Is there any day better than....

Fritz · 02-19-2004, 06:53 PM

....haircut day?

I think not.

Easy Mac · 02-19-2004, 06:54 PM

man, I just got a haircut today too. I was in and out of there in 5 minutes... just like sex.

(you can insert the requisite "sex lasts less than 5 minutes for Easy Mac" jokes here).

korme · 02-19-2004, 06:59 PM

I hate doing it probably because I do it myself and it is every other Sunday and gets tedious. Fugggggggggit.

tucker342 · 02-19-2004, 07:00 PM

why do you get a haircut every other Sunday???

Easy Mac · 02-19-2004, 07:02 PM

becuase the other sunday nights he covers the blade on the electric razor and just lets it run on vibrate...

korme · 02-19-2004, 07:03 PM

Because I basically buzz it and she grows quickly.

korme · 02-19-2004, 07:04 PM

And other Sundays i cover the blade on the razor and just let it run on vibrate.

BigJohn&TheLions · 02-19-2004, 07:08 PM

Haven't had a haircut since Denver beat Green Bay. (been bald ever since...)

Draft Dodger · 02-19-2004, 07:22 PM

I hate getting my hair cut.

Fonzie · 02-19-2004, 07:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Draft Dodger

I hate getting my hair cut.

Same here. For some wildly irrational reason I begrudge every minute spent sitting in that stupid chair.

corbes · 02-19-2004, 07:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Fonzie

Same here. For some wildly irrational reason I begrudge every minute spent sitting in that stupid chair.

Aww, but when you're done, you get to strut around lookin' sharp.

Fritz · 02-19-2004, 08:12 PM

there is nothing like sitting in a real barbershop chair with an old guy chewing bac and hearing the hum of a set well oiled clippers. Then the hot towel, warm foam over the ears and on the back of the neck, the cool glide of a well handeled straightrazor, and splash of aqua velva.

my oh my

i love haircut day

Craptacular · 02-19-2004, 08:22 PM

There is nothing like getting a hot 20-something hairdresser who thinks her chest is the best place to rest your head while she cuts, then spends a couple of minutes massaging and scratching your head to get all the loose hair out.

Yeah, she got a good tip.

korme · 02-19-2004, 08:22 PM

are you straight?

korme · 02-19-2004, 08:23 PM

That was not for you, Crappytits.

Fritz · 02-19-2004, 08:23 PM

you can not call it haircut day if you go to a stylist.

Fonzie · 02-19-2004, 08:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Craptacular

There is nothing like getting a hot 20-something hairdresser who thinks her chest is the best place to rest your head while she cuts, then spends a couple of minutes massaging and scratching your head to get all the loose hair out.

Yeah, she got a good tip.

I thought that sort of thing was only legal in Nevada.

Craptacular · 02-19-2004, 08:24 PM

Thanks for the clarification Shortyd..... well, we'll just leave it at that.

cthomer5000 · 02-19-2004, 09:11 PM

I HATE getting my hair cut. It inspired a whole thread:

http://dynamic2.gamespy.com/~fof/for...ght=irrational

Fritz · 02-19-2004, 10:00 PM

you need to find a real barbershop. one with lather and straightrazors

JeeberD · 02-19-2004, 11:23 PM

There's no way I ever let anyone near me with a straightrazor...

Airhog · 02-20-2004, 12:02 AM

there is a place here where you can get a nude haircut. You can also get a nude shoeshine. I would imagine the shoeshine can be painfull though.

Draft Dodger · 02-20-2004, 12:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Airhog

there is a place here where you can get a nude haircut. You can also get a nude shoeshine. I would imagine the shoeshine can be painfull though.

I think naked people look silly when they wear shoes...

Samdari · 02-20-2004, 07:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Easy Mac

(you can insert the requisite "sex lasts less than 5 minutes for Easy Mac" jokes here).

Here?

5 minutes??? Man, how do you go that long?

Samdari · 02-20-2004, 07:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shorty3281

I hate doing it probably because I do it myself

This thread is about haircuts, not sex.

Ksyrup · 02-20-2004, 07:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Craptacular

There is nothing like getting a hot 20-something hairdresser who thinks her chest is the best place to rest your head while she cuts, then spends a couple of minutes massaging and scratching your head to get all the loose hair out.

I agree.

If I wanted to look like a 60 year old retired Army vet, I'd go to a barbershop.

rkmsuf · 02-20-2004, 11:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Craptacular

There is nothing like getting a hot 20-something hairdresser who thinks her chest is the best place to rest your head while she cuts, then spends a couple of minutes massaging and scratching your head to get all the loose hair out.

