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08-25-2016, 05:16 PM
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Death Herald
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas
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Maybe I Want a Toilet
I've never owned a toilet, urinal or bidet. I'm not looking for anything fancy per se, just something I can sit on and do my business, or maybe do some reading or thinking. Would like something with dual flush is my only real prerequisite but I do think I'd rather have something with a heated seat, heh. And I'd like to spend no more than in the $100 range. What brands, types, models, should I be looking at?
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Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint |
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08-25-2016, 05:24 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Oct 2000
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If you get a toilet you're going to want to get a tablet to so you have something to do while using your toilet.
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08-25-2016, 05:25 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: NJ
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I'll sell ya a shovel for $9.99
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08-25-2016, 05:46 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Pacific
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American Standard makes a quality toilet
Kohler is a good brand also Here is a website I found with the top toilets Unbeatable Guide of 2016: Best Toilet Brands and Reviews
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08-25-2016, 06:05 PM
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Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: The State of Insanity
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Maybe I want a sublet? Maybe I want a eaglet? Maybe I want a baphomet? Trying to come up with more parodies here...
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08-25-2016, 06:14 PM
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College Starter
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Chicago
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Better get 1 GB of ram.
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08-25-2016, 06:23 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: NJ
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08-25-2016, 07:28 PM
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Pro Rookie
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Prairie du Sac, WI
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08-25-2016, 09:04 PM
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Pro Rookie
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Tennessee
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If you have never owned a toilet, what do you use? An out house?
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08-25-2016, 09:06 PM
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Pro Rookie
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Prairie du Sac, WI
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Chamber pot |
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08-25-2016, 09:08 PM
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Pro Rookie
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Tennessee
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Sweet, that is way better. |
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08-26-2016, 07:59 AM
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Backwoods, SC
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You want a Toto.
I know this is a parody thread, but this answer isnt. You want a toto. It will flush a cat. |
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08-26-2016, 08:22 AM
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College Starter
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: La Mirada, CA
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Thoughts on this Bidet Seat from Costco?
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08-26-2016, 08:54 AM
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Resident Alien
Join Date: Jun 2001
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Look, Dad--Bedpans! |
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08-26-2016, 12:40 PM
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Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: the yo'
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Maybe I want a Trebuchet? |
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07-12-2017, 02:33 AM
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n00b
Join Date: Jul 2017
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You should check out this compared list of best toilets that shows all budget toilets with all specified details too. |
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07-12-2017, 02:45 AM
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Head Coach
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Whittier
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Spam is on point and topic today
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07-12-2017, 07:06 AM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: NJ
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The video ad on that page is fucking creepy. |
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07-12-2017, 08:55 AM
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College Starter
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: La Mirada, CA
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at around 00:15, when it cut from the toilet shot to the woman hunched over splashing her face with water, my gag reflex triggered. |
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07-12-2017, 09:37 AM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: NJ
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I expected the toilet to turn into a robot and start disemboweling the family. |
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07-12-2017, 12:28 PM
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College Prospect
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Bryson Shitty, NC
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The first bidet centric horror film will be sweet.
Edit: Thought of a title. 'Bye Bye Bidet'
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Recklessly enthused, stubbornly amused. FUCK EA
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07-12-2017, 05:31 PM
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Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Where Hip Hop lives
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This thread==win
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07-12-2017, 09:29 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: NJ
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When the hero finally destroys the toilet "toodaloo". |
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07-12-2017, 10:50 PM
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College Starter
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: La Mirada, CA
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I read this in Arnold Schwarzenegger's voice. |
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07-12-2017, 11:40 PM
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College Prospect
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Bryson Shitty, NC
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Get to the plummah!!
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Recklessly enthused, stubbornly amused. FUCK EA
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08-04-2017, 12:46 AM
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Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Where Hip Hop lives
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You know, those online Russian to English translators are just getting better and better!
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. . I would rather be wrong...Than live in the shadows of your song...My mind is open wide...And now I'm ready to start...You're not sure...You open the door...And step out into the dark...Now I'm ready. |
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08-04-2017, 10:52 AM
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Burke, VA
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I could have sworn this was going to be a parody thread
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08-04-2017, 10:59 AM
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Death Herald
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas
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In Soviet FOFC, thread parodies you
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Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint |
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08-04-2017, 11:08 AM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Nov 2003
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05-08-2019, 06:38 AM
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Favored Bitch #1
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: homeless in NJ
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good lord
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05-08-2019, 06:51 AM
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Head Coach
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Seven miles up
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That's the second one out of 31 posts! How many toilet based spam bots are out there? And WHY for the love of god, who is programming them? And WHY are they programming them?
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12-02-2019, 01:38 PM
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n00b
Join Date: Dec 2019
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few days ago, i was also looking for a suggestion. I found many suggestions but still i was so confused between brands and all things then i found this website and its very helpful in finding such related things.
15 Best Toilets of 2019 |
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12-02-2019, 01:41 PM
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Nov 2013
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Best spambot ever.
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"I am God's prophet, and I need an attorney" |
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12-02-2019, 01:43 PM
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General Manager
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: The Mountains
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Great to see frankfartin2077 back.
As always, I suggest trying out toilets on the showroom floor before committing to anything . |
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12-02-2019, 01:48 PM
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n00b
Join Date: Dec 2019
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Agree with you
Thanks Molson,
But not actually recommended by me only, many of my mates told me about it and so on i found it helpful. Also i never come to any result before testing it myself. By the way, thanks again! |
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12-02-2019, 01:50 PM
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World Champion Mis-speller
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Covington, Ga.
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Frankinfartin, it's all over
Your mission is a failure Your lifestyles to extreme.... |
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12-02-2019, 01:54 PM
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Head Coach
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: North Carolina
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The 2008 recession began when everyone noticed all at once that the entire economy was built on high-risk mortgage debt.
The 2020 recession will begin when everyone realizes all at once that the entire economy is toilet-based spambots. |
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12-02-2019, 02:21 PM
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lolzcat
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Annapolis, Md
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underrated response |
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12-02-2019, 02:24 PM
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Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Behind Enemy Lines in Athens, GA
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{hat tip}
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12-02-2019, 04:57 PM
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High School JV
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Akron, OH
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True story, we were looking for a new toilet this summer and bought one based on the box showing it flushing golf balls.
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