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Old 07-23-2010, 05:47 PM   #1
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"But, why male models?"

Are you serious? I just told you that a minute ago.
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Old 07-23-2010, 05:56 PM   #2
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I don't wanna hear your excuses! The building has to be at least...three times bigger than this!
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Old 07-23-2010, 06:02 PM   #3
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Seriously, do you like service yourself ten times a day?
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Old 07-23-2010, 06:52 PM   #4
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Old 07-23-2010, 06:55 PM   #5
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Am I taking crazy pills?!!?
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Old 07-23-2010, 06:56 PM   #6
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They're break-dance fighting!
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Old 07-23-2010, 07:00 PM   #7
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I had to google to see what movie this way
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Old 07-23-2010, 08:36 PM   #8
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I had to google to see what movie this way

You mis-spelled "was" in your post. It's supposed to be spelled with an "s" at the end, but you used a "y" instead.
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Old 07-23-2010, 08:51 PM   #9
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Old 07-23-2010, 09:07 PM   #10
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Old 07-23-2010, 09:59 PM   #11
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Old 07-23-2010, 10:10 PM   #12
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I became..

What?

Bulimic.

...You can read minds?
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Old 07-23-2010, 10:35 PM   #13
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There was a moment last night, when she was sandwiched between the two Finnish dwarves and the Maori tribesmen, where I thought, "Wow, I could really spend the rest of my life with this woman".
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Old 07-23-2010, 10:41 PM   #14
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Oh, I'm sorry, did my pin get in the way of your ASS?
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Old 07-24-2010, 01:30 AM   #15
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So join now, 'cause at the Derek Zoolander Center For Kids Who Can't Read Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too, we teach you that there's more to life than just being really, really, really good looking. Right kids?
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Old 07-24-2010, 01:32 AM   #16
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SHUT UP! Enough already, Ballstein! Who cares about Derek Zoolander anyway? The man has only one look, for Christ's sake! Blue Steel? Ferrari? Le Tigra? They're the same face! Doesn't anybody notice this? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!
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Old 07-24-2010, 01:32 AM   #17
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"Rufus, Brint, and Meekus were like brothers to me. And when I say brother, I don't mean, like, an actual brother, but I mean it like the way black people use it. Which is more meaningful I think."

"If there is anything that this horrible tragedy can teach us, it's that a male model's life is a precious, precious commodity. Just because we have chiseled abs and stunning features, it doesn't mean that we too can't not die in a freak gasoline fight accident."
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Old 07-24-2010, 01:45 AM   #18
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Old 07-24-2010, 02:16 AM   #19
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Sting. Sting would be another person who's a hero. The music he's created over the years, I don't really listen to it, but the fact that he's making it, I respect that.
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Old 07-24-2010, 02:23 AM   #20
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"A eugoogoolizer... you know one who speaks at funerals."
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Old 07-24-2010, 02:30 AM   #21
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"When I was in 7th grade, I was... the fat kid in my class."

"Ew!"
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Old 07-24-2010, 02:37 AM   #22
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Old 07-24-2010, 02:49 AM   #23
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You're dead to me, son. You're even more dead to me than your dead mother.
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Old 07-24-2010, 02:52 AM   #24
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Old 07-24-2010, 05:09 AM   #25
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Wait a minute. I might just have an idea. They'll be looking for us at Maury's right? But they won't be looking for... not us.
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Old 07-24-2010, 07:52 AM   #26
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*cough*

...I think I've got the black lung, pop
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Old 07-24-2010, 09:35 AM   #27
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What is this? A school for ants!?
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Old 07-24-2010, 11:09 AM   #28
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What a random thread to start. But that was one of those movies that I thought would be just stupid, and ended up purchasing.
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Old 07-24-2010, 11:12 AM   #29
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Old 07-24-2010, 01:30 PM   #30
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Look, I gotta go pee, but I'd really like to continue talking about this conversation when I come back.
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Old 07-24-2010, 01:39 PM   #31
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Old 07-24-2010, 01:41 PM   #32
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Old 07-24-2010, 11:14 PM   #33
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Did you ever hear of "The Seattle Seven"? That was me... and six other guys.
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Old 07-24-2010, 11:16 PM   #34
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Maude: You're not interested in sex?

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Old 07-25-2010, 10:16 PM   #35
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My frisbee team is named Blue Steel.

And my spongee team is named School For Kids Who Can't Read Good. Our jersey logo is a big ant, which only true believers piece together.

Zoolander is my favorite movie of all time.
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Old 07-25-2010, 10:39 PM   #36
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I've taught my two year old daughter to make the look when I ask her for Blue Steel. Yes, I am proud.
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I can derelict my OWN balls, thank you very much!
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