Yeah, she got a good tip.

I third the motion...brilliant, freaking brilliant imagery. Grow hair, grow.

Samdari · 02-20-2004, 11:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Craptacular

There is nothing like getting a hot 20-something hairdresser who thinks her chest is the best place to rest your head while she cuts, then spends a couple of minutes massaging and scratching your head to get all the loose hair out.

Yeah, she got a good tip.

I must admire your time management skills. Combining a haircut with a lap dance has gotta free up hours.

Fritz · 02-20-2004, 12:28 PM

I am already missing haircut day.

HornedFrog Purple · 02-20-2004, 12:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fritz

you need to find a real barbershop. one with lather and straightrazors

word.

Fritz · 04-15-2004, 04:22 PM

ITS HAIRCUT DAY!

sabotai · 04-15-2004, 04:27 PM

Haircut day?

You actually cut your hair? I let mine grow until a situation arises when I have to get it cut. Last time was in December, the time before that was about 2 years ago.

korme · 04-15-2004, 04:27 PM

you go nearly 2 months between 'cuts??

Bearcat729 · 04-15-2004, 04:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Shorty3281

you go nearly 2 months between 'cuts??

I get my hair cut with the change in seasons.

korme · 04-15-2004, 04:47 PM

re hee hee dick you lus

Fritz · 04-15-2004, 04:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shorty3281

you go nearly 2 months between 'cuts??

I try not to, but I work long days and am often not able to get to the barber before closing time.

ice4277 · 04-15-2004, 04:56 PM

I too detest haircut day. Probably has something to do with the fact that I always get stuck with this short ogre-like woman who makes these weird heavy breathing sounds through the entire process.

Come to think of it, there are probably some people who would pay extra to get that.

Fritz · 04-15-2004, 04:58 PM

ice - you need to find a barber.

The Afoci · 04-15-2004, 05:51 PM

I cut about 8 or 9 inches of hair off my head about a month ago. It was glorious.

Franklinnoble · 04-15-2004, 05:57 PM

I trimmed my pubes this morning. It was refreshing.

The Afoci · 04-15-2004, 05:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Franklinnoble

I trimmed my pubes this morning. It was refreshing.

I prefer nair.

Franklinnoble · 04-15-2004, 06:11 PM

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Originally Posted by The Afoci

I prefer nair.

You, sir, are a masochist.

The Afoci · 04-15-2004, 06:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Franklinnoble

You, sir, are a masochist.

I do like parrots.

Franklinnoble · 04-15-2004, 06:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Afoci

I do like parrots.

You have expensive taste. And God help you if PETA were to find out about your Parrot gumbo recipe.

The Afoci · 04-15-2004, 06:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Franklinnoble

You have expensive taste. And God help you if PETA were to find out about your Parrot gumbo recipe.

I like to do peta chicks doggie style.

Franklinnoble · 04-15-2004, 07:04 PM

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Originally Posted by The Afoci

I like to do peta chicks doggie style.

That reminds me of the time you joined the Peace Corps for two years because you thought there'd be lots of hot, deprived chicks. But most of them turned out to be hairy lesbians. Lucky you got to work in Somalia... most of their women can't even afford clothes.

The Afoci · 04-15-2004, 07:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Franklinnoble

That reminds me of the time you joined the Peace Corps for two years because you thought there'd be lots of hot, deprived chicks. But most of them turned out to be hairy lesbians. Lucky you got to work in Somalia... most of their women can't even afford clothes.

I was also able to trick most into thinking my stuff would be brown... Good times.

EDIT: Boy where they suprised when it was still white.

Noop · 04-15-2004, 07:09 PM

I don't cut my hair.... I have dreadlocks

The Afoci · 04-15-2004, 07:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Noop

I don't cut my hair.... I have dreadlocks

I tried that recently when my hair was long. Didn't work. I went to the fro. Again, little luck. I guess a white guy in Fargo will just have to be happy to have a penis the size of a black man.

I got nothing.

Franklinnoble · 04-15-2004, 07:48 PM

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Originally Posted by The Afoci

I tried that recently when my hair was long. Didn't work. I went to the fro. Again, little luck. I guess a white guy in Fargo will just have to be happy to have a penis the size of a black man.

The sheep in Fargo are happy.

02-19-2004, 07:04 PM	#7
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	And other Sundays i cover the blade on the razor and just let it run on vibrate. Last edited by korme : 02-19-2004 at 07:04 PM.

