.

mckerney · 04-29-2003, 09:59 PM

I was thinking the SkyDog=HMF thing as well, but I was too damn lazy to post it.

kid_dynamite · 04-29-2003, 10:01 PM

i dont get the whole jumping on HMF because of anonymous posting

Bee · 04-29-2003, 10:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by HornsManianFan
I had lots of friends here and people I admired, but I never thought we could be so foolish as we have been today.

hmmm...There's a familiar ring to this, but I can't quite place it...

mckerney · 04-29-2003, 10:07 PM

I was also pursueing Marmel=werewolf theory as well, but that actually didn't pan out.

So much money wasted on silver bullets....

detroit_fan · 04-29-2003, 10:07 PM

It's gotta be Saddam...

Bee · 04-29-2003, 10:08 PM

It could be that Solecismic dude...he posted here the other day with some kinda draft contest.

CAsterling · 04-29-2003, 10:18 PM

Its nice to see the intellectual discussions that thrive on this board

RPI-Fan · 04-29-2003, 10:24 PM

My money is on Swaggs or Buccaneer (particularly the latter, based on the 200-members thing).

Jets80 · 04-29-2003, 10:37 PM

I think this deserves a poll question.

bbor · 04-29-2003, 10:44 PM

Asshat!

JonInMiddleGA · 04-29-2003, 10:50 PM

Kirby frickin' Puckett

JonInMiddleGA · 04-29-2003, 10:52 PM

Damn. I use Kirby Puckett here for the very first time and I end up putting it in the most interesting HM-related thread of the day.

Swaggs · 04-29-2003, 11:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RPI-Fan
My money is on Swaggs or Buccaneer (particularly the latter, based on the 200-members thing).

Ouch! This may be the worst thing ever said about me.

Even though I have been biting my lip and have resisted posting in HM's last 100 or so "Look At Me!" threads, I am solidly not in his corner. If I were, I would like to think I have big enough stones to speak on his behalf, without hiding behind a fake nickname.

I will not speak for him, but I am fairly certain Bucc/Ary would not need to hide behind a fake nickname, either.

Marmel · 04-29-2003, 11:44 PM

If there was one person I would rule out, it would be Abucc.

SplitPersonality1 · 04-29-2003, 11:49 PM

This place has more drama than backstage at a Miss America pageant. Good grief. I go out of town for two days and all hell breaks loose.

BTW, I am not HMF, so don't even go there.

Fonzie · 04-30-2003, 12:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SplitPersonality1
This place has more drama than backstage at a Miss America pageant. Good grief. I go out of town for two days and all hell breaks loose.

BTW, I am not HMF, so don't even go there.

Most split personalities are unaware of each other. So if you were HMF, would you even know?

JeeberD · 04-30-2003, 12:23 AM

Man, I thought that I witnessed all the drama this afternoon, but look what I miss spending four and a half hours at work. What a crazy, crazy day in FOFC-land...

MrIllini · 04-30-2003, 08:02 AM

cray-zee

Bee · 04-30-2003, 08:12 AM

OMG!!!

It just hit me...it's Blackie!

Samdari · 04-30-2003, 08:25 AM

Wow Bee, I am pretty sure that its not me, and yet, I suspect myself more than I suspect Blackadar.

Bee · 04-30-2003, 08:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Samdari
Wow Bee, I am pretty sure that its not me, and yet, I suspect myself more than I suspect Blackadar.

. I'm just trying to throw off the suspicion.

Ben E Lou · 04-30-2003, 08:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bee
I think it's SkyDog.

LOL!

AKnightofNi · 04-30-2003, 11:19 AM

As a new member, I cannot tell you how frustrating it is to be 'in the dark' about all these possibly funny references to things I have missed out on (I know I ended this sentence with a preposition, and I apologize to any English majors who may be in attendance).

I hope to be up-to-speed from now on. With that in mind, I guess I must sign-up for Hattrick, as well. The Dark Gods awaken. Woe be unto me.

JeeberD · 04-30-2003, 11:21 AM

Eh, Hattrick ain't that great.

Oh crap, I better go an hide now...

Easy Mac · 04-30-2003, 11:24 AM

Ryan S.

