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Old 08-12-2013, 07:38 AM   #1351
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What the hell do you do with slabs of stolen road?

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Old 08-12-2013, 11:31 AM   #1352
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Wonder how many people are getting fired on this one:

Horseshoe Casino Cincinnati: Kevin Lewis wins $1 million twice at Horseshoe Casino Cincinnati
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Old 08-12-2013, 11:38 AM   #1353
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They did the right thing in the end though. I think I'd do myself in if I experienced a letdown like that.
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Old 08-12-2013, 11:52 AM   #1354
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Weird that they are both in their 50s and engaged.
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Old 08-12-2013, 04:24 PM   #1355
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I was entered in that contest, sucks they didn't screw up in my favor.
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Old 08-12-2013, 04:44 PM   #1356
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"Both men say its the biggest jackpot they have ever received"

Ya think? Are there people standing on the corners in Cincy handing out winning lottery tickets on a regular basis or something?
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Old 08-14-2013, 09:31 AM   #1357
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Man With 'Micropenis' Discovers He's Actually A Woman At Age 66 | Fox News Latino
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Old 08-19-2013, 10:27 PM   #1358
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To complement the above story!

Wesley Warren Jr., 'The Man With The 132-Lb. Scrotum,' Blames Healthcare System
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Wesley Warren Jr., better known as "The Man With The 132-Lb. Scrotum," has two objectives right now: He wants to make money and speak the truth.

In May of 2008, in a household mishap, the Las Vegas man took a blow to his right testicle. "I woke up the next day, and my scrotum was the size of a honeydew melon," he tells Marc Lamont Hill on HuffPost Live. "My personal hell was just beginning."

With every passing month, Warren's scrotum grew 3 pounds or more. And with no health insurance, he had little opportunity to seek help, until he became internationally known for his freakish bulge.

To cradle his watermelon-sized sex organ, he wore a hooded sweatshirt as pants, using the hood as a makeshift scrotum sling
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Old 09-06-2013, 08:40 AM   #1360
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Oh, Shocker...it's Florida...

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Old 09-06-2013, 08:41 AM   #1361
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Janos: "Only America could produce an imbecile of your caliber!"
Freakazoid: "That's because we make lots of things better than other people!"


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Old 09-06-2013, 09:03 AM   #1362
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Shouldn't this really be Florida lawyer?
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Old 09-06-2013, 09:43 AM   #1363
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If you like dark humor and the whole distorted Florida scene, you should read Tim Dorsey...his stories are disturbing, because his main character is a serial killer...but funny.

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Old 09-07-2013, 11:39 PM   #1364
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Man convinces woman her vagina is haunted and tries to rid ghosts with his penis - Akron Paranormal | Examiner.com

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A man was recently arrested in China after he claimed that he could get rid of ghosts from a young woman's vagina with his penis. The paranormal enthusiast allegedly charged over $3000 to perform the sexorcism the Huffington Post reported today.
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Old 09-08-2013, 08:49 AM   #1365
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lmao.. seriously.. lmao...
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Old 09-08-2013, 09:03 AM   #1366
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This story has other interesting tidbits, too

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"The victim allegedly came to the self-described "ghost hunter" because she needed help seducing her boss who she had a crush on.

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Jianjun insists that he never had sex with the Xin and that he can't get an erection due to diabetes.

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Old 09-09-2013, 03:36 PM   #1367
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Men dressed as Batman, Capt. America rescue cat - Yahoo! News

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John Buckland, dressed as Batman, and Troy Marcum, dressed as Captain America, saw smoke at a house nearby when they were entertaining children as part of their business. They ran to the house along with another bystander, kicked in the door and broke out a window so some smoke could escape.
I am disappointed this story does not have pictures

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Old 09-09-2013, 03:48 PM   #1368
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There were pictures on Good Morning America this morning...
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Old 09-09-2013, 04:16 PM   #1369
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Jianjun insists that he never had sex with the Xin and that he can't get an erection due to diabetes.

Diahbeetus is a horrible disease.

