Orgasm Day!

LoneStarGirl · 05-10-2005, 05:58 PM

http://channels.netscape.com/ns/atpl...19.htm&sc=1102

Brazilian Town Declares Orgasm Day

RIO DE JANEIRO, Brazil (AP) - Sex rarely makes the news in Brazil's conservative Northeast - until a small town declared an official Orgasm Day on Monday.

Espertantina Mayor Felipe Santolia endorsed the May 9 holiday, which he said was intended to improve relationships between married couples.

``We're celebrating orgasm in all its senses. There's even a panel discussion on premature ejaculation. But from what I've seen, women have more trouble achieving orgasm than men, especially in marriage,'' Santolia said by telephone from Esperantina, 1,300 miles north of Rio de Janeiro.

Santolia said the remote town of 38,000 people has been unofficially celebrating orgasm day for years, but that the town's former mayor had vetoed a bill making it an official municipal holiday.

The city council passed a law Saturday creating the holiday. Santolia, who took office earlier this year, said he would sign the bill later Monday.

``I'm 32, single and I have an open mind. Beside the theme is very much of the moment,'' he said.

Orgasm Day celebrations include a series of panel discussions by sexologists from across Brazil and a presentation of Eve Ensler's play ``The Vagina Monologues.''

Santolia said the idea of celebrating Orgasm Day at first created a scandal in this poor region, known for its religious fervor. But he said residents gradually residents warmed to the idea.

``I've seen scientific studies that show when a woman is unloved, when her husband can bring her to orgasm, it affects all aspects of her life, her relationships with her children, at home, with the city and at work,'' Santolia said.

So a day off of work just to sit at home and get your wives off? Now that is my kind of town. Although in reality, how many of those men are actually going to do what the day suggests?

ice4277 · 05-10-2005, 06:03 PM

I know how I'm celebrating!

Desnudo · 05-10-2005, 06:05 PM

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Originally Posted by LoneStarGirl

Although in reality, how many of those men are actually going to do what the day suggests?

I'm sure they'll all have orgasms.

GoldenEagle · 05-10-2005, 06:05 PM

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Originally Posted by ice4277

I know how I'm celebrating!

I hope your hand brought its "A-game".

sabotai · 05-10-2005, 06:05 PM

Orgasm Day was yesterday!? Damn it! I missed it! My penis is never going to forgive my hand this time.

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn · 05-10-2005, 06:06 PM

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Originally Posted by LoneStarGirl

So a day off of work just to sit at home and get your wives off? Now that is my kind of town. Although in reality, how many of those men are actually going to do what the day suggests?

Or how many of those women are going to end up taking matters into their own hands while their husbands are napping on the sofa?

JeeberD · 05-10-2005, 06:08 PM

Glad they made my birthday into a GOOD holiday...

ice4277 · 05-10-2005, 06:11 PM

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Originally Posted by JeeberD

Glad they made my birthday into a GOOD holiday...

Happy Coca-Cola Patent Day!

st.cronin · 05-10-2005, 07:54 PM

In my house every day is orgasm day. Sometimes, the girlfriend even invites ME!!!!

Karlifornia · 05-10-2005, 08:03 PM

I can't wait for the inevitable female FOFC member asking "what's an orgasm?"

Glengoyne · 05-10-2005, 08:05 PM

If I had known this yesterday it would have improved my chances tremendously!!!

Samdari · 05-10-2005, 08:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

Or how many of those women are going to end up taking matters into their own hands while their husbands are napping on the sofa?

Wow, Arlie can NEVER NAP AGAIN. Too bad Arles.

Ksyrup · 05-10-2005, 08:53 PM

FOFC has a similar holiday, taken from the Simpsons - Whacking Day.

Except it doesn't involve snakes.

"Every day's a whacking day!"

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn · 05-10-2005, 09:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Samdari

Wow, Arlie can NEVER NAP AGAIN. Too bad Arles.

Naw, that was a generalization.

Now, had I said.... "Or how many of those women are going to end up taking matters into their own hands while their husbands are sitting on their ass watching the NFL draft all weekend completely ignoring their wives?"...That would have been directed at Arles.

Airhog · 05-10-2005, 10:50 PM

This thread was disappointing. Not one person was banned

cthomer5000 · 05-10-2005, 10:53 PM

Orgasm Day... better than haircut day?

