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Fritz · 04-30-2003, 09:32 AM

Yo mama so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.

scooper · 04-30-2003, 09:37 AM

Your mama smells like 40-year-old wolf pussy.

The Afoci · 04-30-2003, 09:41 AM

This is getting crazy, I think we need a Yo mama forum.

Fritz · 04-30-2003, 10:03 AM

Ksyrup -

Yo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy fell out.

scooper · 04-30-2003, 10:15 AM

Mmmmmmmm gravy

JeeberD · 04-30-2003, 10:19 AM

Your mother is so obese that she has rolls of fat.

So take THAT!

QuikSand · 04-30-2003, 10:35 AM

Yo mama is asinine.

Ksyrup · 04-30-2003, 10:36 AM

Good ones. I'll have to remember this thread so that I can use some of these on someone whose mother isn't a size 4.

But hey, at least she's not dead!

My dad is portly, though, and balding. Whatcha got for him?

Fritz · 04-30-2003, 10:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ksyrup
Good ones. I'll have to remember this thread so that I can use some of these on someone whose mother isn't a size 4.

But hey, at least she's not dead!

My dad is portly, though, and balding. Whatcha got for him?

you are no fun. I am going to go play with Marmel instead.

scooper · 04-30-2003, 10:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ksyrup
Good ones. I'll have to remember this thread so that I can use some of these on someone whose mother isn't a size 4.

But hey, at least she's not dead!

My dad is portly, though, and balding. Whatcha got for him?

Dads are no fun. Men just don't care.

My wife: "You're fat"

Me: "Yep. Pass the gravy."

Marmel · 04-30-2003, 10:41 AM

Oh goody.

Ksyrup · 04-30-2003, 11:04 AM

Hey Fritz, I'm no HM. But you should have already known that.

04-30-2003, 09:41 AM	#3
The Afoci Pro Rookie Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Moorhead	This is getting crazy, I think we need a Yo mama forum. __________________ I had something.

04-30-2003, 10:03 AM	#4
Fritz Lethargic Hooligan Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing	Ksyrup - Yo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy fell out. __________________ donkey, donkey, walk a little faster

04-30-2003, 10:19 AM	#6
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	Your mother is so obese that she has rolls of fat. So take THAT! __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

04-30-2003, 10:36 AM	#8
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	Good ones. I'll have to remember this thread so that I can use some of these on someone whose mother isn't a size 4. But hey, at least she's not dead! My dad is portly, though, and balding. Whatcha got for him? __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

04-30-2003, 10:41 AM	#11
Marmel Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Manchester, CT	Oh goody. __________________ 81-78 Cincinnati basketball writer P. Daugherty, "Connor Barwin playing several minutes against Syracuse is like kids with slingshots taking down Caesar's legions."

04-30-2003, 09:37 AM	#2
scooper College Benchwarmer Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Cinn City	Your mama smells like 40-year-old wolf pussy.

04-30-2003, 10:15 AM	#5
scooper College Benchwarmer Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Cinn City	Mmmmmmmm gravy

04-30-2003, 10:35 AM	#7
QuikSand lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Annapolis, Md	Yo mama is asinine.

04-30-2003, 11:04 AM	#12
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	Hey Fritz, I'm no HM. But you should have already known that. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

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