Celebrity Hot or Not 2.0, Vol. 95: Halle Berry

DanGarion · 07-03-2012, 11:41 AM

First off, I would like to let you all know that you have hurt Jennifer Connelly's feelings with her 74% finish.

Anyway, it's now time for another beautiful celebrity to be judged by her peers. You may know Halle Berry as Storm from X-Men, but that isn't really her best. She was also pretty hot in Swordfish, but again that wasn't really her best. How about Monsters Ball, although she wasn't really hot in that. Regardless unless you live under a rock you know who she is. VOTE!

DanGarion · 07-03-2012, 11:42 AM

Grover · 07-03-2012, 11:46 AM

Few women look fantastic with short hair.

This is one of them. So hot.

JediKooter · 07-03-2012, 11:50 AM

I think she's hot, but, there ain't no way in hell I'm letting her drive.

Suicane75 · 07-03-2012, 11:58 AM

I'm gonna vote hot, just let me jump in my car.

Suicane75 · 07-03-2012, 12:00 PM

Whoops, out of plutonium. Soz.

Rizon · 07-03-2012, 12:00 PM

Just have never been able to get past the butch hairdo.

JediKooter · 07-03-2012, 12:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Rizon

Just have never been able to get past the butch hairdo.

David Justice did.

heybrad · 07-03-2012, 12:04 PM

Instant hot for me.

spleen1015 · 07-03-2012, 12:08 PM

Hey brad!

Hottest of the Hot.

Autumn · 07-03-2012, 12:15 PM

Hot. I'm often a fan of short hair, and she does all right with it, but I hate it in those last couple of pictures where it's all kind of spiky. This ain't an anime, Halle.

M GO BLUE!!! · 07-03-2012, 12:18 PM

Yessir.

RomaGoth · 07-03-2012, 12:39 PM

She is way hot but I can't stand that spiked hair look. Fantastic body makes up for it to be sure.

Matthean · 07-03-2012, 12:40 PM

At one point her and Salma Hayek were my top two. Still a very easy "Yes" vote.

Matthean · 07-03-2012, 12:41 PM

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First off, I would like to let you all know that you have hurt Jennifer Connelly's feelings with her 74% finish.

She can come and cry on my shoulder.

Grover · 07-03-2012, 12:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Matthean

At one point her and Salma Hayek were my top two. Still a very easy "Yes" vote.

I miss early 90's Desperado and Dusk Til Dawn Salma Hayek.

cuervo72 · 07-03-2012, 01:08 PM

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Originally Posted by rowech

As I write this, Tina Fey is considered hotter than Halle Berry.

When was I transported to a different planet?

That or FOFC just has a fear of a black one.

rowech · 07-03-2012, 01:26 PM

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Originally Posted by cuervo72

That or FOFC just has a fear of a black one.

It's become pretty clear that FOFC has a clear affection for blondes compared to others. I think being blonde is worth an extra 5% alone.

stevew · 07-03-2012, 01:27 PM

Apparently as long as you're considered hot at some point in the 90s, you do well here. She's 45 years old, and approximately 65-70% as hot as her peak.

JonInMiddleGA · 07-03-2012, 01:32 PM

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Originally Posted by rowech

As I write this, Tina Fey is considered hotter than Halle Berry.

Tina Fey may have pets hotter than Halle Berry.

Lots of people do, Tina Fey could be one of them.

cuervo72 · 07-03-2012, 01:33 PM

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Originally Posted by stevew

Apparently as long as you're considered hot at some point in the 90s, you do well here. She's 45 years old, and approximately 65-70% as hot as her peak.

Funny thing about aging...as these starlets age, I somehow seem to age with them.

spleen1015 · 07-03-2012, 01:43 PM

I'm an older woman kind of guy. I like above average looking 40-50 year olds more than super hot 20 year olds.

Women get better with age.

BYU 14 · 07-03-2012, 01:44 PM

At last!! My dream girl, has sustained her hotness for an unbelievably long time!

cadmus2166 · 07-03-2012, 01:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Grover

Few women look fantastic with short hair.

This is one of them. So hot.

Agree 100%.

DanGarion · 07-03-2012, 01:48 PM

I love that people key in on when she had short hair, like she still has short hair.

stevew · 07-03-2012, 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by cuervo72

Funny thing about aging...as these starlets age, I somehow seem to age with them.

So, this is not you, in other words.

Suicane75 · 07-03-2012, 01:53 PM

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Originally Posted by DanGarion

I love that people key in on when she had short hair, like she still has short hair.

