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Old 09-16-2008, 12:05 PM   #1
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Megan Fox just keeps getting better!

this just in:

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The candid 22-year-old "Transformers" star, who's currently engaged to actor Brian Austin Green, opened up to GQ about her love life, telling the magazine she was once in love with a female stripper. Fox, who appears on the October cover in a black bikini, said she was in the relationship when she was 18 and first living in Los Angeles alone.

"Well, that year my boyfriend broke up with me, and I decided -- oh man, sorry, mommy! -- that I was in love with this girl that worked at the Body Shop," said Fox. "I decided that I was going to get her to love me back, and I went out of my way to create a relationship with this girl, a stripper named Nikita."

"Look, I'm not a lesbian," said Fox. "I just think that all humans are born with the ability to be attracted to both sexes. I mean, I could see myself in a relationship with a girl -- Olivia Wilde is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands. She's mesmerizing. And lately I've been obsessed with Jenna Jameson, but ... oh boy."



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Old 09-16-2008, 12:11 PM   #2
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Awesome article.

How are the acting lessons coming along? I hope she's not taking them from her fiance.
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Old 09-16-2008, 12:11 PM   #3
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pics of nikita or gtfo
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Old 09-16-2008, 12:15 PM   #4
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She talks?
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Old 09-16-2008, 12:15 PM   #5
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i'd link the full cnn article but i figure someone will link the full gq article

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Old 09-16-2008, 12:16 PM   #6
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pics of nikita or gtfo

true nuff!
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Old 09-16-2008, 12:17 PM   #7
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"Olivia Wilde is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands."

That is hilarious. A mountain ox? I'm not even sure what that is! This girl sounds fun.
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Old 09-16-2008, 12:17 PM   #8
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She talks?

you're right - i hadn't noticed either. usually when i see her i'm too distracted to notice her mouth moving.

(although honestly two of the most distracting things about her are that beautiful hair and those gorgeous eyes)
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Old 09-16-2008, 12:17 PM   #9
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"Olivia Wilde is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands."

That is hilarious. A mountain ox? I'm not even sure what that is! This girl sounds fun.

LOL
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Old 09-16-2008, 12:18 PM   #10
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I suppose there is something wrong with me. When I saw Transformers, I found Rachael Taylor to be far more interesting.
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Old 09-16-2008, 12:23 PM   #11
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idk what a mountain ox is (and google isn't being that helpful), but a GIS for Olivia Wilde ensures that one will have naughty thoughts later tonight...

shit - i didn't realize she was "13" on House too (thanks wikipedia) -- i MUCH prefer her with dark hair!

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Old 09-16-2008, 12:25 PM   #12
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A lot stuff that comes out of her mouth seems calculating and contrived. It just fits the male fantasy stereotype too easily.
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Old 09-16-2008, 12:26 PM   #13
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I suppose there is something wrong with me. When I saw Transformers, I found Rachael Taylor to be far more interesting.

Meh...slender, "girl next door" blondes are a dime a dozen...jet-black haired foxes having naughty thoughts about women are a rarity.
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Old 09-16-2008, 12:27 PM   #14
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Awesome article.

How are the acting lessons coming along? I hope she's not taking them from her fiance.

How dare you! B.A.G had Emmy performances as David Silver!
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Old 09-16-2008, 12:31 PM   #15
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A lot stuff that comes out of her mouth seems calculating and contrived. It just fits the male fantasy stereotype too easily.

At least she's playing this angle better than LL is.
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Old 09-16-2008, 12:34 PM   #16
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So if she's 22, wouldn't Brian Austin Green be like twice her age?
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Old 09-16-2008, 12:36 PM   #17
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Leave B.A.G. alone. He's doing alright in the Terminator show.
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Old 09-16-2008, 12:36 PM   #18
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A lot stuff that comes out of her mouth seems calculating and contrived. It just fits the male fantasy stereotype too easily.

Hey stop stealing my thoughts
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Old 09-16-2008, 12:39 PM   #19
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what's wrong with the male fantasy stereotype? shit...if she's willing to play it up in order to advance her career i'm all for supporting her.
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Old 09-16-2008, 01:04 PM   #20
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She's engaged to David Silver?
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Old 09-16-2008, 01:06 PM   #21
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The sexiest thing about her is that she's engaged to Brian Austin Green, which means I would actually have a good shot with her.
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Old 09-16-2008, 01:07 PM   #22
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How dare you! B.A.G had Emmy performances as David Silver!

I thought he was great in the episode when Scott blew his brains out. However, he seemed to get worse as he got older. He started mumbling all of his lines and lacked the energy that he had in the first few seasons.
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Old 09-16-2008, 01:08 PM   #23
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what's wrong with the male fantasy stereotype? shit...if she's willing to play it up in order to advance her career i'm all for supporting her.
Well it's a stereotype, for one. Not all men are into bisexual fuckbots.

Hahahahaha.

Just kidding.
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Old 09-16-2008, 01:10 PM   #24
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I wonder if BAG landed her by singing some of David Silver's greatest hits..

"You're so precious to me
Am I precious to you?"
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Old 09-16-2008, 01:16 PM   #25
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Well it's a stereotype, for one. Not all men are into bisexual fuckbots.

Hahahahaha.

Just kidding.



Hypothetically even if she wasn't any of the things that she said (although i think she is, she seems like the "imma be honest, who cares what people think" type), and she was just saying them for attention/to boost her career...so what? That doesn't matter to me - I don't feel like I'm being played for a fool or anything, she's just an actress trying to maximize her paychecks, more power to her if she's figured out a way to "game the system."
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Old 09-16-2008, 01:17 PM   #26
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I wonder if BAG landed her by singing some of David Silver's greatest hits..

