Awkward

Flasch186 · 12-03-2004, 02:40 PM

My best friend just caught my GF's cousin cheating on him (its not that serious, they havnt been together that long) BUT, my GF didnt know, AND the cousin in question lives with us. PLUS, my BF lives 6 doors down and we all hang otu together. He busted her by calling a hotel where she said she was going to stay with a friend while her husband was out of town. now it just so happens that this rock band coincidentally happens to be in town the same weekend and she's hookin up with one of the members. The hotel confirmed her reservation and she played it off all the way up to him dropping the ball on her that he knew. He said he was going to wait and call her at the hotel but her mushiness right up to before she was supposed to leave pushed him over the edge and he dropped the bomb. NOW it is going to be a little awkward, id say

sovereignstar · 12-03-2004, 02:55 PM

If I hadn't just gotten a new, slick haircut today, I'd say that this has made my day.

No, not the story itself. Just a classic Flash post. Your grammar and it's familiarity just sends a smile to my face. Thank you.

Calis · 12-03-2004, 02:56 PM

I say depending on the popularity of the rock band, this is a freebie.

Radii · 12-03-2004, 02:56 PM

My head is about to explode. I have given up trying to figure out who did what to whom.

GrantDawg · 12-03-2004, 02:57 PM

I've read that five times and still can't get all the relationships right. In the end am I going to be my own grandpaw?

cthomer5000 · 12-03-2004, 02:57 PM

I'd be lying if I said I could understand who's done what in this story.

Franklinnoble · 12-03-2004, 02:57 PM

I don't quite understand... your GF's cousin is going out with your best friend? Who's married? Who slept with the rock band?

You gotta be more coherent.

And post pix.

jbmagic · 12-03-2004, 02:58 PM

same it confusing..

rephase it

gottimd · 12-03-2004, 02:58 PM

Me too, its the use of GF as girlfriend for one then BF I figured would be boyfriend, but its best friend. Trying to decipher the story is giving me diarrhea.

Cap Ologist · 12-03-2004, 02:58 PM

Ok, I'm confused your best friend is dating your girl friend's cousin who is married?

huh?

JeeberD · 12-03-2004, 02:58 PM

So your girlfriend's cousin is married yet dating your best friend, who busted her cheating on him?

JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!

Desnudo · 12-03-2004, 02:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Flasch186

PLUS, my BF lives 6 doors down and we all hang otu together.

I definitely need clarification on this sentence.

KWhit · 12-03-2004, 03:00 PM

Good stuff Flash.

Joe · 12-03-2004, 03:00 PM

i was just about to say the same thing... so flasch has a GF and a BF? Kinky.

JeeberD · 12-03-2004, 03:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Desnudo

I definitely need clarification on this sentence.

Best friend, not boyfriend.

That one had me confused for a minute as well...

KWhit · 12-03-2004, 03:01 PM

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Originally Posted by jbmagic

same it confusing..

rephase it

That's awesome.

sovereignstar · 12-03-2004, 03:03 PM

No! NO REPHASE!! Leave it the way it is!

Desnudo · 12-03-2004, 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JeeberD

Best friend, not boyfriend.

That one had me confused for a minute as well...

Damn, unfortunately that makes sense. Based on first reading of that story I had this image of a crazy same-sex love quadrangle going on.

Buzzbee · 12-03-2004, 03:04 PM

That was like trying to follow a single noodle in a bowl of spaghetti.

jbmagic · 12-03-2004, 03:04 PM

"My best friend just caught my GF's cousin cheating on him"

huh?

of course your best friend is going to catch your GF cousin cheating on your best friend....how can you not miss that one?

sovereignstar · 12-03-2004, 03:05 PM

Hatcher, you've got to understand that this could be a classic for sure. No explanation is necessary. It's very easy to understand and it's pure gold.

Alan T · 12-03-2004, 03:05 PM

I think this is the new FOFC puzzle game. You have to figure out what is actually happening in this story to win.

MizzouRah · 12-03-2004, 03:05 PM

jb is what makes FOFC a

sort of place.

Todd

GoldenEagle · 12-03-2004, 03:05 PM

I figured it out. Do I win anything?

Flasch's girlfriend's cousin was dating his best friend. The cousin lives with him and his best friend lives 6 doors down.

The cousin cheated on the best friend, but they were not that serious. She was going to hook up with a rock band member at a hotel.

MizzouRah · 12-03-2004, 03:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoldenEagle

I figured it out. Do I win anything?

