Superpower

Schmidty · 02-05-2003, 06:28 PM

If you could have one, what would it be?

astralhaze · 02-05-2003, 06:34 PM

Invisability. No doubt.

Schmidty · 02-05-2003, 06:37 PM

Since I can't choose just one, I'll have to go with a combo:

Eternal youth/Superhuman charisma.

Qwikshot · 02-05-2003, 06:56 PM

The power to read minds...

Airhog · 02-05-2003, 06:58 PM

The power to sleep with any woman over the internet...Oh wait Hornsmaniac has already claimed that power

Schmidty · 02-05-2003, 09:22 PM

I will not let this asinine thread die.

kid_dynamite · 02-05-2003, 09:24 PM

invisability is hard to top

cthomer5000 · 02-05-2003, 09:27 PM

I'm asking a dead serious question. Is this a permanent on-all-of-the-time sort of super power? Or a "use it when we want" super power?

I'd hate to be invisible forever, but It would be awesome to use at will. I could flip a coin between invisbilitly and mind-reading.

Fritz · 02-05-2003, 09:35 PM

I would want the power to make people break out in endless rounds of "John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt."

AccardoOutfit29 · 02-05-2003, 09:37 PM

I would like the power to be able to make incredible disco music on the spot.

kid_dynamite · 02-05-2003, 09:37 PM

john jacob jingleheimer schmidt...john jacob jingleheimer schmidt...

look you already have that one, weird

Draft Dodger · 02-05-2003, 09:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Qwikshot
The power to read minds...

no need - we'll all tell you what we think about you.

Draft Dodger · 02-05-2003, 09:50 PM

tough one.

invisibility would be cool, but, face it...there's only so many times that you would want to see your boss naked before the novelty wears off. plus, even if you were invisible and snuck into the ladies locker room, you couldn't even so much as cop a feel without the chick freaking out and screaming or having a heart attack or something.

I always figured that the ability to stop time would be the way to go. I mean, that way you can stop the clock, walk up to an intriguing female, and really do whatever you want - strip her naked, cop a feel, whatever. wouldn't really be the most animated of encounters, but still a little more interaction than just hiding invisible in the corner while she showers.

Not to mention all the fun jokes you could play on co-workers - making their coffee mug vanish mid-sip, etc etc.

Not that I've put much thought into it.

kid_dynamite · 02-05-2003, 09:53 PM

so we could do anything we wanted with these women?

i change my mind

cthomer5000 · 02-05-2003, 09:55 PM

can't beat time-stopping. good point. Good for perfect bank robberies, pick-pocketing, etc...

mwahahah!

Easy Mac · 02-05-2003, 09:55 PM

Wow! What a great question, but what does one gage their answer on, Physical prowess, keen detection skills..

Tarkus · 02-05-2003, 09:57 PM

Invincibility.

Tarkus

kid_dynamite · 02-05-2003, 09:58 PM

you could play some damn good tricks on some people with invisability though as well

Fritz · 02-05-2003, 09:59 PM

invisibilty man was doing just fine, until he went to the planet of the BLIND people

Schmidty · 02-05-2003, 10:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cthomer5000
I'm asking a dead serious question. Is this a permanent on-all-of-the-time sort of super power? Or a "use it when we want" super power?

I would think it's an "on all the time" type of superpower, but the power is controlable. Kind of like Cyclops' ruby beam thing.

Be creative.

superbama · 02-05-2003, 10:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fritz
I would want the power to make people break out in endless rounds of "John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt."

It's been awhile since I spit water on my comp screen(through the nose also, ouch)

I guess my superpower would be an atomic elbow drop

Senator · 02-05-2003, 10:24 PM

I'm a god. Not the God.

MrBug708 · 02-05-2003, 10:29 PM

The ability to foresee the future when I wanted to

Samdari · 02-06-2003, 07:07 AM

I would want to be cocky and funny.

Is that two superpowers?

02-05-2003, 06:34 PM	#2
astralhaze College Prospect Join Date: Dec 2002	Invisability. No doubt. __________________ I can understand Brutus at every meaning, but that parahraphy threw me for a loop.