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Old 09-10-2013, 01:06 AM   #1370
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BBC News - Teen exorcists: The girls who expel demons on stage

In which it is revealed that demons have legal rights and Harry Potter spells are real.

Seriously though, these chicks would make a great TV series if fictionalized.
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Old 09-11-2013, 01:49 PM   #1371
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http://cw.ua.edu/2013/09/11/the-fina...-still-exists/

Why does this stuff always seem to happen in the south?
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Old 09-13-2013, 10:51 AM   #1372
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I don't think this is necessarily strange, but it's kindof a neat footnote in human history:

Voyager 1 has entered interstellar space at last, NASA says - NBC News.com

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Old 09-13-2013, 11:30 AM   #1373
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I think someone has commented (either a comedian, or xkcd, or something) that it seems like Voyager has left our solar system about a half dozen times now.
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Old 09-13-2013, 12:48 PM   #1374
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Ok, this did seem somewhat familiar. Any idea as to why?

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Old 09-13-2013, 07:50 PM   #1375
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I think they kept debating whether it had or hadn't for a while. Every time they thought it had, they'd get some new info back from the probe that seemed to say differently. All they've got are theories about what the boundary is supposed to be like, so I guess the variances are consistent with the notion that it's not really a hard boundary but more a gradual fading of the heliosphere.
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Old 09-26-2013, 06:40 PM   #1376
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Couple convicted of having sex in a Home Depot display shed | Mail Online
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Old 09-30-2013, 08:31 PM   #1377
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Why does this stuff always seem to happen in the south?

You have to apply Occam's Razor to this one...quite simply, it's because it is the south.
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Old 10-01-2013, 08:52 PM   #1378
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Old 10-17-2013, 10:47 PM   #1379
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Hollywood director Michael Bay was attacked by a man wielding an air conditioning unit.

That is all.
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Old 10-17-2013, 11:16 PM   #1380
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Old 10-21-2013, 09:58 AM   #1381
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Utah man accused of raping his wife¿s ex-husband | Mail Online
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Old 10-21-2013, 11:08 AM   #1382
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Investigators have said they believe the allegations to be true but that there are even more 'unusual parts of the case' that will come out in the near future

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Old 10-30-2013, 12:22 PM   #1383
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Woman to hand out 'obese letters' to overweight children on Halloween | Fox News

don't know if I want to applaud this lady or punch her in the face
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Old 10-30-2013, 03:15 PM   #1384
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Oh boy...

Meet Mr. Balls, Brazil's Disturbing New Testicular Cancer Mascot

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Old 11-11-2013, 01:30 PM   #1385
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I dont know much about art, but I know it when I see it:

Naked artist nails himself to Red Square in protest

A performance artist has been detained in Moscow after stripping naked and nailing his scrotum to the cobblestones of Red Square in a protest.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-24896784
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Old 11-16-2013, 01:16 AM   #1386
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Man charged in firing of Civil War cannon replica at neighbor’s property - City & Region - The Buffalo News
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Old 11-16-2013, 07:41 PM   #1387
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I'm not sure what's more distributing...the mascot or the picture of a little girl standing next to it smiling.

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Old 11-17-2013, 04:40 PM   #1388
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Old 11-18-2013, 11:39 AM   #1389
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Old 11-20-2013, 07:21 PM   #1390
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Old 11-20-2013, 08:15 PM   #1391
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not sure this passes the...

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Old 11-20-2013, 08:20 PM   #1392
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This is a satire site, so, fake news story.
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Old 12-29-2013, 12:02 AM   #1393
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Old 12-29-2013, 01:45 AM   #1394
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Man, hard to believe that woman hasn't learned to cope better with rejection by now.
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Old 01-08-2014, 12:31 PM   #1395
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Uh... what?!

UPDATE: Oklahoman given 'atomic wedgie' died from suffocation, trauma to head | News OK
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Old 01-09-2014, 02:09 PM   #1396
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Old 01-10-2014, 12:50 PM   #1397
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Old 01-14-2014, 10:18 PM   #1398
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Old 01-17-2014, 10:41 AM   #1399
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Sadly, I knew it would be the cheese guy before I clicked through.
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