Flasch's girlfriend's cousin was dating his best friend. The cousin lives with him and his best friend lives 6 doors down.

The cousin cheated on the best friend, but they were not that serious. She was going to hook up with a rock band member at a hotel.

Who's in town, Ozzy?

Todd

Solecismic · 12-03-2004, 03:07 PM

I think these are the lyrics from the latest Ja Rule release. Only I dont want to know what Flasch is doing with the boyfriend of the lead drummer's cousin, who lives six doors down from the local rock hotel.

JeeberD · 12-03-2004, 03:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoldenEagle

I figured it out. Do I win anything?

Flasch's girlfriend's cousin was dating his best friend. The cousin lives with him and his best friend lives 6 doors down.

The cousin cheated on the best friend, but they were not that serious. She was going to hook up with a rock band member at a hotel.

Don't forget that the cousin is married...

Edit: Nevermind. I think she was going to stay with a friend while the friend's husband was out of town...

MikeVic · 12-03-2004, 03:09 PM

I so want to know what happened here... but I'm confused.

jbmagic · 12-03-2004, 03:09 PM

Flasch186 is probably laughing at us right now..trying to firgure this out

GoldenEagle · 12-03-2004, 03:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JeeberD

Don't forget that the cousin is married...

Edit: Nevermind. I think she was going to stay with a friend while the friend's husband was out of town...

C'mon Jeebs. Sheesh.

Swaggs · 12-03-2004, 03:10 PM

GoldenEagle · 12-03-2004, 03:10 PM

Maybe it is Michael W. Smith?

http://www.tickco.com/search.asp?Cit...le&EventType=2

I have no clue who he is.

Franklinnoble · 12-03-2004, 03:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Solecismic

I think these are the lyrics from the latest Ja Rule release. Only I dont want to know what Flasch is doing with the boyfriend of the lead drummer's cousin, who lives six doors down from the local rock hotel.

Shopping for underpants.

MikeVic · 12-03-2004, 03:12 PM

This thread has really made me laugh out loud at work... damn you guys.

fantastic flying froggies · 12-03-2004, 03:12 PM

(I knew this smiley would come in handy one day. That day has finally come.)

Fidatelo · 12-03-2004, 03:13 PM

We need a poll:

What's more awkward?
1) The situation Flasch attempted to describe; or
2) The manner in which he attempted to describe it

Desnudo · 12-03-2004, 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Franklinnoble

Shopping for underpants.

GoldenEagle · 12-03-2004, 03:15 PM

Flasch is goign to come back and wonder how this thread exploded into instant classic status.

KWhit · 12-03-2004, 03:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Desnudo

It's a bird. It's a plane. No, It's Super Penis!

Buzzbee · 12-03-2004, 03:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Desnudo

Ok, unless that is Flasch's BF, then it has no business being in this thread. Well, even if it IS Flasch's BF it doesn't belong here. Super Units don't belong at FOFC.

Schmidty · 12-03-2004, 03:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoldenEagle

Maybe it is Michael W. Smith?

http://www.tickco.com/search.asp?Cit...le&EventType=2

I have no clue who he is.

He's just a guy who's trying to find his place in the world.

GoldenEagle · 12-03-2004, 03:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Schmidty

He's just a guy who's trying to find his place in the world.

If you were Flasch's cousins, girlfriend's, best friend, person she met at the bar why would you sleep with Michael W. Smith?

Desnudo · 12-03-2004, 03:18 PM

Joe Cocker is still alive? And still singing?

korme · 12-03-2004, 03:19 PM

I actually understood it. Granted, it took a few "wait, I gotta re-read that line", but I figured it all out.

Alan T · 12-03-2004, 03:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Schmidty

He's just a guy who's trying to find his place in the world.

I hear he lives in Rockettown

Flasch186 · 12-03-2004, 03:21 PM

I honestly had no idea I would come back from a customer to this....wow, um, GE is the winner. and Jeeber was additionally right. You win an autographed headshot of me...and my BF and GF will sign it too, thank you. thankuverymuch.

Wolfpack · 12-03-2004, 03:21 PM

Yeah, I mean, seriously...how can you not figure that his best friend was dating the cousin of his girlfriend, but that cousin cheated on him with a rock band member while she was supposedly staying with a friend at a hotel while that friend's husband was out of town? Seems pretty straightforward to me....

MikeVic · 12-03-2004, 03:21 PM

These two lines are what confuse me:

"He busted her by calling a hotel where she said she was going to stay with a friend..."
"The hotel confirmed her reservation and she played it off all the way up to him dropping the ball..."