Buzzbee · 04-30-2003, 11:28 AM

Quote:

Who can it be knocking at my door?
Go 'way, don't come 'round here no more.
Can't you see that it's late at night?
I'm very tired, and I'm not feeling right.
All I wish is to be alone;
Stay away, don't you invade my home.
Best off if you hang outside,
Don't come in - I'll only run and hide.

Who can it be now?
Who can it be now?
Who can it be now?
Who can it be now?

Who can it be knocking at my door?
Make no sound, tip-toe across the floor.
If he hears, he'll knock all day,
I'll be trapped, and here I'll have to stay.
I've done no harm, I keep to myself;
There's nothing wrong with my state of mental health.
I like it here with my childhood friend;
Here they come, those feelings again!

Who can it be now?
Who can it be now?
Who can it be now?
Who can it be now?

Is it the man come to take me away?
Why do they follow me?
It's not the future that I can see,
It's just my fantasy

Oh...Who can it be now?
Oh...Who can it...Who can it...
Yeah yeah yeah

Damn you VPI!! I was perfectly happy singing Jethro Tull's Aqualung

Quote:

Sitting on a park bench --
eyeing ittle girls with bad intent.
Snot running down his nose --
greasy fingers smearing shabby clothes.
Drying in the cold sun --
Watching as the frilly panties run.
Feeling like a dead duck --
spitting out pieces of his broken luck.

Sun streaking cold --
an old man wandering lonely.
Taking time
the only way he knows.
Leg hurting bad,
as he bends to pick a dog-end --
he goes down to the bog
and warms his feet.

Feeling alone --
the army's up the rode
salvation à la mode and
a cup of tea.
Aqualung my friend --
don't start away uneasy
you poor old sod, you see, it's only me.
Do you still remember
December's foggy freeze --
when the ice that
clings on to your beard is
screaming agony.
And you snatch your rattling last breaths
with deep-sea-diver sounds,
and the flowers bloom like
madness in the spring.

and now you've got me singing MEN AT WORK!!! Just great. Thanks a lot.

*Cue music*
Who can it be knocking at my door?
Go 'way, don't come 'round here no more.

Ben E Lou · 04-30-2003, 11:31 AM

HM Fan = Iraqi Minister of Information

"Lies! All lies! HornsManiac never edited anything. No PM were sent without authorization. In fact, SkyDog BEGGED HM to send the PM's. He, Horns be praised, is the cockiest and funniest person I know. The infidel SkyDog's stomach shall roast in Hell!!!"

Butter · 04-30-2003, 11:40 AM

What do I get if I guess who he is? I'm not guessing who it is unless I get something cool. Like a hat or a coupon or a car or something. That would be cool. But you know, really anything cool might be enough for me to answer. We'll just have to see. I bet you're all dying to know aren't you? Well, whoever gives me the coolest thing gets to know.

Franklinnoble · 04-30-2003, 12:20 PM

HMF=Colossal Squid

04-30-2003, 03:29 PM

isnt there just a little bit more to life than to wonder who the anonymous hmf is? seem to be criticizing a guy for having no life yet plenty of you worry about his identity. i dont know what happened and i really dont care but it seems like he/she got the best of alot of you.

Kodos · 04-30-2003, 03:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SkyDog
HM Fan = Iraqi Minister of Information

"Lies! All lies! HornsManiac never edited anything. No PM were sent without authorization. In fact, SkyDog BEGGED HM to send the PM's. He, Horns be praised, is the cockiest and funniest person I know. The infidel SkyDog's stomach shall roast in Hell!!!"

GrantDawg · 04-30-2003, 03:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by harleybeans
isnt there just a little bit more to life than to wonder who the anonymous hmf is? seem to be criticizing a guy for having no life yet plenty of you worry about his identity. i dont know what happened and i really dont care but it seems like he/she got the best of alot of you.

New contest. Guess who harleybeans really is.

