You pick the punchline

Maple Leafs · 02-09-2004, 10:19 AM

Just for fun on a Monday... let's see who can come up with the best punch line for this joke. Sort of an FOFC match game.

"Weird year for all-star games. Mike Vanderjaagt didn't miss a kick all season, then blows it in the Pro Bowl. Eric Gagne didn't blow a save all season, except for the all-star game. If this trend keeps up, then during next week's NBA all-star game we can expect..."

... Allan Iverson to pass the ball?
... Shaq to say something intelligent?
... Vince Carter to play through pain?

Come on, you know you have a Kobe punchline...

Blade6119 · 02-09-2004, 10:24 AM

Kobe not to rape any underage white girls?
A white guy will get MVP?
Someone to actually watch the game?

CamEdwards · 02-09-2004, 10:25 AM

Grant Hill to fill in for a player who gets injured?

Blade6119 · 02-09-2004, 10:26 AM

...wait, baseball had an all-star game????!

fantastic flying froggies · 02-09-2004, 10:31 AM

...someone to show up in the stands to watch the game ?

Butter · 02-09-2004, 10:42 AM

any members of the Dallas Mavs to play defense?

Suicane75 · 02-09-2004, 10:43 AM

A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!

rkmsuf · 02-09-2004, 10:49 AM

Magic Johnson's breast is exposed?

The_herd · 02-09-2004, 03:59 PM

A skinny Vin Baker?
no players faking an injury so they can stay home?
Mark Cuban complimenting the officials?

QuikSand · 02-09-2004, 04:02 PM

...basketball as interesting as the college game.

k0ruptr · 02-09-2004, 05:15 PM

Jason Kidd to shoot over 40%...

tucker342 · 02-09-2004, 06:29 PM

The teams combine for less than 225 points

Sun Tzu · 02-09-2004, 06:33 PM

What's Basketball?

wig · 02-09-2004, 06:45 PM

Mark Cuban to get a haircut.

dfisher · 02-09-2004, 06:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maple Leafs

Just for fun on a Monday... let's see who can come up with the best punch line for this joke. Sort of an FOFC match game.

"Weird year for all-star games. Mike Vanderjaagt didn't miss a kick all season, then blows it in the Pro Bowl. Eric Gagne didn't blow a save all season, except for the all-star game. If this trend keeps up, then during next week's NBA all-star game we can expect..."

... Allan Iverson to pass the ball?
..

Why would it be so out of the ordinary for someone who would be #10 in the league in assists if he played enough games to pass the ball?

Dan

Maple Leafs · 02-09-2004, 07:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dfisher

Why would it be so out of the ordinary for someone who would be #10 in the league in assists if he played enough games to pass the ball?

I'm Canadian. Be glad I can even name three basketball players.

Pumpy Tudors · 02-09-2004, 07:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CamEdwards

Grant Hill to fill in for a player who gets injured?

This is the best so far.

02-09-2004, 10:24 AM	#2
Blade6119 Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Scottsdale, Arizona	Kobe not to rape any underage white girls? A white guy will get MVP? Someone to actually watch the game? __________________ *Underachievement* The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower. *Despair* It's always darkest just before it goes pitch black. *Demotivation* Sometimes the best solution to morale problems is just to fire all of the unhappy people. http://www.despair.com/viewall.html

02-09-2004, 10:25 AM	#3
CamEdwards Stadium Announcer Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Burke, VA	Grant Hill to fill in for a player who gets injured? __________________ I don't want the world. I just want your half.

02-09-2004, 10:26 AM	#4
Blade6119 Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Scottsdale, Arizona	...wait, baseball had an all-star game????! __________________ *Underachievement* The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower. *Despair* It's always darkest just before it goes pitch black. *Demotivation* Sometimes the best solution to morale problems is just to fire all of the unhappy people. http://www.despair.com/viewall.html

02-09-2004, 10:31 AM	#5
fantastic flying froggies Pro Rookie Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Sunny South of France	...someone to show up in the stands to watch the game ? __________________ Detroit Vampires (CFL) : Ve 're coming for your blood! Camargue Flamingos (WOOF): pretty in Pink

02-09-2004, 10:42 AM	#6
Butter Coordinator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Dayton, OH	any members of the Dallas Mavs to play defense? __________________ My listening habits

02-09-2004, 10:43 AM	#7
Suicane75 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NJ	A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!

02-09-2004, 10:49 AM	#8
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	Magic Johnson's breast is exposed? __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

02-09-2004, 03:59 PM	#9
The_herd College Starter Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Fort Lackland, Texas (San Antonio)	A skinny Vin Baker? no players faking an injury so they can stay home? Mark Cuban complimenting the officials? __________________ Oakland Raiders: HFL's 1970 AC West Champs

02-09-2004, 04:02 PM	#10
QuikSand lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Annapolis, Md	...basketball as interesting as the college game.

02-09-2004, 05:15 PM	#11
k0ruptr Pro Starter Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Las Vegas	Jason Kidd to shoot over 40%...

02-09-2004, 06:29 PM	#12
tucker342 Pro Starter Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Iowa City, IA	The teams combine for less than 225 points

02-09-2004, 06:33 PM	#13
Sun Tzu Pro Starter Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: In the thick of it.	What's Basketball? __________________ I'm still here. Don't touch my fucking bacon.

02-09-2004, 06:45 PM	#14
wig Banned Join Date: Jan 2004	Mark Cuban to get a haircut.

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