I was going to make a joke that enlisted the use of a picture of a cavewoman. However googling "cavewoman paintings", did not assist in my joke. I do however believe that I've got a new fetish.

RomaGoth · 07-03-2012, 02:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Suicane75

I was going to make a joke that enlisted the use of a picture of a cavewoman. However googling "cavewoman paintings", did not assist in my joke. I do however believe that I've got a new fetish.

Can't say I blame you.

Big Fo · 07-03-2012, 03:10 PM

I mean I don't even know exactly what she looks like at this moment, I haven't seen one of her films in years and if I were to do some quick research I'd just find pictures of her from all different time periods not necessarily knowing which are current.

I guess I just look at this more like Hall of Fame voting than an "is this person hot on the exact date of the poll" type thing. You need more than a few good years among the greats but even if someone slides a bit at the end of their career it doesn't matter so much. And I'm not even saying that Halle Berry has slid since I don't even know if she has, but she's still an easy hot vote for me.

RendeR · 07-03-2012, 03:13 PM

I was on the fence with her for a long time, then I watched Monster's ball. This woman melts Tundra with her every footstep.

Matthean · 07-03-2012, 04:07 PM

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Originally Posted by stevew

Apparently as long as you're considered hot at some point in the 90s, you do well here. She's 45 years old, and approximately 65-70% as hot as her peak.

The audacity of us thinking a 45 year old woman should be considered hot. At least we will correct this now by voting on "hot" chicks of a proper age like Selena Gomez and Miley Cyrus.

Grover · 07-03-2012, 04:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Matthean

The audacity of us thinking a 45 year old woman should be considered hot. At least we will correct this now by voting on "hot" chicks of a proper age like Selena Gomez and Miley Cyrus.

We will?

Ehhh... maybe if they didn't look 14.

Suicane75 · 07-03-2012, 04:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Matthean

The audacity of us thinking a 45 year old woman should be considered hot. At least we will correct this now by voting on "hot" chicks of a proper age like Selena Gomez and Miley Cyrus.

Yeah man, that's all I'm asking.

BYU 14 · 07-03-2012, 04:16 PM

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Originally Posted by RendeR

I was on the fence with her for a long time, then I watched Monster's ball. This woman melts Tundra with her every footstep.

That should be required remedial viewing for anyone voting not

DanGarion · 07-03-2012, 04:17 PM

Hey guys, she's at 85%.

Suicane75 · 07-03-2012, 04:24 PM

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Originally Posted by BYU 14

That should be required remedial viewing for anyone voting not

I think it would only be fair to inform people that Billy Bob Thortons swinging nutsack may take away any stirrings you get in your loins.

spleen1015 · 07-03-2012, 04:25 PM

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Originally Posted by DanGarion

Hey guys, she's at 85%.

Stop. Every time you do that people start voting not.

Grover · 07-03-2012, 04:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Suicane75

I think it would only be fair to inform people that Billy Bob Thortons swinging nutsack may take away any stirrings you get in your loins.

Maybe to you.

BillJasper · 07-03-2012, 04:39 PM

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Originally Posted by cuervo72

Funny thing about aging...as these starlets age, I somehow seem to age with them.

You lie!

Very HOT!

RomaGoth · 07-03-2012, 04:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Grover

Maybe to you.

Ewww.

Buccaneer · 07-03-2012, 07:07 PM

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Originally Posted by spleen1015

I'm an older woman kind of guy. I like above average looking 40-50 year olds more than super hot 20 year olds.

Women get better with age.

Yep.

stevew · 07-03-2012, 07:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Matthean

The audacity of us thinking a 45 year old woman should be considered hot. At least we will correct this now by voting on "hot" chicks of a proper age like Selena Gomez and Miley Cyrus.

There's a reason she isn't carrying major movies anymore. She might have a longer than expected prime, but she's on a downward trajectory. If she was actually as hot as her wildly inflated numbers here might suggest, she would be carrying movies once again as the sexpot love interest.

And monsters ball as an example of hotness? You have to be fucking kidding me. She was lauded cause she played homely for the role

Suicane75 · 07-03-2012, 07:42 PM

Let's be fair, she was very sexy in that film. She was very sexy for a long time. But that time has come and gone. I'd kill for Diane Lane, I got nothing against age, but the Halle Berry of now is not the Halle Berry of 1999, not even close.

britrock88 · 07-03-2012, 08:07 PM

Yep. Rough.

BYU 14 · 07-03-2012, 08:08 PM

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Originally Posted by stevew

And monsters ball as an example of hotness? You have to be fucking kidding me. She was lauded cause she played homely for the role

Hot and sexy does not always equate to sequined night gowns and tons of makeup. Sometimes a simple line like "Make me feel good" is pretty fucking hot.