04-29-2003, 08:54 PM	#2
MrIllini High School Varsity Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Where you live	my answer: who gives a flying fuck __________________ if i said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

04-29-2003, 08:56 PM	#3
kid_dynamite Mascot Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Colorado	i liked to buy a vowel...an A? __________________ Chicago Bears: ooh rah

04-29-2003, 09:13 PM	#6
Abe Sargent Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Catonsville, MD	Is it me? -Anxiety __________________ Check out my two current weekly Magic columns! https://www.coolstuffinc.com/a/?action=search&page=1&author[]=Abe%20Sargent

04-29-2003, 09:55 PM	#16
John Galt Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Internets	HMF, Frankly I think it is ridiculous that you don't reveal your identity. The internet is already a place to be anonymous. To use a new ID to escape your already anonymous ID just seems nuts. If what you believe in what you say, then say it from the voice we know. This board can be pretty harsh sometimes, but as someone who has felt a lot of that criticism and ire, I can say there is no good reason to hide. And I am sympathetic to HM's plight. He was regularly baited and picked on. I do, however, think that he continually overreacted and initiated a lot of destruction on his own. On the scale of HM's abuses, the one that got him banned was pretty minor, but when added onto everything else, it just was too much. Anyway, reveal yourself and have pride or go away. There is no middle ground. __________________ I do mind, the Dude minds. This will not stand, ya know, this aggression will not stand, man. - The Dude

04-29-2003, 10:01 PM	#20
kid_dynamite Mascot Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Colorado	i dont get the whole jumping on HMF because of anonymous posting __________________ Chicago Bears: ooh rah

04-29-2003, 08:57 PM	#4
sachmo71 The boy who cried Trout Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: TX	I don't have to.

04-29-2003, 09:01 PM	#5
BFleming H.S. Freshman Team Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Jersey	Maybe Mel Kiper's Hair can provide us some insight as to HMFan's status??

04-29-2003, 09:23 PM	#8
mckerney Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000	Shall the mods check IPs to unmask this mysterious fellow?

04-29-2003, 09:29 PM	#9
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	No one else shares his IP.

04-29-2003, 09:38 PM	#10
BFleming H.S. Freshman Team Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Jersey	IIRC, IP addresses change if using dial-up or a networking device-- that being said, I think I have an idea....Some people have a habit of using patterns in their work, whether it be in a post, or in a signature or whatever...That style is evident, even if you were to frequent other boards...just a thought..

04-29-2003, 09:42 PM	#11
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	Interesting, BFlem.. care to share your ideas?

04-29-2003, 09:53 PM	#13
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	SD, good decision to lock up the thread.

04-29-2003, 09:54 PM	#15
Brillig College Prospect Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Mountain View, California	For example - we have a number of clues: 1) One of the first 200 FOFC members (might have lied about this, but unlikely - also, almost certainly one of the 101st-200th members, as otherwise he would have said "One of the first 100 FOFC members"). 2) Almost certainly was online earlier today with his other login. 3) Tends to leave small words out "Almost like you secretly enjoyed it a very sickening way." "I would not want to be in a world like, would you?" "I don't think that is going to happen so I comfortable speaking under condition of anonymity." 4) Comma phobic "Explain the logic behind that please." Probably enough to figure out who it is, if you really wanted too...

04-29-2003, 09:56 PM	#17
Bee Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Fairfax, VA	I think it's SkyDog.

04-29-2003, 09:59 PM	#19
mckerney Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000	I was thinking the SkyDog=HMF thing as well, but I was too damn lazy to post it.

04-29-2003, 10:07 PM	#22
mckerney Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000	I was also pursueing Marmel=werewolf theory as well, but that actually didn't pan out. So much money wasted on silver bullets....

04-29-2003, 10:07 PM	#23
detroit_fan H.S. Freshman Team Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Fayetteville, AR	It's gotta be Saddam... __________________ heck is where people who don't believe in gosh go.

04-29-2003, 10:08 PM	#24
Bee Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Fairfax, VA	It could be that Solecismic dude...he posted here the other day with some kinda draft contest.

04-29-2003, 10:18 PM	#25
CAsterling High School JV Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Herndon, Va	Its nice to see the intellectual discussions that thrive on this board __________________ The funniest comedy duo I have ever seen - www.magaga.com/

04-29-2003, 10:24 PM	#26
RPI-Fan Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Troy, NY	My money is on Swaggs or Buccaneer (particularly the latter, based on the 200-members thing). __________________ Quis custodiets ipsos custodes?

