Is it Possible to Fudge a bank Statement? - Page 3

Eaglesfan27 · 06-20-2006, 09:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Galaxy

What's the biggest "suprise" you given her?

So many directions to go with this....

Galaxy · 06-20-2006, 09:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

Heh. Arlie and Radii would either have to bail us out of jail, or rent a hotel room to store all of our shopping bags.

It's a Marc Jacobs little number for a paltry $800 or so. He'd skin me alive if I spent that much money on a purse.

$800 pursue? What if it was your money, not his? Would Arlie still be pissed?

Eaglesfan27 · 06-20-2006, 09:40 PM

The straight answer is some very nice diamond earrings.

Galaxy · 06-20-2006, 09:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Eaglesfan27

So many directions to go with this....

This thread keeps getting better and better, doesn't it..

DaddyTorgo · 06-20-2006, 09:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Logan

Seriously. The guy has had like 40 posts before this thread. It's not like we know anything about him, where getting this sort of information could come back to haunt him. Just tell us what kind of porn you're into so we can start making fun of you already.

seconded. i want to know what the site was!

Maple Leafs · 06-20-2006, 10:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Logan

Seriously. The guy has had like 40 posts before this thread. It's not like we know anything about him, where getting this sort of information could come back to haunt him. Just tell us what kind of porn you're into so we can start making fun of you already.

Well, his other main post was the "does anyone speak binary" thread, so I'm guessing he joined an android sex chat site.

st.cronin · 06-20-2006, 10:40 PM

Who will lay odds this thread will hit 10 pages by Friday?

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn · 06-20-2006, 10:45 PM

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Originally Posted by DaddyTorgo

seconded. i want to know what the site was!

Not only that...but I want to read his profile on that site.

DaddyTorgo · 06-20-2006, 10:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

Not only that...but I want to read his profile on that site.

ssssh...all in good time farrah

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn · 06-20-2006, 10:49 PM

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Originally Posted by DaddyTorgo

ssssh...all in good time farrah

Sorry. I do tend to get a bit impatient.

DaddyTorgo · 06-20-2006, 10:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

Sorry. I do tend to get a bit impatient.

there's a dirty joke there somewhere but i'm too much of a gentleman

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn · 06-20-2006, 10:59 PM

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Originally Posted by DaddyTorgo

there's a dirty joke there somewhere but i'm too much of a gentleman

I'm demanding too...

Galaxy · 06-20-2006, 11:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Eaglesfan27

The straight answer is some very nice diamond earrings.

"Diamonds: She'll pretty much have to.

vyshka · 06-20-2006, 11:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Desnudo

So this is a how do I defraud my wife scenario? You will get busted sooner or later. Own up to the foot fetish now, she'll go easier on you.

Heck maybe she will even help the foot fetish out by kicking you in the nuts.

saldana · 06-20-2006, 11:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Lathum

Is it possible to tell your wife you made the purchase for a friend who doesn't have a credit card and that friend gave you the cash?

you would shit yourself if you knew all the things i have blamed on you.

Lathum · 06-20-2006, 11:43 PM

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Originally Posted by saldana

you would shit yourself if you knew all the things i have blamed on you.

very nice, no wonder she thinks I am a bad influence

saldana · 06-20-2006, 11:46 PM

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very nice, no wonder she thinks I am a bad influence

"all this spam about seeing teenagers loose their virginity must be from Lathum's downloading his poker clients and his sportsbetting sites"

kcchief19 · 06-21-2006, 12:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Maple Leafs

Serious advice: when your wife sees it (assuming the description is vague enough), and asks what it is, just wink and say "oh you'll find out soon enough". Then immediately go out and buy her a gift (with cash) that costs the same as the item. And surprise her with it within 24 hours.

I don't think he can be reactionary here. He needs to take the initiative.

When the bank statement arrives, he needs to go to his wife and demand to know what she spent her money on this. At the very worst, she'll think it was some sort of banking error and he can promise her he'll "take care of it." At best, she'll get confused and think she really did spend money on this and he'll not only get no blame but he'll get a chip he can cash in later.

How can that fail?

stevew · 06-21-2006, 08:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Galaxy

$800 pursue? What if it was your money, not his? Would Arlie still be pissed?

Goddamn, an 800 dollar purse. The zipper better be made out of gold, lined with premium silk, and constructed of rich, corinthian leather. Either way, that's just rediculous.

oliegirl · 06-21-2006, 08:47 AM

I don't know which Marc Jacobs bag it is, but I'm not at all surprised by the price. I personally would never spend that much on a bag even if I could afford it, but I understand why some people do, they are made from the best leather an many times all the detailing is hand done...they are gorgeous!

gottimd · 06-21-2006, 08:59 AM

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Originally Posted by stevew

Goddamn, an 800 dollar purse. The zipper better be made out of gold, lined with premium silk, and constructed of rich, corinthian leather. Either way, that's just rediculous.