"You're so precious to me
Am I precious to you?"

And his biggest hit....

"Keep it Together" which he did with Jasper's Law
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Old 09-16-2008, 01:18 PM   #27
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Olivia Wilde + Megan Fox

Now that's a fantasy.
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Old 09-16-2008, 01:19 PM   #28
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Olivia Wilde + Megan Fox

Now that's a fantasy.

don't forget the sacrificial mountain ox!

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Old 09-16-2008, 01:20 PM   #29
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Subby's just into guys.

Cuervo might be, but he's got sexy cankles. So, he gets a pass.
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don't forget the sacrificial mountain ox!

Icing on the cake!
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Old 09-16-2008, 01:33 PM   #31
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She must be a pretty ugly stripper if she needed a second job at the friggin Body Shop.
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Old 09-16-2008, 01:38 PM   #32
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Is nobody else deeply disturbed that she didn't specify that it's Jenna from a few years ago that she finds attractive.

Cause I mean Jenna lately.......yikes.
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Old 09-16-2008, 01:49 PM   #33
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Old 09-16-2008, 01:54 PM   #34
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Man, I love the image of Megan Fox strangling a mountain ox with her bare hands.

It's hilarious!

(And yes, she's hot.)
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Old 09-16-2008, 01:58 PM   #35
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Heh, I knew a girl who worked at the Body Shop around that time....
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Old 09-16-2008, 02:01 PM   #36
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Way to go Taur for ruining this thread
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Old 09-16-2008, 02:08 PM   #37
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Way to go Taur for ruining this thread

eh i don't think she really looks that much worse before. still totally hittable.
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Old 09-16-2008, 02:12 PM   #38
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Man, I love the image of Megan Fox strangling a mountain ox with her bare hands.

My problem is I don't know how to picture it! It's like, first there is the hot chick, got that covered, and she's on the side of a mountain with the wind blowing her hair, and that's awesome, but then her outstretched hands are wrapped around the throat of some mystical creature which I cannot properly visualize and the whole thing gets ruined. I need someone with art skillz to draw me up a moutain ox so I can be properly aroused/humoured.
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Old 09-16-2008, 02:19 PM   #39
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i picture it like a mountain goat tbh
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i picture it like a mountain goat tbh

That's funny, cuz I picture it like an ox who just happens to live on a mountain.
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Old 09-16-2008, 02:47 PM   #41
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Way to go Taur for ruining this thread
Fine then.... How about this before and after of Megan Fox!
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Old 09-16-2008, 02:49 PM   #42
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eh i don't think she really looks that much worse before. still totally hittable.

Amen, brother!!
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Old 09-16-2008, 03:02 PM   #43
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I think the only way this thread ends is with Taur and DaddyTorgo arranging a duel (pistols at dawn)....

..or maybe falling in love?
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Old 09-16-2008, 03:10 PM   #44
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I think the only way this thread ends is with Taur and DaddyTorgo arranging a duel (pistols at dawn)....

..or maybe falling in love?

I think it could also end with someone posting an "Elmo knows my name" or whatever it was, before and after plastic surgery.
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Old 09-16-2008, 03:30 PM   #46
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to me the only difference in taur's pictures is that on the left she looks "attainable-gorgeous" and on the right she looks closer to "supermodel-gorgeous."

you going to tell me you'd kick her out of bed because of the slight bump in her nose taur? or the fact she doesn't have lips that are quite as poofy? that's ludicrous man - really crazy.

and the rest of the differences (the slight acne and the coloration) can be attributed to lighting and tan and makeup and other environmental factors not related to PS.
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Old 09-16-2008, 03:31 PM   #47
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sweet jesus mikevic - you're going to make me do inappropriate things at work!

although tbh - i think the hottest i've seen her was in that episode of 2.5 Men where she had the lil bikini on and was out on the deck - yummers. you bet i have the youtube of that in my favorites.
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Old 09-16-2008, 03:35 PM   #48
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I thought he was great in the episode when Scott blew his brains out. However, he seemed to get worse as he got older. He started mumbling all of his lines and lacked the energy that he had in the first few seasons.

Scott? I thought his name was Doug. Seriously, I remember the buildup to that episode like it was yesterday. FOX promised us a death on 90210...my hopes were high. I was in my early teens and I had a booth at a baseball card show that night. After I turned a sick profit selling re-sealed wax packs, I left my partner to gather up and ran home, which is saying a lot for a fat kid. FOX screwed me that night. They killed off the one character that nobody cared about. I never watched again. Well...when Kelly Kapowski joined the cast I may have taken a quick look, but other than that...

Back to the topic at hand: If you want to see some uhh...nice stuff, Google image search Megan Fox, Jennifer's Body, Nude. Umm...yeah.
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Scott? I thought his name was Doug. Seriously, I remember the buildup to that episode like it was yesterday. FOX promised us a death on 90210...my hopes were high. I was in my early teens and I had a booth at a baseball card show that night. After I turned a sick profit selling re-sealed wax packs, I left my partner to gather up and ran home, which is saying a lot for a fat kid. FOX screwed me that night. They killed off the one character that nobody cared about. I never watched again. Well...when Kelly Kapowski joined the cast I may have taken a quick look, but other than that...

Back to the topic at hand: If you want to see some uhh...nice stuff, Google image search Megan Fox, Jennifer's Body, Nude. Umm...yeah.

is that the one with the pics of her in the nude bodysuit coming out of the lake?

annnnd...yes...it is. proving that once i again i have way too much free time on my hands.

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