In regards to her being past her prime, this poll was not around in 1999 and if nothing else she deserves a lifetime achievement award for being hot.

DougW · 07-03-2012, 08:17 PM

Boobs.

stevew · 07-03-2012, 08:22 PM

Boobs and a tranny face.

Suicane75 · 07-03-2012, 08:33 PM

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Originally Posted by BYU 14

Hot and sexy does not always equate to sequined night gowns and tons of makeup. Sometimes a simple line like "Make me feel good" is pretty fucking hot.

In regards to her being past her prime, this poll was not around in 1999 and if nothing else she deserves a lifetime achievement award for being hot.

Lifetime achievement? She's Halle fuckin Berry not Aphrodite.

Suicane75 · 07-03-2012, 08:34 PM

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Originally Posted by britrock88

Yep. Rough.

Listen, if black don't crack than she's 51% white.

BYU 14 · 07-03-2012, 08:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Suicane75

Lifetime achievement? She's Halle fuckin Berry not Aphrodite.

I'd have to see Aphrodite in a bathing suit to comment on that.

View Poll Results: Celebrity Hot or Not 2.0, Vol. 95: Halle Berry
HOT	111	76.55%
NOT?	34	23.45%
Voters: 145. You may not vote on this poll

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spleen1015 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003	Hey brad! Hottest of the Hot. __________________ Why choose failure when success is an option?

07-03-2012, 11:58 AM	#5
Suicane75 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NJ	I'm gonna vote hot, just let me jump in my car.

07-03-2012, 12:00 PM	#6
Suicane75 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NJ	Whoops, out of plutonium. Soz.

07-03-2012, 12:04 PM	#9
heybrad Norm!!! Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Manassas, VA	Instant hot for me.

07-03-2012, 12:15 PM	#11
Autumn Head Coach Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Bath, ME	Hot. I'm often a fan of short hair, and she does all right with it, but I hate it in those last couple of pictures where it's all kind of spiky. This ain't an anime, Halle.

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M GO BLUE!!! Pro Starter Join Date: Sep 2005	Yessir.

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Matthean Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Aug 2008	At one point her and Salma Hayek were my top two. Still a very easy "Yes" vote. __________________ Board games: Bringing people back to the original social network, the table.

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stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	Apparently as long as you're considered hot at some point in the 90s, you do well here. She's 45 years old, and approximately 65-70% as hot as her peak.

07-03-2012, 01:43 PM	#22
spleen1015 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003	I'm an older woman kind of guy. I like above average looking 40-50 year olds more than super hot 20 year olds. Women get better with age. __________________ Why choose failure when success is an option?

07-03-2012, 01:44 PM	#23
BYU 14 Coordinator Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: The scorched Desert	At last!! My dream girl, has sustained her hotness for an unbelievably long time!

07-03-2012, 01:48 PM	#25
DanGarion Coordinator Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The Great Northwest	I love that people key in on when she had short hair, like she still has short hair. __________________ Los Angeles Dodgers Check out the FOFC Groups on Facebook! and Reddit! DON'T REPORT ME BRO!

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Big Fo Pro Rookie Join Date: Jan 2005	I mean I don't even know exactly what she looks like at this moment, I haven't seen one of her films in years and if I were to do some quick research I'd just find pictures of her from all different time periods not necessarily knowing which are current. I guess I just look at this more like Hall of Fame voting than an "is this person hot on the exact date of the poll" type thing. You need more than a few good years among the greats but even if someone slides a bit at the end of their career it doesn't matter so much. And I'm not even saying that Halle Berry has slid since I don't even know if she has, but she's still an easy hot vote for me. Last edited by Big Fo : 07-03-2012 at 03:11 PM.

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DanGarion Coordinator Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The Great Northwest	Hey guys, she's at 85%. __________________ Los Angeles Dodgers Check out the FOFC Groups on Facebook! and Reddit! DON'T REPORT ME BRO!

07-03-2012, 07:42 PM	#43
Suicane75 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NJ	Let's be fair, she was very sexy in that film. She was very sexy for a long time. But that time has come and gone. I'd kill for Diane Lane, I got nothing against age, but the Halle Berry of now is not the Halle Berry of 1999, not even close.

07-03-2012, 08:07 PM	#44
britrock88 Pro Starter Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Madison, WI	Yep. Rough.

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DougW High School Varsity Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Downriver, MI	Boobs.

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stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	Boobs and a tranny face.

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