Agreed. Its a goddamn bag. Does it hold items any different than a $5 bag? Why would you pay that much for a bag that does absolutely nothing different than a lot less expensive bag?

albionmoonlight · 06-21-2006, 09:02 AM

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Originally Posted by st.cronin

Who will lay odds this thread will hit 10 pages by Friday?

I think that this thread could end up in Werewolf territory before it is all said and done.

albionmoonlight · 06-21-2006, 09:04 AM

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Originally Posted by kcchief19

I don't think he can be reactionary here. He needs to take the initiative.

When the bank statement arrives, he needs to go to his wife and demand to know what she spent her money on this. At the very worst, she'll think it was some sort of banking error and he can promise her he'll "take care of it." At best, she'll get confused and think she really did spend money on this and he'll not only get no blame but he'll get a chip he can cash in later.

How can that fail?

What if she decides to "take care of it" and starts calling the bank, the company, etc. She sounds like a woman not afraid of a little Sherlock work.

oliegirl · 06-21-2006, 09:09 AM

I am just amazed that all you guys are coming up with ways for him to lie...he'll more than likely get caught and be in twice as much trouble.

Why not just cancel the subscription, get the refund for whatever part of it you didn't use, and tell her the truth...that you did it after you had been drinking, you regretted it as soon as you realized what you had done and you cancelled it...sure, she'll be upset, but I doubt it would last long and then you can move on.

I go back to my original question...do men never learn???

FrogMan · 06-21-2006, 09:18 AM

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Originally Posted by oliegirl

I am just amazed that all you guys are coming up with ways for him to lie...

ahem, not ALL guys... and I did learn, darn it, I had to teach the lesson to my son so I had better learn

FM

st.cronin · 06-21-2006, 09:19 AM

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Originally Posted by oliegirl

I am just amazed that all you guys are coming up with ways for him to lie...he'll more than likely get caught and be in twice as much trouble.

Why not just cancel the subscription, get the refund for whatever part of it you didn't use, and tell her the truth...that you did it after you had been drinking, you regretted it as soon as you realized what you had done and you cancelled it...sure, she'll be upset, but I doubt it would last long and then you can move on.

I go back to my original question...do men never learn???

The problem with your plan is that she will find out.

Mustang · 06-21-2006, 09:20 AM

Actually, if it was a 'dating' site.. uhh.. that was pretty stupid. Basic porn you can maybe explain away but, dating sites... might as well have slept with someone else.

Then again, I know some women that get up in arms over side boob so...

illinifan999 · 06-21-2006, 09:24 AM

This thread delivers.

gottimd · 06-21-2006, 09:28 AM

Crapshoot · 06-21-2006, 09:34 AM

Eh - the $800 purses aren't exactly uncommon - a bunch of people i know have $2000 purses, and them some. Hey, we spend our money on equipment and computers, booze, and what not - they spend it on purses.

TroyF · 06-21-2006, 09:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Eaglesfan27

So many directions to go with this....

If you had said something like the "shocker" it would have been comedy gold.

Oh well.

oliegirl · 06-21-2006, 09:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Crapshoot

Eh - the $800 purses aren't exactly uncommon - a bunch of people i know have $2000 purses, and them some. Hey, we spend our money on equipment and computers, booze, and what not - they spend it on purses.

That is an excellent point!!!! Next time I see a bag I want (I'm more in the $250 - $500 range), I'm just going to go for it and explain to radii that it was kind of like buying a new computer, which he would never argue with, so he can't be upset about the bag

Mustang · 06-21-2006, 09:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Crapshoot

Eh - the $800 purses aren't exactly uncommon - a bunch of people i know have $2000 purses, and them some. Hey, we spend our money on equipment and computers, booze, and what not - they spend it on purses.

I bought a Lord of the Rings statue once for $1,000

That really shouldn't surprise anyone....

gottimd · 06-21-2006, 09:48 AM

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Originally Posted by oliegirl

That is an excellent point!!!! Next time I see a bag I want (I'm more in the $250 - $500 range), I'm just going to go for it and explain to radii that it was kind of like buying a new computer, which he would never argue with, so he can't be upset about the bag

Except there is a difference in buying a cheap computer, which will probably not perform as well as a more expensive model.

As for a bag, the $250 bag will carry stuff in a similar fashion as the $2000 bag. The only difference would be size of the bag.