02-05-2003, 06:37 PM	#3
Schmidty Coordinator Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Early, TX	Since I can't choose just one, I'll have to go with a combo: Eternal youth/Superhuman charisma. __________________ Just beat the devil out of it!!! - Bob Ross

02-05-2003, 06:56 PM	#4
Qwikshot Pro Starter Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: ...down the gravity well	The power to read minds... __________________ "General Woundwort's body was never found. It could be that he still lives his fierce life somewhere else, but from that day on, mother rabbits would tell their kittens that if they did not do as they were told, the General would get them. Such was Woundwort's monument, and perhaps it would not have displeased him." Watership Down, Richard Adams

02-05-2003, 06:58 PM	#5
Airhog Captain Obvious Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Norman, Oklahoma	The power to sleep with any woman over the internet...Oh wait Hornsmaniac has already claimed that power __________________ Thread Killer extraordinaire Yay! its football season once again!

02-05-2003, 09:22 PM	#6
Schmidty Coordinator Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Early, TX	I will not let this asinine thread die. __________________ Just beat the devil out of it!!! - Bob Ross

02-05-2003, 09:24 PM	#7
kid_dynamite Mascot Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Colorado	invisability is hard to top __________________ Chicago Bears: ooh rah

02-05-2003, 09:35 PM	#9
Fritz Lethargic Hooligan Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing	I would want the power to make people break out in endless rounds of "John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt." __________________ donkey, donkey, walk a little faster

02-05-2003, 09:37 PM	#10
AccardoOutfit29 H.S. Freshman Team Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Chicago, IL	I would like the power to be able to make incredible disco music on the spot. __________________ Manager of the McGees 2

02-05-2003, 09:50 PM	#13
Draft Dodger Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Keene, NH	tough one. invisibility would be cool, but, face it...there's only so many times that you would want to see your boss naked before the novelty wears off. plus, even if you were invisible and snuck into the ladies locker room, you couldn't even so much as cop a feel without the chick freaking out and screaming or having a heart attack or something. I always figured that the ability to stop time would be the way to go. I mean, that way you can stop the clock, walk up to an intriguing female, and really do whatever you want - strip her naked, cop a feel, whatever. wouldn't really be the most animated of encounters, but still a little more interaction than just hiding invisible in the corner while she showers. Not to mention all the fun jokes you could play on co-workers - making their coffee mug vanish mid-sip, etc etc. Not that I've put much thought into it. __________________ Mile High Hockey

02-05-2003, 09:53 PM	#14
kid_dynamite Mascot Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Colorado	so we could do anything we wanted with these women? i change my mind __________________ Chicago Bears: ooh rah

02-05-2003, 09:55 PM	#16
Easy Mac Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Here	Wow! What a great question, but what does one gage their answer on, Physical prowess, keen detection skills..

02-05-2003, 09:57 PM	#17
Tarkus High School Varsity Join Date: Jun 2001	Invincibility. Tarkus

02-05-2003, 09:58 PM	#18
kid_dynamite Mascot Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Colorado	you could play some damn good tricks on some people with invisability though as well __________________ Chicago Bears: ooh rah

02-05-2003, 09:59 PM	#19
Fritz Lethargic Hooligan Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing	invisibilty man was doing just fine, until he went to the planet of the BLIND people __________________ donkey, donkey, walk a little faster Last edited by Fritz : 02-05-2003 at 10:00 PM.

02-05-2003, 10:24 PM	#22
Senator FOFC's Elected Representative Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The stars at night; are big and bright	I'm a god. Not the God. __________________ "i have seen chris simms play 4-5 times in the pros and he's very clearly got it. he won't make a pro bowl this year, but it'll come. if you don't like me saying that, so be it, but its true. we'll just have to wait until then" imettrentgreen "looking at only ten games, and oddly using a median only, leaves me unmoved generally" - Quiksand

02-05-2003, 10:29 PM	#23
MrBug708 Head Coach Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Whittier	The ability to foresee the future when I wanted to

02-06-2003, 07:07 AM	#24
Samdari Roster Filler Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Cicero	I would want to be cocky and funny. Is that two superpowers? __________________ http://www.nateandellie.net Now featuring twice the babies for the same low price!

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