Abe Sargent · 05-10-2005, 10:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Airhog

This thread was disappointing. Not one person was banned

Yet.....

-Anxiety

korme · 05-10-2005, 11:01 PM

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Originally Posted by cthomer5000

Orgasm Day... better than haircut day?

leaps and bounds

Suicane75 · 05-10-2005, 11:31 PM

I celebrated with a vibrateing egg strapped to my Johnson while i humped my pillow and looked at pictures of Judith Light. Just another day.

Young Drachma · 05-10-2005, 11:36 PM

I was gonna say, that time of year already? Boy, time does fly.

Doug5984 · 05-11-2005, 01:06 AM

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Originally Posted by JeeberD

Glad they made my birthday into a GOOD holiday...

ditto

Karim · 05-11-2005, 01:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Suicane75

I celebrated with a vibrateing egg strapped to my Johnson while i humped my pillow and looked at pictures of Judith Light. Just another day.

Classic.

Pumpy Tudors · 05-11-2005, 01:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Suicane75

I celebrated with a vibrateing egg strapped to my Johnson while i humped my pillow and looked at pictures of Judith Light. Just another day.

what

Eaglesfan27 · 05-11-2005, 03:54 AM

Darn. She did not age well.

Suicane75 · 05-11-2005, 04:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

what

Oh yeah baby, thats the stuff.

21C · 05-11-2005, 05:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

what

Nanna . . . ?

Samdari · 05-11-2005, 08:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

Naw, that was a generalization.

Now, had I said.... "Or how many of those women are going to end up taking matters into their own hands while their husbands are sitting on their ass watching the NFL draft all weekend completely ignoring their wives?"...That would have been directed at Arles.

But, knowing it is even a possibility that their wives might be "taking things into their own hands," most men could never sleep. What man could sleep knowing he might be missing that kind of show?

rkmsuf · 05-11-2005, 09:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

what

Whoa. Somewhere Tony Danza cries out.

Ksyrup · 05-11-2005, 09:52 AM

She looks like he must have felt after that wreck.

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn · 05-11-2005, 11:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Samdari

But, knowing it is even a possibility that their wives might be "taking things into their own hands," most men could never sleep. What man could sleep knowing he might be missing that kind of show?

Then I guess you're right, men really shouldn't nap ever again. I mean, what do you think we're doing in the shower for 20 minutes? Doesn't take us that long to wash our hair.

JasonC23 · 05-11-2005, 12:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

Then I guess you're right, men really shouldn't nap ever again. I mean, what do you think we're doing in the shower for 20 minutes? Doesn't take us that long to wash our hair.

I'd just like to say that you are my favorite FOFC poster.

Well, you and whoever came up with "Kickstand."

Samdari · 05-11-2005, 01:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

Then I guess you're right, men really shouldn't nap ever again. I mean, what do you think we're doing in the shower for 20 minutes? Doesn't take us that long to wash our hair.

And I thought that detatchable massaging showerhead she asked for was for relaxing her back. Hmmm

JeeberD · 05-11-2005, 06:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Doug5984

Clear evidence of Doug's prefered manner of providing orgasms...

Desnudo · 05-11-2005, 07:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

Then I guess you're right, men really shouldn't nap ever again. I mean, what do you think we're doing in the shower for 20 minutes? Doesn't take us that long to wash our hair.

Hubba hubba

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Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	FOFC has a similar holiday, taken from the Simpsons - Whacking Day. Except it doesn't involve snakes. "Every day's a whacking day!" __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete." Last edited by Ksyrup : 05-10-2005 at 08:53 PM.

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ice4277 Pro Rookie Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Berkley, MI: The Hotbed of FOFC!	I know how I'm celebrating!

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sabotai General Manager Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Satellite of Love	Orgasm Day was yesterday!? Damn it! I missed it! My penis is never going to forgive my hand this time.

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st.cronin General Manager Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: New Mexico	In my house every day is orgasm day. Sometimes, the girlfriend even invites ME!!!!

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Suicane75 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NJ	I celebrated with a vibrateing egg strapped to my Johnson while i humped my pillow and looked at pictures of Judith Light. Just another day.

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05-11-2005, 09:52 AM	#29
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	She looks like he must have felt after that wreck. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

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