02-19-2004, 07:22 PM	#9
Draft Dodger Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Keene, NH	I hate getting my hair cut. __________________ Mile High Hockey

02-19-2004, 08:12 PM	#12
Fritz Lethargic Hooligan Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing	there is nothing like sitting in a real barbershop chair with an old guy chewing bac and hearing the hum of a set well oiled clippers. Then the hot towel, warm foam over the ears and on the back of the neck, the cool glide of a well handeled straightrazor, and splash of aqua velva. my oh my i love haircut day __________________ donkey, donkey, walk a little faster

02-19-2004, 08:23 PM	#16
Fritz Lethargic Hooligan Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing	you can not call it haircut day if you go to a stylist. __________________ donkey, donkey, walk a little faster

02-19-2004, 10:00 PM	#20
Fritz Lethargic Hooligan Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing	you need to find a real barbershop. one with lather and straightrazors __________________ donkey, donkey, walk a little faster

02-19-2004, 06:54 PM	#2
Easy Mac Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Here	man, I just got a haircut today too. I was in and out of there in 5 minutes... just like sex. (you can insert the requisite "sex lasts less than 5 minutes for Easy Mac" jokes here).

02-19-2004, 06:59 PM	#3
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	I hate doing it probably because I do it myself and it is every other Sunday and gets tedious. Fugggggggggit.

02-19-2004, 07:00 PM	#4
tucker342 Pro Starter Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Iowa City, IA	why do you get a haircut every other Sunday???

02-19-2004, 07:02 PM	#5
Easy Mac Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Here	becuase the other sunday nights he covers the blade on the electric razor and just lets it run on vibrate...

02-19-2004, 07:03 PM	#6
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	Because I basically buzz it and she grows quickly.

02-19-2004, 07:08 PM	#8
BigJohn&TheLions College Benchwarmer Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: New York	Haven't had a haircut since Denver beat Green Bay. (been bald ever since...)

02-19-2004, 08:22 PM	#13
Craptacular College Starter Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: The Mad City, WI	There is nothing like getting a hot 20-something hairdresser who thinks her chest is the best place to rest your head while she cuts, then spends a couple of minutes massaging and scratching your head to get all the loose hair out. Yeah, she got a good tip.

02-19-2004, 08:24 PM	#18
Craptacular College Starter Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: The Mad City, WI	Thanks for the clarification Shortyd..... well, we'll just leave it at that.

02-19-2004, 11:23 PM	#21
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	There's no way I ever let anyone near me with a straightrazor... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

02-20-2004, 12:02 AM	#22
Airhog Captain Obvious Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Norman, Oklahoma	there is a place here where you can get a nude haircut. You can also get a nude shoeshine. I would imagine the shoeshine can be painfull though. __________________ Thread Killer extraordinaire Yay! its football season once again!

02-20-2004, 12:28 PM	#29
Fritz Lethargic Hooligan Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing	I am already missing haircut day. __________________ donkey, donkey, walk a little faster

04-15-2004, 04:22 PM	#31
Fritz Lethargic Hooligan Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing	ITS HAIRCUT DAY! __________________ donkey, donkey, walk a little faster

04-15-2004, 04:27 PM	#32
sabotai General Manager Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Satellite of Love	Haircut day? You actually cut your hair? I let mine grow until a situation arises when I have to get it cut. Last time was in December, the time before that was about 2 years ago.

04-15-2004, 04:47 PM	#35
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	re hee hee dick you lus

04-15-2004, 04:56 PM	#37
ice4277 Pro Rookie Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Berkley, MI: The Hotbed of FOFC!	I too detest haircut day. Probably has something to do with the fact that I always get stuck with this short ogre-like woman who makes these weird heavy breathing sounds through the entire process. Come to think of it, there are probably some people who would pay extra to get that.

04-15-2004, 04:58 PM	#38
Fritz Lethargic Hooligan Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing	ice - you need to find a barber. __________________ donkey, donkey, walk a little faster Last edited by Fritz : 04-15-2004 at 04:58 PM.

04-15-2004, 05:51 PM	#39
The Afoci Pro Rookie Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Moorhead	I cut about 8 or 9 inches of hair off my head about a month ago. It was glorious. __________________ I had something.

04-15-2004, 05:57 PM	#40
Franklinnoble Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Placerville, CA	I trimmed my pubes this morning. It was refreshing.

04-15-2004, 07:09 PM	#48
Noop Bonafide Seminole Fan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Miami	I don't cut my hair.... I have dreadlocks __________________ Subby's favorite woman hater.

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