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GACK! Hallmark Channel Goes Off the Deep End
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Tory Spelling, the human female equivalent of a non-collossal squid. Bill Shatner, who would get a lifetime mulligan from me for his career portrayal of James T. Kirk except for the fact that that rug on his head KEEPS...GETTING...WORSE. Gary Coleman...which answers the question about what he's been doing with his time since his crushing defeat in the California gubernatorial race. GARY COLEMAN?!?
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12-08-2003, 01:56 PM | #2 |
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that's gold baby...
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12-08-2003, 01:57 PM | #3 |
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Just throw in Keanau Reeves and you could have a Mt. Rushmore.
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12-08-2003, 02:01 PM | #4 |
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Any cameo roles? Maybe Tonya Harding could add something to this piece or sh....art.
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12-08-2003, 02:03 PM | #5 |
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Gilbert Godfried, as Jacob Marley
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12-08-2003, 02:03 PM | #6 |
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Tori Spelling?
Maybe she'll be wearing skimpy lingerie when she's visited at night by Marley and the three ghosts... |
12-08-2003, 02:05 PM | #7 |
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I watched about 5 minutes of this last night for the "train-wreck" factor, but had to switch it off when my TV started to chemically decompose.
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12-08-2003, 02:06 PM | #8 |
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Andrew Andrew Shue...Where Are You?
I've got a part for you now...
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12-08-2003, 02:06 PM | #9 | |
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I had the same experience when renting Punch Drunk Love...
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12-08-2003, 02:06 PM | #10 | |
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Joan Rivers, eat your heart out.
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12-08-2003, 02:07 PM | #11 | |
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i liked Punch Drunk Love
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12-08-2003, 02:08 PM | #12 | |
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I only made it through 15 minutes...
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12-08-2003, 02:08 PM | #13 |
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HUMBUG!
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12-08-2003, 02:08 PM | #14 |
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I assume Gary Coleman plays Tiny Tim.
This has the potential to be the funniest Christmas movie ever. |
12-08-2003, 02:10 PM | #15 | |
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Anything with Gary Coleman in it HAS to be great! Do they implement the " Watchya talking 'bout......" line though?
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12-08-2003, 02:13 PM | #16 |
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I actually saw a movie (and a pretty bad one at that) the other night where she played a role that was perfect for her.
I forget the movie (as expected), but she played some dude's sideline-skank that he couldn't be seen in public with, and she drove a car with a big Red Bull can on top of it. It was classic Tori. As a side note, has anyone noticed the americanized version of "The Iron Chef" hosted by none other than Shatner himself. Another perfect fit as I see it. Last edited by SlapBone : 12-08-2003 at 02:15 PM. |
12-08-2003, 02:16 PM | #17 |
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Has she had surgery to rid herself of Horse-Eye Complex yet?
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12-08-2003, 02:17 PM | #18 |
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Whatchu talkin' 'bout Ebenezer?
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12-08-2003, 02:19 PM | #19 | |
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All these groups out there have people in love with them...I'm sure there's a horse-eye fetish group somewhere which she's tapping into...
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12-08-2003, 03:38 PM | #20 | |
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12-08-2003, 04:35 PM | #21 |
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Horse Eye Complex? How about cephalopodism?
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12-08-2003, 04:45 PM | #22 |
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Did you know that the Colossal Squid has its own Yahoo directory?
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12-08-2003, 04:54 PM | #23 | |
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Yeah, but did YOU know that there's actually a Cephalopod News?!?
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12-08-2003, 05:11 PM | #24 | |
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"Republished headlines for the discerning invertebrate" Wow, this has a much larger circulation than I ever imagined...
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12-08-2003, 05:36 PM | #25 | |
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Sorry, that movie is reserved for The Star Wars Holiday special (1978) which includes the likes of Beatrice Arthur, Harvey Kornman and Art Carney along with the usual suspects. *shudder* |
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12-08-2003, 06:59 PM | #26 |
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I watched that back in the day.
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