04-29-2003, 10:37 PM	#27
Jets80 High School Varsity Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Charlotte, NC	I think this deserves a poll question.

04-29-2003, 10:44 PM	#28
bbor Pro Starter Join Date: May 2001 Location: toronto	Asshat! __________________ Pumpy Tudors Now that I've cracked and made that admission, I wonder if I'm only a couple of steps away from wanting to tongue-kiss Jaromir Jagr and give Bobby Clarke a blowjob.

04-29-2003, 10:50 PM	#29
JonInMiddleGA Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Behind Enemy Lines in Athens, GA	Kirby frickin' Puckett __________________ "I lit another cigarette. Unless I specifically inform you to the contrary, I am always lighting another cigarette." - from a novel by Martin Amis

04-29-2003, 10:52 PM	#30
JonInMiddleGA Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Behind Enemy Lines in Athens, GA	Damn. I use Kirby Puckett here for the very first time and I end up putting it in the most interesting HM-related thread of the day. __________________ "I lit another cigarette. Unless I specifically inform you to the contrary, I am always lighting another cigarette." - from a novel by Martin Amis

04-29-2003, 11:44 PM	#32
Marmel Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Manchester, CT	If there was one person I would rule out, it would be Abucc. __________________ 81-78 Cincinnati basketball writer P. Daugherty, "Connor Barwin playing several minutes against Syracuse is like kids with slingshots taking down Caesar's legions."

04-29-2003, 11:49 PM	#33
SplitPersonality1 College Benchwarmer Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Grafton, WI	This place has more drama than backstage at a Miss America pageant. Good grief. I go out of town for two days and all hell breaks loose. BTW, I am not HMF, so don't even go there.

04-30-2003, 12:23 AM	#35
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	Man, I thought that I witnessed all the drama this afternoon, but look what I miss spending four and a half hours at work. What a crazy, crazy day in FOFC-land... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

04-30-2003, 08:02 AM	#36
MrIllini High School Varsity Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Where you live	cray-zee __________________ if i said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

04-30-2003, 08:12 AM	#37
Bee Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Fairfax, VA	OMG!!! It just hit me...it's Blackie!

04-30-2003, 08:25 AM	#38
Samdari Roster Filler Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Cicero	Wow Bee, I am pretty sure that its not me, and yet, I suspect myself more than I suspect Blackadar. __________________ http://www.nateandellie.net Now featuring twice the babies for the same low price!

04-30-2003, 11:19 AM	#41
AKnightofNi n00b Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Texas, of course.	As a new member, I cannot tell you how frustrating it is to be 'in the dark' about all these possibly funny references to things I have missed out on (I know I ended this sentence with a preposition, and I apologize to any English majors who may be in attendance). I hope to be up-to-speed from now on. With that in mind, I guess I must sign-up for Hattrick, as well. The Dark Gods awaken. Woe be unto me. __________________ it,it,it

04-30-2003, 11:21 AM	#42
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	Eh, Hattrick ain't that great. Oh crap, I better go an hide now... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

04-30-2003, 11:24 AM	#43
Easy Mac Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Here	Ryan S.

04-30-2003, 11:31 AM	#45
Ben E Lou Morgado's Favorite Forum Fascist Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Greensboro, NC	HM Fan = Iraqi Minister of Information "Lies! All lies! HornsManiac never edited anything. No PM were sent without authorization. In fact, SkyDog BEGGED HM to send the PM's. He, Horns be praised, is the cockiest and funniest person I know. The infidel SkyDog's stomach shall roast in Hell!!!" __________________ The media don't understand the kinds of problems and pressures 54 million come wit'! Last edited by Ben E Lou : 04-30-2003 at 11:31 AM.

04-30-2003, 11:40 AM	#46
Butter Coordinator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Dayton, OH	What do I get if I guess who he is? I'm not guessing who it is unless I get something cool. Like a hat or a coupon or a car or something. That would be cool. But you know, really anything cool might be enough for me to answer. We'll just have to see. I bet you're all dying to know aren't you? Well, whoever gives me the coolest thing gets to know. __________________ My listening habits