I get into this argument with my wife all of time. She gets these $1K purses that are the size of a thumbtack. And for some reason, can't hold anything and when we go out, she asks me to hold stuff in my pants or my jacket (like her cell phone, keys,etc). I always ask her, "Whats the point of the purse if you aren't gonna carry anything in it?", which is then followed by the evil eye and me going to the bar to get drinks.

stevew · 06-21-2006, 09:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Crapshoot

Eh - the $800 purses aren't exactly uncommon - a bunch of people i know have $2000 purses, and them some. Hey, we spend our money on equipment and computers, booze, and what not - they spend it on purses.

Our stuff is at least cool and functional.

stevew · 06-21-2006, 09:51 AM

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Except there is a difference in buying a cheap computer, which will probably not perform as well as a more expensive model.

As for a bag, the $250 bag will carry stuff in a similar fashion as the $2000 bag. The only difference would be size of the bag.

I get into this argument with my wife all of time. She gets these $1K purses that are the size of a thumbtack. And for some reason, can't hold anything and when we go out, she asks me to hold stuff in my pants or my jacket (like her cell phone, keys,etc). I always ask her, "Whats the point of the purse if you aren't gonna carry anything in it?", which is then followed by the evil eye and me going to the bar to get drinks.

The 40 dollar bag is also effective in most situations.

Maple Leafs · 06-21-2006, 09:55 AM

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Originally Posted by oliegirl

I go back to my original question...do men never learn???

Yes we do. For instance, we've learned that when women play the "I won't be as mad if you're just honest about it" card, they're lying.

FrogMan · 06-21-2006, 09:56 AM

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The 40 dollar bag is also effective in most situations.

yeah, and the wife and I would have a little talk if she came back home with any kind of purse paid more than $100. I guess we're on a tighter budget than some other around here.

Seriously, I'm not really imposing these budget restrictions on my wife, we're both very disciplined, and probably boring as hell to many people...

FM

Crapshoot · 06-21-2006, 09:57 AM

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Originally Posted by stevew

Our stuff is at least cool and functional.

Hey, no arguements here - though a women might argue that the purse is functional in
1) attracting the jealousy of other women
2) making them feel better about themselves (like a nice suit sometimes does for a guy)
3) an ostentatious display.

Like I said, not something i care for - I've watched my cousins pay a premium for "torn" jeans - $40 jeans, with sequins and the "perfect" tear, going for $200 - it drives me nuts.

st.cronin · 06-21-2006, 10:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Maple Leafs

Yes we do. For instance, we've learned that when women play the "I won't be as mad if you're just honest about it" card, they're lying.

Yes, it's a trap.

Critch · 06-21-2006, 10:02 AM

Make sure you get the statement first, then challenge your wife about why she's signing up for online dating agencies. Blame it all on her. Maybe a few tears if you can squeeze them out.

JimmyWint · 06-21-2006, 10:02 AM

I think I will just buy her a purse and let her know that the charge was for the purse I purchased. What name brand purse can I pick up for around 50 bucks?

albionmoonlight · 06-21-2006, 10:05 AM

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I think I will just buy her a purse and let her know that the charge was for the purse I purchased. What name brand purse can I pick up for around 50 bucks?

What a way to tie the various threads of this . . . thread together. All you need to do is get a purse with a Pumpy pic on it and you will have truly mastered this thread.

Mustang · 06-21-2006, 10:09 AM

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Yes, it's a trap.

Samdari · 06-21-2006, 10:11 AM

I am so glad I married a woman who has no desire to own expensive clothing or accessories.

In fact she pretty much hates shopping.

stevew · 06-21-2006, 10:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Mustang

I knew someone would bring Ackbar into this.

Franklinnoble · 06-21-2006, 10:13 AM

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Originally Posted by JimmyWint

I think I will just buy her a purse and let her know that the charge was for the purse I purchased. What name brand purse can I pick up for around 50 bucks?

Fifty bucks will pay for about 15 minutes of your divorce lawyer's time. Maybe you should save your money.

Franklinnoble · 06-21-2006, 10:15 AM

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I am so glad I married a woman who has no desire to own expensive clothing or accessories.

In fact she pretty much hates shopping.

Ditto. My wife is probably the cheapest person I know. She'd kick my ass if I bought her a purse that cost over $40.

Mustang · 06-21-2006, 10:16 AM

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I am so glad I married a woman who has no desire to own expensive clothing or accessories.

In fact she pretty much hates shopping.

Same here.. her favorite stores to shop in are Best Buy and Barnes and Noble. I have to reel her in when she gets a bug about wanting to upgrade our electronics equipment or get something new.

JimmyWint · 06-21-2006, 10:17 AM

I am going to sue Al Gore...If he had not invented the internet I would not be in this mess. ARGH!

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