How can the hotel call bust her if they confirmed her reservation?

Schmidty · 12-03-2004, 03:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoldenEagle

If you were Flasch's cousins, girlfriend's, best friend, person she met at the bar why would you sleep with Michael W. Smith?

That's confusing. But I still wouldn't sleep with Michael W. Smith. His face is all scratchy.

John Galt · 12-03-2004, 03:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shorty3281

I actually understood it. Granted, it took a few "wait, I gotta re-read that line", but I figured it all out.

That's just the alcohol talking.

12-03-2004, 02:58 PM	#9
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12-03-2004, 03:05 PM	#24
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12-03-2004, 02:55 PM	#2
sovereignstar Pro Starter Join Date: Feb 2004	If I hadn't just gotten a new, slick haircut today, I'd say that this has made my day. No, not the story itself. Just a classic Flash post. Your grammar and it's familiarity just sends a smile to my face. Thank you.

12-03-2004, 02:56 PM	#3
Calis College Starter Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Kansas	I say depending on the popularity of the rock band, this is a freebie.

12-03-2004, 02:56 PM	#4
Radii Head Coach Join Date: Jul 2001	My head is about to explode. I have given up trying to figure out who did what to whom.

12-03-2004, 02:57 PM	#5
GrantDawg World Champion Mis-speller Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Covington, Ga.	I've read that five times and still can't get all the relationships right. In the end am I going to be my own grandpaw?

12-03-2004, 02:57 PM	#7
Franklinnoble Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Placerville, CA	I don't quite understand... your GF's cousin is going out with your best friend? Who's married? Who slept with the rock band? You gotta be more coherent. And post pix.

12-03-2004, 02:58 PM	#8
jbmagic Pro Starter Join Date: Apr 2004	same it confusing.. rephase it

12-03-2004, 02:58 PM	#10
Cap Ologist College Prospect Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Flower Mound, TX	Ok, I'm confused your best friend is dating your girl friend's cousin who is married? huh?

12-03-2004, 03:00 PM	#13
KWhit Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Conyers GA	Good stuff Flash.

12-03-2004, 03:00 PM	#14
Joe Pro Starter Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Minneapolis	i was just about to say the same thing... so flasch has a GF and a BF? Kinky.

12-03-2004, 03:03 PM	#17
sovereignstar Pro Starter Join Date: Feb 2004	No! NO REPHASE!! Leave it the way it is!

12-03-2004, 03:05 PM	#22
Alan T Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Mass.	I think this is the new FOFC puzzle game. You have to figure out what is actually happening in this story to win.

12-03-2004, 03:05 PM	#23
MizzouRah Hall Of Famer Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Troy, Mo	jb is what makes FOFC a sort of place. Todd

12-03-2004, 03:07 PM	#26
Solecismic Solecismic Software Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Canton, OH	I think these are the lyrics from the latest Ja Rule release. Only I dont want to know what Flasch is doing with the boyfriend of the lead drummer's cousin, who lives six doors down from the local rock hotel.

12-03-2004, 03:09 PM	#28
MikeVic Head Coach Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hometown of Canada	I so want to know what happened here... but I'm confused.

12-03-2004, 03:12 PM	#34
MikeVic Head Coach Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hometown of Canada	This thread has really made me laugh out loud at work... damn you guys.

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12-03-2004, 03:18 PM	#43
Desnudo Coordinator Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Here and There	Joe Cocker is still alive? And still singing?

12-03-2004, 03:19 PM	#44
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	I actually understood it. Granted, it took a few "wait, I gotta re-read that line", but I figured it all out. Last edited by korme : 12-03-2004 at 03:20 PM.

12-03-2004, 03:21 PM	#46
Flasch186 Coordinator Join Date: May 2002 Location: Jacksonville, FL	I honestly had no idea I would come back from a customer to this....wow, um, GE is the winner. and Jeeber was additionally right. You win an autographed headshot of me...and my BF and GF will sign it too, thank you. thankuverymuch. __________________ Jacksonville-florida-homes-for-sale Putting a New Spin on Real Estate! ----------------------------------------------------------- Commissioner of the USFL USFL

12-03-2004, 03:21 PM	#47
Wolfpack Pro Rookie Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Raleigh, NC	Yeah, I mean, seriously...how can you not figure that his best friend was dating the cousin of his girlfriend, but that cousin cheated on him with a rock band member while she was supposedly staying with a friend at a hotel while that friend's husband was out of town? Seems pretty straightforward to me.... Last edited by Wolfpack : 12-03-2004 at 03:22 PM.

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